Original paste date: Aug 21st, 2016

>You wake up in a hurry
>You're close to getting late to work
>And you're not sure how many more times your boss will tolerate your delays
>So you start preparing some coffee by putting some water to boil
>While you waited you also prepped yourself, getting the car keys, putting your clothes, etc
>When you're ready you go back to your coffee
>Sure enough, the water is just right for it
>After grabbing a cup for the trip you then grab the sugar pot
>Oddly enough it feels heavier than the last time
>Opening it, you find a pink pony no bigger than your hand sleeping inside
>You grab it by the tail and lift it up and away from the sugar can
>It doesn't come alone though, as the pony brings a sugar cube in its hold
>You grab the sugarcube from the pony and drop it in your coffee
>”Rude”
>You snap your attention to the pony hanging from her tail with a pout on her face
>You both just stare at each other for a while as you finally make the first move to grab your coffee
>”Ooh what is that? It smells good, can I have some?”
“No”
>”What about that apple over there?”
“No can do”
>”Oh, oh, I know how you can repay me for that sugar cube”
>You make a last check to be sure you're not forgetting anything and turn to look at the pony
>”Take me to the cookie jar~”
>You don’t have time for this
>On your way out you gently drop the pony on the table
>”Oh well, have a good da-“
>You hush outside, having wasted enough time in there
>Trying to forget this unusual morning you begin to focus on the day at hand
 
>The day went by with nothing interesting happening besides the extra rush
>After arriving home you remember the pink pone from the morning
>Wondering if it was just an illusion from your tired mind you begin to search the house
>It seems like a tornado went inside there
>You have no idea how a pony as small as that one could do so much damage in so little time
“Unless…”
“Nah, that's impossible”
>Just as you say that you see a pink blur in the corridor
>A rather big pink blur that is, as you hear more furniture being destroyed from it not being able to turn
>After a while of silence you take a step forward and is immediately greeted with a pink fluffy wall
>The surprise makes you lose your footing and you fall down on your butt
“Nope, totally possible it seems, ouch.”
>”Welcome back Anon, sorry for that”
>”You see I wanted to make a Surprise Welcome Back party for youbutyouleftmeinthetableand…”
>You have trouble listening to whatever she s saying because of the speed she started talking
>Trying to make sense of the situation you finally notice the horse-sized pony she has become
>Maybe two times the size of a horse actually, its hard to say when lying down
>As you stand up you finally notice that you probably only hit one of her forelegs, since you d barely hit her chest with your torso
>The pink pone sat down in front of you and you can easily see that her plot was at least two times wider than you
>Why you decided to check that, you have no idea
>All in all you're glad you got a large home
>Better not to think of what could've happened if it was smaller
>She finally starts slowing down and you start to try and make sense of the blabbering
>From what you understood she drunk the remainder of your coffee and grew up

>Then she made more herself and drank that too
>Repeat until no more coffee, also no more cookies
>Then there wasn’t enough space for her to make the party
>Well good thing you were going to restock the coffee tomorrow and had low reserves
>You start to imagine how big she would have gotten with a full pack
>”Hey, you're alright?”
“Um? Oh, yes, yes I am, hehe…he…”
>You involuntarily take a step back trying to get some distance from the two of you
>”Well, I m sorry for ruining your home…”
“T-that s no problem, just-“
>”That's why I decided that I'm going to stay here and help you, I'm Pinkie Pie by the way”
“Wait what?”
>”Aww don’t be sad, everything will be fine, here have a cupcake”
>Not having any idea what to say you just grab it and start eating while repeating her words to yourself
>Everything will be fine
>Everything will be just fine