(By ANONTHEPONESNUGGLER)

> be anon 
> you have been anon for most of your life 
> you are stuck in a land of magical ponys who have the mental state of a 6 year old
> after spending almost 4 months with them you found that a few of the main six have a crush on you 
> fluttershy sends you small gifts with love letters attached 
> most are drawings of her and her animals along with you on a picnic or hugging with most notes saying
Hay anon, i would like to, maybe, someday, do something together. If you dont want to thats fine.
> the cute part was she would hide and wait for you to pick up her gift then she would run away 
> maybe one day she will be bold and ask you out or something.
> next is rainbow dash
> shes more open about how she feels about you but isn't in a way
> she will say that you look nice or smell nice but in really odd situations
> like when you are on a jog , she will swoop over and land on your back and hug you 
> then give you a sniff and say you smell nice then fly off back to whatever she was doing before spotting you
> the hugs are nice and the complements are a little strange but she is cute
> lastly is twilight 
> out of the main six she is the most mature 
> like a 8 year old mentally but in a body of a sexy school principal/ librarian
> she had been the only one out of the three to ask you on a date 
> a date that never happened due to some big meanie who she and her friends had to give a time out to 
> the time out just happened to be a forever one set in stone
> she tried again but on the day you went to pick her up she had other plans that came out out of nowhere

> so begun a new day in equestria as anon, loved buy 3 cute ponys
> you look over at the wall next to your bed that has a few of fluttershys drawings that are the best out of the rest 
> as you get out of bed and start to get dressed you see her from your window wrapping up a box and spilling glitter all over the floor as the box opens up with a pop to show a sweater inside
> pretending you didnt see that you make your way to the restroom
> after a quick shit shower and a shave you walk over to the door and greet fluttershy
"Good morning fluttershy, what brings you over so early?"
> she stops mid paper fold and glances up at you, then back to the box that is not put together that well but is just holding
> "Im d-doing fine." She says trying to hide the box and the paper in a hushed tone
> she has courage to talk today, she must have something planed
"Im going to make breakfest soon and wanted to know if you wanted to join me."
> her face is bright red and her as she hugs the box , and for a moment you think you broke her 
"Look i love the gifts you make me and i wanted to give you something in return."
>" you .. Love my gifts?" 
> All you see is her blue eyes looking over at you and the rest of her cute face
"Of course most of them i have up on my wall or in my special cabinet."
> " really?"
"I have more in my basement in a bin marked Flutterys Art, any other gift is worn as pajamas or as decoration."
> she turns around still trying to hide the gift behind her while sitting on the floor, glitter and some glue in front of her 
> "you mean it?"
> you smile a little and get down onto one knee so she can be eye level with you
"I would love to go out with you fluttershy, but first i think we should eat breakfest. Ill make whatever you like."
> her eyes light up and her wings flap a few times before she floated over to you and gave you a big hug
> "thank you." She whispers into your neck as you hug her in return
> you look over at the gift behind her as it pops open again and the sweater inside of it flops to the floor
> it says will you bee mine in a hreat
> normally fluttershy just comes buy every other week and leaves "anonymous" notes
> today must be special
"Whats todays special gift?"
> "its harts and hooves day anon." She says hugging you slightly tighter "and i just got my special somepony to say that he likes me."
> picking up the note and the sweater along with fluttershy in arm you make your way inside to make her whatever she wants 

> you are rainbow dash, the fastest flying pony in equestria
> its hearts and hooves day and you have convinced yourself that it was time to ask out anon 
> after all those hints he should have asked you out buy now
> must be intimidated buy your coolness
>"yup thats it." You say to yourself while gliding over to anons 
> "im are going to knock on his door and -"
> before you can finish that sentence during your landing 
> fluttershy is in his house eating food that he made 
> "okay calm down rainbow, its not like he's her spe-."
> anon enters the room with a crudely made sweater with fluttershys arts n crafts hoof work written all over it
> from the window you look in and try to read what it has on it 
> "wi-will yooou be m-mean? No it says bean."
> why would she want anon to be a bean? Rainbow thaught to herself as she sat under the window pondering what bean stood for
> sadly she couldn't read unless the books had pitures, and maybe anon helping out with some words now and then
> but that doesn't help rainbow dash from trying to figure out what it means 
> "ill ask twilight if she knows what beaing a bean means, shes reads books with no pictures in them!"
> and like that the fastest pony in equestria went off in search of knowledge 

