Anonymous
>"You OK, sugarcube?"
>"Huh?"
>Applebloom stopped squirming in her seat and looked from her books.
>Applejack put some buttered toast and apples on her sister's plate and sat down.
>"You seem awful fidgity this morning."
>Applebloom blushed.
>"Oh, it's nothing big sis. Ah'm just nervous about mah final exam next week."
>Applebloom went back to her books, absentmindedly chewing on her toast.
>The two sisters sat in silence, eating thier breakfast.
>Applebloom slowly started to squirm as she ate.
>Rubbing her hind legs together.
>Grinding her rump against the chair.
>Once they were done, Applejack stacked her plate on top of her sister's.
>"Would you mind washing the dishes for me, Applebloom?"
>"Me? But, uh, Ah really should keep studying..."
>"And Ah should be out in the orchard. There's no excuse for skipping chores, though."
>"Ugh!"
>Applebloom slid off her chair, keeping herself between it and Applejack.
>She hurredly pushed it under the table before taking the plates to the sink.
>As her sister was washing, Applejack quietly drew her sister's chair out from under the table.
>There was a damp patch right in the center of the seat.
>Applejack sighed.
>"Hey, Applebloom, Ah have to go to market today. Want to come with?"
>"Sis, my exam is in a week's time. I really need to study!"
>"Yeah, but you've been studying so hard. I think you could use some relief."
>"Alright. If you think it's OK.
>"Well, let's get going then. No time like the present."

>The two sisters walked down an alley close to the the town square.
>Halfway along, they stopped at a small, nondescript wooden door.
>"Well, Applebloom, here we are."
>"What do you mean? Is this a secret shop?"
>"Well, it's kind of a secret. In fact, lots of mares know about it. We just don't talk about it."
>Applejack opened the door and the pair walked inside.
>Inside there was a single long room, with wooden stalls down both sides.
>A number between one and nine was painted on each stall door, seemingly at random.
>It was dark and damp, the only light coming from a few lanterns hung from the ceiling.
>A few ventilation shafts, set high into the walls, did little to alleviate a powerful funk which permeated the air.
>"Ah figured Ah wouldn't have to do this for maybe a couple of years, seeing as your cutie mark came so late and all. Applebloom, do ya know what estrus is?"
>Appleblooom's face went bright red.
>"You could tell?"
>"Me and any stallion in town who saw y'all walk past swinging your hips like that."
>Applebloom hung her head low.
>Applejack put a hoof around her sister's shoulder.
>"Now Applebloom, it's nothing to be ashamed about. Every mare gets like that every now and then. That's why we have this place."
>Applejack put her hoof on the closest stall door, marked with a four.
>"This is where a mare can find some relief."
>She pushed, and the door swung open.

>The stall was very simple.
>A shelf on one wall housed several bottles of strange fluids.
>A bucket and sponge sat beneath a spigot in a corner.
>A channel had been cut down the center of the floor, leading to a drain.
>And jutting out of the back wall, dominating the stall, was a large, black rubber horsecock.
>"Now, Ah know that you'll be thinking about colts a lot for a while, and y'all might feel like you'd want to, ahem, meet one..."
>Applebloom was staring at the cock, speechless.
>"...but that can lead to a whole mess of trouble. so for now, if y'all feel the urge, Ah want you to come here instead. OK?"
>"It... it's so big..."
>"Ah guess it is for a filly your size. Come on, lets start you off with something milder."
>Applejack let the door swing closed and led her sister away.
>They stopped outside a stall marked with the number one.
>"This here might be more your speed. Take your time, Ah'll be waiting outside."
>Applejack turned and started to walk away.
>"Oh, and make sure y'all clean it when you're done."

>Applebloom walked into the stall and let the door close behind her.
>It looked the same as the first one she saw, only the dildo on the wall was far smaller.
>Applebloom was still unsure whether she'd be able to fit it in.
>She moved closer and gave it a sniff.
>It smelled like soap, so at least it was clean.
>A small tap from her hoof set the tip bouncing up and down.
>Giggling, she turned to study the shelf of bottles.
>One was the soap, easy enough to work out what to do with that.
>The others all had strange and exotic names.
>A large blue one caught her eye.
>'Pega-Glide, with added musk'
>She took the bottle off the shelf andunscrewed the lid.
>The smell that hit Applebloom instantly weakened her knees.
>It reminded her of Big Mac after a hard day on the orchard, only different somehow.
>Whatever it was, she found it captivating.
>Grinding her rear legs together, she poured some of the fluid onto her hoof.
>It was goopy, but still seemed slick.
>Applebloom looked towards the cock hanging from the wall.
>Maybe it would help to ease the phallus into her.
>She turned and started to rub the lube on her hoof over the rubber cock.
>As she applied it, the smell became stronger and stronger.
>The intoxicating scent soon became too much to bear.
>Still grinding her hind legs, Applebloom pressed her face up against the cock.
>Eyes closed and inhaling deeply, she ran her cheek along it's shaft.
>Her tongue poked from the corner of her mouth to taste the mesmerising fluid.
>Her own warm fluid began to run down her thighs.
>Shaking, she stepped back, nervous about her next actions.
>She turned, lining the cock up directly behind her, and started to walk backwards.

>The first attempt missed, slipping between her thighs and against her marehood.
>Even that was nearly too much to take.
>It was enough to draw a moan from her, and she struggled to stay standing.
>Her quaking thighs held the shaft against her lips and clit as she began to rock her hips back and forth.
>Applebloom bit her lip to keep from crying out as she slid against the shaft.
>Her own juices added to the lube on the cock, making it ever more slippery.
>The scents combined, heated by the friction, to fill the stall and add thier own musk to the room.
>Rivulets of the mixture, combined with sweat, ran down her legs and dripped onto the floor.
>Deciding it was time, Applebloom stepped forward and used a hoof to line up the tip of the cock with her marehood.
>Leaning back, she felt the tip of the cock press against her.
>She felt her lips slowly parting as her quivering haunches inched backwards.
>The cock was stretching her, and meeting more resistance the further she went.
>She closed her eyes, took a breath, and pushed backwards.

>Something gave, and the tip slipped into her.
>A wave of pleasure washed through her body, and she squeaked in joy.
>Panting and sweat-drenched, she stood still for a few moments.
>She'd played with herself out of curiosity before, but this was a whole other level.
>The slight pain of the stretching was counteracted by the ecstacy that flooded her with every tiny movement.
>She felt like she'd never been more in touch with her body.
>Applebloom took a ginger step backwards, pushing more of the shaft into her body.
>It slipped in easily, stretching her lips more as is went in.
>She found herself unconsiously massaging the fake cock with the muscles of her vagina.
>She could feel every ridge and bump against her insides.
>Slipping further back, she came up against a ring.
>Just a little further, and it would be all the way inside her.
>But that ring was making it harder.
>Determined to go the whole way, she steeled herself for the last step.
>She raised a hindhoof, and set it behind her.

>"OH!"
>Applebloom cried out in surprise as the floor under her hoof gave way and the cock forced itself into her.
>The ring pushed past her lips, briefly tapping her clit as it went in.
>Her legs buckled and she fell to the floor, her hips only held up by the cock inside her..
>The pressure sent new feelings of pleasure through her, and it was a few moments before she was able to see what had happened.
>Standing, she looked behind to see what was under her hoof.
>A couple of pedals were set into the floor under the cock.
>Curious, Applebloom set a hoof on the other petal and pressed.
>Sure enough, the cock retracted into the wall drawing it out of her body and nearly sending her to the floor again.
>Throughly dripping, she started to slowly tread on one pedal, then the other.
>The cock moved, pushing in and out of her, each time the ring stretching out her lips.
>She lowered her chest, rocking her hips upwards, so that the cock would press more against her clit with each stroke.
>Holding her thights together to increase the pressure on the cock, she started to pedal faster and faster.
>It seemed to be building momentum, not needing so much of her input to keep going.
>She bit her lip again as each stroke built upon her pleasure.
>Her legs opened slightly, and she pressed a hoof between them.
>She pushed her clit against the shaft as it pumped her.
>Sweat and lube puddled underneath her as she struggled to stay quiet.
>She bit her one free hoof as she felt her vaginal muscles moving on their own.

>It seemed like the pedals were working her legs now, rather than the other way around.
>Her whole body was tightening up.
>She closed her eyes and moaned, knowing what was to come next.
>She'd heard rumours, but she never dreamed it could feel this good.
>A powerful force seemed to be welling up inside her.
>It ws useless to resist, all she could do ws keep going.
>She raised her chest and set her forehooves in front of her, ready for one final push.
>When the time was right, she stamped on the pedal andpush backwards.
>Her haunches slapped the wall as the cock plowed into her.
>"AAH!"
>Every muscle in her body contracted, sending wave after wave of orgasmic pleasure from her hooves to the tips of her ears.
>She fell forward, shaking all over.
>The rubber cock fell out of her with a pop and sprung upwards, spraying her back with lube and marecum.
>She lay there, panting, covered in sweat and her own juices, unable to do anything but close her eyes.

>Some time later, Applebloom managed to stand up.
>She cleaned herself with the soap and sponge, then the cock, before using the bucket to rinse the floor.
>Just before leaving, she kissed the tip of the cock.
>"Thank you."
>She smiled, and left the stall.
>Applejack was waiting for her in the alley.
>"All good, sugarcube?"
>"You bet!"
>"Come on, let's get you back you your books. Ah hear there's a big exam coming up."
>As they walked away, Applebloom made a mental note of where the secret door is.
>She'd have to come back soon.
>And maybe bring the Crusaders.

The end. 

