!highlight!Pre-Sonic Boom - Hearth's Warming Eve

>Be Hearth’s Warming Eve
>It’s snowing
>Fucking freezing your ass off under your bed sheets
>Only sources of heat are fireplace and stove, neither of which are in your room
>Tapping on your window
>Look over
>Fucking Flutterslut
>Reach over and close curtains, then crawl under sheets
>Knock at door
>“Um, A-Anon, it’s been a few days now since you’ve come out… you must be freezing in there all alone…”
>You got no sleep last night, don’t want to deal with her bullshit
>Continued knocking, it rings through your eardrums
>Fuck it
>Get up and walk over to door, peering out the small window
>Fucking snow’s piled up at least 2-3 feet
>Fluttershy’s having to flap her wings just to stay above the snow
>Slam your fist against the wall in frustration
>Hear a squeak come from outside, and a slushing noise almost immediately after
>Look outside
>Pile of snow covering Flutterslut, her eyes poking out
>If she wasn’t trying to rape you, you’d think it was adorable
>Fucking laughing your ass off
>Walk over to fireplace to warm up
>Another knock at door
“Not now Fluttershy, I’m not in the mood for it”
>”That’s no way to treat your bro, leaving me out in the cold like that!”
>Fucking Rainbro Dashto the rescue, hear Fluttershy quickly flapping her wings to get away
>Quickly walk over to the door and open it
>Rainbro flies inside almost immediately to the fire as you close the door
“You bring the stuff?”
>”Fuck yeah I brought the stuff!” she says, patting a bag hanging off her
>whatabro.jpg
>”Which movie first?”
>You go through the stash of movies she brought in the bag
>Pick out high-speed action movie first
>Rainbro starts pulling out bottles of Applejack Daniels
>You question just how much she should be able to fit in one bag
>fuckit.jpg
>You pop the movie in and both of you crash on the couch, you reach over and cover yourself in a blanket
“Want in?”
>Pomf. Wingboner.
>”Um, no thanks, I’m fine,” she says, handing you a bottle and blushing lightly
>Why do her wings keep doing that?
>Proceed to watch movies and drink one bottle after another
>Eventually you’re on what you believe is your third bottle, you lost count at twelve
>Rainbro’s fast asleep, sprawled out on your couch, her head leaning up on the cushion of the couch
>You smile and throw part of the blanket over her to keep her warm, she’s your bro after all
>She squirms a bit, before curling up to you
>The movie ends, both of you knocked out
 
The next day…
 
>Wake up
>Thank Celestia the snow blocked some of the sunlight from coming into the house
>Rub your eyes, notice Rainbro curled up next to you
>Smile, sliding out of the blanket trying to not make a racket
>Fuck up, trip, fall flat on your face on the cold floor
>Rainbro slowly opens her eyes, looking around, sees you on the floor
>pokerface.jpg
>”Heh, awesome night, huh, Anon?”
>Don’t even look up, hold up a thumbs-up to her before changing to a brofist
>She chuckles a bit before completing the glorious ritual of bro-ism
>Slowly get to your feet, rubbing your head
>”So what do you have planned for today, Anon?”
>Think for a moment
“I’m snowed in, but I’ve got enough food to last for a few days.”
>”So a chill day?”
>fuckyea.jpg
 
>”Sounds good to me! I’ll head on into the kitchen to see what’cha have.”
“Alright, I’m gonna get a shower.”
>She nods, a slight blush on her cheeks, but you assume it’s from the booze from the night before
>You head to the bathroom, and can hear her moving stuff around in the kitchen
>You turn on the water finally and toss your clothes to the floor, walking in
>Goddamn water’s cold as fuck
>You let out a loud yelp from it
>Can be heard through the house
>Rainbro stops whatever it is she was doing in the kitchen and you can hear hooves quickly clopping over to you
>She runs in worried that you were injured or something
>Sees you with nothing on, your entire body in full view
>Awkward silence
>Pomf. There go her wings.
>Her face is redder than anything you’ve seen before
>You make the first move to break the silence
“Um… sorry about that. Heh.”
>Still no readable response from Rainbro except shock as her eyes are locked on you
>You move your hands to cover your lower regions
>Thank Celestia for having hands
>Rainbro shakes her head quickly to snap her out of her stunned state
>”Oh, sorry about… walking in on you like that, Anon”
>Her wings are still rigid like statues, her face still red as she tries to look away from you
>You walk over to your clothes, finally having something to decently cover your lower half
>”I’ll… I’ll just be going back to the food, alright?” she forces a nervous smile as she quickly scurries off
>You breathe a sigh of relief
>Back to your shower
>You walk out of the bathroom, slipping into your pants from the past night
>They’re not dirty, why waste the water?
>You walk down the stairs to the kitchen
>Rainbro’s already seeming to be cooking something
“Smells like something good’s being cooked in here!”
>She turns to look at you with a smile on her face
>Notices you still don’t have a shirt
>Blush returns
>”It’s… just toast, y’know. Nothin’ really special about it.”
>You shrug, still smells good
>You reach for dishes for both of you
>Toast springs out and lands on the plates just as you swing them around
>Feel like a boss
>You both sit down at the table, Rainbro grabs a jar of berries and pours them onto both of your plates
>You wonder why no jelly, but put the berries on the toast anyway and take a bite
>sweetjesus.jpg
>Smile at Rainbro, hold up a brofist for this food of the gods
>She completes the brofist, digging into her breakfast as well
>”So yeah… sorry for walking in on you like that. Was worried AJ was hiding in there or something.”
>This mare, man. This mare
“Nah, it’s alright. You were just looking out for your bro, that’s all.”
>She nods, you don’t notice her stealing glances of your exposed torso
>”So you’re not mad or anything?” she asks, surprised
“No way, we’re bros, not like you’re Fluttershy or Applejack or something,” you laugh
>She blushes a bit
>”Yeah, I wouldn’t try something like that…”
>You pat her on the head, scratching it
“You and me. Bros to the end.”
>She nods, a bit absently
>”Yeah… bros to the end…”
>Both of you finish the fucking amazing breakfast Rainbro made
>You sit back, feeling content that after around 5 slices of berry-covered toast that you’re good on food for now
“Hey RD, you seem to be used to being snowed in a lot; you got any ideas on what we can do for fun?”
>”Well, last I checked the snow wasn’t supposed to stop until later tonight, so we’ve got a lot of-“
>Cut off by a banging on the door, followed by the door being slammed off its hinges, the cold air rushing into the house
>Fucking Applejack knocked down the only barrier keeping the cold out
>”Alright Anon, y’all better just come on quietly or the cold’s gonna keep on comin’!” she hollers, looking around
>You immediately peer out from the kitchen wall as RD leaps up and confronts Applejack
>”AJ! What do you think you’re doing?!”
>Applejack grins
>”Ah, howdy Rainbow, yer just in time,” she says, twisting around and slamming her hind legs into your Rainbro, sending her to the wall you’re peering out from
>”And now it’s time ta get what ah came here for,” she grins, walking over to you
>Fucking cold, should’ve put something on to cover your torso
>The wind coming from the doorway isn’t helping
“Seriously, you bust down my door for something like this? Do you have any idea how hard it is for me to fix that thing every fucking time you or Fluttershy knock it down?”
>You come out from the wall, AJ’s licking her lips staring at your torso and ignoring whatever it is you’re saying
>”Now Anon, we can do this the easy way,” she says, leaping up and pinning you down against the cold kitchen floor, “Or the hard way.”
>You struggle under her, but she has you pinned, the cold floor not helping your escape in any way
>”Though ah prefer the hard way,” she grins, beginning trailing her tongue down your bare chest
>Fuck the wind, it makes it even colder
>She continues trailing down to your abs
>You notice your legs aren’t pinned
>You quickly lift up your lower body, curling your legs around to her head
>”Now what in tarnation-“
>You begin squeezing your legs together as hard as you can
>After around 10-15 seconds, Applejack finally collapses, just barely making it to the waist of your pants
>Breathe a sigh of relief
“That… was too close.”
>Push her unconscious self off you, walk over to Rainbro
>She seems fine for the most part, just winded
“You alright, RD?”
>”Y-yeah, I’m fine…” she mutters, still breathing a bit staggered, but otherwise mostly uninjured
>You walk over to the door
>Do what you can to lift it back over the doorway, pushing it in as best you can
>Take a few steps back, smile as it holds
>Falls the second you turn around
>areyoufuckingkiddingme.jpg
>You sigh, turning back around to set the door up on a slight angle, this time it stays in place
>Still a slight draft finds its way in
>You decide you’re not going to last long shirtless in the middle of winter
>You walk into your bedroom and come out a few moments later wearing a long-sleeved shirt
>Rainbro has since managed to get to her feet, and is checking on Applejack
>”Whoa… she’s out cold; where’d you learn something like that?” she turns to you, surprised
“Dunno; it just came to me.”
>”Well, whatever it was, it worked,” she chuckled a bit
>Applejack is stirring a bit, but as of right now is no longer a threat
>You decide that since it IS the Hearth’s Warming season, you might as well not just leave her on your floor
>You walk over and pick her up, deciding on setting her on your bed to sleep
>Hey, at least it’s not at the same time you’re sleeping there
>”You sure that’s a good idea, Anon?” Rainbro looks up at you
“Can’t just leave her like that; besides, she’ll be cold if we did.”
>You reach over for a nearby blanket and cover Applejack with it before walking out of your bedroom
>You smile at Rainbro
“Hopefully she’ll manage to see that I’m not just some toy for her to try and rape whenever she feels like it.”
>Rainbro smiles back, and nods
“C’mon; I’m sure we have a few movies left we can watch.”
>She’s way ahead of you on this; she’s already back in front of the television searching through the stash of movies she brought
>”Oh! What about this one?” she asks, holding up a case
>Daring Do and the Griffon’s Goblet
“Eh, sure, put it in and we’ll watch it.”
>She beams with excitement, before putting it in and flying back over onto the sofa to sit next to you
>Curious as to what her obsession is for the series, you sit back and watch
>Movie lasts for around 2 hours, reminds you extremely of the Indiana Jones series
>You never bothered to watch those movies except for as a small child, so the storyline still kept your attention
>By the end both you and Rainbro are sitting on the edge of the sofa in excitement
>”That was SO AWESOME!” she exclaims, smiling at the screen as the credits begin to roll
“Wow, I have to say that was a REALLY nice movie!”
>She smiles up at you
>”So what d’ya say, huh? Wanna watch the rest of ‘em?” she asks, her eyes beaming
>Fuck it, why not?
“Go right on ahead, I’m just gonna head into the kitchen to fix up something quick.”
>Squee from your bro as she leaps over and gets ready to play the next one
>You walk into the kitchen, your hands going through the cabinets to try and find something
>You raise an eyebrow as you feel something smooth
>You reach in and pull it out
>It’s an apple
>Fuck
>”Howdy Anon…”
>You quickly spin around, seeing Applejack standing there
“What the hell? When did you wake up? How did you get in here without us knowing?”
>”You’d be surprised as to just how much y’all get into those movies of yers,” she grins, trotting over to you
>You’re cornered on the far side of the kitchen, away from the entrance to the living room
>”Now, where were we?” she grins, rearing up and placing her hooves up onto the counter around you, holding your arms down under them
>Damn ponies and their ungodly leg-strength
>You struggle under her hooves, but that only seems to fuel her hunger
>She lunges forward in a kiss, you lean back instinctively to try to get away
>She begins grinding against you
>”Ah’ve been waitin’ a long time for this, Anon…” she grins, trailing her mouth down your neck
>”Looks like you’ll have to be waiting a little bit longer then,” a voice comes from behind her
>Before she can react, Rainbro to the rescue
>She picks Applejack up by the front legs, lifting her into the air
>Applejack is struggling in Rainbro’s grip
>You get an idea
”Hey RD, you think the lake’s frozen over yet?”
>AJ’s eyes instantly widen
>Rainbro gets the message
>You run to the door, lifting it to where Rainbro can safely slip out carrying Applejack
>You grin, closing the door behind you
>Walk over to the kitchen and look at the apple
>Pick it up and take a bite
>Fucking delicious.
>Rainbro comes back and knocks on the door a few minutes later
>You rush over to open it and let her inside
>She quickly shakes off the snow that accumulated on her mane and fur
“So? How’d it go?”
>She snickers. “Didn’t quite make it to the lake, but I have a feeling you’ll like what happened even better.”
>You raise an eyebrow
“Where’d you leave her?”
>”Let’s just say she’ll be a bit tied up for the time being. Big Mac and Granny Smith were out and saw me carrying her by, they offered to take her.”
“You had Big Mac lasso her legs together, didn’t you.”
>”Oh Anon, you can read me like a book!” she grins widely, waving her hoof around
>Big Brokintosh always watching out for you
“So, which one was next on the list of movies?”
>Rainbro’s eyes widen in surprise. “Oh, that’s right, I almost forgot!” she exclaims, rushing over to the television
>You walk over with her
>Next movie is “Daring Do and the Quest for the Sapphire Stone”
“Is it good?”
>”It’s the first one I ever read. Oh yeah. It’s good,” she grins slyly, hitting the play button
>Both of you crash on the couch, Dash unexpectedly snuggling up to you as you pull the blanket up over you two
>Think nothing of it
>”Ohmygosh it’s starting!” Rainbro exclaims, letting out another squee
>You chuckle a bit as the opening starts
 
