(old shit from months ago I'm stumbling across) >Day estrus in Equestria >Seems that one of your hate-friends has chosen you as her mate >You say "hate-friend" because despite how obvious it is that they don't like you, they always stick around and do shit like buy you candy sometimes. >A purple unicorn has teleported into your living room, carrying with her a stack of parchment and a few containers of ink. >"G-get over here, Anon!" >She's presenting her swollen, dark-purple pony pussy to you. >Marecum is dribbling from her folds and pools around her feet. >"I n-need to know if humans can p-procreate with ponies, a-and I'm most fertile during estrus!" >She's blushing something fierce as she backs into you and grinds her rump on your crotch. >"Just don't g-get any funny ideas, Anon." >You shrug and unzip your pants. >Never getting human pussy; might as well go for the next best sapient species. >"I-if it weren't for my research, the m-mares and I would be off in town looking for a proper pony to mate with." "Th-the mares? As in, plural?" >You thrust inside of Twilight's dripping pussy, which spasms around your cock. >"Y-yes! You know, the Elements! You know, the only other mares in this town who bother talking to you? They're holding off their own m-mating until I get the results back." "....And they all want me to try and give them a child?" >Twilight scoffs angrily and turns her head to glare at you. >"Well, did you ever think that maybe they want a foal to raise? We had a discussion, and we came to the conclusion that there are worse stallions than you. We guess." >Gee, thanks. >"Now hurry up and finish! It's already been thirty seconds!" >Have you got a surprise for them. >[spoiler]It's your dick.[/spoiler] >You are Anon, and oh GOD you dick is sore. >You just want to stop. >For five fucking minutes, you just want to STOP. >Rainbow: "C'mon, Anon. I kn-new you were a f-filthy liar. 'Superior H-Human Stamina' my plot!" >This is the fifth time you've cum inside Rainbow Dash, and she is one to fucking talk. >This bitch rides your dick for thirty seconds before she comes, and then she acts like's Celestia's gift to men everywhere. >She's the archetypical frat boy, only with a horsepussy instead of a dick. >Every surface is covered in a mixture of sweat and marecum. The musk filling the air makes it difficult to think, so tracking the time is nearly impossible. >In the time you've been in Twilight's library, you've explored almost every nook and cranny that these ponies have to offer. >To your surprise, Applejack is the kinky one. >You've NEVER seen saddles and riding crops used THAT way before. >Now, the horse-fucking. >The first few times were fun, but your body (and most importantly, your penis) is made of soft, delicate flesh. >Pinkie: "Y-yeah.. ah... Anon... Jus'... jus' do it, 'kay?" >Oh hey, she's awake again. >Pinkie: "You faggot..." >Rainbow's pussy is spasming around your cock again, so you pick up your pace and thrust extra-harOH NIGGERS >shit shit shit FUCK NO THIS IS FINISHED NOW THANK YOU >You pull your now softening member out of Dash, much to her loud dissatisfaction. >You knew you'd been too rough. >You've rubbed yourself raw and.... Yup. >You are bleeding from your dick. >oh fuck me that stings so badly >Rainbow: "Anaawwwnnn... what's keeping you?" >You don't say anything; you're too busy writhing in pain. >Rainbow: "....Anon? You alright back there?" >She roughly nudges you with her hind leg before turning around to see what's up. >Rainbow: "We still need you to-is that blood?!" >Several pony ears perk up at Rainbow's words, and Twilight immediately jumps up from her prone position and runs over to you. >Twilight: "A-Anon! Are you alright?! Oh goodness, you're all torn up! Here, let me just-" >She charges up her horn and a white box with a red cross on it appears in mid-air. >Twilight begins to scold you while she treats your battle-worn member, the other ponies gathering around you in worry. >Twilight: "Anon, you idiot. Why didn't you say anything if we were hurting you? How are you supposed to-" "Ahh! Not so tight!" >You're seeing stars. >Fluttershy gently nudges Twilight away and begins to treat your wound much more gently. >Pinkie: "Nonners, how are we supposed to party if you're not there?" >That's almost sweet. >Rainbow hovers nervously over you, a look of concern and anger on her face. You can see tears beginning to form in the corners of her eyes. >Rainbow: "I-I-You could have gotten your gross human blood inside of my, Anon. That's disgusting!" >That's not so sweet. >Rainbow Dash roughly hits you on the arm and then perches on your shoulders, refusing to get off. >Once your dick has been cleaned, disinfected, and gently covered up, Twilight lifts you up in her magic and deposits you onto her big, fluffy bed. >Twilight: "If you think this gets you out of estrus-duty, then you're sorely mistaken." >She and the girls all jump up on the bed, each one carrying an item in their hooves or with their magic. >Fluttershy has an ice pack; Rarity has a pitcher of water; Applejack has a fluffy pillow; Rainbow Dash has a plushy made in her own likeness; and Pinkie has a basket full of cupcakes. >Twilight: "You're not leaving this bed until you're well-rested and all healed up, Anon. Me and the girls will make sure of it." >The girls all cuddle up against you; Twilight laying on your chest. Everypony closes their eyes and tries to fall asleep. >You close your eyes as well, and a moment later you feel a pair of lips press against your sweaty forehead. >"Dummy..."