Meanwhile inside anons house
"Hay did you see something outside?"
> fluttershy looks over at the window then back to anon trying to finish chewing her food 
> "it mugh been a bhig burb."
"Strange i ran out of the bird seeds you gave me a few days ago."
> she just shugs and smiles finally finishing her first hay waffle 
> some specks of food are on her face so you reach over with a napkin to wipe it off 
> her eyes widen a little as you start to reach over, but as you make contact her face scrunches up and she squeaks softly 
" you are too cute."
> she giggles a little at that and gently pushes your hand away from her face 
> "a-anon stoop." She begins to blush again and trys to hide it buy covering her face with her hair

Over at twilights office with rainbow rudely not reading the note on the door 
You are also twilight
>"hay TWILIGHT!" Rainbow yells as she pokes her head into the office after not knocking
>across the room sat a sad twilight at her desk
>"why the long face twi? What is bothering ya." Rainbow then lets herself in and trots over to book smarts desk
"Oh its nothing..."
>"okay cool so i -."
"Its this Stallion you see, i get the courage to ask him out but everytime i plan out a date. SOMETHING ALWAYS HAS TO POP UP!."
>rainbow looks over at spike for help
>hes just reading a comic and just glances up at her, shugs and continues to read his comic
"Rainbow please pay attention, i need your help."
>"isn't this what starlight is for?"
You flop face first on to your desk "shes off with trixy on a mission of friendship remember?"
>rainbow looks off to the window and makes a o with her mouth 
>"do you think you can help me figure out a word?"
> you look up at her, didnt she Lisin to what you said.. Ill take her smile as a no
"Okay show me the page you are on so i can help..."
>"oh its not in a book its on anon! Well a sweater he has on."
"Tell me what you think it says then the sentence its with."
>"okay, it says will you be bean or was it mean.. "
Realization hits "wait, who gave him this sweater?"
>"fluttershy duh, she runs our weekly arts n crafts event that you put her in charge of."
>she made it for him, how could she take away your anon. 
>you teleport you and rainbow to your room to continue this chat in private
"are you shure that it was fluttershy and not anyother pony?"
>rainbow somewhat dizzy responds with "yea i looked in from his window and saw them hugging echother."
>oh no she made it to second bace with him already... Next they will be hoof holding and then kids 
"Why were you looking at them at his window?"
>"you shure have alot of questions twi." She begins to take a step back from you "you still didnt help me with bean."
>why cant you read rainbow..

"It said, will you be mine rainbow."
>her eyes widen and she begins to look around the room as if trying to find something that was not there
>"are.. Are you shure thats what it said? Couldn't have been bean?"
"No it said will you be mine, he has it on, so that means that they are together now."
> she sits down and her wings fold around her acting like arms trying to embrace her "no.."
"What do you mean.. No"
>holding back tears and sniffling she looks over to you "i was going to ask him out." And the tears start to flow
>"i thaught that being cool and complements would make him li-like me.." Sniff
"Did you ever say you liked him at all?"
>she shakes her head really trying to hold back now 
>i hope she doesn't start getting hiccups..
>"anon would *hic* help me read. *sniff* and stuff *hic* but i didnt know *hic* that he would just *hic* go with fluttershy."
>she holds herself more and looks over at you for help
"Well she did ask him first.."
>all of rainbows will to hold back her tears breaks and the flood gates open up letting out all the water works
>"she stole him from *hic* me!"
"Why dont you try and get him back?"
>her crying stops, again with that look she has when she gets an idea
>"twilight, that could work! *sniff* thank you." She rushes in for a hug and you return the favor. Then she flys off
"To bad that wont work for me.."
>you look back at your desk thats across the hall and see the paperwork that looms over your seat
"I have work to do.. "
>maybe another time you think to yourself
"Yea maybe another time."