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http://pastebin.com/ukrxas4n - Carrot Top x Anon story by RainType

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Anonymous
>be pony businessstallion in manehattan
>Wake up 15 minutes late, no time for breakfast or grooming run straight for the subway
>Its going to be one of those days

>get on crowded train with awkward morning boner hanging out
>shuffle around awkwardly cramped between dazed looking passangers
>whole place stiflingly hot and sweaty
>hear loud moaning coming from the other side of the cart
>bingo!
>there's a yellow mare getting DP'd a few feet from where you're standing
>you start to push forward 
"Sorry!Excuse me!Could I just..."
>now if you can...just...reach!
"Coming through!Oof!"
>no luck, the train is too crowded and you get shoved back by ponies giving you the stink eye
>meanwhile the moaning turns into shrieks of pleasure
>oh for Celestia's sake someone just gag her already!
*sigh*
>one of those days

>you start looking around for something a little more approachable 
>There's a highschool filly by the doors chewing some gum and gazing outside with a blank expression
>maybe if you...
>you move forward and start to awkwardly bump your cock on her rump, once, twice
>finally with a exasperated sigh and roll of her eyes she lazily lifts her tail out of the way 
>Yes!
>You dive in eagerly and it's like throwing yourself into a cool swimming pool
>meanwhile from the nearby panting you can guess the other passangers are starting to wake up no doubt thanks to miss soprano whose either calmed down or finally gotten her face stuffed
>all you can see though is the filly's bored looking expression reflected in the window
>no real time to do anything about that as you've got at most a few minutes to...
>the doors open with a ding and the filly walks of leaving you scrambling for balance
"Ah hey! I wasn't..." "Sorry this is my stop"
> she trots off without a backwards glance leaving you worse off than before
>definetly one of those days
>you don't really have the energy for it any more 
>as you arrive for work with your mane a mess, your breath smelling like something died in your mouth and limping on a footlong boner only to have your boss berate you for your unprofessional appearance as she gives you a limp wristed hoofjob in the hallway and sending you off to clean yourself up afterwards
>thus begins another glorious day in Manehattan

>day sequel in Manehattan
>it's breaktime 
*gurgle*
>and you're reeealy feeling that skipped breakfast right now
>the cafeteria in your office building doesn't open until noon so you're
out here on the street waiting in line for a tofudog
>"tofu" being a relative term when it comes to this place
>don't think about the chunky bits
>don't
*gurgle*
>but the call of nature will not be silenced
>speaking of nature you've had the nauseating pleasure of hearing Bread Winner and Office Bicycle banging up against your cubicle wall for the past hour and a half
>fucking Bread 
>you know he only got that PROMOTION due to the boss finding his clop folder
>both inflation fetishists, who would have guessed?
>anyway thanks to mr.blowupdoll performance (which doesn't count as wasting company time for some reason) you're sporting another chubby
>It's enough to drive a stallion to touch themselves
>you heard that causes schitzophrenia though
>mom always said to ask an adult
>Stranger Favor! posters of a smiling Celestia in a trenchcoat spring to mind
>unf 
>that ass, you knew you should have joined the guard
>you bet the captain is having an alicorn fourway right now!
>>meanwhile
>>Shining Armor is having an alicorn fourway right now!
>goddesses damn him
>>meanwhile
>>"DAMN YOU YOU FRUITY PANSEY LUNA DEMANDS MORE PLEASURE!"
*sigh*
>Well count your blessings it looks like you're next in line

>*SMASH*
>"closed" reads sign slapped in front of your muzzle
>
>
>
>Idonteven
>theres
>and thne theres
>FUCK
"FUCK."
>Perfect
"That's just perfect"
>You sit your ass down on the pavement and just stare at your hooves for a moment
*sigh*
>You can't even bring yourself to properly cuss out the vendor
"What'd be the point?"
*gurgle*
>~"Just fooor yoouu!"
>*SMASH*

>you're laying on your back 
>it's been a while since you looked up at the sky
>it's a nice day
>something brown is falling
>something white is stirring on your chest
>"Oh my goodness! I am so dreadfully sorry! I must have not been paying attention I-"
"Ah"
>Suddenly your mouth is full of flavor
>Carrot and mustard and daffodil
>You love daffodils
>"Ah"
*bite**crunch**chew*
>the carrotdog that fell into your mouth disappears leaving naught but a smile
>on both you and the stylishly coiffured unicorn on your chest
>"Well finders keepers I suppose, are you alright darling?"
"Better than ever"
>Smooth
>the fact that you mean it helps with the delivery
>"Oh" and the following titter makes you liar
>This.
>This is the best you've ever been.
>"Well then dahling" and drawl on that last darling makes sure you two are joined by a third party in the middle
>"If you're sure I can't-oh" whose arrival is swiftly noticed
>"Well, NOW I feel just plain guilty!"she says with a grin that says she feels anything but
>"Would you mind if I?"
"Oh no"
>You don't mind one bit 
>She lowers herself with agonizingly slow pace beneath your middle keeping her eyes on yours not parting with her grin
>a lock of purple falls and elegantly obscures the right side of her face
>is this real life
>she gives a sniff on arrival running from balls up your entire length and finishing at the tip with an expression you vow to commit to memory
>It is this:
>her eyes are closed
>her lips are pursed
>her cheeks are puffed
>she's smiling
>blissfully
>or is this just fantasy

>then it begins
>a kiss
>then a nuzzle
>and finally she descends lips part and her tongue does pirouettes on your cockhead
>she throws her eyes between your face and your member as if deciding which half of you is more worthy of the attention and finally throwing caution to the wind she swallows your entirety with abandon
"Ohhhh"
>You throw your head back and this is approximately when all of it hits you all at once like if every sensation up until now had been told to file tax returns before gaining admittance to your brain
>Also it's when you remember you're in the middle of the street
>forcing your eyes back open you have a look at your surroundings to determine whether or not you're gonna get busted for inhibiting traffic
>not that you give a fuck, but you want this to last
>It's seems like you've gained a small audience 
>some young mares are standing around in a semicircle and is that some sort of ...lizard?
>it looks ticked, poor dude sure is carrying a load
>"Mhhrhshth, Mh Hrr th Shhm mhh mkhm hm"
>OhDearSWEETCelestia she's humming! 
>You snap your head back to attention and see her give a mischievous wink
>looks like even if she enjoys your lower half she's not eager to give up on the rest of you
>some shuffling from behind you alerts you to the butteryellow pegasus next to you
>"u-Um hi! That-the uhm street looks pretty uncomfortable s-so you can lean on me, t-that is if-if you like?"
"O-oh, t-thank you."
>wat
>The mare smiles cutely and nuzzles up behind you cushioning you softly with her wings
>Does this count as a threesome?
>"Wow! I've never seen anyone take it from Rarity this long!" says a crackly voice from behind you
>To be honest the best explanation you can think of is that you got hit by a cart and that this is all a dream

>The combination of hecklers and you presumably getting too cozy with butteryellow brings a change over the unicorn whose eyes narrow in challenge.
>*Pop* "Well darling, it looks like this" as she indicates with another nuzzle"rather sizable problem requires more focused efforts"
>"Girls, if you would assist?"
>and suddenly you're swarmed like you haven't been since you came first at the regional horseshoe throwing competition
>you're not too sure what belongs to whom anymore but you're fairly certain that that isn't a mouth anymore
>at least not just a mouth
>From the sound of things Rarity(?) has taken position up top and her assistants are providing ground support via generously bathing the conjoining region with their tongues
>Your oversight of events is rather hampered by the sight of purple marevag covering the entirety of your vision
>There is but one course of action available to the gentlestallion in this situation
>>meanwhile
>>"Wait! There's never been six alicorns let alone seven!"
>>"Neigh! You do not comprehend! The presence of but a single alicorn is sufficient to earn the title of alicorn sevensome!"
>hah!
>You get a final wind via some cosmic realization that will no doubt reoccur to you when you are less busy
>for now you give your all towards what you know to be a hopeless battle
>you're rewarded with having the purple presence above you give a small kick and shudder before the ministrations of unseen forces above your command bring 
you over the edge 

>As you lay there panting mess you notice you're not the only one exhausted
>Two of the mares are propping up the purple pegasus who was on top of you meanwhile an energetic pink puff can be seen on clean up duty down under
>And finally
>"That was so amazing!" coos the pegasus in your ear who you're fairly sure never moved during the whole mess
>"Right you are darling! They sure do know their business down here in Manehattan." says a rather less coiffed unicorn now pretty much back where she started, albeit on her back
>your grin is about as goofy as it gets

>Saying goodbye to the girls after receiving an invitation to a local fashion show
>"Where the heck have you been! Didn't I tell you to clean up you look like you've been rolling around on the street-*umph"
>The complaining is hampered on account of your tongue in her mouth.
>"What are you-?"
"Earning a promotion"
>and then you put the squeeze on her

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HAIL 2 U (Anonymous)
>Be Anon
>You and Twilight are in Canterlot, visiting the sisters
>After falling outta that there portal in the Everfree, Twilight decided to bring you to them, figuring they would want to know an anomaly such as yourself in person
>After initial talks n' such, the princesses decided to let you stay with them
>You didn't want that
>No offense to them, but you already felt enough like an outsider
>Having your only friends be royalty would just add to that
>You decided to stay with Twi instead
>Lots of common ponies
>Not too far from Canterlot either
>You compromised to visit every month or so
>To check in
>And royal horse fuggs
>You tried to resist at first
>They were horses, why would you want to bone horses?
>But after much temptation from the sisters (from raising their tails to literally just asking for it outright)
>Like a Stand appearing from its master for the first time, your inner horsefucker came out
>and came
>and came
>and came
>Midway through Night Court too
>Luna at least tried to keep composure
>TRIED, if not exactly successful
>After a while, you noticed some of the dignitaries, ambassadors, hell, any pony that happened to be in the room masturbating
>Next thing you know, the Night Court became a damned orgy
>A recess had to be called
>"Anooon, oh Anooon..."
>Shit, Twibbles must've been talking
>DAMN YOU, EXPOSITORY FLASHBACK
"Yeah Twi?"
>"You doin' okay?" She gives a lighthearted chuckle
"Yeah, I-"
>"You sure?"
>She points at your crotch
>Ach, I see
>Anon Jr.
>I thought I told you to stay home
>"I know a way to help with that"
"You wanna-"
>"Not me, silly! I'm not up for it right now. But I know somepony else who could..."
>She waves a hoof, urging you to follow
>"Come on!"

>After a minute or so of powerwalking, you both arrive at the front doors of the royal palace
>Twonkadonk gestures towards one of the guards
>...What? What are you supposed to do?
"What's with the gestures?"
>"Anypony in need of sexual relief is allowed to use the guards."
"..."
"Uh-are-"
"...Are you serious?"
>"Yeah! Royal decree."
"...no shit."
>"Yeah!"
>They seriously just let anyone...
>...fuck the guards?
>Huh
"So you've..."
>"Yeah. Everypony has."
"Seriously?"
>"Of course. How do you think I, let alone hundreds of students, got through heat season?"
"Oooh, yeah that make s- Wait, I thought you said you were a virgin!"
>"It doesn't count if it's a guard!"
>So they're like... Prostitutes?
>Who you didn't have to pay
>And were also guards
>Goddamn.jpg
>Wait, what if a guard didn't want it?
>For that matter, what about guards who are straight or gay?
>If your special somepony is a guard, are they re-
>"Anon, you're spacing out again."
"Sorry, sorry, just thinking about... Implications."
>"So, you gonna..."
>You weren't sure if...
>Fuck it, might as well
"Alright, here goes.."
>You approach the guard on the right side
>A unicorn mare, smaller than most, with a white coat and dark brown mane, her horn suprisingly long and girthy
>You're not exactly sure how to broach the topic of sex with somepony that might as well be a statue but...
>"You don't have to ask, you can just do it."
>You look at the lavender alicorn beside you, whose now making a gesture that reads "Dude, just give her the dick"
>You can't tell if this is fucked up or what but...
>You pull down your pants and underwear, revealing your cock at attention
>Nervously, you kneel down and prod the mare's mouth with the tip before fully entering
>Seems she's given you some room
>After gripping onto her horn for stability you begin to pump, steadily gaining a rhythm with each thrust

