>Day Poopoocaca In Equine Town
>You get the drill, Butterrapist, Fetishes, questions, answers
>Fluttershy's knocking at your door again
>You open it
>She's standing there, as she does
>No weapons or potions this time, thankfully
>"Are hooves your fetish?" She asks, raising one of hers up
>Wait a sec
>Did...
>Did she guess it right this time?
>Shit she totally did
>But you cant let her know that!
>Plus, you dont want to fuck horses, you just find yourself infatuated with their hooves!
"No. They aren't." You say, hoping to crush any hints of regret in your voice
>"Are you sure?" She presses on
>"You can touch my frog if you want" she winks at you while presenting one to you
>This cant be happening
>You dont want to fuck a horse! Let alone one that's borderline ruined your life!
>Wait, how would it feel?
>Soft yet rough?
>Sturdy and smooth?
>How would they taste?
>Stop!
>You might actually let her win if you continue down this path.
"N-no i'm g-good. " your voice is shaky
>Her head hangs low
>"What a shame, i'd let you do whatever you'd want to them, but if that isnt your fetish, then oh well"
>Fuckfuckfuckfuck
"LEAVE ME ALONE"
>You slam the door on her
>Thank God she didnt see your erection
>...Or did she?
>Fucking fluttershy
>After butterhorse left, you couldnt help but think about her hooves
>They looked so...
>Tantalizing
>No
>You cant think like that
>You'll let her win
>But you dont want to have sex with her, you just want to do everything possible with her hooves
>No no she'll push it and next thing you know you're sliding into some horsepussy
"I dont care. I have to find out, just this once." You say out loud, thinking hard
>Think anon think
>How could you get her in a situation to use her hooves without her being able to pressure you into rape?
>Think
>What does she like?
>Think
>You? She likes you a lot
>Think
>Maybe you could 'trade services' with her?
>Dinner date for some hoof action!
>Except, she doesnt know that she's trading
>Thanks to some convinient sleeping potions!
>Devilish anon! Genius!
>Operation TouchHoof is a-go
>You leave your house, with the intention of gathering your supplies for an unforgettable late-nite luncheon 
>You walk to Fluttershy's house
>You have an undeniable pep in your step
>today's the day you feel some hooves
>Sweet, sweet hooves
>You wonder if they taste sweet
>Would they be bitter?
>Doesnt matter, you're already at her house
>You knock
>No answer
>You knock again
>You hear things falling over with an "Oh my" and an "Oh no" here and there
>She finally opens the door
>She slowly looks up from your crotch to your head
>she's sputtering and gasping
>"A-a-a-non! Y-you're here. Oh why i'm so happy I could scream." She lets out a soft, quiet, airy war cry.
>She's cute, but you're not here for her cuteness
>It's dem hooves
>Sweet, sweet hooves.
"Yeah. It's me" you say
>"Yay." She looks on in awe
"And I wanted to know if you'd want to go to dinner with me."
>"Oh my! I'd be honored to. Can I pick where we go?" She asks with a bit of reluctance
>I think we both have the same idea, she just has connections
"Absolutely not"
>Her smile falters a bit
"I dont want you to feel as if you have to hold back on what you want to eat tonight. I want both of us to have a good time" you wink at her
>"O-Oh... ok." she looks away and blushes
"Cool, how about tonight? It's still pretty early, so i think that's a good amount of time for both of us to get ready."
>She nods
"Alright. I'll come for you later on. Hope you're ready for a good time." You smirk
>"Y-you too" she sputters
"Cya later, Flutterbutt"
>"L-love you Anon" she whispers
>And you leave, hoping to get some potent sleeping potion from a certain black friend
 
>Traversing the everfree forest is actually pretty easy
>Easier than traversing your home when flutters is around, actually
>You find her hut pretty quickly
>Zecora, you think they call her
>You knock on her door
"What's up homie?"
>"The pleasure of hosting you is mine. Now what brings you to my hut this time?" She questions
"You remember Fluttershy, obviously?"