Meanwhile…
>”Lemme go!” the orange mare squirms around in the leg-tied lasso
>”Nnnnope.”
>”Yew should be ashamed o’ yerself, bargin’ in on that young man’s alone time like that!” the older mare nags as they drag her inside the house
>”Alone time? What the…” Applejack raises an eyebrow in confusion
>”Eeeeyup,” Big Mac nods
>”An’ yew best be gettin’ ready fer a lotta work once the storm passes on; an’ once yer done, yer gonna be apologizin’ ta that human feller!” Granny Smith frowns
>”Yes ma’am…” Applejack sighs in defeat
“Oh no, did he just-!”
>”Oh yeah, he did!” Rainbro exclaims as Ahuizotl snatches the relic from Daring Do with his hand-tail thing
>Both of you are on the edge of the couch once again in excitement
>Unable to move for fear that it will ruin the experience
>Stay like that until Daring Do comes in and snatches it away at the end of the movie
>Both of you cheer excitedly as she runs off into the jungle once again to make her getaway
>Rainbro and you share a brohug unintentionally in the adrenaline of it all
>Immediately Rainbro notices and her cheeks turn light red, feeling your torso under the shirt
>Doesn’t let go even after the hug ends
“Uh… bro?”
>She shakes her head quickly, then looks up at you
>”Oh, y-yeah, sorry about that…” she chuckles nervously, letting you go
>By now it’s probably mid-afternoon from what you can tell
>”So, what now?” Rainbro asks, looking up at you again
“How about this one?”
>You reach over and grab another Daring Do movie, thinking that you should keep the trend going
>Rainbro’s eyes widen and her cheeks blush a bit more, she shakes her head
>”Oh, nononono, you don’t want to see that one,” she says, trying to take the case from you
>You hold it up out of her reach
“And why’s that, hm?”
>You grin devilishly at her
>Her blush deepens
>”Um, well… that one’s not nearly as good as the others.”
“Oh? What makes you say that?”
>You still hold it up above her head
>”Well… there’s not nearly as many action scenes of her kicking butt! And stuff…” she still can’t fight the blush on her cheeks
>”What kind of stuff, hm? Is there something that happens that you don’t want me to see?”
>Pomf. There go her wings.
>Why do they always do that in these situations?
>”F-fine, if that’s how you want it, go ahead and put it in!” she grumbles under her breath
>You snicker for a bit at the sight, before putting the movie in and pressing play
 