>You feel the inside of her mouth with your cock, rubbing against the tongue
>and she's not doing anything
>Seriously, no tongue movement, no head bobbing, no sucking
>Her mouth may as well be a fleshlight
>S-should this expand dong?
>Because it does
>You begin to quicken your pace, all the while looking at her face, which at no point changes from the stern expression that all guards hold
>Soon enough, you're close
>Your pace quickens as your heart begins to pound harder than before
>Ooohhfuuuck
>You let out a moan
>Her unmoving tongue feels great against your cock
>hnnnnnfuuuu-
>Before you can consider pulling out, you climax
>You pull the mare's head into your crotch, filling her mouth with cum
>Even now, no sucking or spitting or anything
>You slowly pull your dick out
>As you do, a bit of semen follows, dribbling down her chin
>You can't believe you just came into what is essentially a living statue
>You're not sure how to react
>So you turn to your resident egghead at your side to see how she's doing
>She's probably bored out of her mind-
>Nevermind, she seems to be paying close attention, sitting on the pavement
>Rubbing against it with her flank
>Yep, you can here squelches and groans
"I thought you said you weren't felling it right now."
>She snaps out of her lustful stupor, looking up at you
>"Well I mean- I- You wer-"
"Calm down Sparkle, I'm not judging you or anything."
>She gets up and dusts her flank, a wet spot residing where she was sitting
>"So, you good?"
>...
>The princesses wouldn't mind if you're a little late, right?
"I could go for another round"



>You slowly make your way to the guardmare's backside, tracing your finger along her golden armor
>It was quite ornate, you had to admit
>They really sprung for protection, in at least one aspect
>You eventually arrive at her rear
>Seems there's no plate or mail here for protection
"Gotta wonder why they don't cover this up"
>"Standard military issue armor DOES cover the back, actually. It's only the guards who have the missisng rear."
>That actually kinda made sense, since other branches of the Equestrian military might see more action than regular old guards
>You raise the guardmare's tail, and get a full view of the works
>Horsepuss, check
>Ponut, check
>No point in wasting time
>You lower yourself, face at level with her vag
>You slide your finger over the slit
>Still nothing
>You rub a little more
>No movement
>You see her clitoris wink at you
>you lightly brush it
>Then...
>A shudder
>Barely noticeable, but there
>...
>Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!
>You thought mouthfucking a disinterested guard expanded dong
>But now it's time for the FEATURE LENGTH EXPANSION
>"ohhfmmmm.."
>You hear a moan n' gron from up front
>Wait, she can't have broken already
>Is her clit THAT sensi-
>Nope, it's Purple Smart doin' her own thing
>Just goin' at it with her hoof
>You COULD take care of-
>No, not yet
>You have a guard to break
>Moving back in position, you ever so slightly slide your index finger inside her folds, soon to be joined by your middle finger
>Steadily fiddling with her lips, you check for any sign of movement
>...It's still not much
>But it's there
>Let's get serious
>You slide your fingers deeper in, and begin to thrust them at a steady pace, every once in a while rubbing at her clit
>"hmmmmnnn"
>Is that the guard, or Twinkydink?
>You can feel her shaking a bit, but you have to assume the guard is still standing tall

>You look down
>Seems Anon Jr needs a minute to-
>You hear the tiniest sqeuak
>You then feel some liquid squirt onto your hand
>NEVERMIND, WE'RE BACK IN BUSINESS!!
>Still kneeing slightly, you raise yourself to where your groin and hers meet
>Tail in hand, cock at ready, you slide yourself in
>Pumping at a steady pace, you check to see for any signs of breaking down
>She's shaking even more now, but nothing else
>You barely hear someone moaning, at first assuming that Twilight's still goi-
>One glance in her direction and nope, she's spent
>On her back, heavy panting, ground around her moistened? Yeah, she's done
>So you ARE making progress
>There's not much of a crack in the stone
>But she's weathering
>You decide to kick it up a notch
>You speed up your thrusts
>As you do, her vagina seems to tighten more and more
>At this point, she's practically milking you
>You lean over her back and spot her horn
>Ooohohohohohoh, this oughtta do something
>Your hand finds its way to the tip, and with just a touch-
>"ee-"
>A warm liquid sprays onto your nether
>OOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>NOW WE'RE GETTIN' SOMEWHERE
>You begin to jerk her horn
>Looking at her face, you see she's gone wide-eyed
>Her mouth is puckered
>She's trying her hardest to not move
>We can't have that now, can we?
>You're starting to edge
>You're done teasing her
>No holding back now!
>DIVE DIVE DIVE!
>A smack is heard as you penetrate her with your full length
>As you do, you reach your head over to her horn
>You see her front legs begin to buckle
>After lowering them a bit, you finally wrap your mouth around it her horn
>OoooooooOooOO-
>Both at the same time, you and the guard orgasm
>You feel your crotch warm as she spurts her juices
>You fill her womb with your semen, your thrusts slowing to a halt
>And you feel something hit the roof of your mouth (some magical liquid? You're not sure)
>In the afterglow, you look down at the small white unicorn's face.

>Her eyes are pointed upwards
>She's panting
>Her tongue is out
>SUCCESS
>You take her horn out of your mouth and take your cock out of her
>You pull your pants back up
>You done good, Anon
>You done good
>"Wow, that's kind of impressive"
>Your attention is turned to Twilight, now inspecting the guard in front of her
>"It's not often a guard just gives in like that."
>"GUARDSMARE"
>"YES PRINCESS?"
>The mare before you jolts to attention, causing you to jump a bit
>You look to the doors to see Celestia standing there with a look like someone pissed in her cereal
>"WHAT DID WE TELL YOU ABOUT MOVING?!"
>"YOU TOLD ME TO REMAIN UNMOVING UNLESS TROUBLE PRESENTED ITSELF, MA'AM!"
>"WAS MISTER ANONYMOUS TROUBLE, GAURDSMARE?!"
>The guard pauses for a second
>"WELL? WAS HE OR WAS HE NOT TROUBLE?"
>"APOLOGIES, PRINCESS, BUT I COULDN'T TAKE HIS GIRTH FOR LONG!"
>"SO YOU ADMIT TO FALTERING ON THE JOB?"
>"YES PRINCESS!"
>Celestia lowers her head to the unicorn guard's, keeping her at eye level
>"What's your name, soldier?"
>The unicorn speaks in a small, squeaky voice
>"Bulwark, princess. Steel Bulwark"
>"How long is left in your shift here?"
>"About 2 hours and 30 minutes Ma'am"
>"AS PUNISHMENT, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CLEAN YOURSELF OR BE CLEANED UNTIL THE END OF YOUR TIME HERE!"
>"Here on my shift, Prince-"
>"DID I STUTTER?! YES, UNTIL THE END OF YOUR SHIFT!"
>"YES PRINCESS"
>Eugh, that's gonna suck for her
>The solar princess lets out a sigh, before putting on a smile aimed in your direction
>"Sooo, Anonymous, Twilight..."
>"Are you ready for our little date?"
>Shit, right, you were here to visit her and Luna
>"Of course, Princess!"
>"Come now Twilight, this is just a little date, no need to formally address me."
>"Sorry, I'm still having trouble with all that, Pri- Celestia."
>"No need to worry. Shall we?"
>She waves her wing at you, urging you to follow
>You hear a voice whisper to you
>"Come visit me sometime"
>A piece of paper slips into your pants pocket

(different anon)
>it's another day you visit the familiar corridor
>you are sitting behind the even more familiar mare
>the same mare you... used for the first time
>today you decided to break her proffessional appearance
>using the ways she would enjoy, of course
>now your are playing with her using your tongue
>you lick her petite slit
>the slit winks and squirts some clear liquid 
>that's a good sign
>you lick and prod her ponut
>the ponut clenches, too scared to let your tongue slip inside
>you smile as you hear her breathing getting a bit faster
>let's try something adventurous
>you lick her tiny urethra, just above the clit
>her body jerks, feeling someone touching her in that place for the first time in her young life
>she can't shoo you away or dodge the wet and warm touch of your tongue
>her sphincter getting weaker and weaker, it would scream in protest if it could 
>you know you've discovered the secret fun button of this mare
>after a minute of pushing and licking, the poor girl can't take it anymore and empties herself, staining the fur on shaking hindlegs
>you wipe her drenched cooch with a tissue, making her shudder and pant quietly from the touch on her oversensitive parts
>she still tries to remain silent and calm, but winking and ponut clenching intensifies, betraying her
>it's time for the round two
>you press your thumb and index finger against both of her wet holes
>the mare goes stiff, like a doe caught in the headlights
>you push you hand, double-penetrating her in one thrust
>you hear a sharp intake of air as your fingers scrape the hot tunnels
>you don't waste any second and start pumping your hand
>poor girl can't hide it anymore, her moans gets louder and more high pitched
>she will squeal for you!
>with your fingers burried deep, you pinch the walls that separate them
>her hindlegs slide wide apart, a stiffled grunt signals you she is already on the edge
>with the second hand, you press hard against her clit and the pee hole

>the second orgasm wrecks the small body, making her collapse under the waves of pure pleasure
>you pump furiously, you press aggressively, getting both of your hands drenched in mix of pony lovejuices
>the petite mare squeals and whines, forgetting about the guard's etiquette
>soon, the orgasm slowly dies down, leaving the panting and sweating mare laying in the puddle of your lovemaking
>you pull out your hand, leaving two flushed and slighty swollen holes drooling natural lubricant
>you gently rub her privates, from the puckered anus to the clit, and even brushing across her delicate crotchteats
>delicately stroking her butt and back, you help her get on hooves
>you lean forward, planting tiny kisses all over her neck and up to her ear
>you see her tired, dazed face, the wide and deep blush covering the muzzle, panting as your butterfly kisses go higher and higher
>and then, when you reach her ear, you whisper:
"You're a naughty guard who deserves a hard spanking. I want to see you over my knee in the next ten minutes, getting the punishment like a big mare."
>and then you pick yourself up and start heading to your quarters
>you didn't walk 20 meters and you hear the clip-clop of pony's hooves on the stone floor
>you smile, because you know you won't be alone in this strange world anymore

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>"C'mon, Anon!"
"No."
>"But it's for science!"
"No!"
>"Pleeeeaaaase?"
"Twilight, no! I'm not having sex with a timberwolf!"
>A familiar country twang pipes up.
>"Aww, quit bein' difficult, Anon. Y'all know the Princesses want us to see what kinda critters you can make foals with."
>You grit your teeth and tear your eyes away from the whimpering timberwolf Twilight had tied up in her creepy "science" basement.
"Applejack, you know full-fucking-well that Princess Celestia and Princess Luna mean SAPIENT races."
>Applejack just looks at you like you asked her what colour the number 4 is.
>"Sapey-what races, sugarcube?"
>Fuck's sake, Applejack.
>Learn how to science!
"Self-aware, Applejack. You know, intelligent like ponies and minotaurs and griffons."
>Applejack scoffs.
>"Ah might hesitate to say griffons are any type of smart, Anon."
>...was that a racist insult against griffons?
>"And it ain't like y'all didn't already take both of'em to bed, Anon."
>Right.
>The griffon thought your dick was weird because it didn't have barbs on it.
>The minotaur, on the other hand, gave you an address and an invitation to visit in a couple of months.
>Applejack just looks down at the timberwolf with this big, dumb, thoughtful expression on her face.
>She stares long and hard at the captured animal, even going so far as to bring a hoof up and rub her chin.
>Finally, she nods and smiles.
>"Y'all ain't never had to deal with timberwolves before, have you, city boy? These here tree-dogs are a lot smarter than you think they are."
>Goddammit.
>You look around the assembled Elements for support.
>Fluttershy nods serenely; Pinkie Pie looks uncomfortably excited; Rainbow Dash is giving you this look that suggests you're wasting her time; Twilight has a quill and parchment floating in front of her, eyeing you intently; and Rarity flagging you with her tail.
>"What if I were to sweeten the deal, darling? I'll give you a little treat if you help our dear Twilight out with the experiment." 

