Original paste date: Jan 15th, 2019

>You've been caught
>After years of looking at horse pussy they ve came after you
>An unknown number called your phone, offering a job
>Your name being "Anon" didn't help their friendliness, almost forcing you to take it
>And now you re a horse watcher
>Caretaker
>Whatever
>Anytime now a multi-trillion project will arrive by your door with a horse for you to take care of
>You couldn't even find hay for sale anywhere
>You don't have that much space in your home, no garden or any extra space beside your humble abode
>You had no idea how the hell you d be able to look after one
>Still, they made sure to prove to you that they knew too much, proving that you had no choice but to abide by what they wanted
>The salary wasn't too bad either
>But you can see it going away quickly, all of it sinking into that fucking hor-
>*Ding-dong* rings the bell
>Opening the door, a mail carrier, unlike any other you've seen, asks you to sign some papers
>Okay this is more than just some papers
>How many papers does a delivery service needs signed? Holy fuck
>Finally, after your hands began hurting, he goes to his black van and gets a package
>"Handle it with care, Anonymous"
>And with that he was off
>Yea, this must ve been...the fag...
>But uhh...the horse...?
>Confused, you look outside both ways, trying to find any sort of equine
>But everything is as peaceful as ever
>Looking to the box in your arms you can see a lot of small holes in it
>It isn't even that big, perhaps as large as one open hand
>You throw it on the sofa to get a knife to open it up
>You could swear you heard a muffled whiny coming from it, but must ve been your mind
>May as well get some booze while on it
>Pouring a hefty amount in your cup, you walk back and sit down on the sofa
>You stare the strange box for a while, before taking a sip from the cup and grabbing the knife
>Cutting a side out of it, you open up to find a mini horse stretching its legs
>"Oh hi there. I reckon you'll be my new caretaker? Get it? Cause my name is Recon Probe."
>"No wait, we hadn't introduced ourselves yet. Hi! My name is Recon Probe, nice to meet you.
>"And what a bumpy meeting that was huh? Woowie, felt just like the testing grounds all over again. Anyway, what s your name Anon?"
>You just stared at her as she spoke all at once, barely taking any breaks to breath
>Its then that you notice that she has already walked out of the box, and sat by its side looking up to you
>She isn't any larger than any of the happy meal pony toys you ever saw
>Everything she said finally catches up to you, mainly the last part
"You just said my same you know?"
>"Oh right, hehe, anyway now that we know each other's names, next step is...your do's and dont's, yes."
>"I expect the boys to have told you, but they kept telling that was imperative that I told these myself so, sorry for repeating it"
>You re about to tell her how no one told you anything, when she starts telling about her past, the research that went into her and processing specs
>Besides some numbers here and there, all of it sounds gibberish to you
>Until she moves to what she was made/born to do
>She s to be sent to space in a months time for her first flight, where she'll orbit Earth and test some data
>The scientists didn't even care to give her an actual name? It sounds like-
>She s going to survey it and give back all info she gets when she returns
>Yep, she s literally a reconnaissance probe, albeit a living one
>You mentally facepalm, wondering what the fuck did you just sign up to
>Not a single second has she stopped talking, relaying all the info at once with short, calculated breaths in between
>All you managed to get was that, if it went well, she d be sent to deep space later on, with short trips back for data analysis
>Lastly being sent to you to relax afterwards
>One thing you could tell is that this mare sure liked to talk
>Which could be good for what she needs to do on her future job, but still...
>"-So, any questions?"
>Her inquisition breaks you from your thoughts and you cannot hold yourself from blurting out:
"You re tiny"
>If she notices your surprise from blurting that out she doesn't show, deciding to answer it instead
>"Well, yea, 49.268 millimetres, why? Is that a problem?"
"No it's just...nothing, I just expected you to more like a horse, you know... not able to talk and be quite, well, bigger"
>"Oh, they just told you I was a horse? Then id says you are taking things quite well."
>"Here, this will be our big secret, don't tell them I told you this but..."
>She pauses, looking to her sides before putting a hoof beside her mouth as to muffle her voice
>"I heard some rumours that they have plans on making my storage larger once I get past their tests, something about increasing my range of analysis and data space, isn't that cool~?"
