>"Oh Anon! How are we doing today?" "Fuck off." >A yellow pegasus giggles >"It almost sounded like you were saying something mean! It's ok." >It's been two weeks >Two >Weeks >You ended up in Equestria and it was as colorful as you thought it would be >The only issue was that ponies don't speak English >There's no England in Pony world >So there's no fucking English >You see that yellow has brought company this time >Purple unicorn >They neigh at each other >Purple is pretty expressive >You can almost make out their conversation from the expressions alone >Tone is a crapshoot when it comes to other noises >"This is my bestest friend, Twilight Sparkle! She's really smart and promised to help me learn more about you! Isn't that wonderful?" "Will she get me my clothing back?" >Outside of an admittedly soft rope around your neck, you've been naked for the last two weeks >The two keep talking until yellow giggles >It seems like giggling >Purple waves at you and widely opens her mouth >You can only make out "Light" and "Nice" >You furrow your brow at her >Purple tries her best to smile >Yellow pats her on the back and clears her throat >"Twilight is trying to learn how to speak Animalese! I can speak to birds, bears, balloon animals and you!" "Joy. Clothing please?" >"No no no, she doesn't have to wear clothes!" >Their conversation continues until Purple and Yellow leave >You've been sitting this entire time, legs folded with your head in your hands >The weather hasn't been bad but you've been worn down pretty bad by having to sleep outside without any coverings >You aren't Survivor Man, you can't get by on unusually soft grass alone >At least there's a small pond nearby where you can bathe >Doesn't help since your hair has gotten greasy >You miss shampoo >Yellow comes back >She has a full bag in her mouth >She stops in front of you and drops it in front of your legs >"It's lunch time! I know you must eat a whole lot, you must be a sort of pale bear! Maybe you're a pear bear!" >Your skin tone is nothing resembling a pear >You've lost the urge to fight her when she brings you food >You open the bag and see a wide variety of dried fruits, nuts, and a few flower petals for good measure >It isn't the best but you really can't afford to be choosey >You'd kill for a burger >Or a single hot dog >You sigh at the taste of it >It is nice >Within an hour of ending up in their little horse town, you were captured by Yellow >If it weren't for her maybe you could... find some sort of jerky store or something >Horses had to eat meat too >While picking apart the favorite parts from the bag, Yellow pushes her face into your lap >Almost immediately you tense up >She's licking at your crotch >You try to push her head away but her neck is surprisingly strong and unyielding >You haven't had any privacy for the last two weeks so you haven't been able to... relax at your own pace, so to say >Yellow can tell >After a long, agonizingly hard slurp, she pulls away >You try to hide your face behind the bag but you can see her face and she can see most of yours >Her mane is a little out of place >She openly licks her lips >"You are surprisingly pent up! I can tell. I know how allllllll of the animals are, both big and small!" >Her eyes dart down to your crotch >Even if she's a tiny pony you can tell that she has the look of a starved animal >"You know, you must need help with this? I've seen you rub and tug at it at night... but you never do it for long. Does it itch? Am I doing it the right way?" >You really don't want to say anything >You can't give her the satisfaction of an answer >So you don't answer >Not verbally >She frowns >But she's smiling with her eyes >"Am I doing it wrong then...? I'm so sorry for that, Mr. Pear Bear... let me try something else..." >She pushes her head back down onto your lap >You last maybe a half minute before you drop the bag >You try with all of your strength, what little you have, to force her head away >You're failing >Worse yet >She's succeeding >The sound of her mouth and her humming is far too much for even you >You scream out some half-brained exclamation >Seven heart beats later, all of your strength leaves you >You lean back and to the side, trying to avoid her incessant gaze >She gulps >Hard >Loud >Letting you know that she won >She 'helped' >"Why Mr. Pear Bear... I think I helped you. Was that what you were missing?" >You refuse to answer >"If you don't answer me... I might forget to bring you dinner tonight... so many animals need my help, even though none of you need this sort of special help." "...thank you." >You hear a melodical giggle >"It almost sounded like you were thanking me! What did I do to deserve such praise?" >This could cripple your pride further "...Thank you for taking care of that." >"Yay! Much better! You're very welcome Anonymous. Oops! I mean, Mr. Pear Bear!" >Yellow pets your bent knee with her hoof >"You know, it's supposed to get windy and cold