>"Yes. But her and I are not that close. We only know each other faintly at most."
"Yeah? Good. I need a date rape potion"
>"Zigga you crazy!" She gasps
"I didnt ask for your opinion. You got one or not?"
>"I-I have potions that match your request, but I better be paid like one of the best!"
"Yeah yeah i'll give you what I got on me right now for a date rape potion."
>"Master of deals you are not, but i'll accept your offer with no extra thought"
>She hands you a vial
>"Just one drop is enough for an hour, two or more could make your night end up sour"
"Yeah, yeah here's your bits you zig"
>You toss her a pretty pouch full of cash
>"Thank you, cloppa"
>The fuck did she just call me?
>Whatever. Time to get ready for the big night.
 
>Home sweet home
>It's going to be especially sweet when you drug fluttershy and take her hooves for yourself
>You wear your fancy suit
>And wait for the sun to go down a bit
>Plotting
>Scheming
>Wait did you actually just sit and think about fluttershy's hooves for 5 hours until the sun was setting
>Are you autistic?
>No matter, it is time
>You make your way to fluttershy's house
>Knock on her door
>Fluttershy opens her door
>She has a green dress on 
>It really compliments her [spoiler]Hooves[/spoiler]
"You're lookin nice tonight."
>She blushes
>"Y-you too anon"
"Well then. Shall we?"
>You offer your hand to her
>She hooves it 
>unf
>And you start walking with her to your destination
>You made sure to pick out a fancy restaurant
>You've been in it like once or twice, but because you're always busy stopping fluttershy, you hardly have time to eat out
>You're pretty sure she's never been there before
>You look down at her
>She gives you a joyful smile
>"Thank you Anon"
"No problem, Flutterhooves"
>"I should be thanking you" you think to yourself
>Tonight's coming up Anon
>After walking a bit
>You arrive at your destination
>A cozy looking little restaurant with gold plating where normal metal would be
>Not a single stray nail in sight
>A glorious work of architecure in ponyville
>Almost as glorious as your date's hooves
>You open the door for her and she walks inside
>"Oh my. What a gentleman." She says on her way inside
>You talk to the mare at the front desk and she walks you to your table
>You and fluttershy sit in front of each other
>After a few awkward glances at eachother, your waitress comes
>"What would you like to drink, sir?" The mare asks
"A water for me"
>"And you, madam?"
>Fluttershy hooves her chin, unf
>"Hmm... a water and a black tea, extra lemons, please. Um, could I just have the Sugar and the Teabag please? I prefer doing it myself."
>The Waitress nods, winking at fluttershy
>Odd...
>"I'll be right back with your drinks" the Waitress says, then she walks off
"So... how are things?"
>"They're ok" she puts both of her hooves to her chin and rests her pony elbows(?) on the table, staring longingly at you
>"How about you?"
"They're alright i guess."
>You better hurry this up before you crack
>After a while, the waitress comes with your drinks
>2 large cups of water and a small teacup with water on a small plate, a small tin of sugar, some lemons, and an unopened teabag nestled on the plate next to a small spoon
>You grab your water before fluttershy does anything fishy
>She grabs her drinks and begins making her tea
"You like your tea cold?"
>"Well, I dont mind it. I usually drink it hot early in the morning and before bed if i have a tummyache"
"Oh"
>You drink your water
>She continues making her tea, stirring it (somehow), and tasting it every now and then to ensure that it's made to her liking
>"Hm." She emotes
"What's up?"
>"Does this taste funny to you?"
>Is she trying something already? You havent even ordered food yet
>No that can't be possible
>It'd be very suspicious to just have you pass out in public
>You bite
>You move the cup toward you
>Siiiiip
>Holy shit it's good
>Amazing, even
"This... this is the best tea i've ever had"
>Fluttershy smiles
>"Thanks. It's my own blend"
>You move the cup back to her side of the table
"What is it?"