"Uhum, if that s possible.."
>"Never said it was, but I learned to trust those rumours I hear, they try to hide it from me but its kinda hard not to listen in you know."
>"You humans are so much easier to read than space rocks, that I end up picking up all the info, sometimes without even meaning too"
>If that s true then she definitely noticed your shock before
>Could still try to call her bluff though
"Oh yea? Then what can you pick up from me?"
>"Besides all the history they made me go through for them? Only right now? Let's see..."
>She only looked you from head to toe once before starting
>Wait, it was she who was behind all this and you being picked up for the job?
>"You're an average sized human who could improve your diet a bit considering your molecule composition
>"You're also in your peak age, not too young not too old"
>"Aand...if you want a piece of specific information, you re starting to get angry for figuring out that it was I who choose to be with you after going through the history of over 1.5 billion humans currently alive...sorry"
>Okay back out, that last part..what?
>"Huh? Surprised? I could swear you had figured it out-"
"No I did but, 1.5 billion others?"
>"Oh that, yea they said I had to be sure of who I choose, like it was a scanning exam or something"
"And you picked me?"
>"I don't know what you want me to say, I am here aren't I? Don't think the guys back in the lab gave you much of a choice~"
>You cannot lie that her giggle afterwards was kinda cute
>With a sigh you slump back on the sofa, and she finally moves from her spot, climbing your leg"
>"Hah, called it, also you've been thinking that I talk a lot, but I can't really stop it
>"You see, with me having to repeat everything I hear and observe them-"
>For the first time you decide to cut her babbling
"It's okay, it's okay, really but...why me?"
>"What do you mean?"
"Why choose me?"
>"Oh, you seemed...nice"
"Just that?"
>"That and the fact that you look at horses so much, I'm a horse so its a nice bonus"
>With that said, she got on her four hooves and started to walk to you
>Clearly swishing her tail more than its needed, she-
>Woah, stranger danger!
>You grab her just before she can reach your dick
>You may be fully clothed, but if she s half as good as she says, then she knew exactly where she was heading towards
"What do you think you re doing?"
>"Hmm? I just thought that since we're staying together I should know you better"
>You wonder if she's just playing with you or was an attempt of a joke
>"You humans have so many different shapes and sizes down there, but I never saw or touched one straight on, what with the scientists always using their silly coats and all"
>"I thought you wouldn't mind, since you re already hard...and hardening as I speak"
>W-what
"S-shut up, it's more complicated than that"
>"Well, you already handled my naked body right now, I don't see the problem"
"It's our first day together!"
>"So?"
>So?
>Just 'SO'?
>"You re getting angry again, sorry I won't try that anymore"
>Holding her by her barrel with two fingers, you lift her to your eyes
>She looks legitimately sorry, you can't stay angry at her
>She was made to analyse everything, no wonder she d jump at the opportunity
>Considering she never had a chance of seeing one bare and close
>Are you really considering it?
>You look back at her
>She s beaming back at you
>She knows already, without you even talking
>Sigh, may as well
>You pinch your nose with your other hand, dropping her on top of your legs
"There s not much to see, if you re as good as you look, then you already know how it is"
>"But seeing something under wraps and staring directly at it gives so much different data you simply wouldn't believe. Pretty please?"
"Fine, just be careful okay?"
>First day in and you re already on your way to fuck your horse
>Great
>You didn't even have time to move, since as soon you released her she dashed forwards to try to unbutton your pants
>She s so light you can just barely notice as one of her rear legs steps on your dick for balance
>Pushing her off lightly and away from atop of you, you get on your feet, unbutton your leggings and slide it off, your undies soon following
>Sitting back down, she s quick to hop up your leg
>But instead of moving closer, she stands still where she landed, eyes affixed on your half hard mast
>"It's so..big..." - she says, slowly moving a hoof to her snoot
>You don't know her for long, but you re sure being speechless is not something she s ever had to deal with
"Well, for one I think you're the small one here"
>You talking seems to break her from her daze, as she starts moving on wobbly legs
>"I never thought... it's so big looking to one so close but..." - she extends a hoof to touch the tree trunk in front of her
>Touching it lightly she starts stroking the underside
>"It actually looks smaller than I thought"
>Right at that moment it decided to twitch, throwing her off balance
>Wait, smaller?
