"Yep, h-haha... In the flesh"
>You point finger-guns at the startled barkeep and pull up a stool 
>Pinkie's leather corset creaks as she leans in 
>"It's really you..."
>You feel the latex gloves of her scandalously lewd cabaret outfit on your face
>She strokes your cheek and pinches it lightly 
"Yeah, so, umm.."
>You gently nudge her hand out of your face and knock on the bar top 
"Got something special for a cool gal like me? You know, something that'll show me a good time?"
>You wink at her, grinning nervously 
>Pinkie's corset creaks again as she straightens up slowly 
>You wonder how her sizable breasts managed to not spill out of that thing when she leaned in
>Silently, she turns around and walks towards the shelf on the wall with various bottles
>She pulls out an expensive looking one, grabs two shot glasses, and turns around 
>"It's funny seeing you were. I thought you were dead"
>Her tiptoe-high heels clack on the floor as she struts back to the bar
>You get a full glimpse at the outfit she's wearing
>Her waist is clenched by that severe looking leather corset
>Her breasts jiggle in the cups like jell-o poured into wine glass
>The long sweeping victorian-looking dress floats behind her, ending right at her calves 
>It angles up sharply at the front, nearly tucking into the corset and leaving the front of her purple thong in full display 
>You gulp 
>Pinkie sets down the shot glasses in front of you and pours the expensive stuff to the brim 
>"Both on the house," she says, her monotone depressed voice kinda shaky. "Don't thank me"
>You knock back the first one, feeling it burn in your throat and leaving you flushed
"Kyaaa~"
>You hold the second shot and take a whiff at it
>It smells incredibly strong
"Whew, thanks. But it's not the kind of 'feel good' service I was looking for~"
>You eye at her tits and wiggle your eyebrows like the smooth talker you are
>"I know. Finish the shot"
>Ohh
>Kinky
>You wonder what she's got in mind
>Maybe there are 'private' rooms upstairs for you two to romp around in
>You finish the shot, squinting your eyes and setting the empty glass down
>As soon as you swallow the liquor, Pinkie dives over the bar and pounces at you
>You fall backward with her on top
>The landing takes the wind out of your lungs
>Shit!
>You cough and try to pry Pinkie off of you
>She straddles your bare tummy
>You feel a slightly moist spot on her thong 
>*SMACK*
>You see stars as Pinkie slaps you hard
"Ow! What the fuck--"
>*SMACK*
>Both of your cheeks are burning 
>You raise your arms to defend yourself
>Pinkie graps your wrists and pins them to the floor
"Pinkie, what's gotten into you?"
>You see a glint in her eyes
>"You went on that stupid heist I told you not to go to, got your butt bombed to shreds, and you have the gall to show up unannounced asking for sex?!"
>She licks her lips open-mouthed, exposing her teeth 
>They look awfully sharp
>"Ohh, I'll show you a good time alright. A good fuckin' time!"
"Okay, I know you're into some really kinky shit, but this is--"
>You let out a howl as Pinkie leans into your neck and nibbles at you really hard
>You feel her hair blanketing your face like a really soft brush
>She pulls back and bites you again, slightly lower and closer to your shoulder
>You grit your teeth as she almost tears at your flesh
>You feel her grinding against your tummy and it feels moist
>Yeah, she's definitely wet down there
>She moves one hand down to your blouse and clutches at the knot
>Her fingers move impossibly fast and the knot's untied in a split second
>She pries your blouse open and dives in, sucking at one nipple and tongueing it 
>Her hand pinches and squeezes at your other nipple
"G-guh~"
>Your eyes roll back to your head in a mixture of pain and pleasure
>Her hand gently kneads and strokes your breast, switching things around
>You howl again as she bites down hard at your tit
>You kick your legs, panting hard
>It hurts, it's too rough
>But it's kinda kinky, doing this in public
>The dopamine kicks in and you feel tingly all over
>Your eyes dart around wondering if anyone's going to call the cops
>Instead, the patrons are either passed out, trying to ignore it, or glaring from afar with their hands stuffed into their pants