>"Black Tea, some lemon, sugar, and a special ingredient"
>that last one makes you shiver
>Did you really fall for her tricks this fast?
"What's that last ingredient?"
>"Oh Anon, it's a secret. It'd be emberassing to share it so soon"
"But what is it?"
>"Anon i'm not sure if-"
"What. Is. It."
>She blushes and she pouts
>"I-it's love! I make everything with love, it tastes much better that way." She turns away
"Wait really?"
>"Mhm"
>Huh, so it wasnt a trick
>Well shit
>Now you REALLY gotta speed this up
"Well uh. It tastes good"
>"Thank you" she smiles
"No problem"
>Then a deafening silence
 
>After what felt like hours, the waitress arrives once more
>"What will you be having for dinner tonight sir?" She asks
"Uh i'll have the Spaghetti with Oat Balls"
>You're pretty sure meat is like illegal here
>"And for you, ma'm?"
>"I'll have the same thing." Fluttershy beams
>The Waitress all of a sudden becomes an entrepreneur "You know, we have a special Spaghetti platter, made special for couples. 1 bowl for 2 people, plus it's cheaper than buying 2 individual plates."
>Was this Fluttershy's plan?
"Uh no thank-"
>Fluttershy practically screams "YES!"
>After realizing she shouted, she returns with a soft "... Please?"
"Wait no I dont-"
>"One Spaghetti and Oat Balls Platter For 2 coming right up." The Waitress walks away before you can stop her, and you dont want to make a scene
>This is definitely Fluttershy's doing
"What the hell was that?"
>"What do you mean?" Fluttershy asks
"You know what i mean. I dont want to share spaghetti with you"
>"Oh but isnt it romantic? So intimate and warm and..." she practically starts drooling
"You could've had your own warm and intimate plate of Spaghetti"
>"I didnt want you to spend too much, this place is expensive after all"
>She says that as if she's been here before
>Unless...
>Shit
>She definitely knows some people here
>They're probably drugging my side of the spaghetti as we speak
>Or my refills of water
>shitshitshit
>After worrying about the possible inevitable 
>Your platter arrives
>It looks good, it just sucks that you're gonna be sharing it with Fluttershy
>"Enjoy!" The waitress winks at fluttershy again before walking away
>Should you eat this?
>It'd be dumb to drug a spaghetti platter for 2
>Whatever
"Looks good, huh?"
>"Y-yeah." She eyes the big plate
>You grab a fork
"Lets get this over with"
>You swirl the spaghetti around your fork and eat a forkfull of pasta
>Delicious
>Ponies know how to make some good food
>Fluttershy looks at you while you ravage the plate of italian cuisine
>She looks infatuated, perplexed even
"You gonna eat some?"
>She snaps out of it
>"Oh! Um yes." She says as she grabs a fork and digs in too
>The pony gets skettie sauce all over her coat
>Thats gonna stain
>You two savagely attack the plate
>That is, until a stray noodle tugs on your fork
"Oh hey fluttershy I think you got a noodle-"
>You look up at the mare
>She has that stray noodle in her mouth, and she's giving you bedroom eyes
>So this was the trick
"Nevermind i got it"
>You bite the noodles hanging on the fork, effectively slicing them in two
>Fluttershy sadly slurps up the noodle that had stopped your fork before
>This continues until you two are done with the plate
>Now it's time for desert
>And drinks
>It's all gone as planned so far
>And i'm sure fluttershy is thinking the same thing, so you make sure you wont drink anything you order until she drinks her drink
>The Waitress comes by again
>"Any deserts, drinks, ma'm?"
>Fluttershy thinks "Hm... one Appletini for me, One Appletini for my lovely date, EXTRA apple in both please" she winks
>"Yes ma'm" the Waitress winks back
"Hey wait i dont wanna gay drink could i-"
>The waitress ignores you and walks away
>shitshitshitshit
"Hey fluttershy"
>She leans in
"What the FUCK does 'extra apple' mean?"
