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>original writer anonymous


>Be Anonymous
>You've been stuck in Equestria for a year now
>Currently you are baby sitting your marefriend's little sister
>Sweetie Belle
>Rarity asked you to babysit for her while she went to check on her boutique in Manehattan
>So now you're in her house/boutique, sitting on her fancy couch and reading a really nice book about Equestrian history when
>"Hey, Anon, whatcchhuu reading?" an irritating, high pitched voice asked
>You look over the book you were reading to see Sweetie Belle drawing something
>Probably her homework
"I'm just reading this book about history..." you close the book and place it beside you, "What are you up to?" raising a brow and folding your arms, you stare at her
>"Nothing much..." she says non-chalantly, "I'm just going to surprise a friend." 
"Huh, that's cute" you pick up the book and continue where you left off
>After a few minutes of absolutely nothing happening other than Sweetie Belle humming a tune
>"Anon, why do you love my big sister and not me?" she asks

~~~

>The sun sets over the distance as you sit still staring at the beautiful dusk from the tree house's open window
>The rising of Luna's moon is a far better scenery for a ceremony than Celestia's 
>In a dimly lit room, held in your magic is a pink, heart-patterned comb, arranging your mulberry mane
>Your delicate white coat brushing against the wind's cold touch, giving you shills
>Looking back to the mirror in front of you, you pull the picture frame next to the mirror, it's an image of your beloved
>The door swings open, almost blowing out the vanilla scented candles you prepared for this special occasion, the door hits the wall with an audible thud before revealing Applebloom frantically rushing in
>"He's here! He's here!" stomping her hooves in excitement, she repeats those and those words echoes in your mind
>He's finally here, perfect timing, the perfect stall-er, human for you
>Anonymous, your sister's coltfriend, your love, your beloved and your will be husband
>"So whatchu goin' to do now, Sweetie Belle?" her bow almost falling off her head as she paces around the room, the sound of her hooves hitting the wooden floor drowns the voices in your head
"Where is he?" setting down the comb on the table, you walk closer to an overjoyed Applebloom
>"He's with Scootaloo, they're coming here right now! Do ya need help wearing that dress?" a white wedding dress hangs on the corner of the room, ready to be worn and used, she practically gallops to it and tries to mess it with her dirty hooves but before she could come in contact with the dress' fine fabric, you enclosed her reaching hooves with your magic, stopping her completely
>Applebloom cranes her neck and raises a brow at you
>"So, ya don't need any help?" you remove your hold on her hooves and walk to her
"Applebloom, I have magic and I can't let you dirty this dress, plus it's imported FROM Saddle Arabia, so it's pretty expensive." you raise your hooves in the air to give emphasis
>Without any further delay, you change into your wedding dress quickly, there's only one thought that still bothers you
>'Will he like the dress?' this single thought bounces in your head
>Of course he will, what stallion wouldn't want a cute wife?
>"Are you sure they're here, Scootaloo?" your ears perk up as you hear the voice of your beloved, "Yeah, they're here, I swear!" Scootaloo's shout pierces through the silence 
>You get ready, walking near the door, you judge the distance from the door and you, it's near enough for him to rush in and hug you but far enough so the door doesn't hit you
>"It's dark and empty, are you sure?" his voice is on the other side of the door
>HE'S HERE HE'S HERE HE'S HERE HE'S HERE and HE'LL BE YOURS AND YOU WILL BE HIS
>"Yeah, just open the door already, Anon!" the door slowly opens as your heart races
>In front of you appears a human, clad in a black, formal suit, confused at what he is seeing
>"Sweetie? Are you guys playing hide and seek or something?" he's bewildered at why a filly, such as you, would be staying a dimly lit room wearing a wedding gown with scented candles filling up the air with a favourable aroma
>You look at him with half-lidded eyes, he's hesitant to speak but you're not, you answer his question with a
"Anonymous, my love, let's get wed, right here, right now under Luna's moon and let Princess Luna be the witness of our union..."
>He recoils
>"GOD DAMN IT, I GOT PRANKED BY KIDS, WHO'S NEXT, FLUTTERSHY!" he turns his back at you and begins to walk away from the tree house, leaving a perplexed Scootaloo and a disgruntled Applebloom
>But he left you wanting more
"Soon, my love, soon..." you whisper out of ear shot