Got idea for this from recent thread about /mlp/ pantheon and the First One >Be grug >Walk forest >Carry sharp stick >Is cold >Is wet >Is early >grugette chase grug away >Say bring eat >Stupid grugette >grug say no >grug say grugette go, bring fruits >grugette say no snu snu >Stupid grugette >Wants too much >Whines too much >Smells >But grug smells worse! >Smile >grug go to clearing, see— >grug see four hooves! >Four hooves eat grass >Four hooves— >grug never seen such four hooves! >grug should hunt, but four hooves is— >Four hooves is so nice! >Strong, nice back, nice butt >Tail >Grug crouch, grug needs to get closer >Tail swish-swish >Oh… Oh! >Grug never seen something so nice! >Grug MUST get closer. >Grug crawls closer, but Grug smells worse than grugette. >Four hooves raises head. She smells Grug! >Four hooves bolts. >Grug drops the sharp stick. >No four hooves, wait! Grug didn’t want to hurt you! >Grug runs after her. But Four hooves is faster. >She runs away. >But Grug doesn’t give up. Grug jogs. Grug wants to see the tail go swish. >Oh, Four hooves! There she is! >No! Four hooves bolts again. > Grug jogs, then walks, then jogs again. It’s alright. >Four Hooves is faster than Grug. >But Grug can jog longer. >Both Grug and Four Hooves have one mouth. But she needs to feed four legs with one mouth, Grug only needs to feed two. >Two is fewer than four. >Hmm, Grug never ever thought about that before… >Huge light in the sky goes up. Grug walks. >Huge light hangs in the center of the sky. Grug walks. Reads tracks. >Here she is! Four hooves, stop! Grug doesn’t want to hurt you. >She’s tired. Breathes heavely. Scared. Poor four hooves. Grug doesn’t want to hurt pretty. >Four Hooves looks at Grug, then looks at Grug’s crotch. >Erm… Yes, Little Grug likes Four Hooves too. >She turns around. >No, don’t ru— >Oh, she lifts her tail. >Grug just stands here and looks. Grug want’s to go closer, but is afraid to spook her. >She squats a little. >Grug approaches her and carefully places his hands on her flanks. >Her coat is so nice. Smells very pleasant. So much better than grugette. >Grug mounts her. Little Grug enters the— >Oh, that’s beautiful! Everything about her is beautiful! Beautiful! Grug— >No! You. >You have never felt anything like this. You have never seen anything that beautiful. >You rut her, like never rutted anyone before. >Beautiful, she is beautiful! Gorgeous! You never ever thought that there is such a word, that there are so many words to describe something so utterly inexpressible! >You look at her. You caress her back and her sides. >You cum in her. She splashes you with something thick and yellow. >You pull out. “Thank. Thank… you!” >She snorts and walks away. Then bolts again. >You look after her go, wondering, if you will ever meet her again… >Oh no! From the bushes! The Big Fangs! It goes after her! >You run after it. The Big Fangs is dangerous and strong but you don’t care! >You see a rock. The sharp rock. You grab it and go after the Big Fangs. >It snarls and roars. It jumps at you. You two roll in the grass, interlinked in a deadly embrace. >Your teeth aren’t that sharp, but you tear it’s throat with you’r rock. >It’s dead. You look at it and spit on it. >You are Grug the Victor! >Go, Four Hooves! May the Huge Light keep you safe! Because… Because why else would it be there, so high, so bright, giving light to everyone? >You look at Big Fangs and take the rock again… *** >You return to your camp, Big Fangs’ carcass atop your shoulders. >Grugette growls something and tries to grab meat. >You push her away. “Shut up, you fucking smelly bitch! I am Grug the Victor! You will eat after I will sate my hunger!” >She snarls, but you show her your fist. >Small grugs and grugettes running around become quiet and bundle together at a respectful distance from you. >You slice the meat with your sharp rock. You eat it. And while you eat, you think. >Four Hooves, the beautiful four hooves. After you have met her you aren’t feeling quite yourself. >She made you feel. Made you think. Made you admire… >You look up, in the sky. Why haven’t you did this ever before? >The Medium Light hangs up there, it’s also beautiful. Not exactly like Four Legs, but in a different way. >You look at sobbing grugette at your feet and feel a bit angry. But also sad. You throw her some meat. >Have you became kind? >What is a kindness in a world where everything tries to kill everything? What is the purpose? >The black sky is lit with small dots of light. What is the purpose? >Why are so many beautiful things around you? >Maybe… Maybe, if that small dots of light are shining up there, it means that someone needs it? >The Four Hooves… She probably did strange things to you, while you were doing her. >Strange, but wonderful ones, it seems. >You need to… >You need to tell your small grugs about that! >If you have been able to realize all that after you met Four Hooves, maybe if they could met their Four Hooves, they will become en-ligh-te-ned as well? >But they are stupid and could forget they need to meet Four Hooves… >You raise up. You take your rock and approach the cave. >Yeah, that cave wall would do. “Small grugs, go here.” >They obey. >You need to tell your small grugs about Four Hooves! >You raise your rock up and strike the cave wall. >You are Grug who met Four Hooves! Grug the Victor! Grug the Enlightened! >The First One! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9woRJ7-mD7Y