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>Discord turns Anon into a mare for shits and giggles
>However, Anonmare is such a cutie pie that Discord is almost immediately smitten
>Discord makes excuses and stalls for time while he tries to find a way to romance Anon, and perhaps even convince him to stay a mare

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>Pony hungers for humanity
>Takes illicit drug HUM-N
>Drugs can't actually change your species
>Only magic
>And magic requires an equivalent exchange
>After sarcastically posting 'I want to be the little mare' online, ponies from the Equestrian Department of Transdimensional Affairs kidnap Anon for species realignment so that pony can become the big guy

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>Twilight is fascinated by worlds outside of Equestria
>Of course, the best way to learn about a place is to talk to a native
>She accomplishes this by using a spell to copy the consciousness of people on the other side into a plush doll
>For the person experiencing this, it feels a lot like being ripped from their body and forced into a soft, cuddly, pony toy
>Their situation becomes much more harrowing when they're told that since they're technically a 'copy', they'll never get to go home since the 'original' is still living their life for them
>Their ability to move and speak is totally at Twilight's mercy; whenever she's done asking questions or performing tests, she merely switches off their autonomy and leaves them in an inanimate state until she needs them again
>This doesn't really bother her, since it's just a magically animated plush to her, not a person
>In fact, when she's gotten all the useful information she can out of them, she just makes them inanimate permanently and donates them to the local orphanage or charity shop or whatever
>And then she moves on to her next subject

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>Anon hears a rumor about a place where you can fuck a real cartoon pony
>After many months of searching, he actually manages to track it down
>A real pony brothel
>Cute ponies run up to him to greet him, they all look so excited to meet a new customer
>They lead him to the manager, Anon picks the pony he wants, and then he's told the price
>Ten thousand dollars per hour
>Anon is crushed
>He couldn't afford that, he couldn't even hope to save up that much with his shitty job
>His new pony friends are heartbroken
>The one he picked looks like she might cry
>The manager tells him there's another option
>If he agrees to work for him, they'll not only let him pay over time out of his wages, but he'll also get a small discount
>Anon agrees instantly
>He'll gladly clean semen out of the sheets for the opportunity to fuck a real pony
>His old job sucks ass anyway
>He ends up making sweet love to his pony all night
>They even bring in a few friends for some polyamorous fun
>When he wakes up the next morning, he's surprised to find that he's been moved to another room
>And even more surprised that he's now a cute little mare
>The manager tells him that he's picked up quite a large tab
>At the average pay rate, he'll need to work for two years to pay it off
>Which is unfortunate, since the transformation becomes permanent after six months
>Anon's going to have to fuck a lot of men to have any chance at getting his body back

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>Anon and Anonicorn use an ancient magical artifact to switch places in their universes so that they experience the majesty of Hot Monkey Dick/Glorious Horsepussy
>Yeah, it doesn't make sense that their genders would be different, but everyone wants to be the little mare, so whatever
>Twilight discovers the egregious misuse of dangerous magic and decides to put a stop to it
>She destroys the amulet, closing the bridge between worlds
>Unfortunately she didn't bother trying to figure out who was where, and ends up trapping Anon in Anonicorn's body, and vice-versa
>Oops
>Now they have to make their way in unfamiliar worlds in bodies that they mostly only used to masturbate before while Twilight tries to fix everything

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>Many humans have immigrated to Equestria
>For the most part, everything is fine
>However, one policy of the Equestrian government has the human residents pretty nervous
>They're monitored for their first year to determine if they are adjusting to Equestria's values of love and friendship
>If they are, the monitoring ends and they're free to go about their life
>If they aren't, they either must return to Earth, or become a pony
>The policy isn't a big issue, since most people who choose to live in the friendly pony world tend to be nice, outgoing people themselves
>Except Anon
>He's a bit of an introverted misanthrope who only came to Equestria to find his waifu
>After months of difficulty and long, unproductive meetings with his councilor, it's time for his ultimatum
>Until Princess Celestia herself intervenes
>He'll become a pony
>She won't allow him to be sent back to the world that hurt him so much

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>ywn never become a pretty little mare
>Princess Celestia will never put a magically fastening collar around your neck that can never be removed
>She will never tell you that you belong to her now
>She will never lead you into a private room filled with her sizeable harem of humans turned into stallions
>They'll never be filled with such an insatiable lust that they're forced to grind against furniture or mount each other for a few precious moments of relief
>ywn feel her gently push you forward as she proclaims that she's brought her boys a gift
>They will never pounce on you like a pack of hungry wolves
>ywn have all of your orifaces invaded by dripping, musky, stallion cocks
>ywn never feel desperate stallions who were too slow to get a hole thrusting against whatever parts of you aren't yet taken
>ywn choke down cum as it showers on you from all angles
>ywn experience a brief moment of relief as a cock withdraws from you, only for another twitching pole of flesh to skewer you immediately
>ywn be fed the same cocks over and over again as whatever concoction of potions and spells they're on continually restores their vigor
>This will never go on for hours until a single word from their trainer has them immediately withdraw
>ywn realize that Celestia left the room only a few minutes after the violation began
>Your new trainer will never lead you to your quarters and tell you to rest up for tomorrow

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>Anon is the finest human detective in all of Equestria
>He's the only human, so he's the best human detective by default
>Which is good, because if he judged himself against his pony contemporaries, he'd be sorely lacking
>Thankfully his partner has one of the finest minds in the business, so she makes up for his weaknesses
>Tragedy strikes when the one pony Anon was actually able to send to prison on his own breaks out and murders him
>His partner thinks fast and magics Anon's spirit from his dying body into her pretty little unicorn body
>Now they must share it while tracking the killer down, using her intuition and his knowledge of the killer

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>Anon in Equestria
>Agrees to become the little mare for science, with the intention of returning to humanity in short order
>Unfortunately, an unforseen consequence of the unproven transpecies spell is amnesia
>Anon doesn't remember that he isn't really a cutie3.14 mare
>He (she?) escapes Twilight's custody before she can turn him (her?) back, wacky (lewd?) hijinks ensue

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>Anon would like to live in Equestria
>Since he believes it's fictional, he doesn't really think it's possible
>That changes after he's contacted by Princess Celestia herself
>After weeks of correspondence, she arranges to bring him to Equestria
>The spell is cast, and he crosses across the divide
>When his vision returns, the first thing he sees is Celestia, Luna, and the Mane 6
>He notices two things:
>First, they're all upside down
>Apparently he's laying on his back
>Second, they all look horrified
>Once his brain finally registers the intense pain radiating from every cell of his body, he figures out why
>Something has gone wrong
>Terribly wrong
>The last thing he sees before everything goes black is tearful Celestia standing over him, preparing a spell
>His existence was not much more than a dark, sensationless void for a long time after, but over time his faculties slowly returned to him
>The void grew ever so slightly lighter, and he could perceive strange, muffled sounds outside of his prison
>Soon he realized he could move, but those movements felt somehow unfamiliar and alien
>As he's very slowly trying to piece together what's going on, Celestia's voice echoes in his mind, although he isn't quite able to remember the name
>She tells him that the spell that brought him to Equestria irreparably damaged his body, and that in order to save him, she took his consciousness into herself
>He's now in her womb, growing into a new pony body
>There wasn't really enough of his human body left for them to learn how to make a new one of those, so it's either pony or nothing
>It'll take a few months before he'll be reborn as a pony, but she promises that she'll love and care for him as her own son/daughter, whichever he comes out as

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>You wake up to a sheepish Twilight standing over you
>"H-hey Anon!"
"Twilight? Wha-"
>You stop
>That's an awfully feminine voice to be coming out of your mouth
>Your heart beats at a million miles a minute as you slowly look down at the hooves that now exist where your hands are supposed to go
"I-I'm a pony!?"
>"I'm sorry! I'm so, so sorry! Someone tampered with my spellbooks, I didn't mean-"
>You press the tip of your hoof against her lips
"Freaking out isn't really helpful, Twi. What's done is done."
>Her eyes widen, and she pushes your hoof away
>"B-but it isn't though! This is reversible! Easily so, in fact!"
"...What?"
>"Yes, um, you see...as a consequence of the spell I was working on before all this happened, it can be reversed if you...if you get, um, fertilized."
>She gives you an enormous fake smile, but you can see in her eyes that she's still freaking out internally
"What the fuck kind of spell were you making!?"
>"Look, I know your options here aren't exactly savory, but it's all you have right now. Me and the girls will help as best we can! I'm sure Rarity knows a few, ahem, stallions of the night who can help!"
>Twilight grabs a few things and runs out the door to gather her friends
>You sit back on your haunches
>You were finally the little mare, and nopony was the wiser
>Years of not being truly happy, of wanting something better, and you finally had it
>But if a big, manly stallions breeds you, it all goes away
>You think for a few moments before shrugging and grabbing a few of Twilight's tomes and a quill
>If it worked the first time, it can work again, right?

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>You finally get to go to Equestria
>You're now a cute little mare
>They never warned you about this
>Twilight ignores you as you try to ask what's going on
>Suddenly a hard metal ring is pushed in between your teeth and a leather strap is fastened behind your head
>You squeak in distress as a collar is wrapped around your neck
>"I know it's your first day in Equestria, but it's probably best if we get started right away. Your goal for today will be to ingest about a quart of semen."
>You let out a garbled whine as you try to remove the deviant accoutrements, to no avail
>She clips a leash onto the collar and pulls
>You refuse to move, but she just continues to steadily pull
>after what felt like a minute, your legs are sore and your neck feels like it's being rubbed raw
>Screwing your eyes shut to hold back your tears, you give in and step forward
>Twilight pats your side comfortingly
>"Good girl, Salty Smiles! You'll get the hang of this yet!"
>That's definitely not your name, but even if you could talk right now you doubt she'd care
>You look up at her and find a cruel, sarcastic smirk
>"You think I don't know why you people want to come here?"
>You whimper in confusion
>She wraps a foreleg around your shoulder and pulls you almost painfully against her side
>"You want to fuck a pony, you perverted little freak? Sure thing. You'll get all the pony that tight little pussy can handle."
>Your eyes widen, and you desperately try to speak, resulting in little more than drooling onto the floor
>You didn't want to fuck a pony!
>You only cared about the show for the lore!
>She puts on a normal smile and heads for the door, pulling you along with you
>"So let's get out there and introduce you to Equestria!"
>She yanks downward to lower your head, leaning in close to your ear and speaking in a harsh whisper
>"I'm sure you'll make a lot of friends!"
>A single tear rolls down your cheeks
>You just wanted to see the Castle of the Two Sisters in person!

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>There's a scare spreading through Ponyville
>So called "Defloration Parties" have become popular with the younglings
>The Mane six are worried that the CMC might get involved in something like this
>Anon tells them not to worry
>Scares like this spread all the time back on Earth, and they were always totally baseless
>If they're so baseless, they contend, then Anon wouldn't mind going undercover as a filly to find out for sure
>It's a bit contrived, but Anon agrees
>Becomes the little filly, meets up with the CMC
>He starts to think that something's up, they're throwing around a lot of innuendo and planning something in secret
>Right as he's about to blow the lid on the whole operation, it's revealed to be a surprise party for Twist
>Anon calls in the false alarm, the Mane 6 six are relieved
>Everypony learns a valuable lesson about trust
>Twilight tells him to enjoy the party, and to come by her castle afterwards to regain his humanity
>Then she closes communications for the final time
>As the party begins to wind down, Applebloom tracks him down and leads him away to a shed tucked away on the corner of the property
>As soon as the door opens, the strong scent of sex fills his little nose
>Twist pants as Rumble pulls his dripping cock out of her
>There's a click from behind him as the door is locked
>"Hey guys, got another one here that hasn't been bred yet!"
>His blood runs cold as a large colt who looks like he's been held back a few grades saunters up to him
>"She's a real cutie, ain't she? I'll take this one."
>Fuck

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>Anon is cursed by an ancient artifact
>Becomes a qt mare
>He rolls his eyes in annoyance
>Magical Mishaps befall him pretty much every week
>This is actually the third time he's become a mare
>He just goes to Twilight to have it undone
>"...What are you talking about, Anon? Are you feeling okay?"
>For some reason, Twilight is acting like he's always been a mare
>He leaves to find his other friends
>They all act like he's always been a mare too
>He starts to freak out a bit, and runs home
>His house isn't human-sized anymore
>All of the pictures inside show him as a mare in events where he was definitely a human male
>He finds a few lewd pictures stashed away that indicate that he's dating a stallion
>Maybe even more, there are some fertility-boosting medicines in the bathroom
>They were trying to have a foal together
>Somehow, the artifact rewrote history so that he was always a mare
>Anon is freaking out, while Twilight and friends gather at the castle
>"I'm worried about Anon. She seems to think that she's some kind of alien creature trapped in a pony body or something? I don't know what's happened to her, but she clearly needs help. I'm going to check her into the mental hospital tonight."

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>Anon is chilling at home, shitposting online, when a strange light fills his apartment and he falls unconscious
>He wakes up in a cell in an underground cavern, with a weird noise coming from somewhere nearby
>He realizes that he's been turned into a pretty little mare
>When he desperately looks around to figure out what's going on, he realizes that the weird noise he's been hearing is the mare in the cell next to him being raped by diamond dogs
>A unicorn approaches his cell and addresses him
>He informs him that he's in Equestria
>He brings humans from Earth to be the diamond dog's slaves
>Nopony comes looking for mares if they haven't been kidnapped, after all
>After giving him a rundown on what's expected of him, both lewd and not lewd, he leaves him with his thoughts
>The diamond dogs finish with his neighbor and leave, letting him get a good look at her
>She looks totally broken
>All of the ponies on the surrounding cells look hopeless
>Anon vows to do whatever it takes to escape and rescue the others
>Little does he know how many ponies came before him that thought the exact same thing

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>Twilight decides that Anon isn't truly happy as a human, and turns him into a qt mare
>Or at least she thought she did
>Despite his incredibly feminine facial structure and physique, he's still male
>This is a problem; the spell was specifically designed to only allow one transition to assure that Anon would never be able to go back
>That's still true, but now she can't change his gender
>As Anon angrily demands that she change him back, Twilight has a brilliant idea
>Equestria is all progressive and shit, gender is just a mental and social construct!
>All it will take to make Anon the prettiest little mare is a bit of reeducation, some etiquette and manners training, and getting fucked by lots and lots of stallions!

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>You're brushing your teeth when your reflection is replaced by a nervous-looking unicorn mare
>"H-hey, you wanna be a pony, right? Wanna switch?"
>You literally couldn't say yes fast enough
>She casts a spell, and the two of you switch
>You see your cute new pony reflection as you adjust to your cute new pony body, when the door behind you suddenly bursts open and two large stallions run in
>After you're dragged to your new heavily guarded living space, an older pony visits you to remind you of your sacred duty
>It turns out that you're in a secret village deep in the Everfree Forest
>There's a giant Eldritch abomination that lives in the caves below and the village sacrifices one of their newly of-age mares to it to appease the beast
>Said abomination then uses that mare to breed the many different monsters that call Everfree home
>Your coming-of-age ceremony is in a week, so you have that long to escape, lest you become a literal broodmare for some horrifying monstrosity

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>Anon is friends with the mane six, and sometimes helps them out
>However, Twilight starts to notice a pattern
>A lot of his plans and suggestions involve him being transformed into a mare to go undercover or something, no matter how unnecessary it may be
>She decides to perform a little experiment
>When he finishes his spying as the little mare, she 'forgets' to change him back
>All he has to do is 'remind' her, and she'll undo his change
>But he doesn't
>After a few moments of awkward silence, Anon nervously says his goodbyes and leaves
>When the others ask why he's still a mare, he blames Twilight for forgetting and says that they should drop it
>Despite insisting that he definitely wants to be a human man for real when he's pressed on the issue
>When her friends confront her, Twilight refuses to change Anon back, and a schism forms among the mane six
>Twilight, Rarity, and Fluttershy all agree that Anon should stay a mare, while Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Pinkie Pie all think that Anon's wishes should be respected and the spell undone
>Meanwhile, Anon feels super guilty for driving them apart because he can't admit he prefers horsepussy to monkey dick

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>Anon is a friend of the Sparkle family
>Little filly Twilight is frustrated because of all the stuff she can't do since she's a filly
>If only she were an adult...
>...like Anon is...
>She magically swaps bodies with Anon so that she can experience adulthood
>Anon immediately tattles on her to her mom, and the entire Sparkle family, as well as Princess Celestia herself, work together to not only make it seem like Anon's having the time of his life as a filly, but to also make adulthood suck for Twilight

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>Anon arrives in Equestria, is found by agent Sweetie Drops
>They grow close, eventually falling in love
>The agency decides that Anon needs to go to Tartarus
>Sweetie decides to call in a few favors to protect Anon
>He becomes a unicorn mare, losing most of her memories through the process
>But she doesn't forget her feelings for Bon Bon

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>Anon is disabled in the future
>He signs up to test robotic avatar technology
>It's not far enough long to recreate something as complex as a human, so they do quadrupeds instead
>Anon's consciousness is successfully temporarily remote transferred into a robotic pony body
>The resolution of the cameras in the eyes is limited, there's a buzzing in his ears from unshielded wiring, his mobility is limited, and he has virtually no touch sensation, but it's a promising start
>They decide to make a minor adjustment to the connection, when everything goes wrong
>Anon thinks he's dying or something, but everything seems to suddenly fix itself
>Except he's no longer in the lab, and his body doesn't suck anymore
>He's in Equestria, in a real pony body
>A pegasus one as well, so he can experience the joy of flight
>Assuming it's some kind of VR simulation, he heads out to fly, meet lots of nice, fun ponies, and generally have the time of his life
>After having possibly the best day of his life, he decides it's probably time to come back down to Earth and return to his shitty life
>Except he can't
>The mental 'eject button' failsafe they taught him isn't working, and he's been here for hours without them letting him out
>Screaming to the heavens to try and get their attention isn't helping either
>He starts to panic as pedestrians look on in confusion and worry

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>Magic in Equestria is powered by friendship
>Which is all well and good, unless some kind of large-scale disaster strikes that devastates the land and disrupts friendships and families
>To create a backup reserve of friendship, Celestia creates a simulacrum of Equestria that's designed to produce more magic than it takes to maintain itself
>Humans are taken from Earth, made into ponies, and placed in the simulation to live out happy lives full of love and friendship, whether they want to or not

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>Luna can't help but feel guilty about her past
>No matter how much she's told otherwise, she fears that people still see a monster when they look at her
>She decides to ease her anxiety for a day by switching bodies with Anon
>Since Anon never tried to create endless night, nobody would viscerally fear him
>Also, it gives her an opportunity to hear what ponies REALLY feel about her
>Meanwhile, Anon has to try and do her job and help ponies who are having bad dreams

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>Anon and Anon are covertly summoned into Equestria by a group of unicorns who are sympathetic to the plight of humans who would rather be ponies
>Anon becomes a qt mare, Anon becomes a manly stallion
>"You have become your desired shapes. Unfortunately, being a pony alone isn't enough to avoid being discovered and sent back to your old world. If you would rather have a modicum of protection against such an outcome, we would advise that you both...have a child together."
>"Yes, it is your best defense, your child would be a native born, immune to the threat of desummoning. Celestia won't allow a foal to be torn away from its loving family."
"...So you want us to have an anchor baby?"
>[Muffled "BUILD WALL" In The Distance]

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>Discord keeps turning Anon into various creatures for fun
>After many transformations, they start to mix in strange, unexpected ways
>Dragon Dogs, Grifficorns, Donkasus, etc
>Whenever they try to reverse the magic to return Anon to his human self, it doesn't work
>It just mixes human into the unholy amalgam
>When Twilight finally gets Anon more or less into human form, barring perhaps a pony lung or manticore spleen, she recognizes a very characteristic wavelength of magic emanating from him:
>Chaos magic
>And it isn't leftover from Discord's magic, it's being produced naturally by Anon himself
>She confronts Discord, who reveals that he's actually Anon from the future
>Sort of
>He's actually completely separate from the flow of time, so he's technically Anon from the past, present, and future simultaneously
>The various spells and enchantments that he's subjected to will eventually and irreversibly twist him into a Draconequus and drive him to madness
>Discord has to be sure that happens, so that he'll exist
>And Twilight is powerless to stop him, since Discord is integral to the timeline

>"You're a monster, Discord! How could I ever be stupid enough to trust you!?"
"I'M a monster? Princess, where do you think all of this started? I wasn't always around to kick the snowball down the hill. Who else can you think of who regularly transforms Anon for fu--oh, I'm sorry, for 'science'?"
>"...W-what?"
"Did you think YOUR magic was somehow safer than mine? Honey, where he comes from there's absolutely no magic to speak of. Which means no reason to develop natural defenses against the stuff, if you catch my drift."
>"O-oh...oh god..."
"By my humble estimation, you've probably done far more damage than I have. But I'm sure you'll crunch the numbers later, just to be sure. Well, I've got to run. Need to keep making life hell for the Fluttercucks back home. Toodles!"