>Half an hour later, you exit Twilight's weird tree-library, buckling you belt and swallowing your shame.
>You try to forget the sounds the timberwolf made when you fucked he-it.
>Fucked IT.
>Not just the sounds; the warmth, the wetness, and the way that those weird vines constricted around your cock, milking it for your seed.
>You left the building when it turned around and tried to cuddle with you afterwards.
>"Anonymous! Anonymous, come back!"
>You stop mid-buckle and turn around.
>Rarity's galloping towards you in the way that only a tiny, knee-high horse can.
>"Anonymous, tell me you haven't forgotten our deal?"
>Rarity sits down and gives you the saddest look you've ever seen.
>"Oh, you have, haven't you?"
>She rears back and throws a forearm over her eyes dramatically.
>"So quickly you forget about moi! After all I've done, all I've sacrificed for you and your clothes!"
>You've seen these dramatics before, so you just stand there and wait for her to get it out of her system.
>A few more emotion-filled lines later, Rarity peeks out from between her hooves and, seeing how unimpressed you are, immediately goes back to normal.
>"Hmph! Oh, very well. Be that way."
>She turns around and presents her winking, onyx marehood.
>"Dig in, darling. I want to howl like that timberwolf."
>Your dignity is more or less destroyed thanks to your latest stint of debauchery, so you don't hesitate to shove your cock inside of Rarity.
>Right in the middle of the market.
>Right in front of everypony.
>To your surprise, nobody around you seems to care.

>Even when Rarity's delighted gasps turn into passionate moans and barely-contained shouting, nobody bats an eye at your display.
>One passing mare even complimented you at your technique.
>"Tail-pulling. I never thought of that one before."
>You're starting to feel the building pressure and pleasureable tugging in your groin when you feel a tap on your shoulder.
>Applejack looks a bit impatient and slightly annoyed.
>"Are you two almost finished, sugarcube? Yer in mah spot."
>That's right; Applejack usually sets up her stall here.
>"P-patience, dear!" Rarity gasps, drooling on the ground.
>"I'm sure we - oh! - will be d-done - right there! - soon, d-darling~"
>As your orgasm overtakes you, you grip Rarity's marshmallow ass and pull her hips as tight as you can against your crotch.
>Rarity gasps and groans as you fill her up with your spunk.
>She stumbles away as you pull out, doing her best not to step in the small puddle of your collective fluids.
>"That was... marvelous, Anonymous."
>She clumsily turns around and leans into your side, nuzzling your chest.
>"Do come by later, won't you?"
>You scratch Rarity behind the ears and tell her that you will.
>She surprises you with a peck on the cheek and then walks off.
>"Rarity!"
>Rarity freezes at Applejack's voice and, with a bit of a sheepish smile, cleans up the puddle with a burst of magic.
>"There you go, Applejack. All better."
>Applejack "harumph"s and goes about setting her stall up.
>"Y'all do yer love-makin' somewhere else, next time. Ah don't wanna hear somepony losing sales on account of you two gettin' in their way again."
>Rarity "hmph"s and walks away with her head held high.
>"I suppose I shall. Goodbye, Applejack; Anonymous."
>Rarity walks away, bow-legged and dripping fluids.

>You are Anon, regular fuck-buddy (sorry; "buck-buddy") of Rarity
>It's been about 3 months since you... did that thing that you did... with the thing in Twilight's basement...
>....
>And Twilight just called you into her library.
>She said it had something to do with your "reproductive experiments" and you hope to god she doesn't have another woodland animal chained up for you to rape.
>Because that's what it is when what you're having sex with isn't intelligent enough to agree or disagree to sex.
>More importantly, it's bestialtiy.
>....said the man who fucks horses.
>Your life is so messed up, you don't even know why you object to normal animal-sex any more.

>You open the door to Twilight's library and step inside.
>Instantly, you're beset upon by a timberwolf.
>You fall to your back and throw out your arms, hoping to fend off its attack...
>...when it starts licking your face.
>What?
>"Oh, Anon!"
>Twilight pops out from behind a bookcase and races over.
>She's looking more excited than you can remember ever seeing her; bar the first time she studied you.
>"Good news! Remember how we were trying to find out what race you can have foals with?"
"Unfortunately."
>Twilight ignores you and turns to face the timberwolf.
>"Roll over, girl!"
>The timberwolf gets off of you and, with a happy little woofle, lays down and rolls over onto her side.
>Your blood freezes as the bulge on the timberwolf's lower-tummy is exposed.
>Twilight jumps up and down in excitement and, when she's done, pats you on the back.
>"Congratulations, Anon!"

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HAIL 2 U (Anonymous)
>Be Fluttershy
>Twilight decided to let you and the girls visit the human world
>You and the girls are hanging out with Sunset Shimmer
>Your human counterparts are too busy with school to hang out for now
>So Sunset offered to take you all out for the day
>You're all at a restaurant, talking with each other
>Except for you
>You're not exactly in the mood to talk
>What with your raging-
>"Fluttershy, are you alright, darling?"
>No, you're not
"I- I'm fine Rarity."
>"Are you sure? Is something wrong?"
>Yes Sunset, there is
>But you can't say what it is
"N-no, I'm fine, Sunset. Thank you for asking..."
>"Okay, just let us know if you need anything."
"Of course."
>The human world such a strange place
>There's no magic
>Humans rely on electricity for everything
>It's all just so DIFFERENT
>Especially sex
>It wasn't TABOO, but...
>Over in Equestria, it was very casual
>Here, though... it's more private
>Meant to be had behind closed doors
>You didn't mind that
>You look down to your skirt
>There's a small dark stain right where your-
>Ooohh noooo
"U-uh, girls? I-i-i have to go use the restroom!"
>Except for now
>"Oh, uh, I think it's in the back over there."
>Because right now...
"T-thanks Applejack!"
>"Are you sure you're alright, darling?" You can tell us if anything's wrong."
"T-th-thanks for offering butI'mfine!"
>Because you had an erection that wouldn't go away
>Back in Equestria, if you needed relief, all you had to do was ask one of the girls (you were too embarrassed to ask a random mare)
>But here, you can't do that
>You have to take care of this yourself
>You rush yourself to the bathroom, covering your groin as you do
>Ohhh, why can't it just go away?!
>Why did this have to happen NOW?!

>You practically bumrush the bathroom door and quickly check each stall
>After checking to see if they're empty, you enter one, dropping your skirt and panties down
>And there it is
>Your throbbing cock springs from the panties, demanding your attention
>You close the nearby toilet's lid and sit on it, now beginning to stroke your cock
>Oh gosh darnit, this had to happen NOW, didn't it?!
>Pre is flowing out of you like a leaky faucet
>You begin to stroke faster, wanting nothing more than for your erection to go away
>"Fluttershy, dear, are you alright?"
>You jump as you hear Rarity's voice echo through the bathroom
>"Fluttershy, if you need something, you can tell me."
>You keep as silent as possible while stroking yourself 
>"Please, Fluttershy, I know you're embarrassed for whatever reason, but there's no reason to hide."
>You let slip a moan, alerting Rarity to your presence
>You hear her walk over to your stall and open it, catching you masturbating
>Dangit, how could you forget to lock it?
>"Is that what's wrong?"
>You nod in shame
"I'm so sorry, I just... Twilight told us that we couldn't... and I-"
>"There's nothing to be ashamed of Fluttershy. It's natural for this sort of thing to happen."
>She walks towards you, hiking her skirt up and pulling her panties down, revealing her ma- womanhood
>"And since we're both here, we might as well take care of this right now."
>She drops her panties to the floor and walks over to you, rubbing herself
>"I'll admit, I'm not used to EVERYTHING on my human body (especially having teats on my chest) but I DO know about this. It'll be over before you know it.'
>You get up before she rests a hand on your shoulder, urging you to sit down
>"Now you sit there and let Rarity take care of you."
>You do as she asks, sitting back down and letting her stand over your lap
>She lifts her skirt and guides your cock to the entrance, easing it in
>You fail at holding back a hi-pitched groan as you feel yourself enter her vagina

>You close your eyes and lift your hands away from Rarity, knowing you both shouldn't be doing what you're doing, at least here anyway
>"Come now Fluttershy, you don't need to act all embarrassed. There's nothing wrong with what we're doing."
"Bu-but it's... supposed to be-"
>You squeak as she begins to pump your cock
>"There's... *pant*....absolutely nothing wrong with...*pant*... helping a friennnndahh...And thhhhat's wh*pant*...what we're d-doing..."
>She continues straddling you for a minute or so before you do something odd
"Rarity... co-....could you open...up your top?"
>"Uhhhh...I...guess so..."
>She opens her blouse up, her teats still in her bra
"And...the bra too..."
>She gives a questioning look before she unhooks her bra, fully revealing her breasts
>Something about them...
>...Their softness...
>...their roundness...
>The way they bounce with every pump...
>It sets you off
>You begin to thrust along with Rarity without even knowing
>Drool begins to run down your mouth
>"Umm... Fluttershy?"
>You don't know why...
>But you place your mouth on one of her teats and begin sucking
>"HmmmMMMM-!"
>She begins to moan as you suck with all your might
>At this point she's not even pumping, letting you take control
>You stop sucking, pulling your mouth back and leaving a string of drool
>You begin to thrust harder, Rarity's tits giving you more energy
>"F-L-U-TT-ER-SH-Y-E-E-SL-O-U-WD-"
"SUCK ON MY TITS!"
>You practically beg this as you throw off your top and take your bra off, letting it slide down your midriff
>You grab onto Rarity's hips and begin to hump with all your might
>Rarity complies, grabbing onto one and slurping like mad
"fuuuuaaaaaAAAA-!"
>You scream as you climax, forcing your cum into Rarity's womb
>She flips onto you, both of your chests connecting at the nipple, making both of you weakly jolt up before you slump down
>"See?...Nothing....Wrong...With what...we did..."