An hour or two later…
>FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>You shouldn’t have done that.
>”Heheh. Told ya,” she grins, still a light blush on her cheeks
>Your eyes feel like they should be burned from the inside out for what you have witnessed
“…Didn’t see that coming…”
>She snickers a bit, her wings just slightly out as she watches you recover from it
>”Here, drink this, it’ll make it better,” she says, handing you a leftover bottle of Applejack Daniels, grabbing another for herself
>You two clank bottles together, before taking a huge swig of the drink
>This continues until you no longer feel uncomfortable about that scene you just witnessed
“Y-y’know… *hic* This movie ain’t half-bad…”
>Rainbro nods, nuzzling up against you once again as the movie continues
>Your drunken state is even less aware of it
>”Anon…”
>You look down at her
>”What do you think of me?”
“What’re ya talkin’ ‘bout?”
>”Well, you know…” Rainbro blushes a bit, twirling her hooves a bit, “Do you consider me a… friend?”
>The fuck?
“O-of course I do! You’re… *hic* You’re my bro, after all!”
>”Yeah…” RD sighs a bit
“Hey, wha’s wrong?”
>”I’s just… I dunno, you ever think that we could be… more than just normal bros?” she looks up at you
“Wha? You mean, like super bros?”
>Fuck you and your drunken logic
>”N-no, not quite…” she turns to face you. “I mean… like more than bros, or super bros, or super-mega-awesome bros! Y’know?”
“…Whad’ya mean, RD?”
>Fuck you, your drunken logic, and your drunken obliviousness
>”Dammit Anon, you’re not listenin’ to me!” she grunts, pushing you onto the couch under her. “I mean like special somep0n… someone!” she nearly shouts, her face flushed
>Your eyes widen, this is your bro we’re talking about
>Both of you have been together since day one!
>But she’s a horse and you’re a human…
>But she’s just as human as anything else you’ve ever made friends with!
>Damn conflicting thoughts in your head
>”Uh… Anon?” Rainbro’s voice snaps you back into reality
>She’s still hovering over you, your faces just inches apart
>Your mind attempts to analyze the entire situation
>Analyzing…
>Mind.exe has encountered a problem and needs to close. Restart? Y/N
>Restarting…
>The silence between the two of you continues as she can see your mind is working at full drunken capacity
>”Anon…? You in there buddy?”
>Mind.exe is running slowly. Would you like to clear up some space? Y/N
>Closing SpeciesBarriers.exe…
“…You think I’m… your special someone?”
>Your drunken mind is still trying to process this
>RD nods, still hovering over you, part of her lower mane hanging down onto your shirt
>”I have… for a long time now, Anon…” her eyes lower a bit and her gaze detracts, but then soon returns to you. “Until now, I dunno… I guess I didn’t have the guts until tonight to tell ya.”
>That is the biggest cliché in the book, but hearing it from Rainbro makes it completely different for you
>Especially since, y’know, both of you are drunk
“…How long?”
>You keep asking questions so that your brain can still process the last question she just answered. Turns out ever since she met you, she’s had an infatuation for you. Your enjoyment of sports and athletics were just the right things to get her interested in you, apparently. Fluttershy and Applejack just made it even easier for her to get close to you when they started their own attempts to get with you.
>Of course she’s been having her own fantasies of being with you like that, but never acted on them for fear of you putting her in the same category as the other two
>She’s telling you all of this in the time-frame of about ten seconds, she’s so nervous
>You find it hard to believe your mind can actually process this fast while intoxicated
>She slowly inches closer and closer as she talks…
>...Until her snout boops your nose.
>You two are quiet for what seems like hours, not moving
>Suddenly, RD tries to stifle a giggle
>It fails, both of you share a good laugh
>Once both of you calm down, you smile up at her, wrapping your arms around her in a hug
“Well, must’ve taken a lot of guts to say something like that. Definitely a classic Rainbow Dash-style way of doing things.
>Her eyes widen a bit in surprise
>”Anon… you called me Rainbow Dash…?”
>You snicker a bit, before grinning up at her again
“Well, why not?”
>You lean up and place a small peck on the tip of her snout
“You’re my special somepony, after all, y’know?”
>Her eyes widen to the point of where you think they’re gonna pop out of her head
>Damn, how do all of those Japanese anime’s pull it off?
>She blinks a few times, smiles, and then her eyes roll back and she collapses
>…Well, guess that’s one way to react.
>You wonder if Fluttershy’s and Applejack’s jimmies will be rustled when they hear about this
The next day…
>Knock at the door
>You slowly open your eyes
>Fucking Celestia with her fucking sunlight burning through the fucking window into your fucking eyes
>You hold up your hand to block the light, notice RD sleeping soundly on your chest
>Smile lightly, slowly sliding out to not wake her, keeping the blanket wrapped and tucked around her like a cocoon
>Walk over to the door, look outside
>It’s Twilight
>Open the door
>”Ah, Anon, glad to see you made it through the snowstorm. I’ve been looking for Rainbow, have you seen her?”
>Nod, but place a finger to your lips, making motions to let her know Rainbow’s sleeping
>She nods back in understanding
>”I’ll come back later then,” she whispers, smiling and nodding as she walks off
>Look outside
>Snow’s stopped falling, but still there’s around four feet of snow on the ground
>Fillies outside playing in it, you notice that Twilight conveniently made a cleared path to your doorstep from the sidewalk
>whatabro.jpg, even though she’s not at bro status quite yet
>Look in the distance; see an orange mare walking a bit dejectedly towards your house
>Fucking Applejack’s coming back for round three
“What do you want?”
>You slowly close the door behind you as you walk outside
>”Listen, Anon… Ah’m sorry ‘bout the way Ah’ve been actin’ towards ya. Guess it’s just mah instincts, that’s all,” she says, looking up at you
>You can clearly tell she’s sincere about this
“Well, I’m still a bit skeptical about that, but I’m willing to forgive you in time.”
>”Sounds like a plan. Friends once again?” she asks, holding out a hoof
>You smile, taking it in your hand and shaking it
“Friends.”
>”At least until ah decide to hit ya up next,” she winks slyly at you
“Well, we’ll see how Rainbow thinks about that.”
>trollface.jpg
>Applejack’s jaw drops when she realizes what you mean by that
>You grin, turning around and walking inside the house, fully confident that Applejack’s jimmies have definitely been rustled
>Rainbow’s slowly nodding herself awake
>”Ugh… wha? What happened last night?” she asks, turning to look at you. “I had the best dream…”
“You sure, Rainbow? You absolutely sure about that?”
>You grin
>Rainbow’s expression slowly changes to one similar to that of Applejack’s just then
>You walk over to her, and pick her up in a tight hug
>She returns it, nuzzling into your neck
“Happy Hearth’s Warming, Rainbow Dash.”
>”Happy Hearth’s Warming to you too, Anon. Best gift I could ever ask for.”
 
Continuation
>Both you and RD had an awesome day that day
>Cuddled and watched the rest of the Daring Do series
>No clopping you sick fucks
>Still a bit traumatized from the third Daring Do movie from before
>OH GOD NOT THE OCTOPUS AGAIN OH GOD
>You wake up in a cold sweat; it’s dark out now
>You both must have fallen asleep sometime during the movie
>RD’s still sleeping on your chest
>You smile, gently placing your hand on her mane, running your thumb along the hair
>Feels like silk
>ohgodthatfeel.jpg
>You try to get back to sleep
>Brain says fuck you, decides to do some post-alcoholic deep thinking
>Can humans and ponies even be with each other like that?
>You might want to check some books from Twilight about that sort of thing
>What’s important now is that nothing between you and your bro is kept hidden anymore
>You close your eyes with a smile on your face, RD subconsciously nuzzling closer into your chest
 