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>The world is collapsing around your feet
>Some kind of virus, or nanomachines, or ancient Mayan curse, or something was turning people into colorful cartoon ponies
>Your guess was literally as good as anybody else's, since the cause was totally unknown
>Most as-of-yet untransformed people have gone into hiding, surrendering the Earth to the adorable equines, but not you
>Earth is humanity's domain, you refuse to just relinquish it to the horses
>Which meant living shoulder-to-wither with the ponies that used to be your neighbors and fellow citizens
>At first they were all very nice and friendly to you
>They still are, but the friendliness now comes wrapped in confusion and even a few hints of suspicion
>How have you not transformed yet, they wonder?
>Your family is especially befuddled
>They tell you at every opportunity that they'll always love you, Even if you're different
>They act like a supportive family talking to their kid that just came out of the closet
>One day, while preparing yourself a vegetarian meal at home(meat's basically impossible to come by these days), several flashbangs and smoke grenades are thrown through your window
>As you stagger blindly, someone sticks you with a needle and you're out like a light
>As you're recovering from the ordeal, restrained to a bed in a brightly lit observation room, several ponies look on from the other side of a one-way mirror
>Poor guy, still stuck in his human form, they think
>Finding the immune was pretty difficult, since they've mostly all gone into hiding, but they lucked out when reports started coming in about one living out in the open
>With your help, willing or not, they'll discover the secret of immunity and find a way to disable it
>Humanity will be happier as ponies, they all know that in their hearts
>The holdouts will see in time

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>Anon appears in Equestria
>Except it's Nightmare Moon's Equestria
>He's dragged before NMM by her guards
>She takes a good, long look at him, and smiles warmly
>She orders that he's to be confined to the castle rather than thrown into the dungeons
>She spends most of her free time by his side, just talking and stuff
>A somewhat one-sided romance forms, and NMM proposes to him
>A nice gesture; he was expecting her to simply declare him to be her husband
>Anon agrees, seeing as being married to her probably makes it a little less likely that he'll eventually end up in the dungeon
>Almost as soon as the wedding has finished, she throws back her head and belts out her best evil laugh
>By becoming her husband, Anon has allowed her to lay claim to the throne of both Equestria AND Earth
>It sounds like bullshit, until she effortlessly tears a hole across time and space to Earth and rains black magic upon the surface
>She leads him back to her bedchamber for their wedding night, and lays out her evil plan while he's inside her
>She's going to turn mankind into ponies, every last man, woman, and child is going to transformed
>Including him
>But she insists that she meant what she said at the wedding; she really does love him
>Because of this, she wants to give him time to make peace with the idea before it happens
>A giant hourglass appears beside the bed
>She explains that each grain of sand represents a human, and each time one of them becomes a pony a grain will fall from the top to the bottom
>Once the hourglass is empty, Anon will transform
>She promises from the bottom of her heart to love and cherish whatever form he takes, be it pegasus, earth pony, or unicorn, even if he becomes a mare
>As she gives him a goodnight kiss and heads out to perform her nightly duties, Anon can't help but notice how quickly the hourglass is emptying

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>You go to bed a human
>You wake up in a cardboard box in an alley as a mare
>You're still on Earth, except there are ponies everywhere
>While you can communicate with the ponies just fine, the human's language is totally alien, despite still being in your home town
>You learn that ponies are beneath humans in this reality, mostly living as pets
>Except for the strays like you and your new friends
>Your group had apparently loitered in one place for to long, and animal control had been called
>A few ponies ran or hid, but most simply allowed themselves to be captured or even approached the humans
>It's a warm bed, free food, and maybe a chance at adoption
>When your mom enters the shelter, your heart stops
>Your family is still human?
>Are they looking for you?
>Do they know what happened to you?
>You successfully catch her eye, and she adopts you
>When she gets you home, your stomach sinks when human you comes out to meet pony you
>They aren't looking for you because, as far as anyone is concerned, you aren't missing
>After showing you around your 'new' home, Anon gently pets you as he watches TV
>As far as you can tell, MLP doesn't exist in this weird, alternate timeline
>Hopefully that means that this version of you lacks your enthusiasm for horsefuckery
>But the way he keeps rubbing your flanks is suspicious

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>Anon and his girlfriend Femanon are chilling out at home, when a bright light erupts through their windows, knocking them unconscious
>When Anon wakes up, he discovers that he's been turned into a cute little mare
>A deep voice from behind him catches his attention, and he's shocked to find that Femanon has become a big, manly dragon
>As she looks his adorable pony body over, two huge, thick reptilian cocks emerge from a slit on her crotch
>They look to be almost as big as his forelegs
>She runs her tongue across her sharp teeth as she moves over him
>"You ready to get some dragon in your pony?"

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>Anon works for an interplanetary scouting operation
>Him and a party land in Equestria
>They meet the locals, catalog resources, and take atmospheric readings as per standard procedure
>An accident damages his exosuit, and his fellow crew tell him that he's fucked
>Basically every single molecule in the air and wavelength of """magic"""(intensely powerful ionizing radiation) in the environment is deadly to humans
>Twilight offers to turn him into a pony to save him while the crew crosses him off the manifest and schedule a stop at an intergalactic temp agency to pick up a replacement
>Former space 'adventurer' Anonymous now has to adapt not only to life under constant planetary gravity, but also he's a tiny horse creature now

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>Anon and Lyra are close friends
>They indulge in their curiosity regarding each other's alien bodies and swap
>After getting the furious masturbation out of the way, they hit the town and experience the world through each other's eyes
>They're having as much fun as you can possibly have buying groceries with hands or having lunch with hooves
>They didn't exactly think this through
>As the day is coming to a close, a terrible accident injures Lyra and puts her in a coma
>Leaving Anon stranded in her body with nobody knowing he's in there
>Aside from Bon Bon, who they obviously trusted enough to tell that they were doing
>Now Anon has to keep Lyra's obligations and pretend to be her for a couple of weeks
>Everything's going fairly well, aside from a few minor hiccups
>Until Lyra wakes up, and seems to think that she actually is Anon
>No matter how much Anon tries to tell her otherwise, she refuses to accept that she's actually Lyra
>And Anon can't catch her out to prove that she isn't him since they were so close that she knows everything about him
>Only Lyra knows how to swap back, so Anon is stuck until he can make her remember who she really is

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>Anon and Spike are hanging out, waiting for Twilight to come back from an errand
>Anon convinces him to help send a prank letter to Celestia
>Anon makes the mistake of holding the letter when Spike sends it and gets the tips of his fingers burned by Dragonfire
>It's probably the worst pain he's ever endured in his entire life, despite it only effecting a tiny area for a split second
>He patches himself up as best he can with Twiggle's first aid supplies despite his agony
>Spike's scared, but Anon insists that he'll be okay, and that they don't have to tell Twilight
>He doesn't want to get Spike in trouble, and he'd rather avoid a lecture himself
>He makes an excuse and heads home after Twilight gets back
>Despite only the tips of his fingers being burned, the pain begins to radiate through his whole hand
>He bandages the entire thing as a placebo and tries to go to sleep
>It doesn't work out well
>He's in a bad mood the next day; very little sleep and the pain has spread up his arm
>He finally decides to go to the doctor, and is shocked whenever the bandage is removed
>Motherfucking dragon hand
>He decides it's time to tell Twilight
>She informs him that his human physiology is extra-vulnerable to certain types of magic, and that he's begun to transform into a dragon as a result
>The transformation has spread much further than can be seen on the surface
>It has spread into the muscle tissue and blood vessels in the arm and has started to effect one of his lungs
>She gives him two options:
>Give up on his humanity and be transformed into a dragon fully, or endure the slow, painful transformation to give her enough time to research a cure

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>Anon gets transported to Equestria by an unknown force and becomes a unicorn (marehood optional, but most likely)
>He's brought to Canterlot Castle, and Celestia and Luna are intrigued by his claims
>Especially Luna, who senses great potential in Anon
>After it's discovered that changing Anon back is unlikely, Luna offers to take him under her wing
>Anon thus becomes Luna's first student, and begins to learn the art of Dreamwalking from the master
>Luna makes sure to guard her own subconscious as she teaches him, [spoiler]lest he learn that it was actually her who brought him to Equestria in the first place[/spoiler]

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>Twilight needs to go to Canterlot high for some reason
>Offers to take Anon so that he can socialize with humans again, even if only for a few days
>Anon agrees
>Living in ponyland has really taken the edge off of his misanthropy, and he kind of misses internet pornography
>The EqG universe isn't the same as the Earth he knew, but it sounds pretty close
>Only problem is that he turns into a pony when he gets to the other side
>Turns out that humans who pass through the mirror become ponies and vice versa, regardless of which direction they were going
>It'll take a few days before the portal is traversable once again, so Anon gets to hang out with Twilight, Sunset Shimmer, and the entire Dry Gulch Gang while waiting to get his hands back
>Meanwhile, Scitwi is doing Science things
>She wants to visit Equestria herself, but doesn't like the idea of being a little horsey while doing it
>So she's devised a way to prevent someone from changing form when they pass through the mirror
>The best part about it is that she's one-hundred percent sure that it can in no way backfire and fuck with anyone
>Especially not Anonymous

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>Anon lives in the Crystal Empire and is friends with Shining Armor and Cadence
>While Sunburst is tutoring Flurry Heart, she hits Anon with a bolt of magic, turning him into a mare
>When the dust settles, he seems to take to his new body well
>A little too well
>He's really bubbly and energetic, and generally isn't acting much like his normal self
>He is able to instantly recall all of his old memories without any trouble; he insists that it's still him in there, he just wants to enjoy the pony body while it lasts since they'll probably have him back to normal within half an hour
>Twenty-two minutes, after commercials
>And to please call her Nonny, for now
>Cadance says that they can't do much themselves, so they'll send a message to Twilight
>It'll take about a day or so to get to her, then it's about a two-day train ride to get to the crystal empire
>Nonny shrugs, it'll just give her more time to have fun in her pony body
>As she wiggles her hips playfully to emphasize her point, Shining, who'd been silent the whole time, swallows nervously
>Only one thought crosses his mind:
>Fuck, she's so hot

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>Anon is invited to Canterlot by Princess Celestia herself
>It's very unusual, the only times he's ever been to the castle was when he went with Twilight, but Celestia wants him to come alone
>When he arrives at the castle, the first ponies he sees are actually Cadance and Shining Armor
>They nervously ask if he's talked with Celestia yet, but he tells them he just got there
>When he tries to ask what's going on, they just tell him he needs to talk to Celestia
>They both seem strangely on edge, especially Shiny
>He's practically staring holes into him and fidgeting constantly
>Finally, Celestia finds him and requests that they go to her bedroom to talk privately?
>She invites him to sit on her bed, and she does the same beside him
>She tells him how much she's longed to be a mother, to hear the clippity-clop of little hooves echoing through the halls of the castle
>She speaks wistfully about the romantic ideal of motherhood as a bead of sweat rolls down Anon's face
>This isn't going where he thinks it is, is it?
>As if reading his mind, she says that she isn't implying what Anon is probably thinking
>As enormous an ask that would be, what she wants is even more difficult
>It would be impossible for Anon to father a child with her; the species gap aside, her natural alicorn physiology renders her unable to have a foal
>Which is why she wants him to mother her child
>She explains that in Equestria, the parent's magical resonance is as important to a developing foal as their genetics
>If Celestia were to transform Anon into a mare, then her magic would leave a permanent mark on his being
>That, along with specific changes to his uterus, would allow him to birth foals with a father as well as both himself and Celestia as mothers
>Shining has already agreed to be the father, but she knew that Anon would have the most difficult part
>She feels selfish even thinking about it, but she hopes that Anon will at least consider it:
>Give up his humanity, and become her womb

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>Human becomes pony
>Pony is blank flank
>Pony transformation is reversible, as long as they don't get their cutie mark in the time it takes to prepare the reversal spell
>Which takes about a week, considering all the rare materials involved
>Human-turned-pony has to try to carry on with their life while trying their hardest not to discover what their special talent really is
>Which is easier said than done, as the universe seems to do it's damnedest to put all butt-pictureless ponies on the path to self-discovery

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>Anon wakes up to the green-tinted view from the inside of a changeling pod
>Chrysalis greets him warmly as he tries to struggle his way out
>She explains that since her recent defeat, she's been struggling to rebuild her hive
>She learned of his desire to become a pony, and is helping his dreams, as well as the dreams of the others like him, come true
>Well, a changeling drone isn't exactly the same as a pony, but it's much closer than they were already
>Anon looks closer at his surroundings and notices dozens of occupied pods around him, with humans in various stages of transformation around him
>She says that if Anon promises to be a good little drone, then she'll make him a breeder and he'll live an easy life of being cared for by his fellow drones and impregnating her
>If he causes her too much trouble, she'll make him an incubator, and he'll get eggs stuffed up his ass and birth larvae until the end of his days

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>Mane 6 brings Anon with them to Canterlot, and a villain happens
>Said villain is a powerful mage, they use their magic to swap Anon and the mane 6's bodies around
>Teamwork and friendship win the day and everyone returns to their bodies
>After a few days of acting kind of weird, Anon confides in Twilight that he really enjoyed being a mare
>The brief time he was in one of their bodies just felt right, it was as if something clicked for him
>Twilight vows to help Anon become a mare once again; permanently this time
>However, she isn't able to just transform him directly into a mare
>The necessary magics are kind of dangerous and aren't well understood
>Since she isn't willing to risk testing them on Anon, they have to find a mare who'd be willing to permanently swap bodies with him

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>Anon comes to Equestria
>Around the same time he shows up, a mare named Nonny also shows up in Ponyville
>Nobody ever sees Anon around at night, and vice-versa for Nonny during the day
>Nonny becomes a fixture of Ponyville's night life, and makes lots of new friends
>Anon has a few of his own, but he isn't very outgoing and mostly sticks to himself
>One night, after having some fun with her friends, Nonny leads them back to her house to teach them her omelette recipe
>Except she takes them to Anon's house
>Despite having obvious trouble operating the doors, cabinets, and appliances in Anon's human-sized house, she's adamant that she lives there
>They ask her some questions about her past, and her answers sounds more like something Anon would say about being a human on Earth
>Despite Nonny's insistence that she is, and has always been, a pony
>A pony with a human family, human friends, and that grew up on a planet entirely populated by humans
>As soon as the sun rises, she passes out right in the middle of the kitchen floor

>Anon wakes up in the middle of the kitchen floor, surrounded by strange mares, and with a skillet filled with smashed eggs in his teeth
>They looked scared
>He didn't remember drinking last night, but he must have had something pretty strong to wake up to this many frightened females

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>Anon decides he wants to join the Royal Guard
>They think that he's got what it takes, and Celestia herself vouches for him
>The only wrinkle is that the Guard is only open to Stallions
>But that doesn't mean that Anon can't join
>They give him an enchanted uniform that transforms him into a stallion while he wears it, and they welcome him aboard
>On his first day on the job, he discovers that the Guard's primary duty isn't actually to guard the Princesses, it's to serve as an all-you-can-grope buffet for them

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>Cadence is agitated
>Apparently the Crystal Empire has some bullshit tradition that nobody brought up until now
>The Princess is supposed to be fucked by all of the Empires of-age, able-bodied citizens in the town square
>It's supposed to promote unity between the citizens and their leaders or something
>The thought of being passed around in a hundreds-strong bisexual gang-bang is precisely the last thing she wants, but apparently it's necessary to maintain the power of the Crystal Heart
>It sounds like a contrivance of an inept erotic author, but there are references in historical documents
>And illustrations
>She shudders as she remembers the illustrations
>While ruminating on her impending duty, Anon enters her chamber
>As he comments that she's been acting strange all day and asks if she's alright, a thought occurs to the Princess
>Perhaps someone else could be Princess Mi Amore Cadenza for the day?

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>Anon disagrees with the way Celestia is ruling Equestria
>He thinks he could do a much better job himself
>Shows up to Canterlot Castle with a mop and a trash can lid, gets immediately swatted away by her magic
>Spends months building a Dark Knight style battlesuit and challenges her again
>After a grueling battle that levels a sizeable portion of Canterlot, she finally tears the last piece of the suit off of him
>Anon goes for his last resort:
>He tickles her until she gives up
>"Okay! Okay! You win! If you think you'll make such a great leader, be my guest!"
>She blasts him with a spell and he becomes a pretty alicorn princess
>She puts on a hat and floats over a suitcase from seemingly nowhere
>"I'm taking a much-needed vacation. Call me when Anon inevitably fucks up."
>She flies away as one of her advisors trots up to him
>"Uh, Princess Anonymous, if I may? We need to discuss the matter of funding the repairs to Canterlot. This wasn't exactly in the budget, you see, and the council won't approve emergency borrowing without some serious concessions..."
>...fuck, this was going to suck, wasn't it?

