>Pon-E finally has arrived, been doing research about it for months and super excited
>Parents are headed out to visit my grandparents, leaving me the day free and home alone
>Room is made pony safe, rope attached to my doorknob, and orbitouch I bought for cheap is hooked up to my PC
>Going over final checks before I take it
>XL hoodie
>Check
>PC with seasons 1-3 downloaded
>Check
>Doorknob rope
>Check
>Custom earbuds I bought online for a pony’s ears
>Check
>Celestia plush 
>Check
>Bowl of water
>Check
>Alright, let’s fucking do this thing
>Check the package
>”Consume only one pill, effects last twelve hours, taking two will result in the transformation becoming permanent, leave for twelve hours in between doses. Some side effects may linger after returning to human form”
>Here we go then
>Pop one pill from its blister package and swallow
>I feel the warmth radiate through my body already
>Warmth starts in my stomach before starting to spread
>pleasant, welcoming feeling radiates through my body
>Can’t help but smile like an idiot
>everything starts going blurry as the sedatives in Pon-E kick in
>my arms give the Celestia plush a squish as I flop forward
>she wasn’t my favourite, but she’s still important to me cause a fellow anon made her for me last christmas
>world goes black around me as I hear the sound of my bones popping and cracking

>What feels like seconds later I open my eyes, it takes a moment before I can see
>Shudder in excitement before lifting up a hoof
>dark blue fur
>excitement builds faster as I shuffle across the floor to a mirror i’d laid out
>I see my reflection
>My astral mane slowly flowing in an unseen wind, stars twinkling amidst the night sky
>I can feel my heart beat, growing faster as I realise who I’ve been transformed into
>Beautiful cyan eyes staring back at me
>my long horn rising from my head, lethally sharp looking at the tip. 
>I feel my back twitch as two immense dark blue wings flare out, knocking over my lamp
>The smash of the lamp breaking shatters the silence
>Sharp inhalation of breath
“HUZZAH!”
>Wait that wasn’t what I’d planned to say
“This is peculiar, we didst not plan on saying that”
>My voice is more Luna than i’d planned, even using the royal we despite my wishes.
>Whatever, my speech doesn’t matter, I’m wasting pony time
>Standing is weird, my hind legs take a moment of thinking about to function
>I slip and flop back onto my stomach the first time
“Curse thee”
>Planting my hooves I manage to stand again, realising the slight issue of my size
>I’m not Celestia’s size but I’m still big for a pony
>my wings are brushing against the walls
>after a pause I fold them in, the soft warm feathers pressing against my barrel like a biological blanket
>With all the grace of a parapalegic I take my first step, then have to try again as I’d forgotten to move my hind leg as well

>Turning was slow, this room was definitely not big enough for me
>Going downstairs would be another challenge but I needed three things first
>I looked up at my horn and smiled
>Ok, deep breath
>Remember what /Pon-E General/ taught you
>Unicorn magic is something natural to your new body
>Telekinesis should come instinctively
>Focus on the item in your mind, surround it with your magic, then lift that magic up and the item will come with
>I focus on my phone, sitting on my desk where I left it
>Surround it with my magic
>and lift
>Cracking open an eye I see it surrounded by a cyan aura, floating up slowly
“Tis foals play”
>I brag before the phone plummets to the floor and lands in my bowl of water
>Fuck you murphy
>one panicked scramble later and my phone is out of the water, seemingly fine
>thank you armoured phone case
>I take a moment to steady my breathing before focusing on the hoodie dumped on my desk chair
>Considering my size it’ll probably just fit me
>The garment lifts off the desk chair, surrounded in my magic gently floating over to my before I release my grip and drop it on my face
>I didn’t plan for how big my horn is….
>Another application of magic and the hoodie is floating before me, I step my forelegs into the arms carefully before wiggling my head through the head hole
>oh sweet celestia it’s soft and still warm from washing it earlier
>Wait did i just think that? 
>Ignoring my weird choices of word, I float my earbuds over to my and plug them into my phone
>What song would be right?
>Eurobeat Brony?
>Nah
>Rush?
>Nah
>Pink Floyd?
>Nah
>Idea
>Bowie kicks in as I put my earbuds in
>Flick my hood up with a little magic
>it's surprisingly easy, maybe because I’m an alicorn?

>Take a few careful steps out of my room
>didn’t even need the rope, just open the door with magic
>I swear my smile must make me look like Pinkie right now
>The stairs loom before me
>Go down face first and risk falling
>/Pon-E/ warns against injuring your horn so that’s not gonna work
>Guess i’m going down backwards then
>I turn around with a little effort, blushing as my flanks squish against the wall
>The jokes about Alicorn flanks being soft seem to be true
>Shake my head to dispel any stupid cloppy ideas, we must conquer yonder stairway first!
>Reversing my divine plot down the stairs proves to be rather simply
>Just move one hind leg down then a fore leg, then the other hind leg and fore leg
>rinse and repeat until finally I feel myself at the bottom of the stairs
>I fight the urge to celebrate until I’m completely down the stairs
>another few steps and I’m downstairs
>the big flat screen in the lounge beckons to me
>I turn and head to the Kitchen to grab some snacks first
>unable to hear the clop of my hooves on the wooden floor over Bowie giving it his all
>I feel two pairs of eyes on me as I step into the kitchen.
>Tossing back my hood with a triumphant flick of my head I look about the room
>Oh buck
>my parents, for some reason are home, and are now staring at the Alicorn princess in their kitchen…
“Greetings parents”
>”What the fuck”
>Well at least mum isn’t
>Nope she just started screaming

“Prithy, Why art thee home? Thou claimed to be departing nigh on thirty minutes ago?”
>”We forgot the keys to my mother’s house. Wait Anon?”
“In the flesh, Although we would prefer to be called Luna”
>Mum stops screaming to take a breath
>”WHY THE FUCK IS MY BABY BOY A HORSE, WHAT DID YOU DO”
>She yells whilst storming towards me
>My ears flatten as I scramble backwards, my hoove slipping on the wooden floor as I panic
>turns out a human who is about five inches taller than you can be terrifying
“We consumed a drug to transform ourselves into a pony from our favourite show, we didst not anticipate on being turned into Princess Luna”
>”Wait you’re a woman now?” dad chimes in over mum’s shoulder
“A mare but yes”
>Mum looks at me with an expression which looks like a mixture between hate and regret
>Before I can speak she storms off, slamming the front door behind her.
>”Don’t burn the house down and for god’s sake don’t go outside.”
>Dad says before practically running off to catch my mother.
“We shall refrain from experimenting with pyromancy, tis more Tia’s skill set than ours anyways.”
>Not sure why I referenced Celestia but hardly matters
>Ignoring the looming family collapse I trot over to the sofa and drop to the floor
>Watch Pony whilst Pony
>the best way to use my time
>Mental note to write on the thread that if any Anon got turned into a canon pony they should email me
>I wonder if there is a Celestia anon out there, could be interesting
>Still for now hardly matters
>Winter Wrap up has started and I’m damn well going to sing along