 we are with anon and fluttershy who are currently going for a walk to the park to sit and play with the animals as anon carrys fluttershy in his arms 
>"you dont have to carry me, i-i can walk."
>other ponys look at the two of you as you pass buy them, some with jealousy and others wonder what it would be like to be carried
"Yea i know shy, but you are too cuddly to let go."
>"aww anon stop it." She giggles and nuzzles into your chest 
>if cuteness could kill, you would have been dead long ago
>finally you both make it to the park, and as you find a place to sit you let fluttershy go on and talk with the animals leaving you on a bench 
>as she carrys on a conversation with some squirrels about something you rest your head back in the comfort of a nice sweater 
>you look up at the sky and start to cloudwatch
>you see a button, a frog like one 
"Pepe." You say to yourself and have a sensible chuckle 
>now you see one that looks like rainbow dash .. No wait thats really her 
>why is she going down right at you
"AwshittytittysRainbowno!"
>before you could move she just barely taps at your nose with a feather and she swoops in and lands sitting next to you in a elegant fashion
>"hay man, hows it goin?" She says looking over at you like she almost didnt knock your head off kinda smile
"Just reeling back from an almost decapitation attempt."
>"i dont know what that means, but i bet it means cool." She raises a eyebrow and smiles smugly at you 
> she notices that you don't really seem to be enjoying her coolness and she relaxes a little bit
>"so whats with the sweater its like, a nice day today?"
>Looking down at it you feel a warmth grow within your chest
"Fluttershy made it for me, it might not be on the same scale as Raritys work but it was made with heart. And i like that."
>she looks at it then back to you "you like that type of mushy love stuff?"
"Cant say that i dislike it, its nice to know when you are loved or to know that someone-"
>Before you can finish that thaught rainbow leans over and hugs you 
>she holds the hug for some time makeing it awkward for you
>you hug her back and notice that she hasnt been looking at you since she started the hug
>a faint sniffle is comeing from her as well
>oh no something bad has happened, well to them it could be that one of her figures broke and she cant fix it or she lost something she holds dear
"Is everything alright rainbow?"
>she holds you slightly tighter and she covers you with her wings
>"just dont leave me okay."
"Dont worry, thats what are friends for."
>she tenses up at the word friend 
>"anon, i would like to ... Be more then that." She looks at you still embracing you in a hug
>shes never been good at showing how she feels, its normally her playing cool or acting like things dont bother her at all or just a quick awkward complement
>but now as you look into her magenta eyes 
>you see her pain
>her breath on your neck 
>before you can do anything she quickly lets go and pushes off of you takeing off into town
>"hay anon look a brought over some of the animals to meet you." Fluttershy look up at you with some ducks a squirrel two birds and a fox
>"was that rainbow dash?" 
"Yea." You say in a sad tone

>you are rainbow dash
>fastest pony in town 
>well at flying 
>and you are currently going to your happy place 
>its a small gathering of clouds close to home that you hide in when you feel overwhelmed or scared
"What am i doing."
>you say to yourself huging a plush of a turtle who you have called tank.
>you bounce tank up and down a bit in your fore hooves hearing a small bell ring inside of him
"I know, but it felt strange. Being so close to him."
>again with tank but ending with a little nub of a leg on the plush pointing back to anon
"Yea your right."
>and with that you give tank a smooch on its little plush head
>and start to take off 
>but return a few seconds later to put tank back in the cloud
>laughing to yourself a little you think. Good thing no-one was around to see that
>then you are off again 
>back to spend time with anon and fluttershy
> little did any of the three know that a small pink pony was following them around 
> and was getting curious as to what was going on between them and strange anon man 