>She grins "You'll see anon. It's like my tea, but even better"
"Huh. I guess."
>You non schalantly take out the vial Zecora gave you
>The container has nothing that could give its contents away too much, thankfully
"Hey Fluts"
>She raises her brow "Yes?"
"When you get yours, could you put a drop of this in there?" 
>You point at the vial
>"Oooh what is it?"
"Just some fruit flavoring thing. I wanted to test it out myself to see if it was any good, but after i had your tea, i knew a pony of refined taste like yours should try it first"
>"Oh. That makes sense."
>You cant believe she actually fell for it
>You laugh to yourself for a bit, then remember Zecora's warning
"Just one drop please. The cashier at the store said it can be really strong."
>"Oh ok. I can't wait!" She says with a quiet optimism
>Now to just sit back and wait for the drinks to come in
>Your Waitress arrives after a short silence
>She's really on top of her game today it seems
>"2 appletinis, one with extra apple" she says as she puts the glasses down in front of you and Fluttershy
>Not drinking this shit
"Thanks"
>"No problem" she walks away
>Dont they normally ask you if you want anything else?
>Hmm...
>Whatever
>You nudge the bottle closer to fluttershy
"Try it out"
>"Ok..." Fluttershy says as she opens the vial
"One drop, ok?"
>"Yes one drop"
>She plops one small dot into her appletini
>It's blue, oddly enough
>Makes sense, you think
"Drink up!"
>"Alright. Before I drink it though, i just want to say something"
>You visibly and audibly scoff
>She looks at you with her emberassed smile
>Shit
"Go ahead"
>"I... I just wanted to say thanks Anon. Nopony's ever given me a chance like this before. It's made me so happy I-I could just scream!" She lets out another soft, airy war cry
>Cute
>Sheesh now you feel kinda bad for her
>But dem hooves
"Ok"
>She smiles warmly at you
>"To a great night!" She says
"To that"
>You click your glasses together
>You wait for her to drink hers first
>Just as planned
>She downs it all in one go
>"Oh my. That was amazing Anon. Could I try more?"
>Shit
"Um... No?"
>"Oh... ok" she lowers her head
"Well i mean it's just so good I-I dont want you to get a stomach ache or anything haha"
>Nailed it
>"Oh Anon. How nice" she blushes
"Yep that's me haha. Say, how about we go back to my place?"
>You make sure to wink at her when you say 'my place'
>Her eyes light up
>"I would love that Anon! But... Aren't you going to drink your Appletini?" She points it out
>Shit shit shit shit
"Um... yeah, but I was just gonna drink it on the way out"
>"Oh. Ok" she grins
>The Waitress comes back
>"Here's your check Sir Nonymous and Mada'm Shy"
>Extra hmm
"Thank you"
>Holy FUCK that's expensive
>You hope that this roofied appletini is the greatest tasting thing since Fluttershy's tea
>You drop a sack full of bits on the table, and leave a generous amount on the table as a tip for the waitress
>They take tips here right?
>Whatever
>All you're thinking about is hooves
"How you feeling, Fluts?"
>"I-i'm good, a little tired though..." she says
>Good
>You slam your Appletini in one swig
>Fluttershy is absolutely glowing at the sight of you
>Yep. Drugged for sure
>Shit
>Better hurry up and try to outlast her at home
 
>After a brisk walk on edge, you make it home
>Fluttershy, still a bit sleepy, absolutely shines when she enters your home
>"It's lovely..." she says
"I guess. Hey, wanna take it to the bedroom?"
>Her eyes bulge "Y-you mean that?"
"I say what I mean and I mean what I say, don't I?"
>"Y-yeah you do..." she says, giving you the bedroom eyes
>As you walk to your room you can see Fluttershy get visibly sleepy
>She's practically shuffling
>Her hooves moving in such a way that-
>Not yet
>Soon, but not yet
>You and Fluttershy finally make it to your room
>You hop on your bed and make the goofiest "Sexy Pose" you could make
>Her wings puff out 
"Wingboner?"
