Not even canada could defend itself from horse pussy It's a sneed life You are now imagining a big fat throbbing horse cock >rape Now that I think about it Brand Blueprint sounds like some corporate pony's name, if ever there were a Hasbro rep OC created. Reeeeeeeeeeee Ur waifu a qt I haven't kept up with the comics, I don't know anything about King Zebra Sack. Hi. Anon. Celestia wants to really let loose and take a vacation. Not a vacation from work, but a vacation from being the good princess everyone loves her for being. But how can she really do the horrible things she'd like to do and not ruin her reputation? She has found a way. Having secretly imprisoned Queen Chrysalis, Celestia intends to live out all her evil fantasies and then claim Chrysalis did them in her form, letting the changeling queen take the fall. But is it really just a vacation? How is it even possible for a pony like Celestia to become so deranged? There’s more to it than that; more than even Celestia knows. Story contains most every type of sex, rape, vore, foalcon, gore, bodily fluids, etc that you can imagine. A more specific chapter-by-chapter content is further below, which is spoilery if amusing, but the basics are here: abortion (via cock and other methods), asphyxiation (via drowning, choking, hanging, cocks, etc), bodily fluids (blood, cum, piss, scat, puss, vomit, etc), bondage (gags, restraints, fuck swings), city demolition, death/murder/necrophilia, death-matches between faithful students, double-or-more penetration, fates worse than death, foalcon/fetuscon, friendship lessons, futa, genocide, human world getting fucked but fuck them, impalement( via cock and other methods), impregnation, incest, mind control/deception/misplaced vengeance, medieval tortures, naughty language, not thinking things through, oral, public naughtiness, sex (every natural hole and others), small council meetings (more horrifying than it sounds), three-or-more-somes, torture via time travel, villains so evil that other villains become protagonists without reforming, virginity (but never for long), vore (soft and hard via mouth, cock, cunt, soul, cooking, etc), wondering why she’s doing this until you find out, zombies (because everything is better with zombies) Beep boop ur a faget feelin GOOOOOOD AS HEEEEELLLLLLL get rid of that fucking EqG shit holy crap, kys https://files.catbox.moe/yeufc8.jpg N Put Dyx in /) And then they have to use the [A.V.] you know, the Artificial Vagina ? Hottest shit I've ever seen. But then you have to prevent the stallion from spilling, cause that shit's worth more than gold. That's why you need an expert :hors: BRING BACK PINK DOG Starlight's Flight and Slight >Sita Babs sneed WIN SPRING, FAGS! Sometimes I remember back when 9 years ago people said this fandom would never amount to anything, 9 years latter and the highlight of my life is watching digital soccer plays with ridiculous-sized heads play virtual kickyball in a custom arena. 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There's no gold in Ft. Trot, only Ft. Flam. >direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line >sabotaged the spaceX rocket because they will fund the 1st pony flight to the Moon on their own initiative in a few years (the 1st official one - they've already been to the Moon many times) >will bankroll the 1st cities on the Moon (Flimingrad will be be the 1st city) >own 99% of DNA editing spell books in Equestria >first designer foals will in all likelihood be Flim-Flam foals >own nanobot R&D labs around the world >you likely have FlimbotsTM inside you right now >kept the electric carriage down for decades so they could release their own carriage based on string theory to the market >currently at war with Equine Musk because of this >the big red phone in the Dragon Lands is a direct line to the Flim-Flam Manor >last person who missed a call was Dragon Lord Torch. He resigned and fled the country in fear and the twins destroyed the Dragon Lands in a fit of rage. >ancient buffalo scriptures depict them as two alicorns who will descend upon Equestria and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them >in regular communication with the Arch-writers Vogel and Haber, forwarding the word of Hasbro to the ponies >the twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base pony >in reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big buck to the end of the whinniverse >don't know their ultimate plans yet. We only pray they are benevolent beings. Dolphin pussy is better than human pussy and is, dare I say it, an acceptable substitute to mare pussy. Kill yourself you hack frauds, if I already didn't say it "when I was a young boy, my father took me into the city, to see the pony band he said ""son when you grow up, would you be the autist or the damned?"" he said ""will you defeat them, the liars and all the no hooves, the lovers of the hands?"" ""because one day I'll leave you, a phantom to lead you to equestria, to join the horsefuckers brigade""" >tfw don't know the answer Happy Easter, fellas 6675309 I want to suck Dyx FREE MY NIGGA CHAD SPIKE Derpy is the best pony. > see above I'm a pleb Please pass the egg salad You're my favorite faggots on /mlp/, do excellent ok fag make milky's tiddies bigger and uncensored or else I aint watchin next cup Sack titan