>"this one is named lucy goosey and this rabbits name is thump and he lives in a tree, What a fancy place to live! Oh anon did you know that i wanted to be a tree one day? Hmm? What is it little moose?"
>you are anon, and you are only half paying attention to what fluttershy is saying
>you cant get rainbow out of your head 
>along with a few other questions as well
>"chirpy birdington wants to rest in your hands is that okay anon?"
"Uhh yea shure?"
> A small green and blue bird lands in your hand and snugles up in between your thumb and finger
>another one decides that your shoulder looked comfy as well 
>" Jacques its not nice to land on someone without there permission!" Fluttershy yells this but it sounds like a whisper yell.
>the bird tweets back and shy seems to be offended buy what the bird said
>"i shouldn't have taken you to see that robo ponice movie, its made you a meany head."
>what a strange bird. You swear you can see the eyes glowa faint red
>it takes off looking like it was done talking to shy and so do the rabbits and the ducks 
> the fox and bird in your hand are all that remain 
>"oh poo, that Jacques and his potty mouth always ruining our meet ups."
"I think you shouldn't invite him anymore if hes going to be like that."
> "but hes chirpys brother and they dont like being appart from echother for too long."
>wait what happened with rainbow? 
"Hay fluttershy, whats up with rainbowdash?"
>"what do you mean?" She asked looking up at you while rubbing the back and head of the fox infront of her.
"She swooped in huged me looked me right in the eyes and took off."
>"she gave you a hug? Like a quick friend hug or a special hug."
"What in the world is a special hug?"
>"well its a hug that a daddy and a mommy do when they want a baby, the stork will notice and give them instructions for something. Then a baby arives."
"Okay then, is there anything in between the two hugs?"
>"ive seen cuddles and snuggles but never a in the middle hug."
"well i did see something like little hearts in her eyes when she was that close to me."
>"Anon thats a special type of hug!"
>the fox scurrys away from shy actually yelling and so to with the bird in your hand
>"oops, sorry."
"Its fine, but i still feel weird after that. Like i should have held her longer."
>"but you have on the sweater i made for you, it- it should have." She looks away from you and curls up into a ball
>you want to pick her up and hold her but it seams that the glue she used has finally hardend
>you are stuck, well fuck, you think to yourself and try to slowly move forward 
>but a small ripping sound stops you before you can even move an inch
"Dang, hay fluttershy i think i might be stuck to-
>she is sound asleep 
>only thing left to do is to try and slip out and figure out how to take it off the seat with a better hands on approach
>you try to slip out whith your shirt on but that also seems to be glued 
>time to go shirtless then
>with a bit of a struggle and a few rips in the sweater you make it out 
>freedom but now its a little nippy
>so you start to work on yor shirt 
>before you can carefully remove the first part your shirt someone lands in your arms
>"heh heh hi anon. Was that a better landing?"
>rainbow is back and looks nervous about something, maybe scarred
"Are you alright rainbow?"
>"yup yup never better hah hah what me nervous nah im rainbowdash yup thats me." She looks over at your shirt thats in what remains of a sweater now with most of the back missing
>she leans over onto your chest and places a hoove on your shoulder
>"wow, you feel smooth."
>again with the eyes, her fur feels soft on your skin like some type of cloud
"Hay whats going on with you, your not acting like yourself."
>"well of course Im myself Im rainbow dash."
>she continues to feel your body, running swimming and helping out around the town carrying ponys who forgot about nap time everyday is paying off.

>be fluttershy
>you just had a horrable time with the animals but a good time with anon and had gotten so peeved when rainbow did a almost special hug that you fell asleep out of frustration
>but now you are slowly wakeing up 
>with a few lip smacks you are awake
"Anon?"
>you look around and see his shirt torn up a bit and your sweater as well
>oh no he must be hurt
>i must call for help
>no wait hes right next to the seat
"Anon why are you on the floor?"
>rainbow has her head on his cest as he is gently rubbing her mane 
>Daww how cute
>maybe i should join

>meanwhile as rainbow dash
>that was one heck of a cuddle
>i still feel strange 
>he feels so nice and his hands 
>those have magic fingers
>oh fluttershy is joining us
"Oh hay shy."
>"mind if i cuddle as well?"
>"Come on in." Says anon opening up his other arm 
>no hes mine, hes rainbowdash property!
>when she gets somewhat close to you slap your wing at her face and she scrunches up and lands on her butt
>"what was that for."
"I uhh saw a bug."
>"oh okay."
>now you are both cuddling with anon
>who is now on the floor and is zoned out
>makes you wonder what is going on in his head