That morning…
>Wake up
>It’s cloudy today
>Thank Celestia you don’t have to deal with the sun
>Open your eyes to see… two more staring right at you
>RD was waiting for you to wake up
>demeyes.jpg
>She has the most adorable half-asleep face, smiling at you
>”Morning, Anon…” she moves up to nuzzle against your cheek
>You question why your brain could have doubted this
“Heh, sleep well, RD?”
>You smile, hugging her to you
>”Better than you might think, Anon. Gotta say, you’re no cloud, but damn you’re comfortable,” she grins, pushing up into the air and floating above you. “Well c’mon sleepy head, get up! We’ve gotta get you outta the house, now that the snow’s stopped,” she says, shaking you awake
“Alright, alright, don’t worry, I’m up!”
>You laugh, sitting up off the sofa, stretching
>Feel your body pop in like 7 different places
>Damn that felt good
>Both of you head outside
>Not nearly as cold as it was the past few days, despite the clouds
>Look over to the side of the house
>Some kind of snowman-thing
>Walk over to it
“Wait a minute…”
>Something’s going on
>Snowman’s moving
>Snow doesn’t usually move
>…Or have eyes
>Oh fuck, RD just flew off
>”Hello, Anon… I haven’t forgotten about how you left me in the snow! I’ve been waiting…”
>Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck she’s got the crazy look in her eyes again
>You really don’t like where this is going
“Sorry, Fluttershy, but I’m with Rainbow Dash, you’re too late.”
>She stops abruptly, eyeing you
>”Well, Rainbow isn’t here. So that means you’re fair game!” she exclaims, leaping out of the snow and tackling you down
>Fuck, the snow’s too high for anyone to see what she’s doing
>She’s holding you down as you struggle
>Damn, it’s always the quiet ones
>She grabs your shirt in her teeth and rips it off you
>Fuck that snow is cold on your back
>You instinctively arch your back to get out of the cold, but all it does is press up against Flutterrape
>”Oh, Anon… I didn’t know you would be so forward with me…” she says in an obviously practiced seductive tone
>Damn crazy mares
>She’s moved down to your waist now, fumbling with your pants
>You quickly pray to whatever deity is listening that this works
>You bring your legs up and slam them into her sides, just in front of her hind legs
>She yelps, collapsing
>You immediately struggle to get up while she recovers
>You try to take a step but feel a tugging on your pants
>She has the leg in her teeth
>She may be crazy and timid, but even you know that her teeth are like a vice
>You quickly try running, dragging Fluttershy along with you
>She tries pulling back, but the snow doesn’t help her traction
>Forced to tug her along behind you, since she’s not letting go
“Why are you always trying to rape me, Fluttershy?!”
>You glare down at her as you continue dragging
>”Because you’re not like the rest of us, Anon… Oh yes, your body is so much different from us. And that’s what drives me crazy… I want to know more! I want to feel you buried deep inside me…” she continues the practiced seductive voice
>You sigh, continuing to drag
>Small fillies that are playing turn to look at the spectacle
>They all get grins on their faces, leap into the snow like Digletts
>”Diggadiggadiggadiggadigga…” you hear them all around you, before they pop up around you and start pelting both of you with snowballs
>Fucking fillies
>Fucking snow
>How do fillies even make snowballs anyway?
>Oh yeah. Magic.
>You grin, taking the idea and pick up a giant wad of snow, dumping it on Fluttershy
>She lets out a squeak and goes to clean it off
>You take this opportunity to run like hell
>Thank you for being a fast runner before you came to Equestria
>You take a sharp turn to the left, hiding behind a building
>See Fluttershy zooming around the skies, her hunger for you growing by the second
>Fucking crazy
>You turn around and head down the alley, out of sight
>Rainbow’s nowhere to be found
>Where did that Pegasus go?
>You shrug, continuing to move, keeping an eye out for that yellow male-hungry pegasus 
>”Anon? What’re you doing back here?”
>You turn and see Mr. Cakes
“Oh, sorry; I’m trying to keep myself hidden.”
>”Now why would you be doing that? You should come inside, you look hungry,” he smiles
>Mr. Cakes now confirmed as another potential bro
>Nod and follow him into Sugarcube Corner
>Never even noticed you ran that far
>Walk into the main room, all the lights are off
“Mr. Cake…?”
>He’s gone
>The hell?
>Walk around, eyes starting to adjust to the darkness
>Suddenly, lights
>myeyes.jpg
>”SURPRISE!!!”
>Physically feel your heart skip a beat in surprise
>Everyone jumps out of hiding places
>Rainbow’s here too. So is… Applejack?
>Pinkie hops over to you and sings a musical number
>How does she come up with this kind of thing so fast?
>You manage to catch that the song is about you and Rainbow
>You smile
“Thanks, Pinkie. But why a party?”
>”Silly, you can have a party for anything!” she exclaims, wrapping a hoof around your shoulder. “Besides, what better way to celebrate the two of you hooking up like that than a party? You’ve been cooped up in that little house for too long; time to get you some food!”
>She zips off to the back room
>All of the ponies start socializing with both you and Dash
>Notice Applejack’s being awfully quiet
>No rape attempts, that’s a relief
>Rainbow quickly flies over to you
>”So what do ya think? Pretty awesome party, huh?” she smiles up at you
>You smile and nod, picking her up into a hug
>Various d’awws from the crowd
>Pinkie comes out, wheeling a giant chocolate cake in front of her
>”To Anon and Dashie!” she cheers, riling up the crowd
>That’s the biggest fucking cake you’ve ever seen someone give to you
>Like, seriously, it’s almost as tall as you are if it was on the floor
“Thanks everyone, really!”
>Smile, everyone starts getting bits and pieces of cake
>Pinkie gets a devilish grin, creeps over to you
>”So, Anon… you two bumping flanks yet?” she whispers
>You nearly choke on the piece of cake you’ve got in your mouth
“N-no! Of course not!”
>Rainbow looks at Pinkie, but then gets a playful grin
>You notice this, quickly swallowing the cake
>”So Anon… why don’t we change that?”
>Pinkie giggles, watching the spectacle
>notsureifwant.jpg
“Uh… I’m not sure I’m ready for that kind of thing…”
>”Why’s that, Anon? Don’t tell me you’re scared…” Rainbow grins, her expression turning to one more playful-seductive
>Shake head
“L-let’s just get back to the cake, that alright?”
>Rainbow stifles a laugh, before letting it go
>”Oh, oh man! You should’ve seen your face! Don’t think I’ve ever seen you get that red before!” she laughs, rolling around on the ground
>Pinkie’s joined her on the other side of you
>Fucking tricky ponies
>Take another bite of cake, grumbling to yourself
>Pinkie crawls back up next to you, nudging your shoulder with her hoof
>”Oh Anon, don’t be like that! We’re just poking a little fun, that’s all,” Pinkie says, before laughing again. “Besides, who couldn’t laugh at that expression? Priceless!”
>”Yeah, priceless!” Rainbow snickers, finally starting to recover. “Besides, we wouldn’t do something like that…”
>You breathe a sigh of relief
>”…in public.”
>Why is this cake so goddamn rich? It’s the best fucking thing you’ve tasted in weeks, but if they keep making you choke like this, you swear it’s going to be the death of you
>”Rainbow, you shouldn’t tease him with those ideas!” Pinkie snickers
>”But it’s so much fun!” Rainbow grins back at her. “Besides, he doesn’t mind. Riiiight, Anon?” she nudges your side
>Swear under your breath, because there are little fillies at the party
“Let’s… save this for another time, how’s that sound?”
>Rainbow grins even more
>”Oh, alright… we’ll wait until you and I are all alone to talk about this…”
>You can feel her breath along your neck as she says this
>Sends a shiver down your spine
>Fuuuuuuck, suppress it, suppress it….
>Aaaaaand, suppressed. Close one.
>“Yeah, right now let’s just enjoy the party!” Pinkie exclaims, running off to the crowd
>You sigh again
“Well, at least she’s got enough energy to go around, huh?”
>You smile at Rainbow, holding up a piece of cake
>She grins, taking it into her mouth and swallowing it, licking the frosting off your fingers
>”So, nervous even when it’s consensual, aren’t ya Anon?” a voice comes from behind you
>Spin around, it’s Applejack
>She still has the same look as before, but it looks like she’s keeping herself together
“The hell do you want?”
>Applejack smirks. “To enjoy the party, of course! After all, it IS your second-year anniversary of coming here, isn’t it?”
>You ponder this for a moment
>Holy fuck she’s right
>”Ohmygosh that’s right!” Pinkie exclaims, hopping back over to you. “We’re celebrating two events with one super-mega-ultra awesome party!”
>”That’s right,” another, calmer voice spoke
>Look over, it’s Twilight
>”It was exactly two years ago today Rainbow Dash found you. Hard to believe it, isn’t it? Feels like it was just yesterday.”
>You nod; it does feel like it’s only been a short while
>”And it seems you’ve finally decided you’re going to stay here, I assume?” Twilight smiles at you
>You think for a moment
>This world is a lot more peaceful than the world you came from
>No war, no mass genocide, no riots…
“…Yes. Yes I have.”
>”Wonderful, dahling!” Rarity escapes from the crowd and walks over to the rest of you. “You can’t just leave like that, anyway; you’re too precious to us!”
>You smile, realizing that here you are accepted by everyone, regardless of what you may be
 >”Besides, you can’t leave Rainbow all alone like that!” Pinkie exclaims, smiling at you. “She’d never forgive you if you just up and left like that!”
>You nod; chances are she probably wouldn’t
>Suddenly a crash
>You look over to where the sound came from
>”YOU’RE… GOING TO LOVE ME!!”
>…Fuck.
>You somehow knew, somewhere in the back of your mind, this would happen
>Fluttershy slowly steps over to you, her face determined like nothing you’ve ever seen from her
“What are you doing, Fluttershy?”
>You stand up, eyeing her
>”Yeah, what’re you doing?” Rainbow places herself between you and Fluttershy
>Fluttershy growls, her expression showing that she doesn’t approve of Rainbow standing in the way
>”Anon is not going to deny me this time! I’ve had it!” she lunges forward
>Suddenly rope
>Fluttershy’s stopped in her tracks by… Applejack?
>The hell?
>”Now’s not the time, Flutters. He’s already got ‘em a mare,” she says, managing to hold Fluttershy back despite her tugging
>”No! No, I won’t have it! No…” she collapses to the ground, understanding the futility of it all
>She’s sobbing
>Realize that if any other person from your world saw that you made her cry, you’d never be seen again
>”No… not after all this time…” she continues sobbing
>You walk over, a bit hesitantly, kneeling down
>She jumps a bit, before looking up at you
>”Why?”
>You sigh
“Because after all this time, all I’ve ever come to expect from you is rape or some other form of holding me against my will while you did whatever you wanted to my body. That’s not what I want in someone.”
>She sniffles, before slowly getting to her feet/hooves
“But that doesn’t mean we can’t still be friends. Even if I don’t accept your advances, you’re still one of us, and that won’t change.”
>She sniffles once again, before looking up at you with big, innocent eyes. “Okay…” she mutters
>Whew, at least that’s over…
>”…Right after I get me some of that Anon flank!” she grins, lunging forward at you, knocking you to the ground under her
>Damn horny ponies and their uncontrollable instincts
>Rainbow decides to step in now; she lunges for Fluttershy
>”Oh no you don’t!” Fluttershy growls, raising a hind leg to use Rainbow’s momentum against her
>She pulls up just at the last second
>Twilight’s horn starts to glow, and Fluttershy is lifted into the air
>She’s flailing around, “Let me go!”
>You slowly stand up, and stare at her at eye level
“You shouldn’t have done that.”
>BEN.jpg
 
