I AM IN EQUESTRIA.
I MEET RAINBOW DASH.
WE GET SHITEHAMMERED.
WE FUCK.
A LOT.
IT'S REALLY KINKY.
THE END.
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I AM VERY HIGH UP!
I AM FALLING.
OH NO!
I WILL DIE!
OH LOOK IT'S RAINBOW DASH!
OOPS I CRASHED INTO HER AND SHE DIED!
>sadfeels
I WILL JUST HAVE TO GO PAINT FLUTTERSHY AND MAKE HER ACT LIKE RAINBOW DASH BECAUSE RAINBOW DASH IS MY FETISH!
I DO SO.
WE FUCK!
A LOT!
IT'S REALLY KINKY!
THE END.