>your back is on the grass
>pones on your chest
>hwo are you?
>you are anon
>why are they so soft and warm
>you look down and see both of them sleeping on you 
>shy is in your right arm with part of her head on your shoulder while rainbow has taken claim to the rest of you
>at the same time you started to look over at rainbow she had been looking at you 
>you make eye contact with her 
>she looks away just as quickly as she flys 
"Dash why arnt you sleeping?"
>she tenses up a little and looks back at you but looks away again
>"I cant sleep."
"Is something wrong, you want me to take you home?"
>"NO!" she lifts her head to face you but looks at fluttershy then back down at you. "I mean, no. I - i want to stay here and lay with you."
"Please just tell me what is wrong i promise not to be mad if you did something wrong, you can trust me."
>she puts her head down to your chest and scoots up closer to your face
>"ive been feeling odd, i dont know how to - uhh."
"Explain it?"
>"yea. Its a odd feeling that if im not with you i might lose you."
>"it grows and gets warm when im with you, like it feels nice to be with you."
>she then nuzzles your neck and takes a small lick 
>softly cooing and closeing her eyes resting her head next to yours 
>she has feelings for you
>that you dont feel the same in return
>"shes in love with you silly."
>after almost haveing a heart attack you look over at Pinkie Pie who is standing over you. 
"How long have you been-"
>"since the first post on 4chan about a week ago."
"What?"
>"nothing, alright big shot you have 3 ponys who love you and all three dont have the courage to tell you for them selfs."
"Alright."
>"no im not one of them."
>its like she can read your 
>"thaughts yes and i also know that you would never try to hurt my friends."
>she smiles and nozzles some stuff onto your head
>"all seriousness aside nony, dashi is deeply in love with you shyshy has a schoolfillycrush on you and twiggle wants to cuddle deeply with you but has too much school stuff."
"What is with the cables."
>"nothing you should worry about."
>she smiles and starts to type out something on a typewriter as a light starts to glow on your head.
>"oki doki your all good and in the clear."
"Again what is this for?"
>"make me a promise to love them as you did her before you got here."
"wait who?"
>"Just take care of them and love them dearly, promise me that you will?"
" of course I will why would i ever try to hurt any of them."
>she gets so close that her nose is pressing against your forehead
>"okay doki but still, pinky pie swear to me that you will, i need to have that certainty."
"Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my -"
>pinkie pie then pulls out a cupcake from her mane and places it in your mouth
>"thanks nonny."
>she then removes the wires away from your head and some of the other machines that lowered into the ground from the secret trap door she used to get here without you noticing.
>she then slowly shuts the door while waving goodbye.
>so you lay there with a cupcake in your mouth and 2 pones on your chest
>one loves you and the other has a crush on you but both are to scared to tell you upfront. 
>also you made a promise to love them and take care of them 
>but you cant love all three of them at the same time cant you?

>You are sleeping at a desk
>in a school
>you are twilight sparkle and just got woken up buy a knocking on your chamber door
"Never more." You respond half awake and half glued to a students work
>"hay twi we are back from that friendship problem!"
>starlight glimmer walks in with trixy in toe
>"I The Great And Powerful Trixy Have Helped Out Too!
>glimmer pats trixy on the shoulder and gives her a smile.
>"you did good today, why dont you go home and practice your magics?"
>"The Great And Powerful Trixy Will Do So! See You Later Shim Glim!"
>and with a puff of smoke trixy still stood there for a moment before running down the hall
>you and glimmer act as if she disappeared
"How did it go if you dont mind me asking."
>glim trots over to your other seat and sighs contently
>"trixy got into some truble but it wasn't anything to bad thankfully."
>its nice that she has trixy help out the other "special" ponys who need aid just like her
"Was she able to do any basic magic yet?"
>"not yet but even if shes our age she should be able to do it someday."
"Im glad, now that you are back."
>you point to the huge amount of papers on your desk
>"need help again?"
>you rest your head on the table back onto the pillow that was the students written exam on Edgar withers ponice pome of the mocking raven
"Yea i might have to give this studen an easy A+ thanks to me falling alseep again."
>she leans forward and can see the trail of spit that ruins the paper
>"again? And its the same student as well."
>alarmed you look over the paper to try and find the name
>"relax im just jokeing, the last one was ron jermane."
>you fall back into your chair and let out a grone
>"at least he got into the film industry like he always wanted."
"Not helping."
>"why dont i take over and you go out with your big green special somepony for the rest of the day."
>you get back up and just stare into her eyes
>she has a point
>yiu should go 
"I should go, thanks."
>and with a wink and a wave goodbye. You are off to find anon