>…Okay, bad pun
>Nobody got it
>”…What?” Fluttershy stares blankly at you
>…badpokerface.jpg
>Damn you and your referencing old internet memes
>Should’ve known they wouldn’t get it
“What I mean is, why would you try something like that? Especially in front of all of our friends?”
>Fluttershy growls at you, before looking off
>”I… wanted you, Anon. And when I found out you were with Rainbow, I just…” she sniffles a bit
“It threw you over the edge?”
>She nods solemnly
>You sigh, nodding to Twilight
>She lowers Fluttershy to the ground
>It looks like she’s not going to try something like that again
>”Anon, I’m so sorry about all of this,” she looks up at you
>Demeyes.jpg
“It’s alright, Fluttershy.”
>You smile, kneeling down to hug her
>She’s too stunned to move
“Apology accepted.”
>She wraps her front hooves around you, hugging back tightly
>You hear small sobs coming from her
>You get a mix of d’awws and chuckles from the spectators, as well as the rest of the Mane 6
>”Alright, that’s enough you two,” Applejack chuckles, “Five seconds ago you were worried she’d get into those pants o’ yours. Damn, Anon, you’re confusin’ sometimes.”
“Heh, I guess it’s just how I am. Now c’mon, let’s enjoy the rest of this party!”
>You raise your fist up in the air, and Pinkie zips off to start some dance music
>Everyone starts dancing, partying like they should be
>Neither Fluttershy nor Applejack are trying anything now
>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg
>Be a few hours later
>Most of everyp0ny has gone home
>All that remains at the party are you, the Mane 6, and a few other stragglers
>Berry Punch passed out near the punch bowl
>How the fuck did she get wasted on punch?
>Spike walks up to you
>”So… this means you’re staying, right?”
>Spike’s always been another one of your bros
>A bit young, but always a level-headed, cool guy
>You nod and smile
“Yep, I’ve decided I’m staying. Why not?”
>Spike grins and holds up a fist
>You broFIST him, completing the classic ritual taught by the elder bros of your world
>Possible replacement as new bro, now that Rainbow’s your special someone?
>Speaking of which
>Rainbow and Pinkie are talking about something over in the corner, Pinkie keeps giggling
>What could they be talking about?
>”Oh, Anon! Just the ‘man’ I wanted to see,” Pinkie grins at you, before hopping over and pulling on your hand
>Just realize you’re still without a shirt
>Must’ve been one of the reasons Fluttershy was so hard to calm down
>Follow Pinkie over to a different area, away from everyone
>”So, Anon… you’ve got hots for Dashie, hmmm?” she smiles, eyeing you up and down
“Um… I guess…?” 
>You’re unsure where she’s going with this, and are scared to find out
>”Ooh, so does that mean you two are gonna start living together?” she says, adding emphasis to ‘together’
>Ponder this
>Is this what p0nies do when they start seeing each other?
“I dunno… maybe, I guess.”
>Pinkie gets up close
>Closer.
>Closer…
>NOT THAT CLOSE!!
>She’s right up in your face
>”Well, Anon, you should probably make your decision soon… because Dashie’s wondering too,” she whispers, making sure not to let anyone else hear
>You nod, still a bit creeped out by how close she is to your face
>”Great! Hey Dashie, Anon wants to talk with you!” she turns to shout, so everyp0ny hears
>Fucking Pinkie Pie and her over-eccentric attitude…
>Rainbow walks over. “What is it, Pinkie?”
>Pinkie makes a dramatic point at you. “Anon was talking to me about you moving in with him!”
>She turns to look at you, a slight blush on her cheeks. “Well… what did you say?”
>Your mind is racing at this point
>What’s the right answer?! Yes, no, dunno…?
“Uh… well….”
>You blush as well, unsure of the exact words to say
“I guess if you sorta-want-to-maybe-go-and-possibly-come-live-with-me-it’s-alright…”
>You quickly race the words out as soon as you think of them
>Pinkie’s eyes widen and her jaw drops a bit, so do Rainbow’s
>Fwoosh. Wingboner, and face nearly as pink as Pinkie is normally
>Awkward silence between the three of you
>Rainbow is the first to recover; the next thing you know, she’s tackled you to the ground, and her lips are locked with yours in a kiss
>Reality calls! Time to pull yourself together, Anon! You’ve got Rainbow kissing you, what’re you gonna do?
>Your eyes slowly close as both of you are taken by the kiss
>Pinkie has a similar reaction as she did in “A Friend in Deed”; explosions, fireworks, d’awws, the works
>Everyp0ny, hearing Pinkie from before, had watched the entire thing unfold
>You hear d’awws from the entire party. Even Applejack and Fluttershy can’t help but smile
>Applause/stomping from everyone as you two slowly separate your lips from each other
>Stare up into her eyes, smile
>Oh yeah. You’re definitely staying here.