>Rarity slowly stands, picking up her bra and putting it back on along with your top
>She picks up her panties and looks at them, before she just pockets them
>"You know what, I'll just keep them off for now, in case you need my help again."
>She grabs your hand and helps you up
>You both clean up, dress back up and head out of the bathroom
>...where you find Sunset
>"Are you alright, Fluttershy?"
"Oh, yes, I'm fine now, thanks for asking."
>"What was wrong?"
>"Well, seems Fluttershy got an erection."
>She gives a puzzled look
"I forgot to tell you, but I have a penis."
>"...ooooooooookay then."
>Things got a bit awkward after that
>Though Sunset seemed to take it surprisingly well overall

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Anonymous
>Day X in Equestria.
>You and Pinky wander down the market of Ponyville.
>Pinky just finished working for the day.
>And now you are about to do pony stuff with ponies.
>Friendship, talking, pranks...
>When you cross the market you her moans.
>Instinctively you look around for the source.
"What the...?"
>There are a stallion and a mare´.
>Fucking.
>In public.
"Hey, hey, Pinky, look over there!"
>"What is it Noony?"
"Look at those two!"
>"Where, what are they doing? Someone I don't know?"
>A little dumbfouded you look at her as she looks all over the place.
>Anywhere but at those two pones fucking right in the middle of the market place. Like there is nothing to it.
>"Nooony what is it?"
"Ponks, for real? Don't you see these two doing," you get a little closer to her and lower your voice, "*it* right there?"
>"Oooooh."
>She looks a little disappointed.
>"I thought you saw something interesting."
>Then she continues walking.
>With a few hasty steps you catch up to her.
"What the hell Pinky? They just did *it* in the middle of all the people!"
>She looks at you, unsure what to make of your comments.
>"And what's so strange about that?"
"Isn't that like something you do... I don't know, somewhere no one can see you?`"
>"And why is that?"
"Well you are naked and doing this *intimate act*!"
>Pinky chuckles.
"Oh Noony, we are naked all the time. Thats no big deal. Everyone does it and it is the most natural thing in the world. It is how all of us got here isn't it?"
>She got a point.
"Still it is... so strange... like in my world it is a more delicate matter..."
>Pinky looks at you stunned.
>"Oooooooooohhhhhhhhh."
>What?
"Oh?" 

>"I just..."
>Embarrassed she looks down at the floor.
>"We thought you were... into stallions or not interested in ponies at all..."
"WHAT?"
>"You know you never reacted when..."
"Panko?"
>She pokes the groud with her hoof.
>"When a mare tried to get your *attention*."
>You are baffled.
"What?"
>You facepalm.
"Punks if this a prank you better tell me right now!"
>"Noony we thought you knew."
>Brain.exe has crashed.
>Rebooting...
>3
>2
>1
"And how the hell does a mare try to get 'attention'?"
>"Well, she walks next to and pushes her side into yours."
"Thats like... everyone!"
>"Yes."
"Including you!"
>"Yes."
"Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh."
"Fuck."
>Pinky giggles.
>"So you just didn'T know. That's a relief!"
"Yeah I..."
>"So you wanna do *it*?"
Still a little uncomfortable you answer, "I guess."
>She turns around and raises her butt into the air, wiggling it a bit.

>She moves her tail to the side exposing her cute vagina.
>Careful you place your fingers on it and move it up and down at the edges.
>Pinkys breath gets deeper.
>You moisten your index finger before you carefully slide it in.
>Pinky moans.
>"Noony, stop the teasing!"
"Alright."
>So you free yourself from your trousers and and place your shaft at her wet slit.
>The height difference makes it a little difficult but still you manage to give her a few gentle pokes. Barely penetrating.
>Pinky is outright panting now.
>"Noooonyyyy!"
>So you plunge your dick deep inside her.
>Her moist and warm canal tightens around your member.
>"Uuuuuuh. Sooo goooood!"
>Ponies walk by, not minding you, as you place your hands on her hips.
>You start to move your hips.
>With each thrust her moans get louder.
>With every thrust you push deeper insider her.
>"Ahhhhh!"
>The ponies walking by start to stop and look at you.
>Some mares biting their lips.
>You can feel Pinky starting to shake as you ravage her hole with your throbbing cock.
>After barely two minuetes she is just a shivering wreck on unsteady hooves.
>Panting for air as moans of pleasure escape her lips.
>Holding her hips tightly you start to pump.
>You don't mind the ponies walking by or staring at you any longer as lust clouds your mind.
>Everytime you push your dick inside the moaning pony you can feel yourself getting closer to climax.
>Her pulsating cave engulfs your throbbing member as you cum inside her.
>You rest a few moments before you pull out.
"Wooh. That sure was something."
>Looking around you see a few pones gaping at you in awe.
"Pinky, are you alright?"
>She doent react. She just pants with eyes half shut.
"Maybe I should get her some water."
>So you make your way back to the market.

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Anonymous
>Be Shining Armor
>Up till now, you were the luckiest stallion in the world.
>Up till this point in time, when that terrible spring heat season finally hit hard, and everywhere you looked someone was getting something in some hole, and it was a roll of the die which one.
>Yes, Spring, when the mares gave off that enticing scent, and the stallions felt it
>And oh, they loved to do it, and 'they' was everyone who was old enough to have reached that point.
>Centuries of going through it had resulted in the common sight of ponies who got the spontaneous urge to give, receive and enjoy all the bodily pleasure they could, right in public. 
>Nobody batted an eye anymore when some stallion mounted a mare, say, two tables across from them at a restaurant, just for an unrelated example.
>Yes, spring was that wonderful time of fun where many gave in and feel the need to breed.
>Thanks to the wonders of modern medicine, that phrase didn't get so literal most times, and a bit of birth control meant all the fun and none of the oven bun. Well, for the most part anyway.
>Back to that in a second.
>What's more important now is what has finally dethroned you from your current status as 'luckiest stallion alive'.
>For there was one exception to the free love that saw a mare's head bobbing up and down the lap of a stallion she had never met before today, there was one exception to the sort of society that had a colt eating something else at the lunch table that his mother most certainly did not pack.
>The one sacred tomb nobody could defile, marriage.
>Yes, Marriage. The one union in all the world that promised eternal love, eternal commitment, and feelings unmatched that would last a lifetime.
>And, of course, exclusivity in the Equestrian Games level field of fucking.
>Yes, when two ponies married, they told the whole world 'This one is mine and mine alone.' It was a union of trust, love, commitment and dedication.
>And no touchy.

>And you, previous recordholder for luckiest bastard, happened to pull off this trick on the one, the only, the loviest love in the land of love herself, Cadenza Mi Amore.
>You found the love of your life, the happiness without compare, and the sole privilege to absolutely ruin that pristine pink princess puffy pony pussy.
>And a ruin you dig go.
>All night.
>In so many ways.
>The land of love didn't know what fucking was till you arrived, you and your hot as fuck wife shifted the damn city two feet to the side, is what you did.
>But you digress. Because maybe, just maybe, you fucked a little too hard one time.
>Which brings this long ass attempt to get your mind off a certain long, throbbing problem to it's sadly inevitable conclusion.
>Your wife, the bombshell she was, had another bombshell ticking away inside of her.
>She was pregnant.
>Normally, you wouldn't let that stop you. Put those muscles to the test holding her up and problem solved, you would have said.
>But no.
>Of course not.
>Because whatever seeds you had planted into her had apparently done something right, because now here she was, maybe a month or two away from the baby being born, and the doctor says the mini-me inside her was so charged up with magic that any stimulation was dangerous.
>You're so damn virile that your baby is a downright magical anomaly that threatened to burst out her damn stomach bad horror movie style if you tried to have sex with her.
>You're pretty sure they would write medical books about you in the future, and fuck them. They're assholes, those imaginary ponies.
>Long story short, wife had to sit on her bed, move as little as possible so not to disturb the magic-bomb you fucked into her, and any sex was right out.
>And to bring it all around, it was spring.
>And your internal monologue has failed.
>Boner remains, and he is angry.
"Go down already!"
>Is it probably worrying the public to see their prince and ruler screaming at his boner in public? Yes.

>Definitely Yes. But maybe the shame will cause you to wither up like the first time Cadance brought you to see Celestia, and she asked you why you didn't have straight A's, three masters degree's and at least six dragon kills if you wanted to be in the same room as her niece.
>...Nope.
>Boner remains, and he is angrier.
"Fuck you!"
>It wouldn't be so bad if every other moment, mares and stallions alike didn't come up to you and offer to take care of if.
>Best believe that there was a sizable list of ponies who wanted to blow you in public or get pumped so full of your royal jelly they became pregnant themselves no matter what they were on or what gender they were.
>But no.
>Married.
>Had to turn them away every single time.
>And sit here, in a restaurant, away from your really tempting wife's ass before you got a bad idea in your head and next thing you know she's not so much pink as red everywhere and you have a lot of explaining to do.
>Here, where you can get some air.
>"OH DEAR FUUUCCCKKKK!"
>Specifically, the air polluted with the stench of sex as some mare got bent over the table a short distance away from here, and one of your guards did their best to make sure she couldn't walk straight.
>Probably so he would have to take her home.
>Then she would thank him.
>With more sex.
"Cut that shit out, boner."
>"You know, I bet you could last longer than that guy."
>Fuck off, random mare with nice ass.
"Sorry, married."
>Or you could be polite, because it's not their fault.
>"Awwww... hey! Can I have a turn next?"
>"Sure!"
>Oh joy.
>Rub it in harder.
>Which is what you would be doing, if that worked.
>It did not.
>You caused a damn lube shortage in the city and it didn't work.
>You can't go back to hooves after you've fucked an alicorn in the ass and she did that thing where she grabbed hold of you with magic while you were inside her and-
"Wow, that is not helping."
>You were Shining Armor.
>And you used to be the luckiest stallion alive.