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>Anon stumbles across a giant flower in the Everfree
>It smells really, REALLY good
>As he gets closer to take in its intoxicating aroma, it suddenly envelops him, sealing tightly around him like a cocoon
>The interior of flower fills up with a breathable liquid as he panics and struggles
>He fades in and out of consciousness throughout his imprisonment in the bulb, noticing that something feels wrong about his body each time
>Finally, the flower disgorges him onto the ground and retracts into the undergrowth
>Anon is a pony
>But, also a plant
>Some kind of plant-pony?
>All he knows is that he's shaped like a mare, but he's made of vines and colorful flowers
>When he finds his way back into town, Twilight tells him that he's been gone for nearly three months, and that he's been transformed into an Alraune
>He can move freely for the time being, but after a few weeks, he'll have to permanently take root somewhere
>She promises to try and find a way to reverse it, but since the change was biological rather than magical, there isn't much hope for that
>As he heads home, afraid for what may lie in his future, the Flower Trio surround him
>They're amazed, alraunes are so rare, and unrooted ones even more so
>One of them begins to gently prune some of Anon's more unruly vines and stems as the others plead for her to please, PLEASE take root in their garden
>They promise to take good care of her, and nurture her until she grows big, strong, and beautiful

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>You're Anon in Equestria
>You're best friends with the Mane 6 and the Princesses, because of course you are
>Especially Celestia
>The two of you were very close
>One day as you and her are having a lovely tea time together, you're suddenly ripped away in a blinding flash of light
>When your vision comes back, you're greeted by the sight of a cute little fillylestia
>She had used a spell that brings people together in times of great need, and you were summoned as a result
>It's an incredible ask, but she wants you to allow her to transform you into a copy of her so that you can take her place for the next week
>Great things are to be expected of her soon, and she feels like she needs some time alone to prepare
>She may not know it just yet, but you're going to owe her several unpayable debts in a few thousand years that you don't mind cashing in on now
>The spell is cast, the two of you shake hooves, and Celestia gallops off into the distance
>And you never see her again
>After about a year of waiting for her to return, it slowly dawns on you that perhaps there was a reason that you got along so well with the Celestia you knew from the future
>Many, many centuries in the future...

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"Twilight, why the fuck am I a filly?"
>"Because I made you into one, you silly little cunt! Isn't it great?"
"No, it's not great, I want my dick back."
>"Oh, so you want dick?"
"No, no, fucking NO, I clearly said I want MY dick you fucking horse, you know what I-"
>"If it's dick that you're after, then I've got some great news for you!"
"...what?"
>"I've given you a physiological dependence on stallion cum! You need it to survive, like how normal ponies need food and water."
"W-what!? Why the fuck would you-"
>"But don't worry about it being hard to get, because I've also cast a spell that makes you irresistible to stallions. They'll be leading you behind buildings and imprisoning you in their basements to rape you practically as soon as you walk out that door!"
"Why!? Why the hell would you do this? This is so ridiculously out of character for you that it's nonsensical!"
>She opens up her mouth to respond
>And then closes it
>She scratches her chin as she looks around the room, as if the answer to your question was going to be written on one of the walls
>Her face twists into confusion as she grabs a few books on psychology and quickly trots off to another room, locking the door behind her
>You stand in the quiet of the Crystal Castle Playsetâ„¢ for a few moments
>You can feel it
>The thirst, the desperate need for semen
>Your legs begin to shake
>If Twilight isn't going to change you back...
>...then you don't really have much of a choice...
>A tear rolls down your cheek as you slowly head for the front door of the castle

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>Unbeknownst to either Luna or Celestia, Luna was pregnant when she became Nightmare Moon and was banished to the moon
>This is a bit of a problem
>The moon isn't exactly a great place to raise a foal
>And sending it to Equestria is guaranteeing that Celestia will raise it and poison it's mind with her pro-sunshine propaganda
>She hatches a brilliant scheme
>It'll use up quite a bit of her remaining magic, however, delaying her one-hundred year escape plan by quite a bit
>She sends the foal not only to another world, but into the future as well
>That way she can recover him once she has escaped her captivity, then she can groom him to be the heir to her immortal kingdom of darkness
>Fast forward a thousand years, Anon gets sucked through a horse portal
>The now-reformed Luna is happy to finally be with the son she gave up all those years ago, Celestia is ecstatic to meet the new edition to her family
>Now all that remains is to return him to his true shape and teach him about Equestria
>Meanwhile, About thinks they're both insane
>True, he never felt that he belonged back home, but there's no way his mom is a horse
>And anyone who tries to turn HIM into a horse is getting punch right in the schnozzle
>His refusal and outrage confuses the sisters
>They aren't changing a human into a pony, they're restoring the true form of a pony who'd previously been transformed into a human
>He should be happy
>They decide to send Anon to Twilight for further analysis while Luna uses his dreams to show him that how happy he'll be once he becomes a pony
>And to hopefully bond with her son after a millennia apart, of course

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>Twilight is secretly a filly fiddler
>She's kept her feelings bottled up since she knows that acting on them isn't healthy
>A Magical Mishapâ„¢ occurs, turning Anon into a cute little filly
>A cute little filly with the mind of an adult, capable of giving informed, enthusiastic consent
>A cute little filly who will be reverted back to adulthood soon, meaning anything that is done to them now will be totally consequence-free
>Twilight sends Spike out before locking all the doors and closing all the drapes
>She confesses her darkest secret to Anon and pleads with him to please allow her to indulge her sick fetish
>He reluctantly agrees, and they do the deed
>It becomes a regular thing for them, Anon willingly allows Twilight to turn him into a filly and then molest him
>After finally being allowed to indulge in her fantasies, they begin to escalate
>Anon starts to worry that he's letting Twilight take things too far, especially when she "jokingly" suggests bringing a stallion into their roleplaying
>It comes to a head when Twilight drops a hell of a request
>Rather than transforming him for a few hours as usual, she wants to keep him transformed for a few months
>He'll be getting his first estrus soon, and she wants him to become her secret live-in sex slave until then
>He would have to agree to give up his right to refuse consent, meaning that Twilight would totally be free to do the weird shit that he'd been refusing since the beginning

>The heavy sound of metal against metal rouses you from your fitful slumber
>You haul yourself up into your hooves as light creeps into your hidden prison, illuminating the various toys and torture implements that litter the floor and walls
>It has been almost two months since you agreed to play out Twilight's fucked up Josef Fritzl fantasy
>Two months since you've been able to move out of the nine-foot semicircle allowed by the chain connecting you to the wall
>The Purple Princess herself stands before you with a familiar hungry glint in her eyes
>The kind of glint that means that you're ponut is going to bleeding before the day's out
>"Good morning, slut."
>Her magic grabs the chain around your throat and painfully drags you to her hooves
>You cough and rub the sore spot around your neck
>"I wasn't able to use you yesterday, so you're going to have to work twice as hard today. I hope you're thirsty, because I haven't used the restroom since-"
"I want out."
>"...What?"
>You look up to find her staring back down with wide, surprised eyes
"I don't want to do this anymore. You said this would last until my first estrus right? Well that ended a week ago."
>She swallows a lump in her throat and raises a shaky hoof
>"U-uh, um...B-but, I-I haven't, I mean-"
"I've officially retracted my consent. If you keep me here any longer, you're committing a crime."
>"...When we started all of this, you gave up your right to say 'no'..."
"Yeah, while we were still playing out the fantasy. We're not doing that anymore, because I'm done participating."
>You and Twilight hold eye contact for a painfully long time
>Eventually, she breaks and looks away
>And then takes a step back
"...Twilight. Let me go."
>She smiles weakly
>"L-look, I know I've been rough on you the past few days..."
>...oh no...
>"And you're probably feeling a bit, you know, emotional..."
>shit
>"S-so it would probably be best if we both cooled off a bit, before either of us make any, um, rash decisions..."

"No, Twilight, I said I'm done! It's over, let me go!"
>She carefully steps back towards the door to your dungeon
"TWILIGHT!"
>"Look, Anon, I'm...I'm sorry, but I'm sort of busy right now. I can't really...I can't let you go just yet."
"Bullshit, just undo the chains! Take the collar off, you can do it right fucking now!"
>She has the decency to at least look guilty as she turns her back to you and slowly climbs the stairs
"FUCK YOU, TWILIGHT! You can't keep me here forever! People are going to start noticing how long I've been gone!"
>She looks extremely uncomfortable as she responds
>"Um, a-actually, I c-changed the story...they don't think you're on an errand in Minotaur territory anymore..."
"...What did you tell them?"
>She plasters a big, fake smile on her face
>"I'm going to make you nice, big breakfast tomorrow, okay? And we can talk about all of this then, alright?"
"LET ME GO, YOU FUCKING PURPLE PIECE OF SHIT!"
>Her face falls into a mask of pure guilt and self-hatred as she slowly shuts the door
>"...I'm sorry..."
>You flinch at the clicking and dull thuds of the various locks on the other side being refastened
>The scraping sound of the bookcase being slid back in place to hide your prison resonates through the darkness around you
>You knew there was no use shouting; Twilight had used a special soundproofing spell to make sure that no sounds coming from inside the dungeon could reach the outside
>As your weak legs give out and you lower yourself onto the cold, dirty floor, your grandfather's words echo in your mind:
>"Never let a horse imprison you in their sex dungeon just because they say they're gonna let you out eventually. Horses are an untrustworthy sort of folk."
>In your defense, you thought he was going senile at the time

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>Anon loves his waifu
>But his waifu doesn't really feel the same way
>They're friends, but she doesn't return his affection
>One day, Anon wakes up a mare
>His waifu is there to comfort him
>She's always been a good friend
>But soon, things start to speed up in ways that he wasn't expecting
>He confesses how he feels, how he has always felt
>She says that she loves him too, and they end up spending the night together
>Anon is on cloud nine
>He finally has his beloved waifu, even if he has to be her waifu as well, rather than the husbando he expected
>He's truly happy, possibly for the first time in his life
>Meanwhile, said waifu is consumed by guilt
>She really liked Anon, but not only was he a different species, he was a man
>That tends to make relationships difficult for lesbians like her
>She snuck behind his back and sought out forbidden magics to twist Anon into a form that made her comfortable without his consent
>As much as she tries to tell herself that he'll be happier this way or whatever, she knows that she stole Anon's humanity and masculinity, and the guilt is threatening to tear her apart

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>Filly somehow gets a hold of a tome of dark magic
>Uses it to turn Anon into a copy of herself
>The spell will revert itself if he passes her final exams for her
>The spell also forces him to act like a polite, courteous little filly at all times, so beating the piss out of her until she turns him back isn't an option
>He isn't even able to think of the phrase 'beat the piss out of', his magic-addled filly brain automatically censors it to '[TICKLE] the [LAUGHTER] out of'
>Whatever, it's not like fourth grade horse schooling is going to be all that difficult
>Except that it is, apparently
>He doesn't even know how to 'sunshine' two fractions together
>Considering how young the students are, the concepts can't be too difficult, but learning them in less than a week is virtually impossible
>He's going to have to find a way to make it work, or he's in some d?e?e?p? ?s?h?i?t? [TALL FLOWERS]

>The school in question is a high-society, all-filly private boarding school with uniforms and incredibly strict rules
>Anon can't live out his long-running fantasy of being the guitar-shredding rebel that powerslides into the world of the upper class and teaches them how to live because his filly brain is wired to be totally obedient
>Even if he breaks a rule by accident, he's forced to report himself to the headmistress for punishment
>Also, his tiny filly hooves can't hold an electric guitar

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>Anon and Twilight are dating
>They have a fairly active sex life, but it's pretty vanilla
>Anon suspects that she's hiding something
>One night as they're cuddling together, he finally decides to speak up
"Twilight, is there anything special you want to try? I love you, and I want to help you fulfill your fantasies. Whatever it is, I'll do it."
>Her eyes widen, and her pupils contact
>"A-anything?"
"Anything."
>She swallows nervously
>Sweat begins to drip down her forehead as her face is consumed by a dark red blush
>"...What about a little...roleplaying?"
>Anon smiles
>She's so embarrassed over something so vanilla
>It's really cute
"I'd love to roleplay with you, Twilight."
>She looks scared
>She double checks the curtain over the window and stuffs a sheet under the door to dampen the sound
>He puts a hand on her wither, and she recoils like a kicked dog
"There's no need to be nervous, Twi. Now, what is your desire?"
>He smiles warmly to put her at ease
>"I-I want you to let me transform you into my father and then fuck me."
>His smile fades

>Anon reluctantly agrees
>He has a little trouble performing
>It's an entirely unfamiliar body, and the circumstances are a bit uncomfortable for him
>"...D-da-I mean, Anon? D-do you think we could switch?"
"...You mean, like, you want to be on top?"
>"No...I mean I want to switch bodies..."
"What?"
>"You don't look like you're enjoying this all that much...if you let me be your daddy, maybe you'll like being my precious little princess more?"

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>Anon makes sweet love to his waifu
>At the moment of climax, they switch bodies
>Anon experiences the unique sensation of semen flowing through his cervix
>They pull apart and freak out a bit
>It's discovered that whenever Anon has sex with someone of the opposite sex, he switches bodies with them
>But there are other rules attached as well, like that two bodies can't swap directly back
>Anon, his waifu, and a few inadvertent volunteers have to work together to get everyone back into the correct body through the magic of delicious horse sex

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>Anon is transported to Equestria
>Becomes the little mare
>The unicorn that did this to him seems to be mostly ignoring him
>She levitates a collar to him and fastens it around his neck
>Interrupts his stammering by booping his snoot
>"Be good, okay?"
>She manages to get him into a cage and levitates him out of the room into a more open area
>They're in a pet store
>She hangs a sign on his cage listing a price and trots behind the counter
>Several ponies express interest in Anon
>Or 'Sweet Treat' as the tag on his collar declares
>They pretend not to hear or understand him as he tries to explain that he's been kidnapped and transformed against his will
>After the customer leaves, the owner gives a treat to the dog in the cage next to his while loudly explaining to it that good pets that don't cause trouble with the customers get treats
>More customers file in and out of the shop before one finally decides to buy Anon
>They also pretend not to understand him as he tries to protest
>After a few minutes of filling out paperwork and stuff, a reluctant Anon is lead out of the shop by the pony that now legally owns him
>For the most part nobody bats an eye at the spectacle of an adult mare being led through town on the end of a leash
>They even happen across another pony-owning pony
>The owners strike up a conversation as the other pet is approaches Anon
>"Hey, you from Earth too?"
>"I was just cooking at home when suddenly I was a pony."
>"It's actually not so bad, you know?"
>"Three square meals a day, a roof over your head, a loving master to take care of you..."
>"...I get that I probably sound crazy or something..."
>"But you don't really have a choice in any of this, so you might as well just learn to accept it."

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>Twilight turns Anon into a filly
>Her attempts to return him to humanity don't work out exactly as she'd planned: now Anon is two fillies
>Not two different fillies with Anon's memories, but Anon's consciousness is shared across two filly bodies
>She tries again and again, before giving up after creating what is essentially a filly hivemind, with Anon's mind puppeteering ten cute little fillies
>She tells him he's just going to have to figure this shit out himself since any further attempts to fix it on her own will probably make it worse
>Surely having ten bodies, some of which are unicorns and pegasi, makes up for losing two hands and a dick, right?

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>You're Anon on Earth
>People are turning into ponies, and nobody really knows how it's happening
>It comes to happen that you become a cute little mare
>You quickly discover that your situation is really unique
>Most people don't just transform like you did
>Instead, they are reborn as foals inside of special mares that are known as 'matriarchs'
>Which is what you now are
>Whatever force is doing this has decided that you will make a perfect broodmare to usher in the ponification of mankind
>Random humans will be reborn in your womb, but any man that inseminates you will be the next to be reborn
>The pregnancy advances very quickly, allowing you to birth many, many new ponies in a short time
>Despite the reborn ponies retaining their human memories, they all love you as their new mother
>And you love them as your precious foals
>Within the year, you have a large, loving family that continues to grow as the human population continues to shrink

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>Twilight offers Anon the chance to come to Equestria
>He becomes the cute little filly when he does
"What the fuck!? Why!?"
>"H-Hey, don't look at me, this wasn't my idea! I guess humans simply can't exist in Equestria without transforming into ponies. Although why you're a filly instead of a stallion is beyond me. I'll just send you back to Earth and-"
"Whoa now, let's not get too hasty."
>Anon decides to stay a filly so that he can live in Equestria
>He'll need a legal guardian until he's grown into a mare, and Twilight is more than happy to oblige
>At first they're basically just roommates, but then he starts to act really immature
>She looks into it, and makes a troublesome discovery
>His little filly brain is just as malleable and impressionable as a normal filly's, meaning that his new Equestrian experiences are shaping his personality, just like any other young filly or colt
>He isn't losing his memories or anything, but by the time he grows up, he'll be a totally different person than who he was back on Earth
>Anon is scared, Twilight holds him close, and they cuddle while they think of what they should do
>Going back to Earth simply isn't an option for Anon, meaning they only really have one choice
>Anon is going to have to learn to be a good little filly, even if it means he's going to have to forget how to be a man
>And Twilight will be there for her, through every step
>Like any mother would

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>Anonmare used to be a human
>All ponies used to be human
>But that changed when a strange phenomenon swept across the Earth and transformed every last man, woman, and child into ponies
>After searching for months, she finds somepony that claims to be able to restore her humanity
>Unfortunately, step one of the process requires her old human memories, and those were quick to disappear after the ponification
>Using what little memory she has left, she manages to find her way back to the place she once called home
>There, she discovers that her old life may not have been as great as she had imagined it was

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>Anon is ripped from his home by Queen Chrysalis
>She informs him that from this point forward, he will be her love-collecting slave
>Instead of transforming him into a drone, she uses a different spell that transforms him into a stuffed plushtoy
>She explains that the love collected by her drones is so often tainted with lust
>The quickest way to a pony's heart is through their genitals, after all
>But there's nothing cleaner, more pure than the love of a little filly or Colt
>Love that they're so quick to give to their most cherished stuffed animals
>In order to ensure his cooperation, she adds a little extra caveat:
>Anon now needs love to survive, like a changeling
>If he doesn't get enough love, he will begin to lose mobility until he becomes a fully inanimate plush
>A prisoner within his own soft, cuddly body
>She boots him out of the cave that she's using as her new hive, points him in the direction of Ponyville and cheerily reminds him that the clock is ticking

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>Anon hears the story of AJ's parents
>He feels for AJ, asks Twilight if there's anything they can do
>She says no, but a mysterious visitor he meets that night says yes
>A spell is cast, and Anon falls unconscious
>When he wakes up, he's now Pear Butter
>And he's laying in bed next to Bright Mac
>After begrudgingly taking a deep, tongue-filled good-morning kiss from his new husband, He awkwardly fakes his way through breakfast and feigns illness as an excuse to hide from the family while they start the day, and the visitor comes to him again
>Tells him that it's either him or AJ's parents, and that they are going to give them a week to make that decision
>Then they vanish, leaving him trapped at Sweet Apple Acres in a mare's body

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>Outbreak of ponification across Earth
>The first sign of the oncoming changes is a cutiemark appearing on your ass, then twenty-four hours later you become a pony
>Anon finds a cutiemark one morning, signalling his fate
>His friends/family that are still human try to console him/quarantine him in case it's contagious/take him out for one last night on the town while he's human and can handle more than one beer
>His friends/family that are already ponies want to prepare him for his new life/convince him that being a pony is great and that there's nothing to be afraid of
>The warring factions practically tear him in half trying to get him away from the other side