!highlight!Pre-Sonic Boom - Hearth's Warming Eve 2: Electric CLOPpaloo

“Heh, that was a pretty awesome party Pinkie held, wasn’t it?”
>You smile at Rainbow, who’s gone ahead and decided to wrap her forehooves around your neck, gently flapping her wings to keep her level with you as you both walk to your home
>”You kidding? Best party ever!” she exclaims happily, nuzzling her cheek into yours
“Hey, Rainbow, guess what?”
>She looks at you, a smile on her face
“Love you.”
>You smile back, bringing a hand up to slowly run it through her mane as both of you arrive at your house
>”Oh! I totally forgot! I’ll be right back; I’ve gotta grab something from my house.”
>She quickly speeds off towards Cloudsdale as you reach the front door
“Always in a hurry, aren’t you Dashie?”
>You chuckle to yourself, before opening the door and walking inside
>Walk over to the fireplace, get some heat going
>Still without a shirt
“…I should probably put something on.”
>You stand up, walking over to your bedroom and rummage through your clothing drawers
>Grab a loose, blue sweatshirt, and slip it on
>You’re gonna be warm tonight, definitely
>Walk over to your bed, reach under it
>Run your hand around, until you find something hard
>Pull it out
>It’s a bottle of wine
>You had to call in SO many favors from SO many p0nies to get this from Los Pegasus
>worthit.jpg
>Grin and walk around to the kitchen, going into the cabinet you hardly ever look at anymore
>Pull out two wine glasses; pour the wine into the glasses
>How did you even come across wine glasses in the first place?
>Fucks given: 0
>Walk out to the living room, carrying the bottle and two glasses
>Sit down in the living room, next to the fire
>Take a sip of the wine
>feellikeasir.jpg
>Set the other glass and bottle on the table for when Rainbow gets there
>Sit back and relax
>Around 15 minutes pass and finally there is a knock on your door
>You smile, setting down the glass of wine and walk over to the door, opening it
>”Hello, Anon,” you hear a playfully seductive voice as you open it
“Rainbow, what is that?”
>”Oh this? You like it?” Rainbow winks, posing a bit; she’s wearing the black outfit from “Read it and Weep”
>It hugs her figure pretty tightly, leaves little to the imagination
>”I figured I’d try it on again, especially for what I have planned for tonight,” she says, walking in alongside you
>Notices the wine
>”Looks like you’ve been busy in here too. Wine, fireplace, no television, what’re you planning, Anon?” she winks playfully up at you
>You chuckle in response, closing the door
>You notice suddenly it’s no longer off its hinges
>Brokintosh must’ve seen the door and fixed it up
>whatabro.jpg
“Just thought we could have a nice night together next to the fireplace. Besides, who doesn’t like wine? Tastes a bit different from what you’re used to, but it’s similar.”
>Rainbow walks over to look at the bottle
>”Whoa, right from Los Pegasus, too? Anon, how’d you manage this?” she asks, surprised
“Heh, it’s a long story. The important thing is that I got it.”
>She smiles, flying over to you to place a small peck on your cheek, hugging you tightly. “You shouldn’t have,” she says, nuzzling into your neck
>You smile
“It’s the least I could do.”
>Rainbow flies over to the table, grabbing the glass in both of her hooves
>Holding a bit awkwardly, not having hands
>Takes a sip, clacks her tongue a bit while tasting it
>”That’s good stuff there,” she grins up at you
>You nod, walking up to the table and grab your own glass, holding it up to her. “To prosperity,” you say, toasting the occasion
>Rainbow gives you a confused look. “Wha?”
>You chuckle; almost forgot that she’s not quite familiar with human customs
“It’s a human thing. When we have a celebration like this, we toast to good luck in the new year.”
>She looks down at her glass. “Toast?” she raises an eyebrow at you
“Not THAT kind of toast, Rainbow. Here, clank your glass with mine, that’s all it is, really.”
>Hold your glass up to her
>She’s a bit hesitant at first, being unfamiliar with this, but she does the same, clanking her glass against yours
“And now we drink.”
>You take a slightly larger sip than she does
>”Heheh, humans are so weird!” she snickers at you. “Why do something like that?”
“Dunno. Guess it’s just a thing we’ve done for so long, not many humans question it nowadays.”
>She smiles up at you, taking another sip and takes the hood off her black outfit, letting her rainbow mane flow out
>”There’s something else, Anon…” she says softly, placing the glass on the table, then looks up at you
“Yeah? What is it, Rainbow?”
>You take another sip before setting your glass down
>”I… I know you’re a bit reluctant to be trying anything with… us, Anon, but…” she floats up slowly into the air
>”But I want to know, tonight… just how far you would be willing to go with me,” she says, moving quickly to you in a kiss
>Your eyes widen a bit in surprise, but like before, you do not resist
>She slowly pushes you down onto the couch, wrapping her forehooves around your neck and hind legs around your waist
>You’re both blushing heavily
>She slowly starts to grind against you, albeit a bit awkwardly in this position
>You break the kiss for a split second, and lock eyes with her
>Demfuckingeyes.jpg
>You both share a silent moment of staring into each other’s eyes before returning with reinvigorated passion
>You wrap your arms tightly around her as you kiss, tugging on the outfit
>This entices a soft moan from her
>She quickly moves down, tugging on the collar of your shirt with her teeth
>You chuckle a bit, helping her slide it off
>Toss it away, because you don’t give a fuck
>Barely have time to take a breath before you’ve locked lips again
>Let your instincts take hold for a split second, hastily removing the suit from her
>Let it hang loosely off her as you lay her on her back
>Continue kissing, slowly sliding your hands down until…
>You feel another piece of clothing
>You look down
>She’s wearing black, lace panties
>…pokerface.jpg
>”Heh, I’d overheard you and Rarity talking about clothes worn by humans a few months back. I remembered you mentioned something about females wearing something different from males, so I’d asked Rarity if she would make me some, even if they are a bit girly…” she blushes a bit
>It’s the thought that counts…?
>You can’t help but snicker
“You didn’t have to do that, you know.”
>She blushed a bit deeper. “I… wanted to make it more familiar to you… I figured that if I did something that human females did, you’d be more comfortable with it.”
>You smile at the adorable display she’s pulling
>But it’s time she find out just what Flutterslut and Applerape were after all this time
>You move so that your faces are barely inches apart
“That was very thoughtful of you, Rainbow. I’m flattered, really…”
>You move to close the gap between your lips once again, running your hands all along her lower body, teasing her inner thighs ever so softly
>She lets out a muffled gasp, but continues the kiss, both of your tongues beginning to swirl around each other
>You finally move up to the panties themselves; you admit to yourself that despite never having any real model to go off of, Rarity did a damn good job at making them
>You place one finger on the center, rubbing her lightly outside of the clothing
>She lets out another soft moan of pleasure. “A…ah, Anon…” she gasps out, breaking the kiss and tilting her head back. “Nnn… don’t stop…”
>You nod, moving to grab the panties and slide them off, tossing them away
>She blushes a bit, her entire body now revealed to you
>”D-don’t stare,” she looks up at you, but lets out another gasp as you run your finger against her exposed marehood
>You smile at her, moving to kiss the base of her neck
“Why? You’ve nothing to be embarrassed about, Rainbow. I’m the only one who’s seeing it, after all.”
>You wink playfully at her, your breath soft on her fur as you slowly press one finger into her
>She lets out an audible gasp, her hind legs squirming a bit
>”A-ah! Anon!” she yelps out, instinctively holding your head for support
>You slowly slide your finger, in and out, feeling her insides trembling a bit as your finger slides inside
>With each movement, she spasms a bit more
>Damn, she’s sensitive
“Rainbow, how does it feel?”
>You look up at her with hungry eyes; she looks back and sees them
>She lets out a low growl. “That all you got?” she taunts
>Oh, it. Is. On.
>You grin, quickly plunging a second finger inside her, twirling it around slowly, not pulling it out
>She lets out another loud moan, her hips thrusting against your fingers
>”Aaahn! More, Anon! More!” she exclaims, her eyes closing and her tongue hanging out as she bucks against your fingers
>You can feel her becoming wetter and wetter with each movement
>She’s gonna reach her limit, fast, and you can tell
“Hey, Rainbow, guess what?”
>She opens one eye and looks down at you
“Reach for the sky!”
>You thrust your two fingers fully into her, just as she reaches her climax she lets out a yelp, which changes into a loud moan as her body shudders and her juices get all over your fingers
>You slide your fingers slowly out of her as her body begins to calm down
>She’s panting heavily, looking down at you
>”That… was incredible…” she mutters, her legs relaxing and falling to the cushions. “I can see why Fluttershy and Applejack would be so obsessed over you,” she smiles, laying her head back on the cushion
“Yeah, I guess you’re right. But, why stop with just hands?”
>Rainbow grins up at you. “You’re right; why stop at hands?” She leans forward, placing her forehooves on you and lowering you down, similar to how you had her
>She trails her tongue down your chest, using her wings to flap every so often to send shivers up your body
>She finally gets to your waist, and tugs on them, managing to get the first button
>Can’t get the belt off
>She eyes it for a moment, then grins
>”If I can’t get them off… then I’ll do the next best thing!” she exclaims, before pressing her forehooves against your inner thigh, feeling around for your member
>She found it
>She grins at her accomplishment
>Decides she’s going to tease you and rub her hoof along it while it’s still trapped in your pants
>Fuuuuuuuuuuuck, it feels good, but the pants restrict you
>Choose to help by undoing your belt
>She grins up at you, leaning her head down to bite down softly on your member through your pants
>Damn she’s got you
>You barely stifle a moan of pleasure
>Dash snickers, before pushing your pants down, eyeing your crotch
>”Humans are a bit larger than I thought they would be,” she grins up at you, wrapping a hoof around the inside of your boxers, sliding them off
>She presses both hooves together, rubbing them against both sides of your length
>How the hell is she so good at this?
>You assume Fluttershy’s told her at some time or another about her fantasies of what she would like to do to you
>Fucking Fluttershy giving Dash ideas
>Dash grins up at you. “Y’know, I have to say you’re really sensitive,” she says, before leaning her head down slowly and giving the tip a lick
>Fuuuuuuuck that feel bro
>She takes the head into her mouth, sucking hard and swirling her tongue around it, staring up at you with her big, violet eyes
>You stare back, gripping the cushion tightly to hold back your instincts from taking over and ravaging her with the pent up energy of over two years without any consensual action
>She slides your length even further into her mouth, sucking hard on it while slowly bobbing her head up and down
>Damn, you’re not going to last too long if she keeps this up
>She slides it out of her mouth giving the tip a *pop* with her lips, breathing a bit, before sliding the entire length into her mouth, stopping at the base
>This elicits a loud moan from you; you’ve never had any girl be able to pull this off on you
>”Dothh et fhel ghud?” she tries to speak with your member half-inside her mouth
>You nod quickly, gritting your teeth to hold back another moan
>She smiles, before pushing the entire length into her mouth once again, bringing her forehooves up to brush up against your inner thighs, using her wings to send chills through your body
>You eventually cannot hold back anymore; as if by instinct, one of your hands moves down to Dash’s head, causing you to thrust into her mouth a bit harder as your climax builds, until finally peaking, your seed traveling down her throat
>She pulls back after the majority of your climax peaks, a few stray strands dripping down her mouth as she tries to swallow all of it
>After a few moments, she’s finally cleaned up and swallowed all of your pent up lust from the past few years
>”Gotta say, Anon, I don’t really understand why Fluttershy wanted to do something like that, it tastes weird,” she says, sticking her tongue out
>You shrug
“I guess some mares like the taste?”
>She shrugs as well. “Well, it looks like you’re still ready to give it another go,” she grins at you
>You look down at your crotch
>fuckyeah.jpg
>You grin at Dash, she grins back
>”You think you can handle the Dash?” she grins, crawling up onto your lap
“I have a pretty good idea of how much I can handle. I’m sure I can.”
>”Oh? When did Anon get so confident, huh?” she asks, eyeing you as she slowly grinds your areas against one another, her blush returning from feeling your length run along her marehood
“When I heard your cries of pleasure from just using my fingers.”
>You wink slyly up at her
>She growls playfully a bit, before slowly lowering herself just onto the tip of your member
>Fuck she’s tight
>She presses down farther, until she’s fully enveloped your member inside her
>You both let out an intense moan of pleasure, finally joining as one
>Both of you stay in that position for what feels like forever, letting all of the emotions and waves of pleasure wash over you
>Finally, Dash begins to slowly grind against you, her insides clenched tightly around your member
>You both let out low moans of pleasure as the waves of ecstasy rock through your bodies
>Rainbow places her forehooves on your upper chest, and slowly begins bucking up and down on your member, taking the full length deep inside her with each thrust
>You gasp out in pleasure, matching her thrusts to make sure she takes you in fully each time
>She lowers herself down even further, meeting you in a passionate kiss as your speed increases
>”A-ah! Anon! Right there!” she practically screams out, her body losing full control over all thought processes, only focusing on the pleasure she is receiving
>You appease her wishes, bringing one of your hands to her flank, using your own thrusting momentum to push all the way inside her, and then press even further by using your hand
>She’s panting now, her movements slowly losing precision as her climax neared its peak
>”Anon~!” she belts out your name in pure bliss, her climax peaking and her insides clenching tightly around your member as it’s soaked with her juices
>Hearing her call your name like that reinvigorated your motions, thrusting even faster until your own climax washed over you, your seed releasing deep inside her, filling her up
>She collapses in a state of ecstasy, resting on your chest as both of your juices slowly begin to leak out of her and onto your leg and the couch
>You can worry about cleaning it later
>Right now your Rainbow needs you to stay with her
“So… how was it?”
>You both are panting heavily from it
>She turns toward you and gives you a lazy, blissful smile. “Better than I could have imagined, Anon…” she leans forward and boops you with her nose, before closing her eyes and falling asleep
>Damn, she really took a lot out of you
>Close your eyes also, you two have a lot to do when morning comes