>Now, you're just a loser eating alone with an unwanted boner you can't get rid of.
>Who would have thought that monogomy in a land of casual sex would suck this hard?
>Your luck has officially...
"...the fuck is that? Is that a meteorSWEETFAUSTIANFETLOCKS-"
>The fact you were still sitting upright after that thing landed was a miracle.
>There had been a blast in the middle of the street, and ponies went flying. Even from here, you nearly felt yourself knocked out of the chair, and if there hadn't been a table to hold onto you'd probably have went flying.
>Like that poor bastard from before. Went sailing to the side while in an iron-strong, fear tight grip still holding onto-
>"MY DIIIIICCCKKKK!"
>That. That part.
>On the positive side, you get to deal with an invasion now, and you're probably going to lose a lot of blood in it. So, one problem solved.
>"VERILY! THOU HAVE BEEN FOUND!"
>Or not.
"P...Princess Luna?"
>The pony standing in the middle of the blasted street looked like your in-law, had the same ethereal flowing mane that made no sense of said inlaw, and very much the tall, lovely filled, alicorn body of your inlaw.
>You had your preferences and you were not ashamed of them.
>Point is, she looked like your relative, but there was something off about her.
>Something in the face region.
>That was not a normal smile.
>"WE HAVE FOUND THEE, FINALLY!"
"How nice of you to come down? Is Equestria under attack again? Because I understand that happens a lot, but you want Twili. Twiliiiight. Purple mini-horse."
>"NAY! TIS YOU WE NEED!"
>First time you've heard that one in a while.
>And I have made myself sad.
"Well, alright, what do you need from me-"
>She apparently wasn't listening to you, or alternatively had enough of your talking.
>She marched over to you, and with one flick of her way-too-damn-powerful hooves she flipped the whole table in front of you over your head, and from the sounds of it into someone's cat.
"I... uh..."

>That grin got worse, and her already bugged out eyes grew even bigger on her head.
>She was not looking at you.
>Or rather, she wasn't looking at most of you.
>"This shall do."
>Shiny Jr twitched, the little traitor.
"...Please tell me you're talking about my chair-"
>NOPE!
>She was not talking about the chair!
"PRINCESS!"
>She tackled you to the ground, making the weirdest whinnying and nickering noises you had ever heard in your life while nibbling all over your body.
>It would have felt good if you weren't so terrified even your mighty spear was starting to wilt.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?"
>It was a pointless, rhetorical question on your end, you could see feel very clearly that she was pressing down on your shoulders with her front hooves, and all but drooling as she stood over you.
>"We are getting..."
>When her hind legs lifted up, you could see that wasn't the only part of her drooling.
>"What we NEED!"
"A-AHHH!"
>Sweet candy coated fuck her aim was perfect. She must have used magic to hold your proud 'soldiers weapon' steady, because when those hips slammed down it was all pony straight through.
"Gggghhget off of me! I'm married! I'M MARRIED! LUNA! LUNA DAMN IT, GET OFF!"
>"Y-yeeesss."
>That sadly was not an affirmation, she was doing nothing of the sort.
>Her eyes went cloudy as she lifted her hips and slammed them back down again and again, always perfectly coming up just to your engorged head before filling herself again with your full length.
>"Ohhhh~ Oh by the staaaAAAAHHHHHhhaarrrrs! Thou art e-every bit the stallion claimed to be, ahhhh~!"
"F-fuck, Luna! S-sstthooooppittt!"
>Your grunts, your pushing, your words all went unanswered and unheeded as she continued on, and you did your damndest not to think about how amazing she felt.
>She was milking you expertly every time she slid down, her inner walls massaging every centimeter it could reach. Her body was so soft, her fur so smooth with all the sweat pouring onto her, and...

>Well, your wife had many, many, mannnyyyy amazing attributes, but one thing she most certainly did not have, and you were stallion enough to admit it, was a great ass.
>She was pretty flat, actually. Not that you minded, plenty more horse to love, but she did not have a prize-winning booty.
>The one slapping against your thighs with every downward thrust? That was a booty. That was a jiggletastic monster that rippled like sweet pudding with every hit.
>She felt amazing, inside and out.
"GET OFFA ME!"
>You still were going to try to use some magic up in here.
>"NNGNH! T-thou are suUUCHH a tease! Mine body is already-ah!-quaking, do not bring me to the brink so soon! AHHHH!~"
>Note to self, alicorns are stronger than you.
>That means when you try to use magic to force a disconnect between you and her, she thinks it's the equivalent of slapping her on the ass.
>Guess if magic doesn't work, a more direct move is necessary.
>Grabbing a hooffull of that ass and pulling her right off.
>You might not be as magical as her, but you're the captain of the guard, and you didn't get there by skipping benchpress day.
>You grab hold, yank back and-
>"A-AH! W-WAIT! IF YOU DO THAT I'LL-AH-AH-AHHHHHHHHHH!"
>Well, if your mission was to completely soak your lower half, mission accomplished.
>On the positive side, her eyes just rolled into the back of her head, so maybe-
>"YES! YES MORE! MOORREE!"
>Nope.
>She's still going.
>Alright, time to get serious.
"GET OFF!"
>You summon up a shield that surrounds both of you in a bright, glowing orb.
>"T-there is no neeeed for privacy! WE care not who SEES you r-ruuutting us so magnificently!"
>It felt good to smile again, and not have it be because your body is a terrible bastard who is getting lost in the feeling of being used like this.
"I don't think you heard me. I said..."
>Your head jerked forwards, and the sphere rolled.
"GET OFF!"
>The princess finally lifted off of you.
>You did not go with her.
>"W-WHAT!?"

>Selective shields, same way you blasted out those changelings.
>Which wasn't racist.
>She goes off, and rolls upside down. You stray put.
>Finally, you can get back to all four shaky hooves, your still hard and neglected fifth leg still dripping onto the already thick puddle below.
"What... the fuck... is wrong with you?"
>She scrambled to her own hooves, gurgling in anger at her denial and turning her back to you like a huffy teenager.
>Or so you thought.
>"WE NEED!"
>She fired straight back, and that wonderass proved to be multi use, apparently!
>It smashed your sphere shield like it was nothing, and her aim proved that the earlier event wasn't a fluke.
"YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!"
>She had somehow, someway, slid backwards with ass flying true enough to force your front legs aside, and slide yourself right back into her hungering walls in what you hoped was a magically aided trick.
>Her force kept pushing back until you hit the wall, and your previous view of her enamored face was replaced with twin big, beautiful moons.
>"I-If thou wanted to mount us proper..."
>She slammed back, forcing you into the wall, and your little soldier all the way down her barracks.
>"Thou should have said so! Take us already!"
"Are you deaf or something!?"
>She must have been, because instead of getting off, she gave you the slimmest of hope by moving forwards.
>And then slamming right back.
>"AHHHHHH~! YES!"
>Your hooves pressed against the mountain of moon ass forcing you back into the wall repeatedly, trying to push her off in desperation. She took it the wrong way again.
>"YES! YES GIVE US MORE! HIT US HARDER!"
>Probably should stop doing that now.
>Which means you have one weapon left, the one our lord and savior Faust saw fit to bestow to all ponies, from unicorn to earth pony.
>TEETH!
>"AHHH!~"
>You bite down as much of the back of her neck as you can reach, and tug.
>"W-Why didn't thee say so!?"
>You're not even surprised at this point.

>"V-Very well, naughty stallion!"
>Okay, you take that back, you were very surprised when her wings suddenly flared out.
>"All may see it!"
>You were something else entirely when those wings shot down, and you went straight up.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU CRAZY MARE!?"
>Now, you weren't a stranger to aerial fucking. Cadance had wings and knew how to use them.
>What you were a stranger to is the mare you were currently balls deep inside shooting across your Empire.
"LUNA WHY!?!"
>She moved so fast, you began to slip out. Unsurprisingly considering your height, your previous goal needed reworking.
"LUNAAAA-"
>Your hooves nearly slipped free of her sweaty body, and you were down to the head of your one connecting grip, and you were pretty sure you were about to fall to your death.
"OOF!"
>That's when she came to a jerking stop, and you were back to being balls deep.
>"AHHHHHHHH!"
>And apparently that was enough to put her over the edge, again.
>"OH MY! What a wonderful idea!"
>She did it again and again. High speed, grip slip, wham! Back in pony pussy.
>"N-now all can see what a virile specimen you are! Thou have far exceeded our greatest expectation!"
>Oh fuck.
"ARE YOU INSANE!? CADANCE! MY WIFE! SHE'S GOING TOoooWHAT THE FUCK!?"
>The moon princess stopped again, but something was different this time.
>This time, she tilted forwards, and began to bounce her ass up and down.
"How are you doing that!?"
>There must be something in those cheeks that isn't legal, because every time you went straight up, and gravity slammed you right back in.
"H-HOW!? HOoohhhh."
>Your body's betrayal was only getting worse. You could feel it, the constant stimulation was finally catching up with him no matter how hard he had been fighting back.
>He had to do something, fast.
"O-okay, options. I could just wait until-ngh-until she's done, and risk all the empire and more importantly my wife seeing me blow a load in her adoptive aunt, or..."
>Death it is!

>"WHAT ARE THOU DOING!?"
>Grabbing hold of your wings.
>That's what you would have said if you weren't screaming.
>"OH! OHHH! OHH! THE RUSH! THE SPEED! THE THRILL! WE LOVE IT! AHHHHH!~"
>Oh fuck off you crazy mare.
>"W-WE CAN'T TAKE IT! WE CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!"
>You shifted with everything you had, and bodily collided with the side of one of the many curved crystal buildings. You were plummeting too fast and...
>The crazy mare was still rocking her hips on you!
>The fuck!?
>"Y-YOUR FOALS! YOUR FILLIES! YOUR COLTS! BREED THEM ALL INTO US!"
>She was literally slamming you into the wall mid-fall!
>"WE WANT YOU TO BREED US! BREED US PLEASE! CLAIM US! CLAIM ME!"
>You held onto your senses, the only one in the room who did, just in time to summon a ball of magic beneath you both.
>"YES YES YES YESSS!"
>You and her sprang, bouncing like you had both landed in a structure made of balloons, whatever those are called! Your combined weight with her flung forwards, strangely towards the very diner that all this had started in.
>Remembering the stallion from earlier, you wisely kept as much of 'you' inside her hold as possible, lest it... bend.
>"YESYESYESYESYES!"
>Chaos and destruction followed as she skidded face first through the wreckage she had left behind, screaming in euphoria all the way.
>Finally, you both came to a sudden, hard stop.
>"YESSSSSSS!"
>The thrashing, screaming pony beneath you only stopped wiggling because of one thing.
>Your hooves, hard and unforgiving, slamming as hard as they could on her back, and forcing her to the ground.
>You had her, finally.
"NOW I'VE FUCKING-O-oohh no."
>It had been too much.
>The stimulation, the sensations, how pent up you had been, and now the sight of her with her cheek to the ground, her sweaty body heaving in pleasure, it was too much.
"N-n-noooooo..."

