>Be delivery man
>"Hello ma'-"
>"Woah what the fuck it smells like a dead body in here"
>Floorb turns around
>She walks up to you
>Somehow the stench gets worse
>You puke all over yourself and floorb
>The smelly smells combining smell even smellier
>Puke more
>Repeat until dry heaving on ground
>Floobr checks to see if you're ok
>Bad choice
>She suffocates you in her stench
>Moldy
>Like you'd left ice cream in a disconnected freezer for over a month
>Now with the added bonus of your lunch
>You breathe your last breaths as your life flashes before your eyes
>Floorb looks at you and the last thing you see is a smelly horse covered in your juices
>"Well... shit"
>U r ded
 
>Be floorb
>Huh?
>Is he dead?
>And he was kinda cute, too
>I mean he did puke on you but hey
>Its probably the first time a guy's ever lathered you with juices
>"Well shit" you say
>This green boy sexy
>Maybe you can have a little fun before you call the proper authorities
>Drag hyooman into lair of darkness
>secrets
>and ramen noodle packets
>Clear off your table full of dirty dishes
>Oh shoot
>You forgot the chinese
>The corpse had you distracted
>Get your delivered food
>Split it in two
>Sit hunk on one seat
>You take seat across from him
>"You dont come here often, huh?"
>"I'd remember a face like yours"
>"What's wrong? You havent even touched your food"
>His body droops
>Well this is boring
>Time to get to work
>Sit anon in prized gaming chair
>Many a game were played while sitting here
>Many a cloops were had
>Strip big boy of his grody puke clothes
>Mount him
>It feels very different when they're dead
>And not plastic
>Not good
>Hop off
>Drag him off of your chair
>Call cleanup crew
>"Yeah... another one"
>"Hey look! I try my best alright things add up and i'm a busy mare alright?"
>"10 minutes? Alright"
>Hang up
>Wait
>Play with dead peepee some more
>Get bored again
>Play vidya
>Hear a knock on door
>Open door
>Hazmat units come in and give you the stink eye
>Ha
>They drag out the delivery boy
>Head hazmat walks up to you
>"Hey uh... any reason why the boy was naked?" It asks
>"Smelled bad" you reply
>"Um... riight" It walks back nervously
>Cleanup crew finishes their job
>You get back to playing vidya
>That was the 3rd delivery boy this month
>New record
Da End