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>Anon's having a hard time adjusting to life in Equestria
>The ponies try their best to make him feel welcome, but they still treat him different
>Over a year after settling down in Ponyville, he still feels like an outsider
>Discord offers him a chance to feel accepted by giving him a ring that will turn him into a pony
>Put it on to blend into the crowd, take it off to stand out again
>Anon decides that just giving it a try can't hurt, and slips it on
>He immediately turns into a cute little mare
>The incorrect gender isn't too big of a deal, since this is just temporary anyway
>The best part is that the transformation seems to alter the memories of everyone he's ever met, making them believe that he's always been a pony
>Great! He won't have to introduce himself again!
>He has a wonderful time hanging out with his friends in ways that he simply couldn't before, when they were all secretly afraid of being eaten or stepped on or whatever
>But he's had his fun for now, and decides to take the ring off
>Slight problem: he doesn't have fingers anymore
>Meaning that the appendage that the ring was wrapped around is no longer accessible
>After frantically searching all over his little pony body for wherever it could have possibly moved to, he realizes that he's been tricked by Discord
>Big fucking shocker
>Now he has to either somehow convince Discord to change him back, or somehow convince the mane six that he's an alien trapped in a mare's body and have them make Discord change him back

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>Anon uses fiendish witchcraft to travel to Equestria
>He checks himself out as soon as he arrives and sees that he's now a pony
>Just as planned
>Blue fur
>Rainbow Mane
>Chromatic lightning bolt cutiemark
>Not as planned; he's Rainbow Dash
>It's going to be hard to settle down in the countryside and find a nice stallion to start a family with if he's a famous hero or whatever
>He goes to examine himself in the mirror
>...fuck, that's a doorway, not a mirror
>Apparently he hadn't actually replaced RD like he had expected
>After staring dumbfounded for a few seconds, her lips spread wide in a shiteating grin
>"Oh my Celestia, this is AWESOME!"
>Rather than feel existential dread or even just questioning the circumstances, she immediately starts planning how to skip work and pull pranks using her new personal doppelganger
>As she starts dragging him away by the tail, Anon questions what sins he's committed for the universe to punish him with worst pony

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>Anon feels like an outsider despite the Mane 6's best efforts
>Pinkie can't stand to see someone sad, especially if they're consistently miserable
>She decides to change places with Anon for a few days, so that he can fit in and more easily socialize, but also so she can use his body for recon and learn why exactly it's so hard for him to adjust
>She's able to do this because reasons
>It's literally just like the flash animation layer that they're on gets flipped horizontally and they switch places on screen, thus swapping their minds somehow
>She puts his mane up in twintails, slaps a backwards baseball cap on him, covers up his cutiemark with a pink miniskirt, and tells him to tell everyone that he's her as-of-yet-unmentioned fourth sister Cutie Pie
>Anon is surprised to discover that everyone buys the story immediately
>Despite continuing to behave like a socially awkward weirdo, ponies are much friendlier to him then they were before, and he starts to come out of his shell as ponies include him in more activities
>Meanwhile Pinkie's having a rough time
>She's the same fun-loving bubbly pony that she always was, but now ponies aren't really responding the way she's used to
>Conversations are politely ended as quickly as they're started
>Nopony wants to sit next to her at Sugarcube Corner, or at the park, or on the train, or wherever
>Heads constantly turn as ponies who had been staring try to pretend otherwise when she looks their way
>When a filly tries to talk to her, her mother pulls it away while muttering something about not bothering 'it'
>After a few days of this, Pinkie feels defeated
>She doesn't know what to do to help poor Nonny
>Suddenly, across the street, a group of ponies burst out of SCC carrying 'Cutie Pie' on their withers
>He just won a pie-eating contest, and he's grinning ear to ear as his entourage chants his name
>He waves to Pinkie, and she waves back, smiling weakly
>...Maybe she already found a way to make him happy...

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>Anon is kind of a dick
>Generally, he's equally dickish to all, but Starlight tends to get the brunt of it
>She wishes he could just learn some basic empathy and some common fucking courtesy
>Traits that most ponies have in spades
>After he makes an unusually harsh dig at her, even by his standards, she snaps and decides to do something about his attitude problem by turning him into a little filly
>After casting the spell, she wobbles uneasily
>"H-hah, m-maybe now I can raise you...w-with some proper manners..."
>And then she collapses
>She wakes up a full day later to a frowning Twilight standing over her
>It turns out that a complete transformation spell like that takes a whole hell of a lot of magic; far more than most normal unicorns could even handle
>But transforming a magic-bereft being like a human into a magic-laden one like a pony is much worse
>Anon essentially sucked all of the magic out of her during his transformation, leaving her totally drained
>And unfortunately for Glim Glam, that draining is essentially permanent
>She may be able to regain the ability to cast basic telekinesis spells within a few years, but she'll never be able to wield the power she used to have
>Upon hearing this, Starlight basically shuts down
>Magic was all she had, and it's been taken away from her
>Anon is actually doing okay himself
>He was angry at first, but Starlight got her justice, and being a pony isn't really that big of a deal
>And since he now lives inside a children's cartoon show, he never really got to use his dick anyway
>He's prepared to go on with his new filly life, until Twilight tells him he has to live with Starlight
>He needs a legal guardian to avoid being labeled an orphan, and she needs help getting back onto her hooves
>Anon tries to argue, but Twilight just ignores him and starts filling out the paperwork
>Great
>First he gets turned into a horsechild, and now he has to take care of the shithorse that did it to him
>Perfect

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>A new pony shows up in ponyville
>She claims that she used to be something called a "hyoo-man", and that she was somehow changed against her will
>She isn't able to offer much more information than that since the process damaged her memories
>Twilight and her friends agree to help her
>Mostly out of kindness, of course, but her story seems strangely familiar
>Twilight casts a spell to restore the newbie's memories, and she gasps as they flood back in
>She remembers everything!
>Well, almost everything
>She remembers that she used to be a he, and that her name was Anonymous, but she still can't quite recall how she became a pony
>She tries to thank Twilight and her friends, but they don't respond
>After a few seconds of awkward silence, they all begin to freak out
>The spell restored their memories too; they were all also humans
>Not just them, but everyone else
>Equestria was once Earth, and all the ponies, griffons, zebras, etc were humans
>All their pony memories from before Nightmare Moon returned are fake
>The girls and Anon decide to work together to try and discover exactly what happened

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>Anon has been living in Equestria for years, and things are going great
>He has a house, a good-paying job, and lots of friends
>When a Magical Mishapâ„¢ irreversibly turns Anon into a little mare, he doesn't really expect much to change
>Ponies are kind, good-hearted folk; they embraced him with open forelegs when he was a weird monkey-alien, why would they treat him different now that he actually fits in?
>Except they do
>Friends who were drawn to him by his uniqueness start to drift away while others who steered clear of before are now much more accommodating
>As he watches old friendships slowly wither and die as new ones sprout from the ashes, he learns a valuable lesson about just how much appearances truly matter

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>Anon hates Nyx
>Like, way too much, to an unhealthy degree
>The cosmic force that controls the multiverse (probably Twilight) decides to teach him a lesson or whatever by turning him into Nyx and forcing him to live out Past Sins
>Anon is overjoyed
>Now he can destroy that autistic piece of shit fanfiction from the inside!
>Anon proceeds to derail the story in various shocking and humorous ways as Twilight has to struggle to somehow make it work and bring the story to its intended conclusion

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>Anon is an author
>He hasn't really hit the big times or anything, but he's put out a few positively-received books
>While trying to think up his next one, suddenly the idea to write a children's book about ponies comes to him seemingly out of nowhere
>He comes up with a protagonist, a mare named Creamy Treat who sells ice cream in a town called 'Ponyville', but gets stuck and calls it a night
>He has a rather vivid dream about Creamy Treat and uses it as inspiration to write the next morning
>This continues on for a short while before he starts to notice that he's been losing track of time lately
>And the dreams are becoming much more vivid
>Sometimes he gets confused about whether he's Creamy or Anon
>The dreams start getting lewder and lewder to the point that his manuscript becomes hardcore fetish porn as he writes
>Sometimes he's woken up by phonecalls from family and friends who haven't seen him in days, and he's beginning to see his pony counterpart in the edges of his vision
>He gets sick of it and trashes what he's already written and tries to just forget about it
>When he falls asleep, he's dismayed to discover that he's still there little mare in his dreams
>And even more so when he learns that his new masters won't let him wake up

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>Anon comes to Equestria
>He's welcomed with open forelegs
>As he meets with various ponies, he quickly deduces that he wasn't the first human to show up here
>Nobody seems to know what happened to them; they just seemed to disappear one day
>Twilight won't talk about it, but it's obvious that she knows something
>While snooping around the Crystal Treecastle Playsetâ„¢ looking for clues, he stumbles across a secret passage
>In the room beyond is a creature stuck halfway between a pony and a human
>It freaks out upon being discovered, and hides itself as Twilight pulls Anon away and closes the passage
>She explains that the human who came before you wanted to be a pony, despite Twilight's insistence about the dangers
>When she refused to help, they simply found someone who was more cooperative
>And considerably less skilled in magic
>Now they're stuck this way until Twilight can figure out how to fix it
>When Anon asks if there's anything he can do to help, she hesitates
>In order to either reverse or progress the transformation, she'll need to study transformation magic
>And in order to do that, she'll need a guinea pig
>Anon has to decide if he's willing to risk becoming an abomination in order to save someone who already went down the same path

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>Anon is hired by a marketing firm to help them promote the My Little Pony movie by dressing as one of the characters
>It's basically a fursuit, but nobody will be able to tell it's him in there anyway
>It fits well when he first puts it on, but it quickly begins to become uncomfortable as it seems to shrink
>He begins panicking as it continues to constrict around him, growing smaller and smaller until it forcibly reshapes his body
>Bones pop, tendons and ligaments stretch, and his skin fuses with the suit
>By the time the hellish experience is over, Anon and the suit are one
>Looking in the mirror, he just looks like one of the ponies from the show
>His boss comes in to check on him, and he's satisfied with the result
>When Anon's led out to play with the kids, he realizes that the transformation was mental as much as physical; he is now physically incapable of acting out-of-character
>On the outside he's a happy, fun-loving pony who just loves to make friends
>On the inside he's screaming in terror
>In order to escape his harrowing situation, he has to navigate convoluted mental gymnastics to find a way to act outside of his intended "programming"

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>Anon is bullying the Purple Princess
>He's chasing her around with a quesadilla or something equally stupid when he rounds a corner and she trips him
>Unfortunately, she miscalculated his velocity and trajectory, causing him to fall on top of her
>And her horn to stab him right in the gut
>They both freak out; Twilight calls for help as Anon tries to scoop his blood back into himself
>He goes to the hospital, where they easily patch him back up
>There were no complications, aside from the fact that a chip came off of Twilight's horn somewhere inside of him, and they weren't able to find it
>They assure him that alicorn isn't poisonous, and that he should be just fine anyway
>That night he begins to have strange dreams about Twilight, and when he wakes up he's embarrassed to discover that he sleepwalked into Twilight's room and crawled into bed with her
>They just laugh it off, but as time progresses the dreams get more vivid, and his behavior starts to become stranger
>He becomes more neurotic, and he takes a much larger interest in Twilight's science bullshit
>Where he was previously cynical and introverted, he begins making friends and helping people
>He reads through Twilight's personal collection of books, despite previously declaring reading the domain of homosexuals and liberals
>It's all starting to freak Twilight out a bit, but she's most concerned about Anon's declining health through all of this
>He's constantly coughing and scratching at his skin, and he's starting to have trouble walking
>When she peels back his bandage and discovers the patch of purple fur, her suspicions are realized
>Anon is turning into her, in both body and mind
>She has no idea how she's going to fix this, but at least if she doesn't figure out something soon, she's going to have some help

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>Anon is in an improv group with five other people
>They suck
>They're putting on a show (for their family and friends)
>Anon turns to one of his fellow showmen, only to discover that they're now a pony
>This is some fucking next-level improv
>He looks terrified, but he nervously attempts to keep the show going
>Anon turns to another of his troupe-mates, and they're now also a pony
>What the fuck
>They have to continue the show for some reason, while trying to figure out what the fuck is happening and somehow stop it before all six of them become ponies
>All while somehow seamlessly weaving everything into the show, so that their audience is none the wiser

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>IT'S THE FUTURE!!!1!!
>You and your friends are heading over to the VRcade to play
>You're the last to get into your pod, and you're hyped for some testosterone-fueled action with your bros
>The lid closes, the machine whirs to life, and you're transported to the corpse-strewn battlefields of-
>...a bedroom?
>The door bursts open, and about half a dozen pastel-colored foals rush in towards you
>"Mommy!"
>"G'morning, Mom!"
>"Mooom!"
>As they jump up on the bed to snuggle into you, you notice that you're also a horse
>A heavily pregnant horse
"W-what?"
>Your voice is soft and feminine
>A masculine chuckle catches your attention
>A large stallion is watching from the doorway with a lopsided smirk
>He swaggers towards you, and your heart skips a beat
>You don't feel threatened by the him, but for some reason you feel really intimidated
>He gently brushes his hoof along your muzzle, and you whimper
>"I don't get it. How can you keep gettin' more and more beautiful every day?"
>Before you can say anything, he presses his lips against yours
>Sparks course down your spine as he kisses you, paralysing you
>When you don't kiss back, he pulls away almost as confused as you
>"...You ain't Nick, are you?"
>You shake your head
>He smiles
>"Must'a been a mixup on the outside. Well, if you like what you saw here, there's always room in the herd~"
>Suddenly you're back in the pod, and a voice from the outside calls out to you
>"Sorry, I loaded the wrong program! Here you go!"
>You're thrust into the game alongside your friends, but you're still thrown for a loop
>You're too distracted thinking about what happened to be much help to them
>You apologize for your sub-par playing as you all split up and head home
>No matter how hard you try, you can't get it out of your head
>While tossing and turning in bed, you give in to your curiosity and call the VRcade operator to schedule a private session
>You'll just pop in, figure out what that shit was all about, and pop back out

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>Twilight is organising this year's My Little Human convention, and she's got a special treat for everyone
>After experimenting with the EqG mirror, she's managed to book the actual cast of the show to attend
>They draw in record numbers as fans travel from across the world to meet their favorite characters in person
>Anonymous, the show's resident butt monkey, is exiting the restroom when a quivering, nervous wreck of a unicorn mare is trying to talk to him
>As soon as he hears the word 'husbando', he rolls his eyes and walks away
>The mare leaps in front of him and desperately pleads for him to give her a chance
>He walks around her and continues towards the panel on shitposting that he's supposed to be hosting
>Her horn flashes, and he falls unconscious
>He wakes up chained to the wall in her bedroom
>As she tries to justify the kidnapping by saying how they are soulmates, he notices that his hearing is much better than it was before
>He reaches up to discover that he now has pony ears
>The unicorn explains that if he stays a human, then Princess Twilight and the authorities will certainly find him and make him go back
>But they wouldn't be looking for a stallion!
>She isn't a exactly a magical progeny, and the spells are all old and incomplete, so the process will be very slow
>But it will give her enough time to prove to him that they are meant to be together
>Anon has to find a way to escape this crazy bitch before he's trapped on the alien horse planet as an alien horse

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>Anon is brought to Equestria to become a pony
>After the transformation is complete, he has become a stallion
>He wanted to become a mare
>He explains this to the unicorn that transformed him, but they regretfully inform him that they can't do that
>Transformation magic is pretty dangerous, and using it on the same person more than once pretty much guarantees that they'll be corrupted into an abomination
>Anon is sad
>At least he's a pony
>While moping at a cafe, three cute mares come up to him and ask what's wrong
>He tries to brush them off, but they're insistent
>After he explains his story to them, they all glance back and forth between themselves and smile
>"You know, you can still be a pretty mare, even if you don't necessarily have the right...equipment."
>"Yeah, what do you think of us? Do you think we're pretty? Well, we're just like you!"
>"Just come with us, and we'll make you into the hottest mare in town!"

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>Anon meets a cute girl at the supermarket
>They go on a few dates and fall in love
>After a while, she reveals that she's actually a horse in disguise
>She's a pony from Equestria, and she has to go back soon before the portal closes forever
>Anon offers to go with her, but she dismisses the idea
>Humans can't exist in Equestria, and Ponies can't exist on Earth
>She became a human when she stepped through the portal, and he would become a pony if he were to do the same
>Anon insists that he doesn't care; he just wants to be with her
>She's delighted that he's willing to do this for her, and they hold hands as they step through the portal together
>Now a horse in Equestria, Anon must adjust to his new body's limitations and advantages as he and his partner start building their life together
>TG optional

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>Anon lived through the Cuddly Doom scenario
>He managed to hold out for a long time, but they found him eventually
>They bust down his door, dodge his flailing limbs, and viciously tackle-hug him
>As soon as he feels fur against his bare skin, he gives up struggling
>It's over
>He feels strangely at peace as he gives in
>Strange, he thought he would have felt something by now
>After being cuddled by multiple ponies for several minutes to no effect, he asks how long it's supposed to take
>Not this long, they respond
>After a few more minutes just to be sure, Anon jumps up and begins loudly gloating
>He's immune!
>The ponies leave saddened and disappointed, especially the ponies who had been following him this entire time
>Anon enjoys his immunity for several months
>He can now move freely, and there are plenty of ponies to patronizingly pet and belittle
>Soon, however, the weight of his situation begins to dawn on him
>He may very well be the last human in Earth
>All of his friends and family are ponies, he's even tracked them down to confirm it
>It's been almost a year since he's seen another human
>When he hears rumors of a protected compound of humans living underground in an abandoned missile silo, he drops everything to join them
>Only to find a thriving community of friendly and welcoming ponies
>To a point
>Like all ponies, he can't really connect with them
>They're instinctually driven to convert any humans they see; being unable to do that is like having a powerful itch that can't be scratched
>When the last of his leads dry up, he tracks down a powerful unicorn healer
>She's surprised to see a human, especially one willing to walk into a village full of ponies
>She's even more surprised at why he's there:
>He wants her to make him a pony, no matter what it takes

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>Twilight accidently fillys Anon
>She feels terrible about it, and promises to make Anon human again, no matter what
>But Anon doesn't believe her
>He read the Anonfilly threads back on /mlp/, he knows what Twilight's game is
>He had actually started to think that the stories weren't true, but it seems Twilight was merely biding her time to fillify him when he was least expecting it
>He knows that the second he lets his guard, she's gonna start beating him, brainwashing him, and whoring him out to every Stallion in town
>Well not today, bitch
>Meanwhile, Twilight's starting to get even more worried
>Anon was such a nice guy before, but now he's really mean
>She can understand being angry about his situation, but she's never heard him say anything like the hateful, spiteful insults that he's hurling at her
>Had the transformation somehow altered his mind as well?
>She decides that before she can start working out how to make him human again, she had better fix whatever's wrong with his brain first