!highlight!Pre-Sonic Boom - Humanization Potion (CLOP)

>Be the next morning
>Slowly open your eyes, holding your hand up to block the sun
>Either Celestia’s a lifesaver for waking you up at this time, or she just likes to fuck with you
>Fuck/thank you, Celestia
>You look down to see Rainbow, curled up on your chest
>daww.jpg
>Slowly bring your head to hers, placing a soft kiss on her nose
“Morning, Dashie.”
>She slowly opens her eyes to meet yours, smiling warmly at you. “Heh, morning Anon,” she says, slowly crawling up to where she’s eye level with you. “How’d ya sleep?”
“Like I haven’t in years.”
>You smile, placing another kiss on her lips
>”Same here,” she says, returning the kiss before pushing off the couch, floating above you
>”Well, c’mon, breakfast isn’t going to make itself, y’know,” she winks playfully at you before flying off to the kitchen
“Heh, always full of energy even in the morning.”
>You sit up, grabbing a pair of pants to slip on, before walking into the kitchen behind her
“So, whad’ya want?”
>You turn the corner into the kitchen
>”What do ya have?” she asks, looking at you
“Hm… I could cook a few eggs if you want. Ever had some?”
>She shakes her head. “Never had ‘em before.”
>fuckyeah.jpg, time to show her how much being a bachelor has helped your cooking skills
>Grin, crack two eggs and begin frying them in a skillet
>She’s watching carefully
>Decide to entertain her a bit, putting on a small show as you cook
>Manage to successfully flip the eggs in the air and catch them in the skillet
>After about two minutes, they’re fully cooked
>You get two plates and put the eggs onto each
>Walk over and place them on the table in front of her and you
>She eyes it for a moment, before taking a bite
>Her eyes widen, before digging in like insane
>”Whoa, these are awesome! Where’d you learn to make something like this?”
>You smirk
“Living on your own sometimes isn’t all bad, gives you a chance to experiment with different foods and spices.”
>You sit and start eating as well
>Holy shit this is good, you really outdid yourself
>Both of you eventually finish eating, you go and start cleaning the plates
>Rainbow flies over and wraps her forehooves around your neck, nuzzling into your hair. “Thanks for breakfast, that was amazing,” she whispers
>You smile, turning your head to place a soft kiss on her cheek
>Suddenly, a knock at your door
>”I’ll get it,” she says, floating over to the door and opening it
>Fluttershy and Applejack
>”Oh, hey, what’s up?” Rainbow asks, surprised
>”We have somethin’ to give ya, to make up fer all the stuff we’ve put y’all through,” Applejack says
>”What’re you talking about?” Rainbow raises an eyebrow, confused
>”Listen, sugarcube, we’re both real sorry ‘bout all that’s been goin’ on,” Applejack says, reaching into her saddlebag
>She pulls out a strange vial filled with some kind of liquid, “So we’ve brought you a lil’ somethin’ as a peace gift.”
>”What is it?” you hear Rainbow ask, as you finish up the last plate, moving to put it away to dry
>”It’s a transformin’ potion from Zecora,” Applejack says
>Your eyes widen, and you nearly drop the plate mid-movement
>Did such a thing really exist? Could it ever work?
>Oh yeah. Magic and shit in this world. Of course it could.
>”What’s it do?” Rainbow asks, eyeing the vial of liquid as Applejack gives it to her
>”It’s really something,” Fluttershy says, “It lets you turn into the species of whatever you want. All it takes is adding one hair from the species into the potion, and then you drink it, and bam!” she exclaims quietly
>Kinda makes sense
>Still suspicious
“How long does it last?”
>You turn around and walk over to the door with the other three
>”Zecora told Fluttershy it would only last for about a half a day, before wearing off,” Applejack says
>Suddenly even more suspicious
>You know for a fact that Applejack can’t tell a lie, but would only know the truth she was told
>Rainbow turns to you and smiles. “So I could be human, if I took this?”
“Hold on. What kind of other effects can we expect from this, Fluttershy?”
>You look at the yellow pegasus, eyeing her carefully for any signs of lying
>”Zecora didn’t tell me about any other effects that could happen,” she says
>Doesn’t look like she’s lying
“…Alright. Let’s get this over with.”
>You reach up to your head and pluck out one hair
>Hold it up to Rainbow
“You’re absolutely sure about this, Rainbow?”
>She nods. “It’ll be a bit weird to get used to walking around on two feet, but I’ll get the hang of it,” she grins, carefully placing the hair into the vial
>The hair fizzles and dissolves on contact
>Suddenly even less sure about this
>What if it’s some kind of crazy potion?
>Too late, Rainbow just downed the whole potion
>She sticks her tongue out in disgust a bit, but swallows it all
>All three of you eye her, waiting for the effects to take place
>How’re ya feelin’, Rainbow?” Applejack asks, watching carefully
>”Um… I don’t feel all that different…” she says, holding up a hoof in front of her
>Suddenly, her eyes widen, and she begins to tremble a bit
>You notice that her legs are slowly becoming longer, and that her hooves are splitting off into different appendages
>She closes her eyes, and winces a bit as her body goes through drastic metamorphic changes
>Her eyes grow smaller, and her body slowly begins to change into that of a female human
>After a few moments, the transformation is finished
>She opens her eyes slowly, her new body almost alien to her as she begins to examine every aspect
>”Whoa, when did these move up?” she asks, grasping her breasts
>They’re a bit on the small side, but that is of less concern to you at this point
>She turns around to look at her rump; her tail’s gone
>”Heh, guess humans don’t have tails after all, and Anon didn’t just cut his off,” she snickers a bit
>Her hair is still in a similar style, draping down just below her shoulder blades, and her eyes still retain their magenta coloring
>Her skin has also become more human, changing to a lighter skin tone, and her fur is now gone
>Her cutie mark is now a tattoo on her hip, and her wings are also no longer tangible; instead, they have become intricate tattoos on her back 
>She begins to slowly stand on all fours, and you help her to balance up on her two feet
>She stumbles a bit, but manages to keep her balance
>Fluttershy and Applejack are both staring wide-eyed, jaws dropped
>”It… did it work, Anon?” Rainbow looks to you
>You barely have words to say; you simply nod slowly, continuing to eye her body
>It’s been forever since you’ve seen a human, much less a naked woman, standing in front of you
>She smiles brightly, leaping to you in a tight hug
>”Ohmygosh! It did, didn’t it?!” she exclaims, holding you tightly
>You smile, returning the embrace, the feeling of another human’s skin a comforting refresher after the two years you’ve been in Equestria
>”This is incredible, I’ve never known what it was like to be this tall before, and now I do!” she exclaims, spinning around to get a feel for her new, longer limbs, before pulling Fluttershy and Applejack into a tight hug, both of their faces pressed against her bare chest
>Fluttershy and Applejack both blush, smiling up at her. “We’re glad ta see ya like what we got ya,” Applejack says
>”Y-yes, you look quite… Lovely,” Fluttershy stutters a bit, her wings half-open as she’s released from the hug
>dafuq.jpg
>”I… I have to go now, Angel will be mad if he doesn’t get fed on time,” Fluttershy says, floating off a bit awkwardly, her wings not quite flowing as much as usual
>Think nothing of it
>Applejack looks over to the yellow pegasus, and turns back once Fluttershy is out of view. “You gotta mighty-fine body there now, Rainbow,” Applejack winks coyly. “Don’t let the time run out before you go and put it to good use,” she says, walking off
>Rainbow nods, waving goodbye as Applejack disappears into the distance
>She turns back to you, a sly grin on her face
>fuckyeah.jpg
>”So, Anon…” she winks, slowly closing the door and creeping over to you, “What do you think of my new body, hm?” she asks, placing her arms around your shoulders, pressing herself tightly to you
>You smile, wrapping your arms around her waist
“It’s been a long time since I’ve seen a human, Rainbow. And suddenly one appears out of nowhere, her body completely littered with the golden ratio of human anatomy.”
>You lean down to stare into her eyes, placing your foreheads against each other
“I’d have to be some kind of idiot to not love your new body.”
>She smiles, pressing even tighter to you, before slowly leaning forward to you in a soft, loving kiss, pushing you back every so often
>Suddenly, you feel yourself trip, and fall onto something soft
>You never even noticed she pushed you right into your bedroom and onto your bed
>”You know, Anon… You’ve fallen asleep a few times during our movie nights, so I’ve watched a few movies of my own choosing while you slept…” she whispers seductively, moving her mouth to your neck and biting down lightly on it. “I’ve learned quite a bit; want to find out together, hm?” she asks, staring up at you with her magenta-red eyes
>itbegins.jpg
>You realize she got into your porn stack and was able to conveniently arrange them back the way they were so that your inebriated ass never noticed shit
>Clever girl
>”So how about it? I’m itching to try out this new body,” she grins up at you, sliding her hands up your torso, brushing her fingers lightly along your chest
>She looks down, and notices your broner
>”And it looks like you are too,” she giggles a bit, bringing one hand down to rub the outside of your pants
>Fuck that feels good
“Ah, Rainbow, are you sure you want to-!” you’re cut off by letting out a gasp as she slips the hand into your pants, gripping your member tightly in her hand
>The fuck are you doing, man? You’ve got Rainbow, AS A HUMAN, giving you a handjob, and you’re doubting whether you want to go further
>fuckit.jpg
>She grins slyly, bringing her head to yours in another kiss
>”Your damn belt won’t get in the way this time,” she growls playfully, her other hand moving down to undo your belt and push your pants down
>You’re completely exposed under her
>She thinks for a moment, eyeing your member, and then presses her breasts together, looking down at them
>She gets the most mischievous grin you’ve ever seen her make
>”Heeey, Anon… I just got an awesome idea…”
>She crawls over to the foot of the bed, her upper body hovering over your crotch
>”Mine might not be quite as big as the ones that were in those movies, but…” she looks to you, pressing her chest down against you, pressing her breasts up against your length. “I’m just as good, trust me,” she winks up at you, beginning to massage your member with her breasts
>Oh god that feel
“Rainbow, how did you…?”
>”How did I know where you kept them? Easy, really; all I had to do was sneak in here and find them stashed under your underwear while you were knocked out on the couch,” she giggles, moving a bit faster, before releasing your member from her breasts’ embrace
>She thinks for a moment, before leaning her head down and giving the tip a small kiss, wrapping her hand around it
>“Now, I’m still kind of getting used to this body, but…” she mutters, sliding the head into her mouth, sucking lightly on it, brushing some of the hair out of her face and looking up at you as she slowly swirled her tongue around the tip
>That feel man, why can’t you always have that feel?
>You let out a quiet moan of pleasure as she begins sucking a bit harder, before sliding a bit more into her mouth, bringing her other hand up to massage up your leg and grip the base of your member
>You can barely stand it when she begins to bob her head up and down on it; the feeling is like nothing you’ve felt for years, you’re not as adapted to it as you were back on Earth
>Finally, your body decides you can’t take anymore, and you let out a louder moan, releasing your climax inside her mouth, your seed collecting on her tongue and some of it trailing down her throat
>She gulps it down, giving the full length of your member a cleansing with her tongue afterwards
>”Mmm, I gotta say, I still don’t understand why the human girls would always swallow it all; it tastes weird,” she says. “Like, it’s kind of salty, and bitter, but for some reason they always seemed to love it.” 
>She shrugs, crawling back up to you, licking her lips
>”So, Anon, you ready for round two?” she grins, hovering over you, her womanhood lowering down to grind against your crotch
>Ohgodthatfeel.jpg
>You look up at her and grin
“That depends, Rainbow. Remember, I’m more used to the human body than you are; you’re going to be in for a wild ride if you aren’t prepared for it.”
>”I should say the same for you, Anon,” she snickers, before leaning up and slowly grinding herself against your member, the tip rubbing against her clitoris each time
>“Oh man, this is amazing…” she growls out lustfully, “And we’ve barely even started…”
>You decide it’s time to take hold of the action this time around
>You lean up, slowly pushing Rainbow down onto her back, wrapping your arm around her leg
>With your other hand, you glide your member against her womanhood, prodding just the tip inside, before sliding back out, eliciting a soft moan from her
>Her toes curl with each time you prod inside, before she grips the sheets and lets out a lustful growl. “Put it in me, Anon! Rut me like one of your human girls!”
>Not sure if she noticed the reference she made, but you chuckle lightly at it
“If it’s really what you want, Rainbow…” you taunt playfully, before plunging it deep inside her, feeling it expand her inner walls completely
>She lets out a loud gasp of pleasure, her eyes wide and her tongue hanging out, “Oh, Celestia, YES!” she tilts her head back in ecstasy
>You begin thrusting deep into her, going slow and hard at first, before speeding up
>”Anon, you’d better not let up one bit, or I’ll see to it you don’t live this down!” she exclaims, her expression in a lustful trance
>You grin, lifting her leg even further, setting her upper body onto its side before thrusting hard once again
She lays her head lazily on the bed as you plow inside her
>”So much… I feel… inside…” she mutters between moans, her eyes starting to roll back as her climax builds
>You feel her inner walls beginning to tighten around your member; not much longer for you as well
>She lets out a final gasp, your name getting caught in her throat as she reaches her climax, letting out a winded yelp as her juices begin to flow
>The feeling of her insides collapsing around your member sends you over the edge as well, causing you to reach your own climax, thrusting fully into her as your seed pours into her
>You keep that position for a few moments, before slowly sliding out and collapsing on the bed next to her
>Both of you are panting heavily, you slowly and lazily bring your hand up to hers, intertwining your fingers together as you move as close as your bodies will allow
>”Anon, you’re… incredible…” she pants out, “I don’t think I’ve ever been so exhausted and peaceful at the same time…” she smiles, moving to place a soft, loving kiss on your lips as you two fall asleep on your bed, completely exhausted from the previous few days