>"N-No..." she says, her eyes looking over your body
>"I... I really want to do this... But... can I have some water first?"
"Be my guest"
>"Th-thanks" she slowly walks out
>Not entirely according to plan, but it works
>You hear some crashing and some plates breaking
>Oh no
>But they're continuing, so that means she isn't out yet
>Strange, but you've never used a date rape drug before, so maybe she wont sleep until she's relaxed
>You hear some water running (somehow, you didnt even know they had running water)
>Then a gulp
>Then a soft "You got this! You got this Fluttershy!"
>She enters again
>And immediately after getting on your bed, she passes out
>It's time
>You immediately get to work on her hooves
>Boner for days
>Diamond weiner
>Her hooves are rough, yet so soft at certain parts
>It tastes pretty damn good too
>For it always being on the floor
>It has a sweet taste to it
>And the texture is beautiful
>You take off your pants
>Then absolutely destroy her hooves with your tongue
>You devour their texture and make them familiar to your fingers
>Woah mama
>You repeat this cycle of licking, feeling, and rubbing her hooves
>After what feels like half an hour you're about ready to finish off and send her on her way
>Just have to make it seem like you had sex until she passed out
>Then suddenly a swelling arises within you
>I mean her hooves got you going but
>This was different
>You feel a powerful primal urge
>You feel like a dog in heat
>You want to have sex with this pony
>Well your conscience doesn't, but your body isn't having anything else right now
>You immediately flip her over, revealing her mare bits
>her unconscious face is staring up at you
>you're getting ready to give into your primal urges
>then Fluttershy yawns
>shitshitshitshit
>She rubs her eyes before opening them
>Her eyes practically bulge out of her head when she sees you on top of her
>"Oh my! Is that what the drink did to you?" She eyes your erection
>You swiftly jump away from the mare and hug the nearest wall, covering your junk
"What drug?"
>You quickly dress yourself again
>"In the Appletini" she coos
"Is that what 'extra apple' is?"
>"Mhm. Their mix in particular can make any animal go into heat"
"O-oh"
>she closes in on you "Especially mares..."
>You feel sweat on your brow
"W-why are you awake?! You should be asleep right now!"
>she stops moving "Huh? Why?"
"No reason."
>A lightbulb goes off over your head
"You drank water earlier right?"
>"Mhm. With that absolutely delicious flavoring you brought"
>Shit
>"I'm feeling great! That vial is amazing. I feel the way Pinkie Pie looks!"
>Shitshit
>She gives you bedroom eyes
>"I bet I could even move like her, too"
>nope nope nope
>She jumps at you
>You dodge her by a hair, and she boops her nose on the wall
>"I-I thought we were going to have fun?"
>you thought so too
>But instead of "us" you thought it'd just be you
>You dash out of your room while she recovers from her hardcore booping
>You run outside, trying to zip up your pants and put your shirt on
>To little success
>Your door slams open and you see Fluttershy flying at you at a faster rate than she's ever gone before
>As far as you know, anyway
>You gotta get to that dumb zig's house
>This shouldnt be happening right?
>You'd think she'd just overdose instead of waking up
>Your thinking is interrupted by your uncontrollable erection sticking out from your half put on pants
>You should probably get something for that too
>Fluttershy lunges at you again and actually hits you this time
>But she's surprisingly light
>She's just wrapping her hooves around your body
>hot
>You stop running
>Jump in the air
>Then come back down into a beautiful squat
>You thought that'd do something
>It didn't
>Plan B
>You jump backwards
>In such a way that makes your back parallel to the ground
>This is the end, Fluttershy
>Or so you thought
>She quickly flies off your back with a yelp
>You just knocked the air out of yourself
>Nice
>You lie there with your erection pressing on your still exposed boxers
>Fluttershy lies on top of you
>She's saying something, but your ears are ringing
>And you're trying to breathe again
>You look at the butterhorse talking to you
>You're starting to faintly hear her
>"An... ok? Are... hurt? Did... ki... me?" She looks pretty worried
>You also feel some breath return inside of you
>Her breath smells odd
>Like sweet with a hint of alcohol
>You put your hand on Fluttershy's head, moving it down to her horse chin before lying it back on the ground
>She lets out a huge sigh and rests her head on your chest
"How disgusting."