>That familiar tightness tugged in your entire lower half. Your hips, once so strong, moved of their own accord, just enough to keep that tingling sensation at it's very peak.
"DON'T YOU DARE!"
>It was too much, it was all too much.
>She cried out, one last time.
>It was too much.
>It broke, and it all came out.
"FUUUUUU-"
>The mare beneath you let out an orgasmic scream of ecstasy, the level of which you hadn't heard since the day you knocked up your wife as you filled her with load after load you had stored up in your abstinence. Her eyes rolled back in pure rapture as you pumped into her more and more, her scream turning into a breathy moan that reverberated with every shake of her hinds legs as they shoved back further into you in a primal need to be filled. She was consumed in an jubilation so strong that you felt it atop her skin when the shivers of bliss rolled down her body. Her tongue rolled into the dirt as her moans dissolved into breathless whinnies that shuddered in tune with her body every time you hit her with another involuntary thrust of your hips. Soon, she was nothing but a twitching, gasping mess on the ground, drooling the obscene mixture of your joined fluids between her shaking legs.
"UUUuuuuu....o-ohhhhhhh shit..."
>Your lungs burned like you had just run a hundred decathlons, underwater, while carrying a damn dragon, but the betrayal of your body continued with every tingle of pleasure that made you shudder every time you gave a light, slow thrust into the mare you had filled until she overflowed.
"What...the fuck... was that..."
>You asked nobody in particular, the mare beneath you didn't answer as expected, she might have been asleep for all you knew.
>It was just a need for some part of your brain to make sense of what the fuck just happened.
>That's when your dick finally lost control and you realized exactly what did happen.
>Oh fuck, you just fucked Luna.

>You just had sex with her in the middle of the street.
>And in the air.
>And you're pretty damn sure fucking Canterlot heard that.
>Oh shit.
>"SHINING ARMOR!"
>OH SHIT!
>OHHHHH FUCK THAT'S WIFE
>WIFE IS STARING AT YOU
>CURRENTLY MOUNTING HER AUNT
>PUMPING HER FULL OF PONY BABY BATTER
>AND SHE CLEARLY ENJOYED IT
>OH FUCK OH FUCK SHE'S GOING TO DIVORCE YOU AND THEN SHE'S GOING TO BANG LIKE A TRILLION STALLIONS IN REVENGE AND THEN YOUR CHILD IS GOING TO GROW UP A SLUT TO GET BACK AT YOU BECAUSE IT'S GOING TO BE A GIRL YOU KNOW IT YOU KNOW THESE THINGS AND YOUR FAMILY WILL BE DESTROYED AND-
>"What happened!?... OH DEAR MERCIFUL FAUST'S BLOOD ON THE STREET! Did she just rape you!?"
>-and that's right, your wife isn't stupid.
>And she trusts you.
>"Oh no! Oh no! Are you okay!? Of course you're not okay what am I saying! I can't believe this!" 
>And knows you wouldn't cheat on her in the middle of the street.
>Because she married you and actually loves you and doesn't jump to conclusions.
>"Shining, speak to me!"
>Forgot you weren't in a sitcom for a second there.
>"What happened!?"
"...that's the worst part."
>You tried to pull away, but no avail. Luna's back hooves began to finally give way, and you slid down with her. Your own body too weak to even think of fighting back.
>Guess you're going to be snuggling her a while.
>You are Shining Armor.
"I have no fucking idea."
>And you may or may not be the luckiest stallion alive.

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>be Anon
>go to park
>find tree with nice shade and fall asleep
>random ponies keep coming up to you and sniffing you
>get a few licks and nips too
>try to ignore it and enjoy your nap
>some of the ponies get a little more adventurous
>one lays across your lap and sniffs your crotch
>another lays by your head and nibbles on your ear and sniffs your neck and hair
>and yet another goes to your side and lays down while playing with your hands and putting your fingers in her mouth
>get boner
>hear mock surprise and a giggling
>you just want a nap
>sigh and whip out dick
>they pounce 
>The one in your lap gives it a few licks before sucking it
>the one by your head gets up and sits on your face and paws at your chest
>and the one sucking your fingers starts playing with your balls
>guess this nap is over

>get the hint from the mare sitting on your face and lick her 
>she lets out a whiny then apologizes for it while grinding her marehood further into your face
>feel the mare sucking your fingers nip you and stop sucking your fingers
>you can't see so you feel around her body
>she turns around and helps guide your finger into her
>add another finger and finger bang her
>the mare sucking your dick seems satisfied your dick is hard enough 
>she gets up and slowly inserts you into her
>she lets out a sigh when you hilt her then starts bouncing on you
>hear her and the mare on your face say something but can't quite make it out
>feel the mare on your face and the one on your dick lean forward and hug to balance each other. 
>feel the mare you're finger banging clench on your fingers before drenching your hand
>she removes herself from your fingers and licks her fluids from your hand then thanks you and leaves
>it's just these two now

>the one on your dick is keeping a steady rhythm but the one on your face is starting to tremble
>you can feel her shudder 
>she let's go of the mare on your dick and drops her head by where you and the other mare are connected
>she suddenly lifts herself from your face and showers you in marecum 
>feel yourself ready to blow
>the mare on your dick feels it too and speeds up her bouncing
>she slams herself down on you
>cum in her settings off her own orgasm
>kinda mad the mare on your face squirted all over your face
>try to open one eye and get mare jizz in it
>shit stings
>face sitting mare gets off you and you hear her trot away
>wipe her marecum from your face to try and see who's on your dick
>Oh hey, it's Flitter
>she's still kinda just grinding into you
>reach up and scratch behind her ear
>she leans into your touch before shaking her head and getting off you
>she lets out a yawn and lays down next to you
>wrap a arm around her
>she's already asleep by the time you give her a little squeeze
>kinda mad you are all sticky and wet 
>a stallion come up to you
>it's Carmel
>"hey Anon"
"Hey Carmel"
>"I couldn't help but notice that Lily didn't clean up after herself"
>"I'll help you out"
>before you can stop him he starts licking all the marecum from your face
>tickles
>he goes for your crotch but you stop him
>"You sure Anon? I can lick it all up"
"I'm sure"
>"Well alright, you have a nice day"
>"bye Anon"
"Bye Carmel"
>you feel kinda better with all the mare jizz gone from your face
>good enough to go back to your nap
>you pull Flitter onto your chest and hug her
>she returns the hug in her sleep and nuzzles her face into the crook of your neck
>slowly go back to sleep
>dream of not getting fucked every time you try to take a nap out in the open

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>kicking your feet up on the park bench, you sigh.
>For you are Anon.
>Poster of shit and Watcher of porn
>Or rather. You "were" the watcher of porn
>Ever since you came to magical talky horse land there has been a serious lack of spank in your bank.
>Fuck you magic portal.
>Could have at least brought the computer...
>Sure, there's the cartoon horse porn they have here
>"Playmare" you recall
>It just doesn't do it for you though. 
>Once you go movin' pictures you never go back and all that.
>and it's missing your favorite.
>LESBIANS
>Oh how you miss your clam slamming.
>Your clit clacking.
>puss jous-
>You miss your porn alright?
>You'd think with how many chicks there are around here and their open policy on the sexuals, there'd be more dykes per capita than a national rug munching convention.
>There was that one couple you spi-
>Did "recon" on. Yeah. Recon. That's it.
>but that was a bust... Really good friends my ass.
>No "friends" look that deep into each others eyes and not know what they're vag tastes like.
>Got yelled at by a the dumb swirly haired broad for nothing. 
>You stare at nothing in particular as you weigh your options. Maybe yo-
>"-ugar lump bump!"
"The hell?"
>Turning your head to the source of the noise you sp-reco- Fuck it Spy. Two fillies doing some kind of strange... butt highfive.
>Silly horses...
>That's not how you deal the dap... 
>You shrug, about to turn around a go back to pondering what to do about your lack of fappable when you notice something... off about the butt five.
>Wait a minute..
>Waaaaaaaait a minute. Is that?

>No. No. No. No. Your pent up ass brain must be seeing shit.
>There's no way there was a little string of juices connecting at their butts.
>"Come on, Spoon, we have to keep practicing until we get it down right!"
>Nah. You're losing your shit.
>"I know.. I know... It just feels... weird when we do it."
>Although... You should keep watching.
>Ya'know. Just in case.
>Maaaaaaybe get a bit closer.
>Doing your best solid snake impression. You crawl your way over to some bushes near the two tiny horses.
>There may be a stick poking you in the ass and there may be leaves tickling your ear, but you have a front row seat to. What ever this is.
>You know. 
>For science.
>Oh hey they're going about it again.
>"Bump, bump, Sugar lump Bump!"
>Pony butts collide aaaaand
>Should they be holding this butt five this long?
>Should there be wiggling?
>Why is the one with the glasses blushing?
>Well holy shit
>Your brain wasn't fucking with you.
>As they put apart this time.
>Yep. Yeeeeeep.
>Thems is some fempony cumstring.
>Mhmm.
>"T-Tiara. This is making feel really weird... down there"
>The pink one. Least you think she's pink. Maybe like a Salmon.. Just turns her head, with a look of annoyance and. Something else. Chides the Grey one with the spoon on her ass.
>You're gonna call her Grey Spork.
>"J-just ignore it!" She yells >"andmoveyourlegtotheleftabit." she squeaked out as she got back into position
>Thisexpandsdong.jpeg
>Now Anon Y. Mous.
>Are you really thinking about jacking your wiggle stick to these two very confused young fillies?
>"S-s-sugar Lump.."
>Oh who the fuck are you kidding?

>Practice continues and more mistakes are made
>Probably on purpose.
>You're pretty sure Grey spork is instigating all the fuck up.
>A moan leaves Salmon Crown, you're calling her Salmon Crown, as their cunts grind it out again due to another slip up.
>Fuck it. 
>You're rock hard and this is about as close as you're getting to your sweet sweet lesbian sex.
>As quietly as you can, you unzip your pants and let Anon.jr free to the warm summer air.
>another meaty slap signals the meeting of the butts
>It's show time!
>You have to admit. "Practice" lasted longer than you though.
>But after the 5th or 6th time their lower lips kissed, practiced ended real quick.
>They're not even going through the whole song and dance anymore.
>It's gone from two friends and a secret handshake to two girls rubbing themselves raw in the middle of the park. For your personal amusement.
>The little squeaks and moans aren't really helping.
>As you stroke the Revengencer™ and get into a nice rhythm, you pray to what ever God horse on high that they have the common sense to be quieter so this doesn't end.
>"Ahhhn~!"
>God horse doesn't listen. Salmon's a screamer.
>a screamer and a squirter if the slowly growing puddle below them is any indication.
>Oh shit this is getting good.
>as she rides out what you're pretty sure is her first orgasm ever, Grey spoon picks up the pace.
>She's backing the poor thing into the ground trying to get herself off.
>You hate that you can't get any closer to see the connection, put you're fairly certain their two little love buttons just touch with the gasp Grey Spork just let out.
>She's getting close and so are you.
You quicken you're own pace and Grey grinds herself silly.
"I-I... T-tia-Ahhh!"
>Aww... That's cute, she's trying to talk.

