Original paste date: Dec 1st, 2015 

>Ponies started appearing on Earth some years ago randomly
>No one ever knew they were around since they seemed to be pretty good at hiding in the forests
>That and some explorers had gone missing for unknown reasons, which you were sure was the ponies fault
>Honestly you just knew about them because this pone called 'Derpy' literally crashed into the bedroom one day while you were taking a nap
>As if waking up to see a pegasus crash-land on your bedroom wasn't crazy enough, hearing it talk afterwards just did it
>"You didn't see me!" - she shouted while covering her eyes and closing her wings
>The grey fur with golden coloured mane combination on a horse was odd to say the least
>But a talking pegasus with eyes that big? This had to be a dream
>Still even after pinching yourself multiple times the horse just wouldn't disappear
>Seeing she had many cuts and bruises from the crash with your window you couldn't hold yourself and just went ahead to take care of the horse
>Even though the horse was reluctant at first you two became friends rather quickly, but the more she stayed with you the more damage your house took
>As soon as she recovered you decided it would be better to convince her to go back to wherever she had came from
>Everytime you brought the topic up she'd say that the other ponies had probably already forgotten of her
>Well your bank account probably would take some time to 'forget' about her, if ever
>But it was worth the cash you used
>After getting to know that she had an entire family there, husband, kids, even a stable job the rest was easy
>When she finally agreed to go she said she would still try and visit as much as possible
>And as much you didn't really wanted her out, your bank account said otherwise
 
>It had been a week
>You had gotten this day off from work
>You were counting the minutes for sunrise to get up and enjoy it
>But what was supposed to be a calm and relaxing day started with a bang
>Quite literally
>Before the sun had risen three knocks on the door could be heard
>It was too early so you decided to not get up from bed, they could come later on
>After a few seconds you heard your door getting blasted off the hinges
>Not long went by before a purple winged unicorn was on top of you restringing your movements
>”Twilight stop, I already told you that he s a good man, he's the one who helped me get better”
>”What if he wanted something from you? From what we know humans are worse than dragons! Killing each other just to get more stuff for themselves!”
>You wanted to defend the human race even if what she said was half true
>Her flaring horn on top of you kept you silent though
>”Twilight I was here, alone, with nothing with me, not even mail, why would he help if he wanted anything?”
>”*sigh* fine, as long he promises to not talk about us to anyone I'll let him be, we can't let anypony behind when we finally find a way back to Equestria and I'm afraid they will try to capture some of us if we get discovered”
>"Soo Anon was it? What do you say?"
”I-I promise to not talk about any of this...ever”
>”Good, but just saying if anything ever happens you're going to be the first one to know the consequences”
>Twilight jumped off you and you could see Derpy coming from the door, carrying a tray of muffins on her back
>Wasn't she here a second ago?
>”Who wants breakfast~?”
>Those were sorta big by human standards, almost the size of your head
>But they were horses so more to eat at least, you loved muffins too
 