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>Ponies don't actually reproduce through standard mammalian reproduction
>Instead, they can only reproduce by bringing a human over from Earth and transforming them into a foal
>It can't just be any human, though; it's very rare for a human to be compatible in the first place, but that human has to also be compatible with both of the parents
>Anon just so happens to be one of those rare few
>He's brought over by a family planner to meet the ponies who want to become his new parents
>He's also shown what he would look like after the transformation
>It's a filly, because of course it is
>Anon obviously refuses, and demands to be sent back home
>While it's technically illegal to transform him against his will, the family planner is allowed to keep Anon in Equestria for 'counseling' almost indefinitely
>Anon is held captive while the hopeful parents-to-be desperately try to convince him to reconsider
>Of the seven billion humans on Earth, he's the only one that's compatible with both of them
>If he won't be their foal, then they don't get a second chance

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>Anon becomes filly
>Nobody exactly knows how to handle the situation, and everyone end up walking on eggshells around him and treating him differently
>Anon is moping when Applebloom comes across him
>She convinces him to come play with her, and he has a surprising amount of fun
>Applebloom acts so naturally around him, he can almost forget what has happened to him
>Sure, she makes him feel more like a filly than a man, but it's better than feeling like a cross-bred freak
>She invites Anon over to her house, and he's pleasantly surprised to find that AJ, Mac, and Granny Smith all treat him normally
>Again, like a normal filly, but he'll take what he can get
>He starts spending more and more time with the Apples, to the point that he's sleeping at the farm more than in his own bed
>Eventually, AJ offers to let Anon stay with them indefinitely
>She wants Anon to become part of the Apple family
>Applebloom calls him 'sis', and he realizes that maybe he's let things go a little too far
>Even if getting to this point felt so good

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>Anon becomes a filly
>Less than 24 hours later, he's kidnapped and brought to a filly brothel
>His room is surprisingly nice; he was expecting a dirty concrete cell
>They send in his first customer, and Anon readies his dick-biting muscles
>It's a cute, older mare
>She cooks him a grilled cheese sandwich, they roleplay a conversation about what's happening at school lately, and then they cuddle together for a nap
>His next customer is a younger stallion who wants to play board games with his 'little sis'
>After a few more customers along the same lines, he's sent to bed to rest up for the next day's work
>Anon is more confused than anything
>They called it a brothel, and he was definitely kidnapped
>Burlap sack and everything
>Is this some kind of fast-food McOrphanage?
>He decides that there isn't really much to do except play along until Twilight and Friendsâ„¢ find him and break him out
>He'll miss his customers, though, they seemed really nice

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>Twilight is working on a spell in her Castle Playset
>Anon is there because he usually tends to hang out around Twilight a lot in these stories
>A Magical Mishapâ„¢ occurs, causing a large explosion
>Twilight is fine, but when she can't find Anon anywhere, she assumes the worst
>He isn't subject to the same cartoon physics that she is, so explosions would most likely be fatal
>She starts to panic as she studies the scene of the accident
>She can't find any evidence of him in the room, no blood, no tissues, no scraps of black suit, nothing
>What did the magic do to him?
>Did it destroy him without a trace, or merely teleport him away?
>She begins having strange dreams about Anon
>Unsurprising, since she's currently wracked with guilt over him
>After a few days, he's declared missing and the case is handed over to the guard
>Twilight spends the next few weeks studying exactly what could have happened and reexamining her work
>She starts to get sick, and the dreams keep coming
>Eventually she goes to the doctor over her symptoms
>"Well, Ms. Sparkle, I can't speak to the dreams you've been having, but the illness is simply morning sickness. You're pregnant!"
>...
>Twilight thinks she knows what happened to Anon now

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>Anon helps the Power Ponies out
>They make him a member of the team
>When he puts on the suit he's transformed into a cute, trapish colt
>When he takes the costume off, he doesn't become human again
>They promise to work the kinks out later, but for now they have an adventure to do
>Anon quickly learns his role in the team
>Namely being kidnapped and molested by the villain to provide motivation for the Power Ponies
>As the Maneiac bears down over his partially stripped form, her writhing and squirming hair-tentacles groping at the air as they prepare for rape, he curses himself for getting out of bed that day

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>You and few Anons are chilling after getting done gang-"raping" Anonfilly
>She's all tuckered out, and has already fallen asleep
>She's curled up in your lap, her ears twitching every now and again
>She's so goddamn cute
>The cuteness is somewhat marred by the knowledge that she's absolutely stuffed with cum
>You reach down and gently stroke her mane
>And then pull it away when you feel jizz
>...fuck it, it's probably yours anyway
>You run your fingers over her scalp as the other two Anons are talking about some upcoming Parent-Teacher conference or something
>"I can't take her, I'm going to Canterlot to act out a one-shot for /sun/"
>The other Anon shakes his head
>"Nuh-uh, I ain't doin' that shit. I only signed up for this so I could nut in a filly's mouth without going to jail."
>You look back down to the cum-streaked filly in your lap
>Her back legs gently kick as she dreams
>Hnnnnng
>Seriously though, she's in dire need of a fucking bath
"I'll take her. My story stopped updating like three months ago. I think it's safe to say that I'm free to play Dad from now on."
>They throw a few half-hearted insults your way for your sentimentality as you scoop Anonfilly up and cuddle her close to your chest
>When she nuzzles into your neck, you nearly have a heart attack
>...You're going to have to find a drycleaners who doesn't ask questions after this

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>Twilight transforms Anon into a filly
>Because of the differences between the human brain and the pony brain, his mind doesn't quite make it through the process intact
>He can't talk anymore, only able to communicate through grunts and other simple noises
>He doesn't really understand a lot of the stuff that used to make sense
>His emotions aren't particularly stable; it isn't very hard to make him upset these days
>He doesn't like meeting new ponies anymore
>New experiences are much scarier now on the whole
>The only pony he really likes is Twilight
>She was there since the beginning, the first pony he laid eyes on when he became a filly
>Just being near her makes him feel safe, and feeling safe makes him feel happy
>Twilight is distraught
>She did this to poor Anon
>She dare not turn him back; who knows what damage could be done by transforming his brain a second time?
>She simply does her best to take care of Anon
>It takes a lot of patience and love, but she soon falls into a comfortable groove with Anon
>Until the school year starts, and they're both kicked right out of that groove and into unfamiliar territory

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>Anon lives in Equestria
>Not because he was brought there as an adult, but because he was born there
>Due to some sort of one-in-a-googolplex chance, he was born as a human to his pony parents
>His dad leaves immediately, thinking that she probably cheated on him with a monkey or something, so she has to raise him by herself
>He's bullied and ridiculed all throughout his childhood for being different
>His mom doesn't get off much better; rumors abound about what she must have done to get impregnated with that creature
>When he overhears her crying herself to sleep, lamenting that she couldn't have had a normal foal, Anon decides enough is enough
>He packs up a few changes of clothes and some food, and sets out to figure out how to become a pony so that he can finally be normal
>Little does he know he's being watched by powerful beings
>Beings who think he'd make a finer member of their own kind then some boring pony

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>Anon appears in Equestria
>Equestria has a dimensional immigration policy
>Namely, that Equestria is for ponies, and only ponies
>(And griffons, and seaponies, and yaks, and buffalo, etc etc)
>If Anon wants to stay, he has to transform into a local
>Otherwise, he has to leave
>Unfortunately, extradimensional travel isn't an exact science
>If the destination doesn't already have some kind of fixed portal, then traveling to other worlds is completely random
>Since he doesn't want to risk being trapped in a world comprised entirely of dicks, Anon opts to transform and stay
>Transformation requires a literal rebirth, meaning that he has to grow into his new body within a womb
>Meaning that he needs to find a new mommy
>Dozens of mares (as well as females of other species) come forward to volunteer
>Some are sympathetic to the poor dear and just want to help, some of them can't have children normally, some don't have time to find a stallion to impregnate them, and some simply think that an alien would make an interesting child
>Among them are some of the parents of the mane six looking to give their kids a new sibling, and even a few of the mane six themselves
>Anon has a week to choose before Princess Celestia kicks him through a portal to God knows where

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>Be ranch hand Anon
>Ride your horse out into the pasture
>Weird glowing cloud suddenly envelops the both of you, and you fall unconscious
>"Master? Are you okay? Wake up!"
>Someone with a soft, feminine voice is shaking you
>You open your eyes, and are greeted by the sight of a pastel cartoon pony
>She smiles
>"You're okay! I was so worried, master!"
>Master?
>Why does she keep calling you master?
>You reach up to rub your face, only to discover a hooves where your hands once were
>What the fuck!?
>You jump up and quickly look yourself over
>You aren't a human anymore, you are now a cartoon pony stallion
>Wait
>The pony who woke you up kept calling you master
>You weakly say the name of your horse, and the mare tilts her head
>"Yes?"
>This is fucking weird
>You decide to try and find some help, and trots happily behind you
>She keeps sniffing and rubbing against you, and you have to keep gently pushing her back a bit
>She was always pretty feisty
>When you find a town, you're somewhat disheartened to discover the inhabitants are all ponies as well
>They seem surprisingly unfazed by your extraordinary tale, and they refer you to the giant Crystal Castle on the edge of the town
>Princess Twilight, the owner of the castle, promises to try and help you, and offers the both of you a place to stay in the meantime
>She leaves the two of you alone as she goes to retrieve a book, and your horse scooches up to your side
>She was always affection back home, but she's been laying it on thick ever since you got here
>"Master?"
>Her voice is quivering with excitement
>"Do you think, since we're the same now, that we can finally be mates?"
>...fuck, this is only going to get weirder

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>Be Anon
>Just finished posting your sixteenth masturboop.jpg thread when a blinding flash of light whisks you away to Horseland
>You take a look at yourself and sigh wearily as you see the green fur and black mane
>Of course you'd be stuck here as a shit-tier OC
>There are apple trees all around you
>Perfect
>Sweet Apple Acres, the default start for talentless hack writers
>You stomp your way towards the house in the distance so that you can go ahead and get meeting Applejack out of the way before you-
>That's not Applejack
>A pregnant Pear Butter smiles at you when you step out of the treeline
>She tries to ask you where you came from, and you completely fumble your answer
>She gets the impression that you're some kind of orphan who snuck into the orchard for food
>You're invited into their home, and introduced to Bright Mac, lil' Big Mac, and filly AJ
>They feed you, clean you up, and give you a room to stay in
>Pear Butter gives you a goodnight kiss and turns out the light, and you're left alone with your thoughts
>Since Twilight won't be the powerful wizard from the show for probably about a decade, then you're probably stuck here
>And the Apple family really seemed like they were planning on taking you in permanently
>Which sort of brings your attention to the elephant in the room
>They're going to die, and you're the only one who knows
>But you don't know how, or when it's going to happen
>You have an obligation to your new horse family to try and save them
>The moment Applebloom is born, you're going to have to be ever vigilant
>You'll just have to cross your nonexistent fingers that you don't fuck up the timeline in the process

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>Anon meets a nice pony named Amber
>She invites him over to her house for lunch
>And then she eats him
>Her body splits apart into countless tentacles and fanged maws as he's pulled inside and torn apart down to the cellular level, obviously killing him
>And then he wakes up
>He discovers that he isn't himself anymore
>His body is now that of a filly, but more than that, his mind is...
>Different
>Amber says that she wanted a daughter, which basically just means more of herself
>She explains that he isn't really a separate entity from her, he's just an offshoot of her that's been loaded up with Anon's memories so that it can convincingly act as a separate being
>It's the horrifying alien shape-shifter equivalent of drawing a face on your hand
>Anon proceeds to have a existential meltdown while Amber plans a day of fun mother-daughter activities

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>Be Anon
>You're in class doodling in your notebook instead of learning
>When words start to appear on the page, you freeze
>'Dear Princess Twilight, today I learned a valuable lesson about not using exact change when there are people waiting in line behind me at the store. It's been a slow week.'
>As the text continues to appear, you notice your notebook beginning to get very hot
>The words begin to burn through, sending a column of smoke upwards
>"Anon, what in God's name are you doing!?"
>Before you can answer, your notebook explodes into a blinding flash of light
>It takes a few seconds for your vision to return, but when it does, you don't see the classroom anymore
>Instead, you're in a somewhat sparsely decorated apartment
>You discover that you're now a yellow-skinned girl
>You rush for the bathroom, and the mirror reveals your ketchup and mustard hair and aqua eyes
>What the fuck!?
>At least you're cute...
>During your freakout you find a book laying on your (her?) desk
>It has the same text that appeared on your notebook written in it
>Flipping through it, you see that it's mostly diary-style entries addressed to 'Princess Twilight', but there also seems to be actual correspondence
>It's a bit farfetched, but less so than what has just happened to you
>You grab a pen and start writing
'Hello? Is anyone there?'
>After about a minute or so of waiting, you get a response
>'Hey Sunset, what's up?'
>You explain who you are and what happened
>The response is immediate
>'Stay calm, I'll try to help you however I can. It'll be about a week before I can get through the portal again, so you're going to have to cover for Sunset in the meantime. I don't want my friends to panic, so please read through the diary and see if you can learn enough about Sunset enough to take it. If you can't, just avoid them or something.'
>She signs off to research your situation and figure out what happened to the girl who's body you're currently in, leaving you alone
>Well fuck

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>Pear Butter and Bright Mac are making a late night delivery when a freak storm rolls in
>Everyone assumed that they died, but they actually ended up being teleported to earth and becoming human
>They never gave up hope of returning home one day, but in the meantime they needed to establish some sense of normalcy until that happens
>They have another child together, and name him Anonymous
>A few years later, the path home opens up and they are able to escape back to Equestria with kidAnon in tow
>They're ponies again; they're practically in tears when they sees the orchards that they had left behind
>Anon is freaking out, however
>His parents never told him about their horse lineage because they thought it would only create trouble for him on Earth
>Which means that he was never mentally prepared to turn into a pony and leave the world he knew behind
>They comfort him the best they can while they return to the farm
>The Apple family tearfully reunite, and even Grandpear is there to see the daughter he'd thought he'd lost so long ago
>And of course they're happy to meet the new addition to the family, even if he's a little scared and confused right now
>They all do their best to get him adjusted to Equestria, and Applebloom makes it her mission to help her new little brother earn his cutie mark

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>You wake up in a strange, crystalline room
>A purple cartoon pony is standing over you, smiling
>"Hey there, sleepyhead. You've been asleep for a very long time."
>She can talk?
>For some reason, that feels wrong
>"You caught swamp fever, and it progressed through to it's final stages...It must have happened a long time ago, because you grew very big! But you're okay now. You're a pony again."
>What is she talking about?
>You look down to look at your...
>...hooves...
>You don't remember much about yourself, but somehow you know that isn't right
>You heart begins to race, and you start hyperventilating
"W-what did you do to me!?"
>She flinches
>"Huh? I cured you. You turned into a tree, but I made you a pony again."
>Sweat begins to slide down your forehead as your world swirls
"N-no, I'm not supposed to be a pony, I-I'm...I'm"
>You tap your hooves against your temples in frustration as your memories fail to materialize
>Only one detail from your past comes back to you
>You whip your head towards the purple pony who did this to you
"C-Celestia! Where is Celestia!?"
>Your chest is heaving as you latch onto her
"Please, this is wrong, everything is wrong! Where's Celestia!?"
>She looks almost as scared as you
>Her horn flashes purple, and you suddenly feel very, very tired
"I-I'm not a pony...I'm not..."
>As your consciousness fades, her warm, smiling face appears before your mind's eye, and your fear grows
>Would she recognise you?
>Would she remember you, even if you didn't?

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>Be Anon in Equestria
>Your pony waifu catches swamp fever
>It progresses to the point that she has leaves and sticks coming out of her, and her back left hoof has rooted itself into the ground
>Your local medical professionals have no answers, so you hit up there nearest witch doctor
>They say that while the disease has no known cure, there is a way around it
>Simply transform her back into a pony
>Despite her just describing it as a simple solution, however, she says that it won't be that simple
>Transformation magic requires a distilled transformational essence, and the only way to get that is to extract it from somebody who's been transformed
>It seems like a bit of a catch-22, but she reminds you that Equestria is packed with horrifying diseases that will transform their victim into various plants and creatures
>All they need to do is find one that is capable of infecting a human, preferably one that will leave him in a form he's happy to spend the rest of his life trapped in, and then extract the essence once the transformation has run its course

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>Be Anon
>You fucked around with twilight while she was experimenting with magic, and you got zapped
>It happens from time to time
>Based on how weird your body feels, you guess that you're a pony again
>And based on the large size of Twilight's annoyed face above you, you're probably a foal
>"Well, you got yourself turned into a filly again. Are you happy?"
>This mare has infinite patience for your antics
>Suddenly you get an idea
>You put on your best 'confused and scared' look
"Wha- who are you? W-where am I? Who am I!?"
>Her irritated glare fades into confusion
>"Huh? Do you...not remember anything?"
>You whimper pathetically and nod
"I don't know what's going on! Are...are you my mommy?"
>She stares for a few seconds
>And then smiles sympathetically
>"Y-yeah, yes I am your mommy. Come here sweetie, mommy will take care of you until she can help you remember everything."
>You run into her forelegs and she hugs you tightly
>You squeeze her and hum into her neck
>You don't exactly have an endgame here; the idea just came to you when you noticed that you were a filly
>For now, you'll just wait and see how far Twilight is willing to go with this

>You're Twilight, and you can smell Minotaur excrement from a mile away
>The spell that Anon was hit with would never be able to erase memories
>He never passes up on an opportunity to mess with you and your friends
>As much as you hate to admit it, however, you actually kind of find his bizarre behavior and """pranks""" to be kind of entertaining
>Sort of
>You have no idea what he has planned, but you decide to play along
>For now, you'll just wait and see how far Anon is willing to go with this

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>Anon wants to know what being a pony is like
>Discord is willing to help
>He can give Anon an item that will transform him into a pony while worn, and transform him back into a human when removed
>Anon accepts; it sounds like a pretty good deal
>Discord snaps his fingers, and Anon becomes a qt3.14 mare
>The first thing that he notices is the powerful, simulating vibrations deep within his ass
>It turns out that the wearable item that Discord have him is a vibrating buttplug
>If he wants to be a pony, it has to stay in the entire time
>The good news is that the plug is enhanced with special magic so that he can leave it in as long as he likes: hours, days, weeks, months, maybe even years
>The only limitation on his pony time is his own personal tolerance for both the vibration and the toy's sizable girth
>And no, he will never get used to it
>The bad news, however, is that Anon is an earth pony
>Meaning that he doesn't really have any way to remove it himself
>Meaning that he'll have to ask someone to take it out for him
>Meaning that pony will be there when he transforms back into a human, revealing his true identity to them
>And if he ever wants to be a pony again in the future, he'll have to shove the plug back into himself
>Discord waves the quivering little mare goodbye as he vanishes
>Anon questions why he would ever trust Discord with something like this as he fruitlessly tries to pry the plug out on the corner of a table

