>Day 2 of the Rapening >You wake up drenched in sweat >No doubt induced by yesterday's escapades >You lie there, awake with your eyes closed >You dont remember sweating much last night >Nor did you remember feeling such a warmth pressing on your torso >Or an odd wetness all over it >You open your eyes >"Good morning, my love" >Her. >That damned rape horse >Fluttershy >On your chest "What time is it?" You ask her >"Snuggle time!" >She wraps her hooves around you again "But actually, what time is it?" You inquire >She turns her head, slightly dejected >"About 6:30! Perfect for snuggling... and more~" "Yeah, like getting out of bed" you tell her >You thrust your body to the side and practically fly off your bed >The butter horse jumps off your chest and floats about in the air >You land on the ground chest first >It didn't hurt too much, oddly enough >You're just glad it got Fluttershy off of you >For the time being, anyway >"Ah. Cuddling time is over... i'll prepare you a wonderful breakfast today, my love!" >Without moving, you answer "Ok." >You hear her fly out of your bedroom >Despite your deepest desires, you decide to get up >To make sure she doesn't try to date rape you in your own home >You laugh at the fact that this is, in fact, a real possibility >And even if she did try today, it wouldnt be the first attempt >And it definitely wouldnt be the last >You walk into the kitchen to see fluttershy preparing some food >You walk closer to see that it's eggs >And ham "Where'd you get this? Isnt this stuff like illegal?" >"Mhm! But I know you'd like it" "Yeah but where did you keep it?" >"Shh anon. That doesnt matter." "True, but where'd you learn to make these things?" >She continues her endeavor, but hums loudly, as if to silence you >You keep an eye on her to make sure she doesn't try anything funny >Eventually she stops what she's doing and turns to you >"Is breaking the law your fetish?" Her eyes flutter "No" >"Oh well..." she goes back to food-making "How long is this gonna take anyway?" >"Well... with the special ingredient, 3 minutes" "And without?" >"5" >You sigh "Again? You were gonna try to date rape me again?" >"Well... to be fair, it isnt rape when-" "-You aren't conscious. Yeah whatever. You've already tried it a million times. Why would it work now?" >"Um... maybe you changed your mind?" She gives you a nervous smile "If i changed my mind i'd be inside of you right now. Without bein knocked out" >Her wings puff out and her face turns red "But i haven't, so dont get your feathers all ruffled" >Her wings slowly deflate >"Oh anon you're such a tease." Fluttershy says with a swoon >"But i like that about you..." she giggles to herself >"... And the chase is always better than the catch" you hear her whisper to herself >You look at her with disgust >She smiles at you and blushes >Please let this be over soon >After a few more minutes of agonizing staring, the food is ready >Fluttershy takes the ham and egs and slides them onto a plate >You grab the plate before she can try anything and take a seat at your table >Fluttershy sits across from you >She's staring at you intently "What's your major malfunction, pal?" >She's a bit shaken >"Oh um.... sorry. I just got lost in your eyes" "I wasn't even looking at you" >"I know, but your eyes... are... mesmerizing..." she begins to inch closer to you from across the table >"They're just so... so..." she's practically standing on all fours on the table "They're so eager to eat, could you hop off my table now?" >Her trance is broken and she blushes before taking a seat again >However, this doesnt stop her from looking at you longingly while you prepare to tear apart pig flesh with your teeth and dine on aborted chicken offspring >Seriously, doesnt she care even a little? "Hey. Doesnt this bother you?" >"Does what bother me?" "Well yknow. Eating ham and eggs?" >"Not at all!" "Why?" >"I take care of carnivores all the time. It's only mother nature at work" her face unexpectedly happy "But... but most carnivores dont have to sear the flesh of their prey. Especially with their prey's unborn offspring." >You point out the dapper looking eggs on your plate >"That's just one of MANY things that makes you special, anon..." she blushes "Whatever." >You take a fork to the eggs and take a reluctant bite >It tastes funny >It's definitely possible that fluttershy has no idea how to make eggs >But they look perfect >You even made sure she didn't add anything odd to them "Why do these taste weird?" >You raise a questioning eyebrow at the now jittery looking horse >"Um... i've never made them before?" She flashes you a weak smile "But they look like perfectly cooked eggs" >She shifts her eyes >"W-well umm... May-" "Did you add anything to them or not?" >She jumps up as if she were found out >"No! I never added anything to them, and you were watching me!" She seems scared "Maybe they went bad? Where'd you keep these things anyway? I dont have a proper fridge" >"Oh anon i dont think that's importa-" "I dont want to have to deal with food poisoning AND you, alright, so just tell me where you kept these things already" >"Oh but anon you really wont-" >You shoot her a「stare」 >She gives in and exhales >"I... um... I kept it..." "Go on" >"I kept it in me..." her eyes are closed and she's bracing for impact "Huh?" >"I... I... k-kept the food... inside... of me..." she repeats "What like in a satchel? What do you ponies wear? Your bag things?" >She gulps "No anon" "Did you have to do a sword swallowing trick with the food?" >"I had it in my rear, Anon." She blushes "Like, 'your ass' rear?" >"Oh no Anon. That would just be unsanitary" she gazes at you concerned, still blushing "Fluttershy, I dont think PONY PUSSY JUICE is very sanitary either" >"I-I'm sorry I just didnt want to seem suspicious and I thought-" "You thought that horse juices would make food taste better? If i decided to piss and jizz all over your food would you think it tasted better!?" >"Mhm" she nods "Of course you would" >She blushes and looks at you with a nervous smile on her face "I'm not eating these eggs" >She looks a little hurt "But i'm not about to make more food, unfortunately, plus I doubt you could fuck up ham with just a little bit of pony piss and discharge" >Her face lights up >You look at the plate >The ham looks good, just like the eggs "If this ham tastes bad I'm going to eat you next" >Her wings puff out and she hides her face "Disgusting" >You cut a small piece of ham off the main serving of ham and guide it to your mouth >It tastes good, admittedly >There is definitely an everpresent pony scent to it, but fortunately, it's just that: a scent >You scowl at fluttershy "You're lucky this time" >You take another piece of the ham and eat it >Fluttershy stares at you with rosy cheeks and wide eyes "So uh, what are we gonna do after this? You did have stuff planned out i'm assuming?" >"Umm... not really. I just wanted to spend the whole day with you..." she says with even rosier cheeks "Sounds boring" >Her smile sinks a little "Maybe for you, but for me it's like a dream come true" >You chew on another piece of ham "Boring dream" >You make sure to chew extra loudly after destroying her verbally >Her face looks relatively normal, but her eyes give away the pain she feels >You didn't like being a dick to horses, especially since some are nice >But this horse >Fluttershy >Oh man >If you didn't keep your guard up you probably would've already been forcefully married to her >With weird rape children >Fluttershy's voice stops these horrific thoughts though >"Want to um... watch tv?" She has this big awkward smile on her face "Tv? There's television sets here?" >"Mhm" Fluttershy nods "How do they work?" >Fluttershy thinks >Hard >She's shifting her eyes left and right and then stares at you >"Umm... magic?" She delivers "Pretty cool. What are we watching?" >"There's a new episode of The Big Celestial Theory today, and i've never missed an episode" Fluttershy says excitedly "Ok?" >"Trust me, you'll love it!" She smiles "I cant help but doubt that" >Fluttershy's smile droops again "Well, it doesnt air until late tonight, so um... >She flies onto your couch, and comes back with some vhs tapes >"W-wanna marathon it?" Her eyes are closed, her face is red, and she has a nervous smile on her face "Sure, just no funny business. At all" >"Oh trust me anon, the only funny business here will be Shetland Hoofer's wacky antics!" She jests >You feel your face twist into a painful smile "That's what you say now, but i know you. You're gonna try something" >Fluttershy looks half offended >"Anon. Why I would never!" "Wanna make a bet?" >"Hmm... well what's the bet about?" "Well. If you dont try to rape me, i'll CONSIDER being a SLIVER of a bit nicer to you" >Fluttershy smiles >"Y-you mean that?" >No "I'm a man of my word, aren't I?" >Flutterbutter nods "BUT. If you try ANYTHING, ANYTHING at all, there will never be anything between us. Ever. Not even a friendship that could blossom into a deep love. Got it?" >Fluttershy is visibly scared >"I-I don't think that's very fai-" "You in, or are you out?" >Fluttershy jolts back >"I-in... i guess." >She starts flying to the living room couch >"For now, let's get started... if you dont mind... that is..." "Sure" >"Just um one request" "Yeah?" >"Could you put the first vhs in for me?" >What's her endgame? "Uh, sure?" >"It's just that it's a little hard with hooves is all..." she looks away >Looks like the first chance to crack her has already arrived >Positively devilish, Anon! >You grab the tape labeled season 1 and stand in front of the pony vcr >You assume a "cia" stance, but being sure to pull your pants down in a way that reveals only your treasure trail, tape still in hand >You turn around to face fluttershy "Hey uh. How do you do this?" >Fluttershy immediately looks at your crotch and her wings puff out >Still disgusting >You leave the cia post for a normal stance, and fluttershy, still eyeing your crotch says >"Y-you just... 