>She lies on your chest and you continue filling your body with air
>A good 5 minutes pass
>It's oddly calm
>Peaceful, even
>You feel nothing but the pressure of Fluttershy on your chest
>You wish it could always be like this
>But like all things, it comes to an end
>And like most things, it's because Fluttershy is horny
>She starts reaching for your crotch
>You push her off and continue sprinting to Zecora's home
>Fluttershy always close behind
>Your hearing hasnt quite returned yet, but you can hear her muffled cries
>"I love you Anon! I care about you so so much! Please just let me have sex with you!"
>No way fag
>You notice that you're nearing the entrance of the Everfree Forest
>Perfect opportunity to lose her
>You run into the forest
>Fluttershy yelps and says "Anon! I-It's dangerous there!"
>She yells a few more things, but you're too far to make out the actual words
>She must be afraid of the forest
>Noted.
>You run until you're somewhat deep into the forest
>You slow down to a walk and head towards Zecora's house
 
>It takes a bit, but you finally make it
>You got your pants and shirt on thankfully
>On the way there, you heard rustling and "Oh my" being whispered from bushes, trees, and even above your head at some points
>She definitely followed you here
>You're not going to let her know that you know, or else she'll strike
>You walk up to Zecora's door and knock on it
>"Greetings Anonymous" she says
"Hello Zegress"
>she rolls her eyes "What brings you here? Did the potion get you inside of her rear?"
"Ew no, but that is why I'm here. Mind if I come inside?"
>"Of course, be my guest, but do be careful and leave my things at rest"
>You nod, and head inside
>Weird house, but at least you're not outside anymore
>"So what about the potion brought you? Decided you didnt want to be one with the zoo?"
"Are you actively making sex rhymes or are you just running out of things to say"
>"A bit of both, I must admit. But that doesnt answer why question, now does it?"
"Whatever whatever. Everything was going great. I used it on her, she was about to pass out, but it turned out she liked the taste of the stuff, so she drank it more than once"
>"Really zigga?" Her face is one of disappointment
"Yeah really"
>"Severity depends on how much she has in her. It can range from ok to making her seem off on paint thinner"
"I'm not entirely sure how much she's had"
>Suddenly a window breaks
>"I've had a ton of that sweetener! W-will I be ok?" Fluttershy intrudes
>Zecora facehoofs
>"Ok you will most likely be, but you will be full of lots of energy"
>Fluttershy looks down then smiles "That's... good! Anon and I will need it!"
"Will we? Will we really?"
>"W-well how else will you fu-"
"Thanks Zecora. Got anything to stop boners from happening?"
>Zecora laughs "I knew you would ask something like that. Your pants looked very tight, and far from flat."
>You let out a little snicker
>This zig's a funny one
>"But yes, I do have what you seek, and no side effects that leave you weak!"
"Nice. How long does it last?"
>"Ah yes, the big one. With this potion, you will surely never have bodily fun"
"I'll take it right now"
>"As you wish mastuh"
>Jesus this Zebra is a shitlord
>She finds a vial and gives it to you
"Just a swig right?"
>"Yes."
>Suddenly Fluttershy enters the conversation again
>"H-hey Anon! Weren't you listening to my romantic detailing of our first time, our eventual family, and our beautiful future!"
"No."
>Her smile fades
>"O-oh..."
"Now if you'll excuse me, I have a dick that needs breaking"
>You take a hearty swig from the vial and set it down
>Oddly sweet
>Fluttershy is practically crying, going hysterical over how "We couldve had children" and "The least you could do is have sex with me!"