tonight too... do you maybe need a blanket? Or bedding...?" >You see what her goal is now >You just can't bring yourself to genuinely stop her >It took two more days of giving her the cold shoulder before you finally capitulated >After two nights of chilly, windy nights >After two days of dealing with swarms of birds, small woodland critters and technicolor ponies visiting to try to emulate your language for fun >After near sixteen days of your energy waning >You allow her to get you a blanket >The evening she brought it out for you, you almost cried >You almost dozed off as soon as you felt feathery warmth cover your body >Until you felt Yellow go under the blanket too >She drained you at least three times >All through her mouth >You know this because outside of her tongue, she would make the loudest, most obscene sounds >"Oh my, you're still in need! Don't worry Mr. Pear Bear, Fluttershy is on the job!" >She calls herself that but it's a stupid name >It's probably a code name or some sort of mistranslation >After your third drain, you pass out >You had the best dream >You were back home >You had your shitty bed >Your shitty blankets >Your video games that you never played because your favorite social spot said they sucked >Your shit job >Having breakfast bratwursts and biscuits >You wake up, feeling intense strain on your body >It's Yellow again >Fluttershy >Her hooves are on your stomach >You try to grab her head and force herself away but your hands slip >You feel her drain you until there's nothing left >You don't have the capacity to stop her >Yet again >She crawls out from under the blanket, smiling >Her mouth is still messy >"Good boy, Mr. Pear Bear! I can tell you've been eating your food, you taste wonderful!" >You bring the blanket up to cover your face >If this were any other situation, you wouldn't complain that much >But this >This is just too much >You close your eyes again >Far too soon, you hear multiple ponies talking >What you think is 'talking' >"Mr. Pear Bear! My friends are here! Wakey wakey!" >Aw crap >You refuse to remove the blanket >"Pear! Peary very peary berry pear bear!" >Sounds like some sort of hyper-active female voice >"You sure this big hairy thing can buck apples?" >Some... cow poke? >"He would make a good model... I suppose. He is shaped slightly like a dragon. It could be a change to enter a new realm of fashion!" >This is definitely a different voice "Wait..." >Did you go crazy? >You can understand them now? >You rip yourself from the blanket and scramble to your hands and knees "I can understand you?!" >There are six ponies in front of you >"Wow, Twilight you did it! Mr. Pear Bear must understand us now!" >...what? >"Well it was easy, once you explained how to sound out certain words." "...can you things understand me? Send me back home. Send me back!" >"It's just a shame the spell can't translate him to us... but I'll be sure to try out some other spells! Maybe I can try on some other bears..." >Purple seems to be the mastermind for this "Someone please get me some real food. I'm dying here." >All six of them laugh >Fluttershy laughs the hardest and wipes her eye with her foreleg >"Oh my! Mr. Pear Bear was thanking us for making it so he can understand us!" "Wha-no! NO! I'm not!" >You stand up, ready to rip the wings off of Yellow >Only to be reminded that you're still naked >Five of the six ponies gasp >Fluttershy gives you a dark smile for a split second >Her expression changes almost instantly to an innocent gasp >"Oh my! Mr. Pear Bear is awake and agitated! Quick girls, go get what I mentioned! We have only an hour until he goes into an angry rage!" >"Got it!" >"Roger!" >"Keep him busy Shy!" >"Boy howdy, I... r-right!" >"By Celestia I have to take THAT into consideration for tailoring?!" >Like a bad action party, five of the six sprint or fly or... poof...? >All of them vacate >That just leaves you with Fluttershy >She puffs out her chest and steps up to you >"Oh Mr. Pear Bear... don't act so mean. Now sit down. They're all fetching you some really good things. And I promised them that you would help them out. So you get to go out and help out everypony!" >You don't move >Her smile turns to a grin >Her eyes narrow >"Momma said." >She raises up her hoof and punches it into your open, exposed crotch >"SIT. DOWN." >No matter how frustrated you may be, a kick to the jewels is a fucking kick to the jewels >You drop down on your ass, your hands covering your gun and grenades >Her grin widens even further >You'd ask why the long face but she's a fucking talking yellow horse >"Good boy." >She bites down on your hand and pulls it away >Thankfully she doesn't use her teeth that much >Without hesitation she goes back to draining you >More aggressively this time >You aren't sure which is worse >How it's starting to hurt with how hard she's attempting to devour you >Or that it isn't even taking you all that long to react the way she wants you to