'slide it in'~" >You could tell she unintentionally emphasized that last bit "Huh? How? It doesnt look like it fits anywhere" >"I'll show you" >She picks up the tape and heads for the vcr >She crouches in front of you to get a better view of the vcr >You can faintly hear her explaining how it works, but you weren't listening >After all, you were just doing this to fuck with her >You're not sure why, but you decide to finally decide to look down at fluttershy >Her tail is up and showin off her pony goods >She's even arched her back to make it higher than the rest of her body >Then, fluttershy says >"So basically, all you have to do is insert that tape into that eager hole and watch it take all that magnificent spool for our viewing pleasure~" she winks at least once at you in more than one way "What the fuck" >You fall back onto the couch >You've heard of cars being used as a metaphor for a woman, but this is on a whole other level >This is much more sad and gross "What the fuck was that?" >Fluttershy turns around >"Um... I taught you how to use a vcr?" She smiles all guilty-like "Nono with the pose and the sex metaphor! What the hell was that?" >"What pose? A-and that's just how I talk when i'm nervous, s-sorry if i-" "The whole 'let me flash my pony pussy at anonymous' pose" >"W-well I just needed to get a good view of the vcr... s-so i had to kneel a little... but I didn't mean to-" "Fine whatever. I am a forgiveful yet wrathful diety" >A provocative pose isn't REALLY a rape attempt >With mares like these you gotta catch em red handed and show em what for >Fluttershy snickers "You sound just like Lorinerd from the show" >You had almost forgotten about the show >Maybe you should kick her out for her crimes against comedy >Though before you could do that, the show began >The theme song started playing >"Oh i love this song. Its by the Buck-Naked Mares!" "Uh... ok?" >Fluttershy sang along with it the entire time >She was having a blast and the show hasnt even started >The song is about... >The princesses? And how they raise the sun? >Youre not sure what this has to do with the show, but it could be interesting >Fluttershy presses up on you while she's singing >You cant even he mad at her >You're just contemplating what would cause her to be this sad to look at >She looks at you singing and she stares into your eyes >Next thing you know she's blushing and sitting quietly next to you >You can tell she's at least a tiny bit sad >normally you try to keep a stoic or sharp face >However, Butterflutter must've seen the pity in your eyes >The intro music stops and the first episode begins >You see two horses on-screen: a lanky one dressed in a red shirt, and a smaller one with glasses on >Fluttershy points her hoof at the lanky horse and says "He reminds me of Pinkie's Sister's Coltfriend!" >After a few snickers from fluttershy you say "Who?" >Fluttershy pauses the tape and attempts to explain that Pinkie Pie has 2- >Wait no 3- >Wait she cant remember- >"It doesnt matter" she said >"Pinkie's sister Maud has a Coltfriend that looks and talks like the long pony" >You arent even a minute into the episode and youre already off track "I dont know her" >"Oh..." >Silence >You grab the remote and hit play >So far it reminds you of the spergs you deal with daily >You look at fluttershy >maybe that's why she likes the show >Fluttershy looks at you and quickly looks away, blushing >No doubt your thinking face caught her off guard >What a fuckin tard >You noticed her looking but didn't really care >You focus your attention back on the television show >"Byzinga" you hear the lanky stallion, now named Shetland Hoofer say >The pony crowd in the show laughs like crazy >So does fluttershy >In fact she laughs so hard she ends up on your lap >Of course, you didn't laugh at all >It's just a buncha horsin around after all >You think that was a joke they used >Eventually Fluttershy stops laughing and realizes she's on your lap >She moves aside, blushing >But she eventually decides to rest her head on your lap anyway >You can tell she's giddy from this alone >Her face is bright pink and her tail's wagging like a dog >Thats pretty weird >You move her so she doesnt try anything else >Though you're starting to think that she's already got you where she wants you >"Hey Anon" "Yeah?" >"Why do you not like me?" >You were not expecting that "Come