>You look at it again, as another twitch makes it grow slightly longer
>"Don't worry Anon, didn't mean to say you re small, just my senses that were off, under all the clothing and all"
>She says noticing your surprise, while also mounting your dick
>Her tiny body can barely spread itself to hug half its girth, but sure enough, she s slowly grinding her way upwards
>Her hooves does their best to caress along its shaft, as if trying to swim with varying amounts of pressure
>And she s quickly changing her rhythm, learning rapidly and exponentially increasing the pleasure you feel from it
"Recon please..."
>"I can't do a proper analysis if you re not completely hard Anon, thought..."
>She pauses to climb up a bit more, giving your length a tighter hug for a bit
>She's not even half its size, how is she so good?
>"I thought you'd know that or at least notice it, so if you want to help~"
>Without having to be told twice, you put your finger under her, still hugging your dick but being pushed upwards to your head
>With her ministrations there s not much more to show, but you may as well go for it
>You may not be the only one enjoying this either, as some liquid seeps from her behind as she slides up
>Finally getting to your head, she lifts herself slightly, straightening her front hooves
>"Well, to be fair it does look a lot bigger up close, head about half my size, still slightly soft even when hard-"
"Recon cant you analyse with your mind? You know, less talking, more acting?"
>You re gently masturbating under her, while she s still "swimming"
>But your complaint made her stop and look at you with a pout
>With a little snort, she restarts her movements
>From time to time she squeezes harder, as if trying to get something out of it
>But you didn't expect her to lower her head and lick your hole
>Instantly you pulse upwards involuntarily
>Which only makes her repeat her actions
>You can't help but moan after the 4th time
>You feel more liquid drizzle down to your hand as she moves to reposition herself
>Now with her butt pressing on you, her back legs hold her frame still as she grinds herself on your length
>Its not as good as her leg ministrations, but you let her have a bit of fun for herself
>She downs her head once more and you expect another one of her exquisite licks
>But instead you feel a little suction coming from her
>She s trying to give you a blowjob
>And while its really weak, your dick answers releasing a bit of pre
>She stares at it for a bit, before coating her legs in it and going back to swimming
>Even after all this, her swimming hasn't stopped changing and improving after every second she s been doing it
>Right now its absolutely divine
>Yet its simply not enough to-
>"Speed up"
"Huh?"
>"I can't do it myself, but I need the full data, please speed up and finish it"
>Silently, you raise your hand apprehensively before bringing it down on her
>"Wha- oh, yes, that seems apro-"
>You sliding and grinding her form along your whole length shuts her up real quickly
>You can still hear her little moans and feel her squeezing her legs on you to the best of her abilities
>Its not long after that she can feel your nectar hush underneath her from inside, quickly erupting afterwards
>You release her and move your hands to hold the base
>On her part, she quickly moves to the side and does her best to climb to the top again
>The trail she leaves tells you she s absolutely soaked of her own liquids, the underneath oh your hand confirming it
>Looking down you see that it's not only that that's soaked, as she has gotten quite a bit of your junk on her
>Finally riding down from your funk, she decides its a good time to start speaking
>"Hope yo- gack, sorry some got in my mouth, powerful stuff this, hope you ha- ack"
>Holding out a finger to her, she grabs on it for balance as she coughs and spits from atop your shrinking rod
>"Thanks, what I meant to say is that I hope you had as great time as I did"
"I was thinking the same, where did you learn to do that?"
>"Nowhere, I'm a quick learner. Gotta be if I'm going to be sent off to space alone afterall"
"Well, sorry for the mess, how about we..."
>It's then that you notice that she hasn't been talking as much, laying her head and both forehooves on your extended finger
>All the while she's sitting right on the middle of your dick
>This would be insanely lewd if it wasn't so cute
"So how about we take a bath?"
>"That would be lovely..."
>Felt like she wanted to say more but couldn't
>So picking her in one hand, you make your way to the bathroom
>This is going to be one crazy job