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>Anon and Anonfilly cuddle
>It turns Anon into a filly as well
>They realize their power and head over to Anon's house next door to cuddle him
>He becomes filly
>They all three head across town to Anon's house so that they can cuddle him too
>He becomes filly, as his predecessors did before him
>The Anonfillies travel across town, snuggling Anons until they have a rather sizable herd going
>They arrive at the home of the last Anon in Ponyville and knock on his door
>"Open up! We're going to snuggle you so that you can be a filly too!"
"Fuck off."
>They all try to get him to open up so that he can become filly, but he always responds the same way:
>Some variation of 'fuck off' or 'kill yourself'
>The fillies form a commune around his house as Anons from all across Equestria come to snuggle up and join the herd
>Twilight brings fuck off Anon food, believing that he's nobly holding his ground to preserve his humanity
>But whenever she tries to talk to him about it, he just tells her to fuck off as well
>This one was always rather strange
>She actually kind of preferred the Anon who wanted to drink filly pee

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>Be Anon
>You've been living in Equestria for a few years
>One morning you wake up in an unfamiliar bed, in an equally unfamiliar body
>You're now a unicorn filly
>As you're frantically examining your body and freaking out, Twilight's mom walks in
>"Oh good, you're already awake! I'm not surprised, you must be so excited to start your first day!"
>You bullshit your way through the morning and learn a few things
>Everyone seems to think that you're a part of the Sparkle family
>You're apparently now Twilight's little sister, and your name is Nightspark Twinkle
>Fuckin' gay
>And you've apparently been accepted into Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns, and today is your first day
>Twilight is there to see you off, but when you corner her privately and tell her everything, she's confused
>Apparently you've always had an active imagination, and you come up with weird shit like this all the time
>How fucking convenient
>Without Twilight's help, you're probably stuck like this
>Your only hope is that Celestia will believe you
>You doubt that she has much to do with the day-to-day operations, but she has to be there to congratulate you on getting in, right?
>When you arrive she is indeed there to welcome you, but what you don't expect is when she mentions that she'll be handling your lessons herself
>You're not the only one who's surprised, apparently nobody told Twilight and the gang that you were Celestia's new protege
>She leads you to a private classroom and locks the door
>"Okay Anonymous, today we're going to practice teleportation magic."
>That seems like a pretty steep start
>...
>Wait, did she just call you Anonymous?
>"Oh, I'm sorry dear, would you prefer I call you Twinkle?"
>Her voice is dripping with sarcasm
>Did she do this!?
>She totally ignores your demands for answers in favor of explaining how teleportation magic works
>"Now, Twinkle~"
>She says your name with a thick, patronizing tone as she sets an orange down in front of you

>"All you have to do today is teleport this orange. It doesn't matter how far, it just has to disappear from it's current location and reappear in a different one by your own power."
>You slap the orange off the desk and call her a cunt
>It's not something you ever expected to say to the kind, patient, and motherly Celestia that you thought you knew, but she's really acting the part right now
>She pouts in an exaggerated fashion
>"Oh dear, you're being an awfully bad filly right now, aren't you Anon? Oh, I'm sorry, ~*Twinkle*~. Bad fillies have to go to Bad Filly Jail!"
>What the fuck is-
>She puts an upturned bucket over you and sets something heavy on top of it
>You pound on the walls and shout, but you can neither escape of your own volition or convince Celestia to let you out
>Through the jail bar slits cut in the side of the bucket, you can see her reading and eating a snack
>She stops every now and again to condescendingly explain that if you knew how to teleport, no bucket could ever dream of holding you
>You don't even know how to use magic!
>You take the time inside the bucket to practice levitating the quill that ended up inside the bucket with you and are pleasantly surprised to find that it just seems to work
>You think about moving it, and it just moves
>It's as intuitive as using your hands
>That doesn't help you much from inside the bucket, though
>Despite Princess Celestia's earlier explanation, you can't wrap your head around how teleportation is supposed to work
>Shouting at Celestia gets boring after about an hour, so you just flop onto the ground and wait
>Eventually a bell rings, and her ears perk up
>"Oh? It seems that our time is up for today."
>The bucket is removed, and she moves to unlock the door
>"I can see a lot of potential in you, my special little Twinkle. In fact, I'm going to talk to your parents about you moving into the castle so that I can more intimately oversee your development."

>She sounds so disgustingly smug that it's making you feel a little ill
>You don't bother responding; you've learned by now that she has an absolutely masterful ability to ignore you
>She leans her head down to your level and shoots you a sly grin
>"Oh, and don't bother telling your parents about what happened today. They won't believe you."
>You already knew that
>If you had traveled back in time twenty-four hours and warned yourself, you wouldn't have believed you either
>You balefully glare ahead as you leave, and she calls after you in a singsong voice:
>"See you tomorrow, my most diligent student!"

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>Anon mans the phones at a call center that provides support to people who became ponies against their will
>He fields a call from a distraught mare who used to be a man
>They're virtually inconsolable, so Anon tries to sympathize with them by saying that if he could give his humanity to them, he would
>It turns out that's actually something that can be done
>And now the caller is insisting that they do it
>The situation ends up escalating all the way to Anon's boss, who informs him about a rather obscure policy at the call center
>Despite Anon only making the offer to be nice, he now has to attend species transitional therapy for a week with the caller
>If he doesn't want to do it after that, then he doesn't have to
>But if he doesn't attend, then he's fired
>Meaning that if he wants to keep his job, he'll have to spend a week with a counselor and a mare desperately trying to convince him to become a pony so that they don't have to be one themselves

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>Anon gets FILLY'D
>Unlike most scenarios where this happens, he actually gets to keep his dick
>However, it isn't attached to his body
>It's a completely separate object, like a dildo made of actual functioning flesh, and he can still feel through it
>He hides it from Twilight and takes it out every now and then to give it a good stroking every now and then for old times sake
>Over time he starts experimenting with it a little and ends up reluctantly putting it in his mouth
>Legally speaking, it ain't gay if it's your dick
>After being rewarded with an absolutely incredible orgasm, he stops being so squeamish and begins regularly chowing down on some sweet man-sausage
>Also, swallowing also totally isn't gay if it's your jizz
>As he finally takes the final plunge and begins lowering his tight little pussy onto his thicc human cock, Twilight smiles in approval from her hidden vantage point
>Allowing her to keep her old dick was actually Twilight's idea
>By utilizing it in her masturbation, she has effectively trained herself to enjoy being the mare during heterosexual intercourse
>Now all she has to do is set up some playdates with a few local colts, and let things naturally escalate from there

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>Little League constantly tried to fuck Anon because her slutty mom gave her a skewed view of how male/female relationships are supposed to work
>Anon becomes a filly
>Little League no longer feels like she needs to suck Anon's cock to be friends with him
>When she starts trying to be a normal friend, he's immediately suspicious
>She's been trying to get him thrown in horse jail for years; he's not putting his guard down now that he's technically underaged as well

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>Anon and his friends hear a bloody-mary style urban legend
>Apparently there's an abandoned manor on the edge of town that's haunted by some kind of demon or something
>They all decide to explore it for some cheap thrills
>One of them finds a mirror in the attic that's covered in a cloth, and they pull it off
>Immediately, a semi-transparent glowing unicorn runs out of it, passing through the person directly in front of it and the wall behind him to escape
>They try to flee, but all the doors are locked and their phones aren't working
>To make matters worse, their friend who got ghost horse'd is slowly and painfully turning into a pony
>And if that wasn't bad enough, it seems the horse demon is actively hunting them down
>According to a book they found in the attic written by someone named 'Twilight', the creature has to return to the mirror before sunrise
>They split up to make themselves more difficult targets as they all devise unique strategies to avoid ponification

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>Anon is a powerful warlock
>He specializes in mixing together different types of strange and unusual magic to craft unique spells
>He needs friendship magic to perfect his daterape spell, so he decides to just harvest the nearest version of Equestria for all they have so that he won't need to gather any more
>Unfortunately for him, Twilight and friends have a decent amount of experience dealing with villains trying to steal all of their magic and he's defeated rather quickly
>Celestia says that such a powerful human is too dangerous to allow to roam free, and prepares to throw him into a pocket dimension for the rest of eternity, but Twilight saves him by turning him into a pony
>Now he's her latest friendship student or whatever
>He plays along with her 'lessons' while trying to secretly gather exotic magics so that he can get his hands back and get revenge
>Twilight sees through his paper-thin ruse, but she believes that she can change him through the magic of friendship

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>Twilight believes that all Anons must become fillies
>Even if they haven't ended up in Equestria yet
>After discovering you in your home dimension, she sends an elite team of six Anonfillies, two unicorns, two pegasi, and two earth ponies, along with one fillification ray that they have to share in order to turn you into a filly and bring you back to Equestria
>Since you aren't really expecting filly team six to jump out of your hamper and zap you with a horse gun, they easily take you by surprise and make you a filly
>After you manage to evade them and run away, they are determined to track you down and bring you in
>No matter how many innocent bystanders have to be filly'd to achieve that goal

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>You're reading a book like some kind of faggot when elegant, glowing text appears on the page
>The writer claims to be Twilight Sparkle, from your favorite horse cartoon for little girls
>After a pleasant conversation about yourself, she offers you a chance to visit Equestria and meet her and her friends, and you accept
>You're immediately engulfed in a bright light as you're whisked away from home
>And then you start drowning
>You're underwater, and it's very dark and very cold
>Right as you're about to lose consciousness, you're once again engulfed in magic light and your body begins to change
>Thankfully starting with your lungs, as you stop drowning
>When it's over, you discover that you're now a seapony
>With your large seapony eyes, you're now about to see through the darkness and find that you're surrounded by other seaponies
>Including Twilight and her friends
>It turns out that there was a bit of a misunderstanding between the two of you
>She didn't now that you were a land dweller
>In this version of Equestria, the entire world is one big ocean, save a few small islands on the surface, and all intelligent life is aquatic
>She had assumed the same was true of your world as well; the way you had described it was very reminiscent of her time at Canterlot High, and the people there were all mermaids
>After telling you all of this, she gives you a bit of bad news
>The spell she used to make you into a seapony is essentially irreversible
>She had to act fast to keep you alive, meaning that she didn't have enough time to study your physiology and make a spell to turn you human again
>Which means that the short visit you had been expecting was now permanent
>Not only do you have to deal with a new body and a new environment, but you also have to live with the knowledge that, as far your friends and family know, you've simply vanished without a trace, without a chance to say goodbye
>Maybe this is what happened to Jimmy Hoffa?

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>Anon lives on Earth, like most people do
>On this version of Earth, some people can opt to become ponies
>The resources needed to become a pony are limited, however, so transformation is determined by a lottery
>A lottery that Anon happens to win
>Despite not entering
>He goes to the lottery office to clear up the confusion, but is surprised to find the girl he likes there
>She's surprised to see him too; she had no idea he wanted to be a pony!
>This is her fifth year entering, but she finally won!
>Anon bullshits to look good for her and pretends that he totally wants to be a pony
>He realizes that was probably a mistake when he's enrolled in a pre-transformation bootcamp with her and the other winners so that they can all be mentally and physically prepared for their new lives as ponies
>That's okay
>It'll give him plenty of time to win her over
>Besides, there's no fuckin' way she actually wants to be a horse
>It's just a phase, or whatever
>They'll just go through the motions for a couple of days, maybe a week, then they'll back out and he can put his human weiner in her human vagina
>Just like God intended

>You're Femanon
>After years of putting your name in the running, it's finally happening
>You're finally going to become a pony
>But the process is going to take about a month or so, and in the meantime there's something that you need to do
>You made your way to the lottery office, and managed to get a meeting with the administrator
>You knock on the door and wait, taking the time to read the name on the frosted glass window
>Princess Twilight Sparkle
>Cute name
>She invites you in, and you open the door and-
>OH MY CELESTIA SHE'S WEARING A TIE
>hnnnnng
>You can't fucking wait to be a pony
>The purple pegacorn offers you a seat, and you take it
>"Alright Miss Femanon, I hear you have a special request regarding your ponification? I would like to remind you that we don't have any control over what gender you end up as."
>You shake your head
"No, it's not that. You see, I've got this friend..."
>Her smile widens
>"They want to become a pony too, right?"
>You stare back at her as your mind goes over every time you've seen Anon interact with ponies
>Calling a group of them waiting to buy tickets to a Songbird Serenade concert a 'gaggle of faggots'
>Telling someone who just said that they wanted to be a pony that they were mentally ill
>Sticking an ice cream cone on a pegasus's forehead and calling them a princess
>Calling his little brother a retarded piece of shit for becoming a pony, and then not talking to him ever since
"...Yeah, he definitely wants to be a pony."
>She beams happily
>"Great! The process goes by much more smoothly if you can go through it with a friend! I'll pull a few strings; he can expect a letter in the mail tomorrow."
>She begins filling out paperwork and explaining the details of the process, but you don't bother listening
>You've studied this for years
>You're just planning how you're going to get Anon through the process
>You'll probably just flash him your tits if he tries to back out
>That usually works

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>You're Anon
>It's drizzling freezing rain and you need to get home, so you decide to take a shortcut through an alley
>A green blur out of the corner of your eye gives you pause, and you peek into a soggy cardboard box next to a dumpster
>Holy shit, it's a stray little pony
>A green-furred, black-maned filly with a question mark on her flanks
>Ponies are fucking expensive
>Your niece's birthday is coming up
>She would literally shit herself if you got her a pony
"Hey...are you alright?"
>She's facing the back wall of her box and doesn't respond to you
>You reach in and gently push her shoulder
"Hey, are you-"
>"Fuck off."
>You jump
>Wow, you didn't even know that ponies could swear
"What's your problem? I'm just trying to help."
>That's probably not going to help much
>She turns to face you, and you can see that she's on the verge of tears
>"What's my problem!? Look at me! I'm a fucking filly! I'm supposed to be a human man! I've got no dick, I've got no hands, I'm cold, I'm wet, I've got nothing to eat except garbage! Fuck you and your help!"
>Okay
>Not only is this unfortunate filly a potty mouth, but she also seems to be a little crazy
>She stares at you in angry silence for a few seconds as you try to decide what to say next
"...If you come with me, you can be dry and warm. I've got some stuff other than garbage to eat, too. I know it doesn't exactly solve all your problems, but it's an improvement right?"
>The edge is worn away from her glare almost immediately
>She still wants to be mad
>But not as much as she wants to get out of the rain
>"...yeah, okay..."
>She stands up and limps her way out of the box
>You're going to have to take her to the vet
>You reach down and scoop her up, causing her to squeal in surprise
>You preempt her complaints before she can voice them
"I'm not letting you walk home on that bum leg"
>She calls you a faggot under her breath as you hug her close to your body

>She reeks of the dumpster water that she's been soaking in, so you're going to have to give her a bath whether she likes it or not
"What's your name?"
>She doesn't respond at first, but after a few seconds of quiet she finally gives you an answer
>"...Anonymous..."
>You blink
"Uh, that's my name..."
>She glances up in surprise, before shrugging and looking away
>"Small world..."
>You shake your head before heading towards home
>Your niece's birthday is in three months
>You have until then to make sure that this filly is clean, happy, and healthy
>Preferably with a new name; you'd rather not give her a pet that happens to have the same name as you
>That's kind of creepy
>Almost as creepy as her claiming to be a man; those mental health issues are going to have to be sorted out as well
>The maintenance costs for Anonfilly here were going to be pretty steep, but were nothing compared to the cost of buying a new pony

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>Anon lives in Equestria, is friends with the Mane 6 as per usual
>Unfortunately for him, this is Movie Equestria
>Tempest attacks Equestria on behalf of Storm King
>Twilight and Friends flee, and Anon gets stoned with everyone else
>The Storm King tells Tempest that he's going to be there in a few days, and that she'd better have all four Princesses ready to go for his evil plan
>She sends out several teams of minions to go hunt down Twiggles and pals while she readies her backup plan
>She has Anonymous brought to her, as well as Sunburst, Glimmer, Trixie, and some of the unicorns that Twilight went to school with
>She knows that humans have unusual magical properties; properties that make them particularly susceptible to transformative magic
>If she can't get her hooves on the original Princess Twilight Sparkle, she'll just make one of her own

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>Equestria is an island on Earth
>Immigration to and from Equestria is strictly controlled
>The magic of Equestria is dangerous to humans, and the lack of magic on the rest of Earth is dangerous to ponies
>If a human wants to visit Equestria, then they have to allow themselves to be transformed into a pony for the duration of their visit, and vice versa
>Anon has to take a business trip to Equestria, so as soon as he gets off the boat he's transformed
>He ends up as a mare
>He isn't happy
>His day gets worse when his luggage is stolen, meaning that all the paperwork he needs for his job is gone
>But while he's still fuming about that, he's grabbed and dragged into an alley
>They take his passport and documentation from his saddlebags and tell him that if he ever wants them back, he has to work for them
>Without any proof of his identity, getting back home will be virtually impossible
>He begrudgingly agrees to their terms
>He isn't having a good day

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>Spike grows into a handsome young dragon, finally catching Rarity's eye
>They start a relationship together and take it to the next level
>Rarity invites the rest of the mane 6, her family, and you over to her place for a special announcement
>She's pregnant!
>Everyone congratulates her, and you pat Spike on the back for finally getting one or more of his dicks inside of her
>A few days later though, Rarity and Spike are freaking out
>Rarity is starting to grow scales around her eyes and above her hooves
>Twilight takes a look, and reaches a conclusion
>Rarity is turning into a dragon
>It turns out that dragon's can't actually impregnate ponies, so his semen is actually causing her to change into something that can carry his child
>The transformation is reversible at it's current stage, but if the pregnancy is allowed to complete then it will be too late
>Rarity is on the verge of tears
>"What do we do? No offense Spikey, but I don't want to be a dragon! I still want to have this child, I just want to stay a pony as well!"
>Twilight thinks for a moment
>"Well, there is a way... If we could find a surrogate to transfer the baby into, they could carry it to term. Of course, they would be transformed into a dragon in your place..."
>The room goes quiet
>Out of curiosity, you look up from your book to find that everybody is staring at you
>Rarity smiles nervously
>You hastily return to your book as they inch closer to you, and Twilight speaks again
>"The surrogate doesn't even necessarily have to be female; they would be transformed into one during the process."
>You stare intensely at the page in front of you
>Twilight continues
>"The transformation wouldn't be painful, in fact, it would be quite a pleasant experience. And I'd imagine you two would be very grateful to whoever helped you out in this tough situation..."
>Rarity hastily replies
>"O-oh yes! We would be eternally grateful to whatever kind soul helped us in our time of need!"