again?" >"W-why do you not like me?" >You smile "Fluttershy... I- what do you mean?" >she sniffles and turns her head to look at you >"Why... do you h-hate me?" Tears start to form in her eyes "Fluttershy... I-I-" >she sniffles >"You're always s-so mean to me and and-" "I REALLY THOUGHT YOU'D KNOW BY NOW" >You start laughing "You thought i'd fall for it so easily? This is the first time you've EVER tried hanging out with me normally" >She looks shocked "In my entire time here, i've never had you politely ask me out. Its like that's never even crossed your mind!" >Fluttershy's eyes widen before they start watering again "You didn't even knock or wake me up or anything. I woke up to you in my bed as if we're LOVERS or something" >Her head sinks "And another thing, WHY didnt you store food like a normal per- er horse! I see you all with your little bags all the time! You WANTED me to eat your vagina ham and your horse flavored eggs!" >She just lies on your lap "Oh man, and your fetish shit too! Who gave you that advice? Was it Twilight "Fat-Mane-No-Brain" Sparkle that told you to do that?" >She weakly nods "I can tell. It takes two dumbasses to ruin a life: one to plan it out and another to do it" >"R-Ruin? I-" "'I-I' NOTHING. You dont get to say anything, ok? If it werent for you, the most i'd have is that FAT purple SPERG and you on my back, but somehow some way you managed to get all of your fucking WEIRDO friends involved" >You exhale sharply >You can see she's still lying there, defeated >shit "I... I know the real you, alright. This shit isnt gonna work" >No response >a nasty victory >You exhale sharply again >You feel spent >The tv is still playing that stupid unfunny nothing of a show >You both sit in silence for a few seconds >You feel like shit >Fluttershy's weird but she doesnt mean any harm >Well she does want to take you to the sack >Which is fucking disgusting, but she's just acting out on her instincts >Plus, her just giving up and laying her head... >Thats just depressing >You put your hand on her mane >She jolts a little but stays where she is >You look down at her >She has a smirk on her face >"You know, anon" >she says in between sniffles >"I dont just let things happen for no reason" >What the fuck is she on? "Uh. What?" >"I knew you'd refuse to answer me one day. You do seem like the type to blow up eventually" "Wait... what?" >"I asked twilight to make that rule thing because i thought long and hard about you, my love" >she sits up and settles your lap, trapping your head in a wall made with her hooves, like some sort of high school bully >"You'd crack, we'd be together, and i'd have you, whether you liked it or not..." >She stares you in the eyes >Hers are practically on fire "Hey wait get off me! I-" >She puts a hoof over your mouth >"Shhh. Dont be afraid anon, i won't hurt you. I've been waiting for this for too long" >In the blink of an eye, Fluttershy grabs your face with two hooves and drives your faces together, her lips touching yours >It's really warm, and her lips are soft >But that's because she's all fur and her face is all horse-y >You try pushing fluttershy off of you >It's no use >Even for a pegasus, she still weighs quite a bit >Oh god >You can feel her trying to drill your mouth open with her tongue >Not like this >You writhe and shake >You can feel Fluttershy hold you down more and more intensely >She really doesnt want you to escape >After what felt like hours of passionate kissing >And hours of defending your tongue from hers >She pulls away from the kiss >She flies up into the air quickly >You spit and sputter, trying to get the taste of horse off your lips >"Oh my! That was better than I imagined!" >"Though... I wish I couldve gotten through to your tongue" Fluttershy smiles at you >You feel a myriad of emotions >Angry that fluttershy kissed you >Disgusted that fluttershy kissed you >Sad that fluttershy kissed you >Flustered that fluttershy kissed you >And happiness >Because Fluttershy tried to rape you >Although a bit shaken, you exhale sharply >Fluttershy, previously basking in the afterglow of your shared kiss, directs her attention toward you >You got her Anon >Time to put the hurt on this horse >You wipe your lips with your hand "Yknow Fluttershy. That was a good attempt" >She looks at you, a little dumbfounded "A good attempt is a good attempt, I gotta say..." >"Uh huh?" She says in an inquiring tone "But an attempt to rape is also an attempt to rape" >Fluttershy nods "Yeah. So uh... get outta here" >"Huh?" She asks "Scram. Beat it. Hit the road, horse trucker" >Fluttershy laughs >"You sound just like Shetland Hoofer" she snickers some more >She did not just say that "Get the FUCK outta my GOD DAMN house you piece of FUCKIN shit hor-" >Suddenly her brows sharpen >"Do NOT talk