>you lean up holding onto two ponys who have fallen alseep in your arms 
>if you didnt get up you would have fallen asleep as well
>both look simply adorable in your arms as you look down at them
>"oh my goodness darling why are you nakey?"
>you look over to the left of you and there is rarity
"Oh hay there marshmallow im so glad to see you."
>"not another word" she then reaches into her saddle bag and pulls out another shirt of yours that will go well if you ever had a suit
>"i was on my way over and just saw your back bare and had to give this to you before you got sick."
>she has yet to notice flutter and rainbow in your arms since she is averting her gase 
"Ge thanks rarity, i wish i could put it on but my hands are filled right now."
>she gives you a side glance and quickly looks away with a blush on her face
>"yes i see that, i didnt know you were into public showing of effection like that anon." She smirks then continued "I will start planning the 3 of your marriage dresses and the rest of your suit when i get back."
"Its not like."
>she puts a hoof over your mouth 
>"its okay to be passionate when you are in love but remember that this is a public park."
>she starts to trot away with a little bit of a pep in her step
"Par coreing her way to a conclusion as usual."
>you gently let fluttershy down along with rainbow on to your old messed up shirt and horribly messed up sweater and wrap them up 
>then put on your new shirt
"No longer nipply."

>after looking around the major dateing spots and not finding anon you see rarity with a look that says "i just finished the best romance book yet"
"Rarity hay!"
>she looks over at you and giggles with a huge blush on her face
>"hay twi i just so happen to see something simply scandalous and i must tell you about it!"
"Alright ill lend you an ear, but have you seen anon around?"
>her smile grows bigger and her blush deepens 
>"you see, thats what im talking about!"
>wha?
"Wha?"
>"oh yes, i was on my way to his house when i saw him nakey in the park getting it on with our friends fluttershy and rainbow dash! I bet in no time at all the stork will make its way over to them."
>the rest of what she said is being droned out buy the ever growing darkness from within your mind
>this is what happens when you dont act 
>when you dont have time
>when you keep pushing away the one you love
>you must see it for yourself
>"hay i wasnt done speeking." rarity shouts back as you run off in the detection of anons last appearance
>"ill just tell you later at the wedding dress fittings!"
>she wont get to you
>you wont let her 
>anon will love you 
>and you will win him back
"What ever it takes."

>you open your eyes and look up to the sky and see
>anon is just holding you cuddled up with somepony
>who will not let you go
"Can you pleade let me go?"
>"no i will not let you go."
"Anon she wont let me go."
>he has been watching all this carry on while on his way back home.
"rainbow let me goooo."
>"nooooo."
>anon then looked up "oh look thunderbolt and lightning."
>you are very very frightened
>"anon!" 
"Who is it, is it a monster!" 
>you scream gently as you hold rainbowdash for dear life
>"ive been looking for you all day! *huff* paper work is not good for cardio." 
>You peak over the shirt blanket with your ears to the sides then smile as you see your friend
"Hi twilight."

>"hi twilight."
"No way your done with all that work."
>you yell from the comfort of the shirt castle that smells like anon 
>there talking carrys on but you fall back asleep 
>in the dream you are in a sailor like outfit like back in hay school witch turned out to not be about hay
"This is strange..."
>you are sitting on a bench alone like back then
>"hay hows it going speedy."
>from behind you walked anon the coolest kid in school
>not only did he have 2 cookies in his lunch but he had the best imagination ever! 
>and he is talking to you
"Uhh you know fast."
>he smiles and looks around "is the seat next to taken?"
>ohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh
"Eh hem, nes its empty."
>what was that
>he just continues to smile as he walls over and sits next to you
>"i see why you are sitting here."
"You do?"
>how? I just sit here Because i dont have friends just fans
>"the sky looks amazing and the fountain adds to it as well."
>well yea you are the sports team captain, they even gave you a neat hat. You know whats cool and whats not cool and what you are doing right now is way beyond cool
"Heh yea i always rest and just look at things."
>nice 
>"im glad, hay i have a question ive been meaning to ask you."
>i bet its about getting a signature on a poster, just another fan.. You nod
>"the fall formal is comeing up and i wanted to know."
>fall formal? 
>"would you like to go with me?" He then presents to you a horse shoe pendent 
"Sweet kiks signature your welcome you look great."
>what the heck was that
"I mean yea, but why me?"
>"its because you are the fastest and coolest in this school."
>yea i am

>rainbow shiffs slightly in your arms
>"i am the coolest right anon?"
"Yea you are."