>You spot a brash girl, a Moondancer sleeve, with her Glim-Pad aimed at your writhing bodies
>There's a trickle of blood running down from her nose
"Hey, p-put that away, fucking pervert!"
>The Moondancer doesn't seem to hear
>"S-sugoi... This is totally going on Yuritube. I'm going to be so rich from the ad revenue!"
>She drools as she watches Pinkie going absolutely nuts on you through her Glim-Pad
"Stop that or I'll-- Ohhh~"
>You moan loudly as Pinkie stuffs one hand up under your skirt
>Her shoulder bends at an unnatural angle behind her
>You feel her slender fingers prying your panties aside, nearly tearing it
>Her fingers slip inside your wet folds 
"Ohhhmygosh ohmygosh!"
>Your legs buck involuntarily as Pinkie curls her fingers and finds your g-spot in no time
>She teases and fingers it mercilessly, bringing you to near-climax in no time
"P-Pinkie~"
>You dig your fingers into her silky straight hair, pulling her head deeper into your breasts
>Her back bends right in the middle in response
>She alternates between lapping up on your nipples greedily and giving it severe bites
>You, in turn, alternate between whorish moans and painful screams
>Your head swims, completely bathed in a mixture of chemicals 
>Pinkie bucks and grinds harder against you, her thong almost completely drenched in her arousal
>You feel your own orgasm starting 
"Ahhhh!"
>Pinkie feels your pussy clamping down on her fingers and inserts the rest into you
>She rubs and gyrates all her fingers inside you, roughly massaging your g-spot 
>She bucks one last time and climaxes with you
>"D-Dashie~"
>Pinkie's joints click and snap back to their natural positions as she loses control 
>She falls forward, still straddling your body
>Her arms cling at your head as she convulses in squirting orgasm, completely drenching her thong and leaving juices running down your tummy 
>You're in no better position, your knees propped up and wobbling as you squirt horizontally all over the bar's linoleum floor
>You hug her tightly as you slowly regain your composure
"W-wow..."
>Pinkie straightens up and looks down at you 
>She smiles slightly
>"Did you like that?"
"Yeah. I mean, damn"
>You reach up and pull on her arm, bending it at the elbow here and there in wild angles
"That's one hell of a party truck"
>Pinkie looks sideways, blushing 
>"Yeah, had my joint actuation controller fixed while you were away. It helps with sex, too."
>Your mind runs through all the weird, bendy, kinky sex positions she could perform 
"Princesses, I bet it does"
>You lock eyes with each other for a while
>*clop clop clop*
>You turn your head and see the mysterious blue-haired sleeve approaching you
>"Most interesting. We find your performance to be quite... Erotic"
>Her wings stretch outward then fold neatly behind her shoulders
>From this angle, you can *definitely* see up her lolita dress
>To your surprise, she's also wearing a blue-white striped shimapan 
>Huh
>A fellow patrician
"Who are you?"
>She dips slightly into a curtsy, spreading the hem of her dress out
>Damn, that's just archaic 
>"My name is Luna. No relation to--"
>Pinkie jolts up from you, tumbling backward with her joints clacking in unnatural angles
>She crawls behind the counter like a spider and stands up again with a shotgun aimed at the blue-haired sleeve
>"A princess-sleeve," Pinkie says in a deadly monotone. "Shouldn't you be at home in Canterlot City sleeping with dignitaries?"
>Luna pays her no mind and rises calmly, clasping her hands in front of her
>You rest your hand over your shock katana's hilt
>Pinkie's bite marks are starting to burn a little
>"Please," Luna says calmly. "Lower your weapons. We do not wish you harm"
>You see a crackle of electricity arcing from her fingertip to the floor 
>"But if you attack, I will defend myself"

>What now?

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Gear:
Custom Shock Katana (primary)
M1 Spec Ops Wakizashi
TX-9 Compact Rifle (BAT: 100%)
Location garter 

Items:
Glim-Pad (Access to church's database)
MegaPass (free autocab rides)

Actions:
>Calm Pinkie down and ask "Luna" who she is
>Ask "Luna" if she wants to join in for a three-way [Hard: 50%]
>Unsheathe your katana and attack her! Nothing personnel... [Combat!]
>write-in