to me like that!" She says with another firey gaze >You feel a shiver go down your spine after looking her in the eye >You feel defeated >You swallow hard "N-no, I don't-" >"We WILL watch this show together! Understand!" She fires back "F-fuck no! Leave me al-" >"And YOU. WILL. PET. ME! Understood?" Fluttershy shouts at an almost deafening volume "Y-yes..." >Fluttershy then gently flies back onto the couch, putting her head on your lap >You can feel your face red hot with embarassment and spite >You hate this horse so much >Forcing herself on you like that >And then keepin you from even getting back at her by using somethin she's had up her sleeve for god knows how long >Once she's vulnerable you're definitely gonna dropkick her into the next Wonderbolts thingy >You forgot what they even did besides give Dash a reason to not be a lazy bum schlick-sick mare >That's for another day, though, you tell yourself >"Anonnn! Are you thinking of other mares? Right in front of me?" She playfully pokes at you "Yes." >She snickers a bit "Well stop it mister! We've missed almost an entire episode of the show!" She says in her more natural, playful tone "Are all the other ponies as bipolar as you?" >"Silly Anon! One pony cant live on 2 poles at the same time!" >She smiles as if you're the studio audience and she's the actress delivering a real knee slapper "I still cant believe you kissed me" >She ignores you and stares at the tv >She laughs at what was probably a really good joke to her >So far you either just dont find them funny or you just dont know enough Clop Culture References(TM) to understand them >"Um... could you pet me?" Fluttershy asks, not looking away from the tv "Whatever" >You bring a hand to her back and start gently rubbing all around her coat "You ponies are only barely acceptable for your fluff. You are nothing without it." >"Well that's not very nice" she jokes >What the fuck is her major malfunction? >She went from rapey, to creepy, to oddly normal >What's she doing? >"Im gonna spend the night here, if thats ok with you..." she flatly states "It really isnt" >"well mr meaniepants, im staying the night anyway" Fluttershy suddenly gets all prissy "Why" >"No reason." She's still staring at the tv "I can already tell that this is part of some plan of yours. You kinda already blew your evil genius wad earlier" >Her wings puff out a little "We're back to this already huh" >"I-Im staying tonight... so... um... shhhh? Im trying to watch the show" she quietly says "Whatever" >It'd be hard to stop her from breaking in anyway >The ability to fly has its perks >She could be as sneaky as she'd like >Or just fly into your home like a moth or something >Fluttershy chuckles on your lap >Another horse pun probably >You're too worried about both the current and future situations you are and could be in >Butterhorse changing on a whim is extremely worrying >You can't help but think she has something planned for tonight >You just arent sure what yet >You decide that you'll cross that bridge when you get there, and focus on the show a bit more >Unfortunately so, because it sucks >Still >Seriously >All that rape, rage, and prissy stuff happened in the span of 2, 3, possibly even 4 episodes >And you still have an entire series to go >And its not even enough that the show sucks >The show is egregiously BORING too >Never in your life have you cared less about nerds and their roastie ponies and all of their on again off again relationships >That combined with Fluttershy's warm head on your lap and your escapades last night result in you feeling really drowsy >Seriously, your eyes are ridiculously heavy >It's only Fluttershy's occasional giggles and snickers that remind you of the horrors that could happen if you were to sleep >Rape, Murder, Humiliation >Hell, even cuddling >You shiver just thinking about it >But despite the awful show and threat of rape looming over your head, >This is actually pretty nice >You feel at ease >Its probably part of her game >Only time will te- >WAIT A SECOND >YOU FUCKIN KISSED A HORSE >Well, she kissed you >WHAT THE FUCK >You feel sick "I fucking GOT KISSED BY YOU!" >You wretch >"U-Um... yes? You did?" "I... hold up" >You push Fluttershy off of your lap and run into your kitchen >After washing your mouth clean of any horse saliva, you hang your head in the sink >Man... this day sucks >You look look around your sink >Just metal >And a plate >With ham on it... >Oh god >HORSE >PUSSY >HAM >Not like this >You black out for a second >When you come to there's chunks flowing down the sink's drain >There's an odd taste in your mouth >Fluttershy's patting your back, too "You know what?" >You rinse your face again "Im going to bed" >"Anon... it's barely going to be noon..." "Yeah. I know" >You walk to your room >Tired, disgusted, ashamed >Really, there is no positive emotion for the dumptruck of emotions you just experienced >This is all part of her game >But you dont care anymore >You just want to sleep and get this day over with >Upchucking your only meal of the day took everything you had left in you >You sit on your bed >Fluttershy's talking to you but you dont care to listen >She looks concerned >But there's also this seductive, dangerous look in her eye >That and she has this devious little smirk growing on her face >You lie down on your bed >Making sure to hug a pillow and sleep practically touching the wall >To prevent most forms of rape, of course >You close your eyes >At this point, you notice Fluttershy's gone quiet >You feel an indentation on your bed >Right next to you >And before you know it, you fall asleep >For now >An unknown amount of time later, you wake up >You feel groggy as fuck >Seriously >The only thing stopping you from falling back asleep is fluttershy and the setting sun peering through the window >Fluttershy had somehow nestled herself right between your thighs >Well... her head anyway >You could choke her right now if you wanred to >Hell, if you were forceful enough you could probably kill her >Hmm... >Well, you cant even push her off of you >You cant even begin to imagine how bipolarshy would react to an attempt on her life >Falling asleep the way you did was practically a rape sentence >You're just lucky she decided to fall asleep instead of outright raping you >As far as you know, anyway >Lying completely still is making you antsy >Especially with Fluttershy's deep breaths heating up your crotch area >Its unsettling >The warmth, that is >You decide to move anyway >You make sure to move Flutterbutter carefully >The last thing you want is her waking up >However, you're not very adept at using only your thighs to move objects >Especially things as big as a pegasus >She really has her head cemented to your thighs >You decide that this isnt going anywhere >You grab one of Fluttershy's legs and slowly drag her away from your crotch >With a small thud, her head is freed from your thigh prison and falls onto the bed >Luckily, she hasnt woken up >Now for the hard part >Actually getting out of bed >Now you're really feeling the consequences of your actions >Falling asleep on your side so far away from the edge of the bed was a very reckless decision >Well... falling asleep was >At least it got you away from the rapist for a while, even if it wasnt literally >Focus anon, focus >You move your body closer to the wall >Luckily, pushing Fluttershy away from your crotch secured just enough space for you to switch from lying on your side to your back >Very carefully, you sit up >Fluttershy exhales softly >Oh god >She exhales softly a few more times, then she re enters her slumber >Phew >You put your hands to your side >You can already tell this will wake her up >Or at least bother her greatly >Doing your best to mitigate noise and contact with fluttershy, you scoot forward with your butt >Like a dog >You cant imagine what horrifying things Fluttershy would think if she saw you doing this >After your best impression of a dog after its done its business, you get off your bed >You look at the mare sleeping in it >Lucky for you, she isn't awake >...Or she's faking it >This might be pressing your luck, but you decide you have to find out if she's awake >Plus, it's time for a little revenge >You get close to her little horse ear >You ready your lips >And you let an asmr mare nutshot fuarkin RIP "Youre such an unstable cunt, yknow that? No wonder you cant get a guy. I bet even the most desperate stallion wouldnt stick his dick in whatever crazy you've got going on" >The only response you get is another exhale and an ear flick >Alright. She's asleep >Time to relax >Speakin of time... >It was barely noon when you passed out >Now it's... >7? At night? >Jesus christ. 7 hours anon. >Good work. Peanut Flutter and Rape will be outta your hair in no time >You take your pride to the living room and lie down on your sofa >You get a back of the head full of moisture >...from the side fluttershy sat on >Fucking gross >You switch orientations and look at the ceiling "This is only day 2, huh?" >You think out loud "2 days..." >Suddenly, a pang on a nearby window stops the thought >You look toward the direction of the sound >That weird pink one's pushing her face against the window and licking it >"Did ya do Fluttershy yet?" She inquires >You scuttle to the window and whisper loudly "No. And go away! I dont want any more horny mares in my life right now" >"Its not being IN your life if im just watching silly!" She smiles and winks at you "If you dont leave right now i'll tell Fluttershy that you tried stealing her from me" >"Pfffft! Fluttershy