>After a little talk with both ‘ponies’, they decided to stay with you during the day
>Derpy simply wanted to stay with you a little more, since she had followed Twilight here to protect you already
>Twilight in another hand only decided to stay as well when Derpy said she was staying for the day
>If it was to get to know you better or to protect her you're not sure, but nothing you could do really
>It was just after lunch when you got an idea
“What do you girls say we go play something outside?”
>Twilight had already asked about the lack of humans around, but being a wednesday everyone was at work at this time
>Everyone but you of course, so there was no objection
>As the three of you went outside you explained how the game Marco Polo worked
>Well with some subtle changes
>Firstly you didn't own a pool so you just took that out of the question
>The other change was that whoever was saying Marco had to be a giant
>You had talked with Twilight beforehand and she said that she did have a spell for growing things
>Putting the blindfold on Derpy and strapping her wings you stepped back and let Twilight work on her magic
>She was unsure at first, with the fact of having a giant pone and needing to not be seen
>But as Derpy got bigger the growth also started picking speed but stopped around 50ft
>”Marco!” – Derpy said, eager to start visible on her voice
“Polo!” – you and Twilight shouted
>You had gone to the front of your neighbor's house in the hope that Derpy would go for Twilight, who was still closer and in front of her
>But she just turned around and extended a hoof atop of you
>When it came down it was visibly fast with an unnecessary force so you jumped out of the way
>As you turned back to look, the front wall of the house was intact, therefore you didn't need to jump since she would've missed you completely
>Well your neighbor house didn't have the same luck though
>Noticing she had missed you she started lifting her hoof, debris falling from it and hitting the neighbors sacred garden lawn
>”Marco!”
>”Polo!”
“Fuck”
>Derpy started stuttering a bit, clearly whatever plan of attack that she had failing completely
>Meanwhile Twilight just looked at you as if asking why hadn't she gone for her
>What have you done
>”Marco!~”
“Polo!”
>As soon you answered a massive hoof came blasting down, missing you by mere inches
>When she finally decided to lift the hoof again you were able to see the crater she made
>It had to be at least 3 feet deep
>Not waiting a second you started running to get as much distance from her as possible before the call
>Meanwhile Twilight, who noticed she was being ignored the entire time, untied her wings and flew up to land on top of Derpy’s head
>”He's running! After him Derpy!”
>And just like that you were playing cat and mouse
>You always wondered how it d be like to play that, but you didn't wanted to play with someone who would put your life in the line
>You turned on the first road that came by to the right, hoping Twilight would try to not cause any collateral damage
>Turning a behemoth like Derpy in a corner like that definitely would buy you some time to hide
>But then you started to hear loud noises of wood breaking and turned back to see Derpy plowing straight through the houses
>You needed to stop this nonsense somehow
>There was no way you were going to overrun them both so you did the first thing that came to mind
You stopped and turned back holding a hand to the two of them, who were already on the road
“Derpy! Twilight! STOP!”
>”I think he gave up Derpy! This is our chance!”
>Derpy barely gave 2 more steps before landing her forehoof in a truck and sending it flying into the air as she lost her balance
>Seeing the event fold before your eyes made you panic
>You just stood in the middle of the road, not being able to move left or right but stare in awe
>Derpy fell with a loud thud shaking the Earth and sliding a few feet before contacting your raised hand and coming to a complete stop
>”Derpy! We have a code red! The enemy is booping your nose! I repeat, the enemy is booping you!”
>Withouth any time to acknowledge what was going on a massive tongue slid out and brought you inside the pone mouth
>”Great job Derpy you did it, we got the fugitive! Now let's go back to HQ and decide what we're going to do”
>”Mm mmhmm hmmhmm”
>”What?”
>With that Derpy spit you out into her hoof before continuing
>”I wanna go home”
>”But we were just getting to the good part Derpy...”
>You always were good with faces and could see one with lust from far away
>Twilight had one of those imprinted on her face
>Maybe this was her fetish too?
>”Maybe, but running through those homes hurt a lot, not to say we probably should fix all this before the owners arrive”
>”Trust me, personal experience” – Derpy completed with a pleading face since Twilight had stayed silent
>”Fine, hey anon can you help me with the remains and debris so I can rebuild? They flew quite far you see?”
“S-sure”
>”Count me in Twilight”
>”Actually Derpy, I need you to find the thing that made you slip, it went flying away so we need to find it in case it hit another house or something like that”
>”Oh okay, I will be right back”
 
>The rest of the day went as normal as it could go with a pony magically reconstructing houses from debris and a giant pony knocking you down with the flapping of her wings once in a while
>And as much the two ponies kept laughing at you for that you couldn't help but smile too
>The two ponies went back to their homes before the sunset and before work time was over
>You three definitely did a good job recovering the place
>Or whatever you could at least
>Your neighbor house still had the giant hoof crater and his garden destroyed for example
>Still, you can't lie, you can't wait for the next time you get to play Marco Polo with them
The end