>"Oh, my..."
>The five friends looked upwards, in awe.
>The sun was blocked out by Pinkie's mane, and replaced by her beaming, smiling face.
>"Hey, Twilight! Look what that potion did to me! I can't even SEE you guys you're so small!"
>She studied the mass of land before her. The entirety of Equestria was like a small model; every town and city nothing more than a tiny cluster of buildings and every hill and landmark so small she could hold it in her hoof.
>"Twilight!? What's going on? H-How did this happen!?"
>The alicorn stammered anxiously.
>"I- I don't know! She must have gotten into some of my potions but I had no idea any of them could do this!"
>"Can she even hear us?" Applejack tried calling out, but Pinkie's expression remained unchanged.
>"Unlikely. I doubt she can even see us, let alone hear us."
>"Boy, being this huge is tiring! I'm gonna need to sit down!"
>"Pinkie! Wait!"
>It was useless, though. Even if she could hear them, she had already swerved herself round and was bringing her rump steadily down towards Ponyville.
>It was like a huge, shifting behemoth that got closer and closer.
>Everypony made an attempt to scatter, but it was no use. Even if they could run all the way to Canterlot the shockwave would get them.
>"Twilight! What do we do!? She's coming right at us!"
>"I don't know, girls! Maybe if I can get to the library and-"
>It was far too late, though.
>With a seismic crash that boomed thousands of miles across, Pinkie's plot landed down over Ponyville, forming a slight crater in the surface of the earth.
>The residents of Ponyville weren't sure if they were dead or alive for a few moments.
>All the light had been blocked out entirely.
>They could feel something though.
>Rubbery, slightly sweaty, that seemed to flex every few seconds.
>"Uh, girls, anyone else thinking we're in-?"
>"Oh, Applejack, you can't be suggesting-"
>Rainbow looked around her and reached the same conclusion.
>"We're in Pinkie's asshole!"
>It was a vast crater of muscle that sucked the ponies towards its center with every flex.
>It was also hard to ignore the overwhelmingly musky smell that surrounded everypony.
>The air was heavy and thick; tinged with sweat and Pinkie's unclean body odor.
>"Twilight? If you're gonna suddenly come up with some genius plan that saves all of us, now's the time to do it!"
>"Yeah, Twi, I can't say I'm all too keen to take up permanent residence in Pinkie's chocolate factory." Applejack tried to grasp on to a fold or crease, but it was too slippery.
>"I'm trying to think! Maybe if we can-"
>Too late.
>With a pucker, Pinkie's plothole sucked the five ponies, along with the rest of the townsfolk unfortunate enough to be pinned beneath her, inside her sphincter.
>It closed around them, sealing their fate.
>There was no getting out now.