>Almost there... Almost..
>With one final squeak Grey coats both Salmon and the ground in a spray of marey goodness.
>Both girls fall forward to ground spent and panting
>and with a grunt, you do a bit of coating yourself.
>All those months spend being pent up end up feeding the bush it's daily dose of protein.
>Jesus Christ you needed that.
>You should go to the park more often.
>"What was that?"
>"W-what was what, Tia?"
>Wait what?
>"I know I heard something."
>Noooo.
>"I think it came from over there!" 
>"The bush?"
>Fuck a duck.
>Why. Why now?!
>You've always been a silent masturbater!
>22 years of never being caught Goddammit!
>Why did you have to make a noise now?!
>"Let's go see what is was."
>How in the shit are you going to explain this?
>'Oh you know. Just saw you two fucking, thought I'd do some sight seeing.'
>You are so going to jail.
>You can't go to pony jail! 
>They'd never have a cell big enough for you.
>You need your fucking leg room!
>All you can do is watch as Salmon make her way over to the bush of desecration.
>"Diamond Tiara!"
>Oh great, bring somepone else into this. 
>Here we come pony super max!
>"Tia, it's your dad!, W-we should go."
>Oh please.
>"But, the bush!"
>plsjustgo.png
>"Diamond Tiara! Where are you?"
>The tiny pink pony gives the bush one last accusing look before darting off to the direction of her parental figure, Spoon butt in tow.
>both still leaking, the only thing to give away their 'secret' is a slowly drying stain in the grass.
>Did... Did you just get away with that?
>Hooooly shit you did.
>You breathe a sigh of relief
>notevenclosebby.wav
>You start to make your way out of the bush, hiking up your pants, about to make a get away.
>Fuck yeah
>This memory is going right in the vault.
>"Anon?"
>God dammit.

>You turn your head to come face to p0ne face with the local schoolmarm, The pruple pony eyeing you, her head tilted
>"What are you doing in that bush?"
>You look at the bush, your pants, and the little scrap of dignity left behind.
"Umm."
You look at your cum covered hand and only one thing comes to mind.
"Painting..?"



>You are, as you've always been, Anon
>Humanest human there is.
>And fuck me has your week been weird.
>ever since Cheerilee found you after the great bumpining of..
>What fucking year is it? 
>pone calendars are weird..
>After teachin' horse found you bush creepin' on butt bumping fillies, you had to think on your feet.
>turns out you're reeeeal fucking bad at that
>Painting
>kind of fucking idiot would believe that?
>Talking horses. Talking horses would believe that.
>You doubled down on that shit
>doubled down haaaaard 
>you told her that humans used nature to paint
>Nature, some simple oils and a lot of grinding with a grindstone
>and the bush was a lovely shade of green
>Not super untrue, but enough to make some historians back home slap your shit.
>She ate that shit up.
>It also turned out teach had a bit of an artist streak in her
>Something about learning the different art styles of Equestria and teaching it to the youngin's
>So here you are.
>On a fucking Saturday no less
>In Cheerilee's living room. Grinding up leaves and oil.
>Surrounded by, albeit decent, paintings. Again.
>She's not bad, for being a non-horn pony
>mouthcontrolfodaysyo.jpg
>But holy shit
>You've been at this for hours.
>Your arms hurt... 
>"Anon... I really like how this painting is turning out, but I think we need more white for the clouds."
>More white? You ran through all the chalk she had three hours and 7 painting ago.
>Looking out of one of the nearby windows shows you that the moon is on the rise and the sun is a droppin'
>So going to the store is out.
>Where t-
>and that's when you got an idea.
>A horribly, deviously, perverted idea.
"Well, Going to the store may be out of the question, but I think I have a more. 'Natural' alternative to chalk."

>after a brief explanation to a somewhat blushing Cheerilee, You were off.
>She agreed to this mostly because she wanted to finish this painting in time to show the class on Monday
>Also something about learning about human anatomy for a lesson on equestrian beast?
>You weren't really paying attention
>So on her couch you went.
>Pants down. Johnson presented, and Cheerilee staring at him. One brow raised
>"And you're sure this will work?"
"It's the way humans do it!"
>That's right. 
>put on that winning smile
>lie through your teeth
>It's not like she's gonna que-whoaheythat'saponynose.
>The tiny teaching pone has her nose right up in your business.
>You remember reading something about ponies and musk, this must have something to do with it.
>and with every little sniff she takes, a little warm air baths Anon.jr
>Weird to you, but hey, he has no complaints. 
>and with the first few tentative licks, you were in business.
>and after the first few test licks, her mouth was upon you in mere seconds. 
>Seems she really liked the taste
>and oh dear lord she was better at this than painting. 
>It started slow, a gentle bit of sucking right at the tip of your member, her velvety soft tongue grazing it every few moments.
>She lets you go, only to come back again, with slow licks here and there.
>For just wanting to get this over with to get back to painting she was taking her sweet. Fucking. TIME.
>You groan as she pulls away only to go to the base and lick all the way up.
>Oh fuck you Schoolhorse... this is torture.
>down she went aaaaaagaai-Fucking shit!
>Her hot mouth engulfed your cock, tongue resting on the underside as she went down.. Then up. Then down.
>As she got her self into a rhythm, you bit your bottom lip.
>Every bob of her head was accompanied by a flick of her broad tongue
>and when she took you all the way to the hilt?
>You had to have died.
>'cause you're pretty sure your were in heaven.
>There's no way nothing's this good.

>With a lewd pop she pulled away from you taking one more lick before a hoof came to rub at you
>"How are you lasting this long? most stallions would have popped by now!"
"H-human...stamina"
>A blessing and a curse really.
>She rolled her eyes "Well hurry up! I need that white!"
>and back on the ride you were
>It's like she's trying to suck out your soul
>If that was the case you were more than willing.
>She's really working at it now, pulling all the stops
>Her head is a blur as she works your poor manhood. 
>and of course its working go-WELL. It's working REALLY WELL.
>You're starting to feel that all to familiar tingle, it's all most time.
>You place your hand on her head, giving her ears some love, just to let her know you're still there.
>She must have notice your were getting close, either do to the moans, the twitching of your cock, or just by instinct alone
>She took you down one more time and that's when it happened.
>Through clenched teeth you gave her your special brand of paint.
>She pulled back just intime to catch most of it in her mouth, the rest covering her face framing it in a lewd sort of cuteness.
>Now that's art.
>You didn't even notice when she ran off, mouth still full. You were too busy trying to remember how to human.
>after a few moments of you resting, she came back her face clean and a little bucket balanced on her back.
>you took note of the bits of white covering the rim.
>Aww, She even labeled it "Anon White"
>"Wow, Anon! You gave so much." She smiled to you, rather happy that she could get back to finishing
>She placed the vase near her un fished painting, readying the oils and mixing bowl
>You're just glad you could help.
>andgetafreeblowie
>She was about to start again, when she suddenly stopped.
>"Although..."
>What now?
>The schoolmarm turns her gaze back to you, her eyes half lidded.
>"I am going to need more for a few more pieces.."
>Oh, well that's not so ba-
>"A Gallon might do it..."
>OhsweetbabyCelestia

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>You are Applebloom
>Most popular and intelligent of the CMC.
>Greatest Cutie Mark Helper in all the world.
>And you're the cutest thing ever with your bow, it's awesome. It's straight up best bow.
>Except for one thing. It has one problem.
>It's best bow, but shittiest ear-muff.
>That' a shame...
>BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
>"OoooHhhHHHHHHHH! BIG MAC RIGHT THERE!"
>You could use some soundproof earmuffs or something right now
>"UNH! UNH! RIGHT THERE! RIGHT THERE!"
>Or soundproof walls.
>"IFFIN' YER' GONNA PULL MAH HAIR, PULL IT! STOP FUCKIN' HOVER-HOOFIN' LIKE A PROMNIGHT COLT-OHYEEEAHHHHH! RIDE IT!"
>Or soundproof magic.
>"RUT! ME! FUCK ME! MAKE ME YER' MARE!"
>"EYYYUP!"
>Or a bullet.
>Anything to block out the sounds of your older siblings 'blowing off steam' after a hard workday.
>You knew it was going to happen. The moment you saw his 'little mac' pop up during dinner to come say hi and ask what you were having for dinner, it was inevitable. 
>AJ had been a good little sister, ducked her head down and got to work to help him out, but it hadn't been enough. 
>You know what he sounded like when he blew a load in his little sisters mouth, and you didn't hear that.
>You'd hoped that when she gave up and lead him upstairs, they'd finish before you had to go to bed.
>No luck.
>"A-AHHH! AHHHH! OH, oh sugar CUUBBE! IT HURTS BUT AH' LOVE IT!"
>So here you were, lying in bed, listening to the sound of his strong thighs slapping against her toned ass.
>Yes, you could discern that exact sound.
>It's happened so often, you actually recognized the sound of his thick cock sliding into her, and how deep it was going.
>"A-AIN'T YOU DONE YET!?"
>"N-noope."
>He always takes forever to finish with her.
>She didn't take it personal, she knew he just had different preferences.
>Preferences that ended up with him needed to wash 'Orchard Blossoms' dress every time he went to poker night.

>But she was a good little sister, and she wasn't going to let him go to bed with a huge problem swinging in between his legs.
>So she took him upstairs, flagged her tail, and let him do what he wanted. To him, she was the best little sister in the world.
>To you, she was nearing "Rarity" levels of shitty sibling.
>Because it was a school night.
>And here you were, listening to BANGBANGBANGBANG
>They're hitting your wall even!
>It wouldn't be so bad if you could just walk in and join up with them, but no.
>Granny had to pull the 'you need your rest' card.
>Which meant 'Mac finishes too quick when you use your hooves, and I wanna listen on the other side and remember back when my hips could take a single hit without shattering'
>So now here you were.
>Listening to your big brother give it to Applejack with everything he has.
>Just like he had the last hour.
>Just like he would for who knows how many hours yet.
"Buck this right outta the damn tree."
>Unless you act. Which you're going to.
>Would they be mad you're sneaking out to go sleep in one of your friend's houses? Yes.
>Would you care, after you've had a good nights sleep and didn't have to listen to that?
>"M-MAC JUST HURRRYYY! HURRY AND PUMP YER' FOALS IN ME ALREADY!"
>In the words of the one currently splitting his little sister like a ripe melon, 'eennnnope.'
"Fuck this shit Ah'm out."
>You sang to yourself as you tied up your bed sheets, and swung open the window. Not like they'd hear that slamming anyway.
>Down you went just like you had a thousand times before, and off into the dark of Luna's night. Maybe things would be better with Sweetie Belle.

>Though you had no way of knowing it, you would later come to regret the choice to leave right then.
>"FUCK IT, MAC!"
>"OOF!"
>"This is takin' too long, so we're doin' this yer' way! Go to the closet and fetch 'orchard blosson'. Ah'll grab Celestia's Mercy."
>"E-eyyyup!"
>It would've been over in just ten more minutes.
>"Bend over."