>You're practically staring a hole through your book as the room goes quiet again
>Spike's large claw gently rests on your shoulder
>"Hey, Anon, you wouldn't happen to-"
>You throw it off as you jump up to your feet
>Stammering out some excuse about needing to stretch your legs, you rush out of the castle
>As soon as the door closes behind you, Twilight turns to Rarity and Spike with a serious look on her face
>"Anon is the best candidate. Transferring a pregnancy into a surrogate pony is already very dangerous, but a non-equine pregnancy would almost certainly kill the surrogate and the baby. Humans are very malleable, however. It's much safer if Anon does it."
>Spike pinches his temples and sighs
>"Oh man, this is so weird... How am I going to look him in the eye after this? How do you ask someone for something so big? You said the transformation was irreversible, right?"
>Twilight wraps a foreleg around him reassuringly
>"Don't worry, I'll talk to Anon. You guys just hang in there, alright?"
>Twilight gathers up a few things in her saddlebags before heading out the door to pursue you
>Rarity sits down and covers her face
>"I feel so selfish asking someone to do this for me, but I really like being a pony."
>Spike wraps her in a loving embrace, and they simply sit in silence together for a moment
>Rarity speaks up again
>"I promise you that we will have this child, with or without Anon's help."
>Spike smiles
>"I didn't doubt that you would, even for a second."
>They kiss, as one idea echoes through her mind
>She really, really, REALLY hopes that they can convince you to be their surrogate

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>Anon becomes a filly
>He's a total asshole and rubs everyone the wrong way
>Over the years he grows up into rebellious teen and becomes even more abrasive and disagreeable
>However, when he grows up into a mare, she mellows out quite a lot
>Soon enough she regrets nearly every cringe-worthy faux-edgy word that came out of her mouth
>Patching up the bridges she had burned in her youth proves to be quite difficult, and eventually she just gives up and moves elsewhere
>One day, after walking home from her crappy dead-end job, a harsh bolt of light hurls itself through the window of the local school of magic and strikes her, engulfing her in a blinding light
>When her vision returns, it takes a few moments to recognise where she was
>She was standing in her old, larger house from when she used to be a human
>A groan catches her attention, and she finds it to be coming from a pile of clothes on the floor
>It looks like the old suit she used to wear all the time
>A fluffy black mane emerges from the neckhole of the shirt as a dazed filly looks out
>She brings her hoof up to her face, and freezes when she sees that it is indeed a hoof
>In a panic she feverishly looks over her newly-minted body and squeals when she peeks between her legs to discover that her favorite piece of equipment has gone away
>Her head whips around in shock, until her eyes land on Anonmare
>"H-hey! Who the fuck are you!? Did you do this to me!? What the fucking shit is going on!?"
>As filly angrily and swearily demands answers, Anonmare's eyes narrow
>Fuck finding a way back home
>The future she knew sucked, because of the mistakes she made as a child
>But this filly isn't going to get to make those mistakes
>No, because this filly is going to learn some fucking manners

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>You're exploring an ancient, decrepit crypt for some reason when a skeletal unicorn pops out
>"Hi!"
"OH JESUS CUNTING FUCK CHRIST, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU!?"
>After calming down for a moment, you find that the skele-pone is actually pretty nice
>She was a necromancer in life, and used to vast knowledge and skill to allow her to persist after death
>But only if she stays in this crypt; if she ever tried to leave, then she would immediately die
>You both have a nice conversation, and then you leave while promising to visit her again soon
>And you do
>You visit her quite often, and notice that she's getting more sad and anxious each time you leave her again
"Skele-pone, are you sure there isn't any way for you to leave this place?"
>She goes quiet for a moment
>"Well...There is one way...But I'll need your help. Will you help me?"
>You smile
"Absolutely! ...wait, what do you mean by-"
>Her horn explodes with a brilliant light, and your body is engulfed with her magic
>When your vision returns, you find yourself starting at a skeleton
>A real, human skeleton
>You stagger backwards away from the spooky as it collapses into a pile on the ground
"GAH! What the fuck!?"
>That's not your voice, that's a girl's voice
>It actually sounds kind of like skele-pone's voice
>You look down at your body, and find a cute little mare
>While you're panicking, your hoof is raised in front of your face
>You didn't do that
>"It looks like the spell was a success!"
>The words came from your mouth, but you didn't speak them
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?"
>The other person in your body explains that she's the skele-pone that you've befriended
>The only way for her to leave the crypt is to be alive again, and the only way for her to be alive is for her to have living organs
>Living organs like what you had
>She essentially sheared all the flesh, all the skin, muscles, organs, etc from your skeleton, transformed them into pony versions, and wrapped them around herself

>Now you and her are sharing a body
>You're a unique mixture of pissed and terrified
>You make it clear that you are NOT okay with this
>"Well, sorry Anon, but this isn't really reversible. This is permanent."
>Oh fuck
>You start hurling insults and accusations, but she cuts you off
>"I'm sorry okay! I've been stuck here for over a thousand years, alright? I'm sorry if I was a little too eager to finally get out!"
>You're still pissed
>But you kind of understand
>You aren't ready to forgive her just yet, though
>You both make your way to the exit, and you can feel her excitement to finally see the outside world again
>However, you know what you want to do
>If anyone can get you out of this horrifying situation, it's Twilight
>But the person who has essentially kidnapped you is now part of you, and she can stop you from talking whenever she wants
>Meaning that if you want Twilight's help, you're going to have to find a way to communicate with her indirectly

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>Lyra, Bon Bon, and Anon are in a three-way relationship
>Lyra wants to try something freaky: species swapping
>She becomes a human woman, he becomes a stallion, and they fuck
>She casts the spell, and when the smoke clears they quickly realize that something has gone awry
>She's still a mare, but Anon is now a little filly
>Bon Bon comes home to find them both freaking out, and Lyra is feverishly pouring over the relevant spell books to figure out how to fix it
>Anon goes to bed early, because he's all tuckered out
>Lyra is torn apart, she feels terrible
>She can't find any answers in the books; what if Anon is stuck like this?
>Bon Bon has been mostly quiet, but she speaks up
>"...Would it really be so bad if he was? Yeah, it sucks that he didn't really get a choice in the matter, but he can have a perfectly normal, happy life as a filly."
>Lyra questions how; his whole life has been turned upside down!
>He's been turned into a different age, gender, and species, all at once
>How is he ever going to adjust?
>Bon Bon shrugs slightly and looks away
>"Well, you know...we were talking about adopting..."

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>You live in the Crystal Empire, and are close friends with Cadance and Shining Armor
>There's a knock at the door, and you find them both standing there, smiling
>Along with their daughter, Flurry Heart, who reaches out to you and coos happily
>Oh no
>You fake a smile anyway
"Oh, hey guys. What's up?"
>Please don't need a babysitter
>Please don't need a babysitter
>Please don't need a babysitter
>"I hope it isn't too much trouble, but we're going out on a date, and we need a babysitter."
>Shit
"Uh, c-couldn't you get Sunburst to do it? That's basically his job anyway, right?"
>Cadance shakes her head
>"Not this time, he went to Ponyville to visit his friend Glimmer. Besides, Flurry just loves her Uncle Anon!"
>She passes Flurry into your arms, who snuggles up to you and hums happily
>Yeah, 'uncle'
>More like 'big sister'
"Look, I'm sorry, I don't think I can-"
>"Please Anon? Me and Shiny haven't been able to get out of the castle for weeks."
>You sigh wearily
"Y-yeah, okay. You two have fun."
>She thanks you profusely and hands off everything she thinks you'll need, before heading off to paint the town red with her husband
>You slowly push the door closed behind them
>As soon as it clicks shut, you're enveloped in a bright light as you shrink down towards the floor
>When it's over, you glance down at your familiar filly form and sigh once again in resignation
>Flurry flutters down next to you, before wrapping you in a hug with her ginormous fucking wings and babbling happily as she nuzzles you
"Let's just get this over with. You pick the games this time, I'm not really in a playful mood today."

>After playing an extremely one-sided game of 'the floor is lava', Flurry's stomach groans with hunger
"I get that you're a baby or whatever, but you're gonna have to make your own bottle. You've got telekinesis, and all I've got is a pair of dirty-"
>You're blasted with magic yet again, and find yourself a fully-grown mare
>An unexpected weight between your thighs causes you to look under your body, where you find an aching, swollen pair of...
>Your eyes snap forward as you begin to shake, and sweat begins to trickle down your brow
>Flurry's eyes glimmer as she opens up her mouth expectantly
>You stagger backwards away from the little demon
"L-look, I'm sorry, okay? I'll make you a fucking bottle, alright? I'll go get the formula and-"
>Her magic grips you tightly, dragging you towards her as you make a pathetic whimper
>You really, really hate babysitting

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>Anon appears in Equestria
>Spike finds a kindred spirit in him
>If anything, Anon is even more out of place than he is
>They become fast friends, and Spike doesn't feel so alone anymore
>When Anon calls him bro, his eyes get a little misty
>And then Anon becomes a pony
>Some kind of magical mishap or something
>It takes some time for him to get used to his new body, but as he does, he's quickly integrated into pony society
>With all his new pony friends splitting his time, he doesn't have much left for Spike anymore

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>Anon commits suicide
>Ends up in Equestria as a filly
>He doesn't adjust well, doesn't make any friends
>He's just as lonely as he was on Earth
>He kills himself again
>And once again, he wakes up in Equestria as a filly, on the same day that he arrived the first time
>Except that everything is a little bit different
>He's now a Pegasus, and certain characters are in slightly different situations
>A few even have different cutie marks
>While Anon collapses to the ground and laments his inability to escape his endless suffering, Twilight is crunching numbers
>Something's wrong
>It feels like all the pieces are there, but they're in the wrong place
>Whenever she goes to the map to try and use it for her studies, it keeps pointing her towards the strange new filly who arrived in town today
>That seems like as good a place as any to start
>She'll ask her a few questions, run a few tests, and then she'll write up a report for Princess Starlight Glimmer

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>You're walking through town right as the CMC are doing shenanigans involving a ladder
>Applebloom falls off right as you happen to be walking by, and you catch her
"Don't worry, I've got you App-"
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>She's so fucking soft
>Her fur is incredibly smooth, silky, and fluffy
>Like some kind of unholy combination of a kitten and a baby duck
>"Uh, t-thanks for saving me Mr. Anon, but could you please put me down now?"
>Oh
>You've just been holding onto her, and stroking her this entire time
>That's pretty creepy
>Better put her down before someone thinks you're a pedo
>You try to set her down, but you accidently miss the ground and stuff her down into your shirt
>Oops
>Well, in for a penny, in for a pound
>You grab Swibble and stick her in as well
>They both cry out for help as Scootaloo tries to run for help
>You grab her and stuff her down the front of your pants
>It's not sexual, you just want to feel her fluff on your dick
>You then proceed to run around the town square, grabbing fillies and colts alike and stuffing them into your clothes while laughing maniacally
>You're literally high on children
>A few hours in the town jail waiting for Twilight to bail you out gives you plenty of time to sober up
>As you walk back to the castle behind her, you can't help but notice that something seems different
>Your clothes are loose, and it's not just from being stretched out numerous struggling foals
>On the whole you're smaller, and you seem to have lost a bit of muscle mass
>...Is your dick smaller too?
>You ask Twilight what's going on
>"I warned you when you first came here. If you spend too much time in physical contact with a pony, it's going to start changing you into one. Because of all the skin-to-fur contact you had today, you had started changing into a filly."
>Your eyes light up
"You mean I could be covered in fluff all day and NOT go to jail for it!?"
>She cocks an eyebrow
>"Am I going to have to lock you in a closet again?"

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>You're Anon, and you smoke
>That's a problem; not only is it unhealthy, but tobacco products are hard to come by and very expensive in Equestria
>Twilight suggests that you get hypnotized to not want to smoke anymore
>You're game
>You always believed that hypnotism was a load of horseshit back on Earth, but this is a world of magic, so it probably actually works here
>Twilight knows of a local hypnotist, and offers to take you to her
>When you arrive, Twilight asks you to wait outside while she explains your situation
>You don't know why you can't do it yourself, but whatever
>After a few minutes, you're waved in and you finally meet the mare who's going to put you under
>She has you count to ten, breathe deeply, and then her horn lights up
>And then it's over
>At first you think that it was instantaneous, but a glance at the clock reveals that it's been over two hours
>You try to recall what happened, but everything is a blur
>The only thing you can vaguely recall with any sort of certainty that it actually happened is that you cuddled on the couch with Twilight and the Hypnotist, and you ate a flower
>For some reason
>Whatever, you don't feel like you need to smoke anymore
>The Hypnotist schedules a follow-up appointment anyway; she says that the hypnosis will need to be reinforced over multiple sessions to eliminate the possibility of a relapse
>That's fine by you, as long as you get results
>As you walk back home with Twiggles, you can't help but appreciate the way she moves
>You admire the other ponies out and about as well
>They're all so cute
>When you first arrived, Twilight had insisted that you would be better off allowing her to transform you into a pony
>In hindsight, your passionate and spirited refusal seems kind of silly
>There's probably nothing wrong with being a pony
>Not that you want to be one, of course
>But if you got Magical Mishap'd, maybe it wouldn't be so bad
>You suddenly feel weirdly anxious about your next hypnotherapy session tomorrow

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>Twilight and friends go to visit a small Seapony village
>They take Anon with them for reasons
>Twilight casts a spell to turn them all into their aquatic forms
>Anon expects to turn into a merman or something
>Fucking nope, he's a Seapony too
>A Seapony stallion, to be specific
>Normally he'd be thrilled that he got to keep his dick since he usually ends up as a mare when these things happen, but not this time
>He knows how seaponies mate
>Any mare who thinks she's going to swim all up on him and do that weird shit has another thing coming
>He knows Kung Fu
>Any bitches who breech his safe space are getting fucking bapped
>Meanwhile, the mares who live there are amused by the visitors
>Especially the cute colt they brought with them who keeps shouting to stay away from his 'boypussy' and flailing his forelegs at anyone who swims near him
>Including the friends he came with
>It's quirky and endearing
>It almost makes them want to kiss him on the nose, before forcing him into a crevice in a reef where he can't get away, harvesting his sperm until his balls are dry, and pumping him so full of eggs that he can't swim
>But doing that would be rude without at least taking him to dinner first
>One young mare decides to try her luck with the cutie pie
>She asks her friends to wait in the alley near the hotel that they're staying at while she makes a quick detour to stop at home and ask her mom if a finfull of oysters shoved into a screaming mouth technically constitutes 'dinner'

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>Anon is a degenerate shipfag
>Worse than his habit of contriving imaginary relationships for the ponies that he now lives amongst, he also ships the show's colts and fillies
>But he's totally not a pedophile or anything
>When Twilight accidentally turns him into a filly, he's ecstatic
>Now he can go undercover and make his ships a reality!
>First things first, he needs to get Scootaloo and Rumble together, then he can start working on Applebloom and Sweetie Belle
>Seriously though, he isn't a pedo
>You can trust him
>As soon as he gets to work, he runs into a problem
>Scoots doesn't really seem interested in Rumble at all, and Rumble would rather spend time with Anon than Scoots
>Like, he really seems to want to hang out with Anon for some reason
>He waits outside the castle to walk him to school, spends lunchtime hovering around and trying to talk to him, he keeps staring at him and passing him notes in class, and Anon has caught him peeking into his windows from time to time
>All this time spent stalking him is getting in the way of his burgeoning romance with Scootaloo!
>But maybe he can use this to his advantage
>He can use all this time alone with Rumble to talk up Scoots
>It's a fool-proof plan, one that can't possibly backfire in any way!

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>You are playing a claw machine
>You go for a poop emoji plush and miss, but the claw doesn't come up empty
>A plush pony is clinging to it
>You're a bit suspicious
>Not only is it completely unlike anything else in the machine, but it's also pretty dirty
>Whatever, it's cute and proof that you beat one of those shitty con machines
>As soon as you get it home, it springs to life and latches on to you, causing a blinding flash of light
>When your vision returns, you're laying on the floor and staring up at your body moving on its own
>You reach out, and a plush hoof extends into your field of view
>The body snatcher explains that they were a normal person until they came across the same pony plush that you did, and it stole their body as well
>They leave to try to piece their life back together as best they can, leaving you trapped in your house
>When your friend invites himself inside to check on you after you miss work without calling anyone, you make a hard choice
>It's either him or you
>You grab him and try to initiate the body swap, but it doesn't work
>He explains that it won't work on anyone who has already swapped bodies
>He explains that he used to be a she, until she picked up a pony plush for her daughter at a yard sale and got swapped
>He picks you up and carries you out to his car, explaining that the trail of misery is going to end with you
>He's going to take you home, wash you, repair your damaged stitches, and take care of you
>You're going to learn to love your new life as a pony plush, or he's going to shove you in a lockbox and bury you in his backyard where you can't hurt anyone

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>Anon is in the Crystal Empire when Flurry Heart blows the Crystal Heart up
>One of the shards embeds itself in Anon's chest
>Not like in a bloody, gory way, rather it simply absorbs into his body
>The Crystal Heart is able to be repaired anyway, but Twilight and Cadance have some bad news for Anon
>The shard is turning him into a Crystal Pony
>And no, it can't be removed
>They also tell him that his emotional state is now tied directly to the Crystal Heart
>Meaning that if he doesn't find a special somepony, then the entire empire is fucked

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>Be Anon
>You're awoken in the middle of the night by strange voices
>A purple cartoon winged unicorn asks you something, but you don't quite catch it because you're half-asleep
>Fuckin weird-ass dreams
"Yeah, sure, whatever."
>And then you go back to sleep
>You wake up in a hospital room
>Your hands have been replaced with hooves
>Looking further down reveals that the rest of your body is equally equine
>And female
>This doesn't feel like a dream
>You hear hoofsteps coming down the hall, and you load up some accusations and insults
>The door swings open, and an older mare is standing in the doorway
>She looks so happy that she's about to cry
>You completely forget what you were about to say
"Uh...H-hello?"
>She tackle-hugs you so hard that you nearly fall out of bed
>"Oh my Celestia, you're awake! I never gave up hope, for all these years I knew you would wake up!"
>What the fuck
>Years?
>What is going on?
>You reluctantly return the hug
>You can barely lift your forelegs, probably because they've atrophied from years of not being used
"Uh...thanks...M-mom?"
>She backs off and looks worriedly at you
>"Yes...I'm your mother...do you not remember me?"
>A masculine voice speaks out, startling you
>"After being in a vegetative state for so long, she's unfortunately going to suffer near-total memory loss. You are unable to remember anything, yes?"
>The stallion, who you assume to be your doctor, looks to you expectantly
>Does he know?
>Is he responsible for this?
>You want to demand answers from him right now, but you don't want to upset whoever's mom this is
>...also, he's kind of intimidating, so you play along
"Y-yeah, I don't remember anything..."
>She smiles sadly
>"That's okay sweetie, what matters is that you're awake now. We'll help you remember everything."
>The doctor speaks up again
>"We'll start physical therapy tomorrow, as well as counseling. Soon, she'll be the vibrant young mare you remember."
>You don't know if he meant that to sound sinister, but it did

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>Anon becomes filly through a Magical Mishap
>Twilight feels guilty, so she lets him stay with her
>They go on a trip to Canterlot and stay with Twilight's parents
>Her and her mom are catching up, and the subject turns to Anon
>Twilight Velvet has some pretty strong opinions on the matter
>"Anon is quite the wild little thing, isn't she? So crass, and rude, and disrespectful. I know she used to be an adult, but she's a child now. I think you should take responsibility for your mistake and be the mother that she so desperately needs."
>Twilight refuses
>Anon is still the same person he was before, and trying to force him to be anyone else would be wrong
>The next day Twilight heads to the Castle, leaving Anon alone with Velvet
>"Anon dear, would you like to come with me into town? I've got a full day planned, and I would hate to leave you here alone."
>Anon shrugs
"Sounds good to me, I guess."
>Twilight Velvet smiles as Anon grabs her saddlebags
>A day out on the town, at the spa, at the Canterlot Carousel...
>She's going to make her granddaughter feel like a princess
>She'll see just how much Twilight's hypothesis about Anon being the same person now that she's a little filly holds up

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>Be Anon
>You have soul pain
>tfw no pony gf
>You decide to do something about that
>No, you don't hit the town and talk to some cute mares
>Instead, you ask Cadance if she can force a mare to fall in love with you instead
>She agrees to help, and uses a magic mirror to show you your soulmate
>...that's a stallion
>Cadance is sheepish as you angrily insist that you aren't gay
>She tries to tell you that she doesn't control what the mirror shows, but you don't listen
>Mostly because you're too busy noticing that your entire body is burning up
>The mirror is glowing bright as you lose consciousness
>When you wake up, Cadance is smiling sympathetically
>A cursory glance across your body reveals that you're now a mare
>Fuck
>Cadance also tells you that the stallion that the mirror showed you is here
>It apparently sent him an invite under her name
>Double fuck
>You're not happy, Bob
>Not
>Happy
>As you fume, she tells you that that Twilight is looking into your situation
>In the meantime, she has a request for you:
>To please just give him a chance
>At the very least, just talk to him
>If the mirror went to lengths this great, maybe you really are soulmates?