>You weren't paying attention to the brunt of it, but you did say one thing
"No."
>You begin to feel your peenor deflate
>Hell yeah
>Also Fluttershy stopped going crazy for a second
>Hell yeah
>Her insanity had been replaced with a deep sadness
>Hmm...
>In between sobs, Fluttershy says "I-I just liked you Anon."
>Hmmmmm...
>She starts bawling
>Oh jeez
>"I-I didn't want any of this to happen I... I'm so sorry Anon... I just wanted to make you happy."
>Oh no
"If you wanted me to be happy, then why didn't you leave me alone?"
>Nailed it
>Fluttershy looks with an assertive gaze, trying not to sob "Because I knew you never wanted me to..."
"No I'm pretty sure I did actually"
>shit
>Her stern face sinks back into a sad one "I would've been fine just being friends, if it meant you wouldn't hate me"
"You could've said so a long time ago"
>She bites her lip "W-well yeah... but I still felt a hope in me... a hope that maybe... just maybe, you would love me back eventually"
>You put your hands to your face
"Look. I'm not in the mood to talk about this shit ok? My peenie weenie doesnt even work anymore so I dont know what you want from me"
>She looks ridiculously sad
>Fuck
"Let's just both go home"
>Zecora is dumbfounded
>"Dayum zigga you swerved that bitch!"
>If you weren't so filled with hate and regret you would laugh so hard at that
"Whatever, you Porch Donkey."
>And with that, you and Fluttershy leave Zecora's home, going your seperate ways home
>You go to sleep the moment you get home
>The sting of regret and anger nestling in your head
>God damnit
 
>Day Whosamawhatsit in Equestria
>Wake up
>A belated usual shit, shave, shower
>A tardy but usual knock on the door
>Fluttershy
>"I-is um... Is date rape your fetish?" She asks, a bit more hesitant than usual
"No. Look. I'm friendzoning you right now. Hear me? You and I are friends, nothing more, nothing less."
>Fluttershy practically jumps out of her skin in delight
>She does a whole backflip with her wings and whatnot
"This isnt a good thing for you"
>She ignores you and keeps giggling and cheering herself on
"I know that you said you wouldnt mind just being friends and all, but why are you THIS happy?"
>"Because now I know you don't hate me." She says calmly
"Wrong. I'm only giving you this 'fine luxury' so you can know your place in my life"
>"Mhm" she says smugly
"Whatever. Just leave, friend."
>"Ok 'friend.' Tomorrow i'll try to guess the deepest darkest thing you like, just like I always do."
"I can demote you to literal stranger you know"
>She lets out an innocent laugh "Oh but I think we know eachother a little bit too much to be just strangers"
"Well from my experience, acting can make lies into realities. Now leave before I make it happen."
>"Ok 'friend.' See you tomorrow"
"Yeah whatever"
>"I love you... as a friend..." she blushes
"Uhuh sure"
>You slam your door on her
>She looked happy at least, you thought
>You're not into horsepussy, but you also aren't a monster
>You're in a world where people rarely even feel the emotion of hatred
>You certainly dont want to ruin that rarity by being mad all the time
>So maybe you can just give in slightly this time
>No romance, but not a flat out hatred either
>Being a pony pleaser sucks
>But at least you probably don't have to deal with her trying to make overtly sexual advances on you
>Right?
>Suddenly you hear a noise coming from inside your room
>You walk inside to see Fluttershy looking underneath your bed and all around your room for...
>Something
"What the hell are you doing"
>"Um... finding out what my new friend likes by looking at his things?" She has a guilty smile on her face
"Get out of here, horseface"
>"Ok... but I WILL be back tomorrow to ask my friend about what he likes, if that's ok with you"
>She trots slowly, before posing in a way that shows off her legs
>And hooves
>"I have a feeling that I'll guess it right this time" she smirks
>Fuckin Fluttershy,
>Your new friend.