wouldnt believe that! She's so nice, she'd ask me what i was doing andthenIdtellher'o OhIwasjustaskingAnonifhe'dbangedyouyet'and-" "Alright, I'll go tell her then." >You walk toward the bedroom >Another pang on the window >"P-point taken! Byee!" And she vanishes "Good riddance." >A poof >"But if something goes down, PROMISE ME you'll tell me EVERY. SINGLE. DETAIL TOMORROW. Got it?" Pinko says "Sure. Now scram" >"Alright..." and she slowly slides down the window, giving you a stank eye >Suddenly, a yawn and a familiar voice grinds upon your ears >"Who're you talking to?" Fluttershy asks "Myself. J-just trying to take in everything i've been through so far" >"I see... um... the newest episode starts soon... can we watch it together?" Fluttershy inquires >Your pride is hurt massively from being intimidated by Fluttershy just from her voice alone "Sure. Whatever." >You take a seat next to Fluttershy and look at the tv >It takes a bit, but the familiar intro talking about the princesses starts >Soon the first horse puns start >"Hold your horses, buddy!" One stallion says >"Ponies. You mean Ponies. You know, Lorinerd, a wise space-faring horse once told his crew 'Live horse, and you will get grass' and you... well. The only way you live horse is when youre being a high one... a high horse!" The audience bursts into laughter, and with it, Fluttershy >This makes no fucking sense to you >This is somehow even worse than the earlier seasons you saw in the morning >That joke didnt even make sense "God." >"Hmm?" Fluttershy looks at you after she's done laughing "This show SUCKS. Did i ever tell you that?" >"Well... that's your opinion, Mr. Pony hater" she huffs "Oh brother you're THAT Fluttershy again" >"Um... can you... be quiet, just for now... please? I've been waiting all week for this" >Dismissively, you decide to ease up and give her this, and this alone >She's already taken so much, but if you give her this, she might just fuck off until next week >You're just desperate to get her out of your hair >Before she actually breaks you >Plus, the less you interact with her, the better >so for another 45 minutes you endure horse puns, bad writing, and weird pony skincare ads >Finally, it is done >You have done it >The night is pretty much over >All you have to do is kick fluttershy out >She'll leave >And you'll get to relax "That was... something" >"It was AMAZING right!?" "Uhh. Yeah, something like that. Hey uh, now that it's over, do you mind going home?" >"Of course, I wouldnt want to overstay my welcome" >You sure wouldnt, you think to yourself >Hey wait she isn't making a fuss? "Aren't you gonna-" >No >You're too close to being free >You can't fuck it up now >"Hm? Wont i what?" >Shit "Nothing at all. You can leave now." >"Um... ok." Fluttershy says curiously >GOD just leave already you stinky horse >"Alright. Time to go home." She happily says while she puts all her tapes back in her pony bag "Sure is. Yep." >"Oh yes. It's time to um... um... hit the hay in the needlestack" Fluttershy smiles "Uh... sure. Cya" >You get up off the sofa and move to open the door, then slightly motion her to get out once it opens >"Yeah um... I'll see you later Anon" "Yeah." >"Yes." She begins slowly hovering toward the door, bag on her pony >She looks at you with a slightly sorrowful look, then looks around, stopping her journey to the other side of the door >"Um... did I forget my-" "Naahhh you got it." >You're trying not to explode just trying to get her to leave >"O-oh... ok um well then. Goodbye Anon" "Bye Fluttershy" >She slowly floats toward the door until she gets close to you >"Um... Thank you" Fluttershy says in an extremely warm voice, sweet as amber too "Yeah, you're welco-" >Fluttershy wraps her hooves around you for a mare hug >For a shy mare she has a tight hug >It's so warm too, because of her fluff and coat "Uh..." >You were gonna say something, but the less you say, the less she has the chance to speak >Suddenly you hear a sharp breathing sound >You look down at the mare around your torso >Her nostrils are flaring >Are you kidding me? This again? "Alright this is over." >You grab her from her torso and gently rip her off of your body "Bye Fluttershy." >"Um yes... bye Anon." She happily levitates to the great outdoors beyond the door >Finally >It's over >She's going home >And you're free for the next couple hours to live without the fear of rape >"Hey Anon" you hear in the distance >It's Fluttershy still >"You smell sooooo good!" she says in that same sweet voice from earlier "Whatever" >You close the door and ponder what you'll do now that Fluttershy is gone >It's not like you did anything in your free time to begin with >Maybe you'll find something after this week blows over >However, your bed is looking might cozy right now. >The End