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>One of Twilight's friends is dying, and she can't accept that
>After exhausting all of her options to save her, she does something rather unsavory
>She transforms Anon into her dying friend, and copies her memories into his mind
>She insists that it's only temporary; she'll only leave him like this long enough to save her friend
>But when he asks what she's going to do if she doesn't survive, she goes quiet
>Now that his mind contains a full life's worth of experiences from two different people, Anon isn't quite sure who he is anymore

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>Twilight knows that her and her friends are at an increased risk of Magical Mishaps, so she keeps a cache of potions hidden away in her castle that essentially act as backups
>If they get transformed or have their memories altered/erased, they can just drink a potion and be back to normal
>You are Anon, and you happen to stumble across those potions and decide to drink up the lavender one with Twilight's cutie mark on the bottle
>After the smoke clears, you are now Twilight in both mind and body
>You sigh in annoyance
>You know that you aren't ~actually~ Twilight
>You're just an idiot who always messes around with your...
>...with Twilight's stuff and it always gets you into trouble, no matter how many times you-
>Darn it, no matter how many times Twilight tells you to stop!
>With your many years of experience with magic and science, whipping up a potion to return you to your human self is trivial
>You drink it, and soon enough you are indeed Anon once again
>Your body and mind are both fully intact
>As is your sense of mischief
>Being able to become the Princess of Friendship whenever you wanted seemed like it could be useful
>You stuff a few extra Twilight potions into your pockets and head home while trying to figure out how exactly you're going to use these things to fuck with people

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>Anon and Pinkie stumble across the mirror pool
>Remembering what happened last time, Pinkie gives it a wide berth
>Anon is totally down for that shit
>If it'll get on Twilight's nerves for a few hours, he's willing to dupe himself a few dozen times
>In spite of Pinkie's insistence, Anon throws himself in
>She runs to the edge to look in, but all she sees is her reflection
>A reflection that then climbs out
>Somehow Anon was imprinted on a clone of Pinkie instead of being duplicated
>They run to Twilight for help
>"Oh, did I miss one?"
>Twilight immediately starts trying to kill him
>They try to explain what happened, causing her to pause
>"That's not how the mirror pool works."
>She resumes trying to kill him
>They escape, and Pinkie has a brilliant idea
>Twintails
>Hat
>Cutiemark-obscuring skirt
>As if by magic, Anon has become Cutie Pie, Pinkie's unknown twin sister
"Well, if I have to be stuck as a pony for the rest of my life, there's no pony I'd rather be than your sister."
>Pinkie beams happily
>"Aww, thanks Non-oops, I mean, Cutie!"
>They hug, and then they head into town
>And, in Anon's mind, certain death
>There's no way anyone is going to buy this stupid story
>...
>Everyone buys their stupid story
>EVEN TWILIGHT
>Although she is suspicious
>While she tries to out 'Cutie Pie' as a clone, she simultaneously starts researching the mirror pool
>Anon seems to have gone missing, and the last pony he was seen with was Pinkie
>Maybe they weren't lying after all
>...and maybe she should have done this before she started firing lasers at them...

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>Be Anon
>You haven't seen Twilight in days, so you swing by the castle
>Spike tells you that she isn't seeing anyone today
>It'll be a cold day in hell before you obey Spike
>Gently pushing him aside with the side of your foot like a cat, you push through the door behind him
>She turns away from the books she's studying towards you
>...gee, Twilight's looking a little...
>...insect-y...
>Her eyes are an intense green, there are patches of chitin up her legs, and her mouth is filled with sharp fangs
>She sighs
>"Hello, Anon."
>Her voice sounds harsh and multilayered
"What the fuck? Are you okay?"
>She nods
>"More or less. When we were captured by Chrysalis, she laid eggs in each of us. I was so preoccupied with making sure I got them out of everyone else, I guess I forgot to take care of myself. And now it's hatched..."
>You can see the fear and worry on her partially transformed face
"W-wow, that sucks. Is there anyway that I can help?"
>She's quiet for a moment
>"...I don't suppose you would like to be a changeling?"
"What?"
>You can see a glimmer of hope in her eyes
>"Y-yeah, if I transfer the larva from me into you, then you'll become a changeling instead. You'd get all of their abilities, and if you ever missed your hands, you could just change back into your human form. Since I sort of created you, I would be your Queen, but I'm already basically your boss anyway..."
>She's trying her best to hide her excitement at possibly not being turned into a bug
>You don't really want to lose your humanity
>But on the other hand, she does have a good point
>You could just turn back into a human if you wanted
>And having changeling powers sounds really cool
>...fuck, you hope it isn't painful
>You smile nervously
"O-okay, let's do it."

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>Anon was Sunset's first boyfriend when she came to earth
>When she felt that his sexual performance wasn't up to snuff, she turned him into a vibrator
>After she reformed, she felt really guilty about what she did
>Rather than face the reality of her actions, she just shoves him into the back of her underwear drawer and tries to forget about him
>It doesn't really work
>When Twilight returns, Sunset confesses and pleads with her to turn him back
>Unfortunately, going back isn't really an option for Anon anymore
>He's been trapped like in that form for too long
>There's only one way to help Anon now
>Since he can never be a human again, he has to learn to accept and enjoy his role as the object that he's stuck as
>And since that object happens to be a sex toy, that means a lot of masturbation
>Twilight tells Sunset that she needs to start using Anon every day
>She has to bring herself to an orgasm, maybe even multiple ones with him
>Preferably while telling him how much she enjoys using him, and how good he makes her feel

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>Anon comes to Equestria as a villain with the intention of stealing the Princess's magic
>And Starlight's too, obviously
>Not leaving her running around to fuck everything up
>Rather than start with the jobbers, he decides to absorb Twilight's magic first
>It doesn't work out the way he planned
>He becomes a little filly, and Twilight is now an Earth pony
>Twilight is obviously very upset, and wants to punish him
>Celestia however has a different idea
>She wants Twilight to reform him, like she did for Starlight
>She doesn't expect Twilight to forgive him immediately, but she does at least expect her give him a chance to prove that he can be a good pony
>Twilight is reluctant at first, but eventually agrees
>Partly because she believes that everyone deserves a second chance (except Trixie)
>But mostly because she sees this as an opportunity to exact some sweet revenge

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>Be Anon; you've just recently been transformed into a mare
>After about a day, your crotchtits are starting to ache and look noticeably swollen
>You head to Twilight for some answers
>She tells you that you're a milkmare
>It's rare, but some mares just constantly produce milk
>The only way to alleviate the pressure is to be milked every day
>She takes you to Sweet Apple Acres and tells AJ about your situation
>They lead you to a stall in the barn, Mac slides a bucket under you, and gets to work
>Apparently his hooves are fucking magical, because he is able to swiftly and expertly milk you
>It feels really lewd, but thankfully he's enough of a gentleman to ignore your fidgeting and stifled moans
>As you're commenting on your freshly evacuated mammaries, you notice him coming at you with a numbered ear tag
>Twilight explains that since you're now a milkmare, you're basically livestock now
>Ponies need milk, you provide milk
>You freak out a little, and they do their best to calm you down
>They put the eartag away, and ask you to at least view your accommodations
>It's a pretty normal-looking room
>Three square meals are provided by the Apple Family every day, and you share a communal bath and rest area with the other milkmares, of which there are two
>It's kind of like a college dorm
>...the barn is a lot bigger on the inside than the outside...
>Whatever
>They give glowing reviews, insisting that there's no better place for a milkmare
>Free rent and food, in exchange for your milk
>...and some of your freedom
>Twilight tells you that if you decide that you don't like it at SAA, then you're free to choose another dairy farm later
>Apparently you don't really have the choice to not be a milkmare
>After reluctantly agreeing to stay, they leave you in your room to gather your thoughts, and Mac tells you to let him know when you're ready for your tag
>...at least your new bed is softer than your shitty old one...

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Time for Anon to lead a milkmare uprising and not tolerate being treated as a second class citizen. Maybe if one or more princess became milkmares that could help end the stigma.
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>Storm Canterlot Castle
>Alone, because the other milkmares are happy the way they are
>You splash Celestia in the face with a milkmare transformation potion
>No effect
>N-nani!?
>She smiles softly before turning her side towards you and lifting one of her back legs out of the way to reveal a pair of swollen teats
>She was already a milkmare
>They're larger than yours, but her overall larger size makes it easier to conceal them
>You feel strangely jealous
>As you stare at them, you're suddenly tackled by Celestia's royal guard and dragged off to the dungeon
>They fit you with a bridle, stuff a bit into your mouth, wrap your torso in a metal and faux-leather harness and saddle, and lock a set of cuffs and spreader bars to your legs
>Taking you by the reigns, they slowly lead your hobbled form out of the dungeon and into a nice, well decorated room
>Celestia wanders in, chatting with one of her retainers as you are strapped into an immobilizing frame
>They connect a set of pumps to both Celestia and yourself and switch them on
>She makes small talk with the servants, but since you're gagged, you can only wait as the fluid is drawn from your breasts
>When you've been emptied, they leave you strapped in until Celestia is done as well, which takes about a minute or so
>Once again, part of you feels a little jealous
>She thanks the servants as they remove the pumps, and she leaves without acknowledging you
>They unhook you and lead you back to your cell in the dungeon without removing your bondage gear
>As you lay on your dirty straw mat, your mind returns to Sweet Apple Acres
>You miss your soft bed
>...and Mac's wonderful hooves

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>Celestia transforms Anon into an Alicorn Princess and leaves him in charge of Equestria for a day after he insists that her job is easy and that he could do it better
>Six hours later, Canterlot is burning and there are riots in the streets
>To be fair, it isn't entirely Anon's fault
>Some of the blame lies with Celestia for handing him the reigns in the first place
>Celestia is upset
>Anon made her look like a jackass, but worse than that, ponies got hurt
>Rather than return his humanity and throw him the dungeon, she decides to give him the harshest punishment available
>Lunar banishment
>The first one in over a thousand years
>Before Anon can try to argue his way out of it, she blasts him straight to the moon
>After the first few days of wallowing in self pity and shouting curses out into the inky blackness of space, he decides to actually take a look around at the barren, airless wasteland that will be his home for the rest of eternity
>He climbs the nearest hill, and makes a shocking discovery
>A fucking village
>With houses and ponies milling about and fields of crops and everything
>He has no idea how lunar agriculture is supposed to work, but whatever
>He learns from the locals that these small communities are spread all over the moon
>While it may be rare now, before Nightmare Moon, lunar banishment was fairly common
>And since a lunar banishment comes with an eternal sentence, then everyone who was ever banished is still alive
>It's sort of like Equestria's Australia
>Except that it's in space
>A thought occurs to Anon
>He's still an Alicorn, which basically makes him a Princess by default
>With his power and regal title, it wouldn't be too difficult to unite these disparate tribes and villages into one kingdom
>His time leading Equestria was educational
>He definitely learned what NOT to do
>He can think of no better 'Fuck You' to Celestia than becoming an effective and beloved leader of an actual, literal Celestial Kingdom

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>You are Anon, and you have been cursed by an ancient artifact, turning you into a mare
>You roll your eyes in annoyance
>Magical Mishaps befall you pretty much every week; this isn't your first rodeo
>You'll just go to Twilight to have it undone, like you usually do
>But when you step outside, you find that you're on Earth once again, in what appears to be New York City
>There are dozens of humans milling about, but the odd pony mixed in shows that you're not completely alone
>A nearby human notices you and points
>"Oh my God, it's her!"
>Phones are pulled out, and you're nearly blinded by flashes as they start snapping pictures
>They excitedly tell you how much you mean to them, and how much they love you and your music while crowding around you
>You're suddenly lifted up by a very large black man in a suit who basically tells them all to fuck off as he loads you up in the back of a car
>It takes off promptly, leaving the strange people behind
>"Sorry about that Ma'am, we must have gotten separated. We'll get you home, safe and sound."
>You're terrified and confused, so you just nod
>You drive past a billboard that answers some of your many questions
>It's an image of you in a basic-bitch popstar pose, advertising some kind of live concert
>Your cutie mark seems to be music-based as well
>Apparently you're a famous singer or something
>Your bodyguard drops you off at your enormous penthouse apartment, and helpfully reminds you about your talk show interview that night
>As you try to calm your reeling thoughts, something on your desk catches your eye
>A very distinctive-looking journal with your cutie mark on the front cover
>A quick skim confirms your suspicion; it's a direct line to Twilight back in Equestria
>The Journal only goes back so far, so you can only speculate as to why you have this
>You must be some kind of reformed villainess or something to get such preferential treatment
>You grab a pen, flip to a clean page, and prepare to demand some answers

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>Lyra has always had an eccentric love of humans, despite most ponies not believing that they're real
>This has gotten in the way of a lot of friendships and relationships
>They think it's cute, until they realize that she's very serious
>And then it's kind of creepy
>One pony doesn't let it bother her, though
>Bon Bon was always accepting of her, even if she didn't necessarily believe in humans herself
>After waking up together, Lyra playfully shoves Bonnie, causing her to fall out of bed and bump her head
>And then she starts freaking out
>She shouts something about 'remembering everything' and 'they took my dick' before bursting out into the street, where she's immediately zapped by Twilight
>Twilight reveals that Bon Bon was actually a human from earth who was transformed into a pony and given the identity of 'Sweetie Drops' for safety purposes
>She worked for the agency that captured her for a while before it was dissolved and she came to Ponyville as 'Bon Bon'
>Twilight resets her memories and puts her back in bed before telling Lyra to have a nice day
>And also if she tells Bonnie about any of this, she's going to wipe her brain all the way back to magic kindergarten
>Bon Bon wakes up with a headache so strong that she's certain that it's a hangover, even if she didn't drink the night before
>Meanwhile, Lyra is practically vibrating in place due to a mixture of excitement and fear

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>Anon wants to be a pony
>Twilight visits him to make that desire a reality, but finds that he's more on the fence than absolutely certain
>Twilight offers to give him a trial run: twelve hours as a qt little mare, and then he can make his decision
>He agrees, becomes the pony, and she takes him out for a night on the town
>They have fun, even with Anon's difficulties with his lack of hands
>At the end of the evening, Twilight asks if he's going to go through with it
"Oh, no thanks. I think I'll stay human."
>"...what?"
"Yeah, I had fun tonight, but really prefer having hands. And a dick. Why is it that I couldn't stay male?"
>Twilight laughs nervously as she screams internally
>This is bad
>Really bad
>Temporary transformation is impossible; he's already now permanently a pony
>Nobody had decided to not go through with it yet, so she thought she was in the clear
>There is about two hours left on the clock before the 'temporary transformation' is supposed to end
>She has that long to somehow convince him that he actually does want to be a pony, or she's in serious trouble

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>Anon is invited to join a super secret club
>Because it's so secretive, he doesn't know anything about it
>All he knows is that it's exclusive, so if he joins he'll get to feel special
>He is brought to the large estate that serves as the organization's meeting place, where a cute little pony greets him at the gate and leads him inside
>Another cute little pony takes his coat, while another offers him a drink, and then another leads him to the people who will be vetting him
>There are dozens of happy little ponies, milling about the manor and acting as servants for the human men who make up the membership of the group
>On the way, he accidently peeks into a room labeled 'private lounge' where another pony is fellating a human
>He's pretty sure he knows what this group is about now
>He meets the leader, who is sitting back in a lazy chair and literally using a pony as a footstool
>After Anon completes his interview, the leader congratulates him on becoming the newest member of the group
>And then somebody jabs a needle in his neck, and he blacks out
>When he wakes up, he's a qt mare in a cage
>There are other cages nearby with other equally scared and confused ponies in them
>One pony is calm, however
>She explains that this is the initiation for the group
>They are going to be released onto the estate, and the humans are going to hunt them
>If they can avoid being caught for 72 hours, then they will be turned back into humans
>If they get caught, they will be taken to the basement for training as servant ponies
>The cages are opened, and the ponies are all flushed out onto the grounds, where they will have a full day to get acclimated to their surroundings before the hunt begins
>Anon decides to stick with the calm one, since she seems to have her shit together
>Little does he know that she's so calm because she wants to be a servant pony, and she's planning on getting caught on purpose

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>Equestria successfully invades and takes over Earth
>They tell the humans that they're going to be just and fair rulers, but there's a secret agenda behind the scenes
>They want to turn the people of Earth into ponies
>They don't want to just fire a friendship laser over the planet and turn everyone overnight; they plan to make it a gradual process
>They set a goal for a certain number of pony converts per year and work towards it
>They start by only ponifying people who are willing
>When their numbers fall short, they now start ponifying criminals
>They argue that since ponies are naturally more peaceful and less aggressive, it's a good way to ensure that they won't commit more crimes
>They start with only the worst offenders, but gradually start lowering the bar for what constitutes a ponifiable offense to keep their numbers up
>But they keep missing their goals regardless
>So Princess Celestia comes up with a rather insidious idea:
>A social credit system
>It collates data from social media, financial institutions, and internet browsing data to give you a score
>They even give/take points based on the scores of friends and family
>A high score means that you already embody the values of friendship and love
>A low score means that you have to take 'friendship counseling'
>If your counselor decides that you are a lost cause as a human, then you will be ponified
>Anon has managed to maintain a decent score, but after a particularly bad week his score drops low enough that he gets called into counseling
>Few people come out of counseling with their humanity intact anyway, but little does Anon know that his counselor is running behind on her quota

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