!highlight!Pre-Sonic Boom - Preggo Dash?

This ending takes place after the "Humanization Potion" ending.
 
>It’s been over twelve hours now, Rainbow’s probably transformed back by now
>You slowly open your eyes, smiling at her sleeping, pony form
“Morning, Dashie…”
>You place your hand lightly on her head as she shifts lightly before slowly opening her magenta eyes
>”Mmm… morning, Anon…” she mutters, cuddling up closer to you
“We should get up, you know.”
>”Eh, I can wait five more minutes,” she smiles up at you, nuzzling against your chin. “Besides, it’s a lot more comfortable on your bed than the couch.”
>You shrug; she’s right, you know
>Roll her over so that she’s laying down on your chest
“So Rainbow, what do you have planned today?”
>She grins
>”Want to see a new trick I thought of the other day? I was meaning to show it to you sooner, but it was too cold the past few days for much practice. But it’s gonna be nice out today, so wanna come see?”
>fuckyeah.jpg
>Both you and Rainbow walk out to the pond a few kilometers away
>Kilometers because you’re not going to use the U.S. customary system you metricsfag
>”Alright, check this out, Anon!” she exclaims, zipping up into the air
>She does a loop, followed by a divebomb right at you
>Ohshitohshitohshit
>She’s gonna crash into you
>nope.avi, she pulls up at the last second, grazing past your shoulder
>Like seriously, she was literally less than an inch from taking off your ear or something
>And now back to the inches/feet/miles
>Fucking metrics
>She flies around, performing tricks similar to those that you would see at air shows back on Earth
>This continues for about 45 minutes
>She finally levels out around 200 feet above you
>”Alright Anon! You ready for the big finisher?” she shouts down at you
>You give her a thumbs-up, signaling her to continue
>She nods, beginning a descent right towards the lake
>She skims lightly along the surface, turning to fly towards you, her wings just barely touching the surface of the water
>Suddenly she’s tumbling along the water, before making a huge splash in the pond, soaking you in water
>You raise an eyebrow; was that supposed to be the finish? Didn’t seem like Rainbow’s style…
>You run over to the edge of the pond as Rainbow climbs out of the water
>She shakes the water off her fur, leaving you even more soaked than before
>She looks up at you
>Falls backwards and starts cracking up at your being completely soaked
“Oh, ha ha, very funny.”
>She stops for a moment and looks at you once again, before grinning and laughing again
>”Oh man, Anon, you should take a look at yourself!” she exclaims, finally starting to calm down. “It’s a shame you don’t have fur like the rest of us, you’re stuck with those clothes,” she says
>fuckit.jpg
>Take them all off, leaving only your boxers on
>Her eyes widen, cheeks blush, and… wait for it…
>A wild wingboner has appeared!
“What was that about being stuck with these clothes, hm?”
>You grin slyly at her, she walks up to you and rears her front legs up, landing on you and pushing you down to the ground
>She’s grinning down at you
>”So no clothes for you today, hm?” she lowers down, grinding against your boxers
>Not sure if in heat, or just really horny
>She’s not a unicorn, so…
>ohshit.jpg
>You look up at her, and shake your head
“I’m still a bit tired from last night, Rainbow. I don’t know if I’m able to go another round.”
>She looks down at your boxers
>”Your body doesn’t seem to be agreeing with you, Anon,” she winks slyly, before bringing a hoof down to rub against both you and her
>She’s getting off to being more dominative?
>You look up at her; she has a strange look in her eyes
“Rainbow, wait.”
>She stops for a moment, before looking back at you
“…Are you feeling strange?”
>She raises an eyebrow, moving her hoof back up to your chest. “Whad’ya mean, Anon?”
“Well, lately you’ve been a bit… off. I mean, what was up with the ending there for one thing? Usually it’s not so much of a flop like that.”
>She scowls at you; looks like you’ve gotten her aggravated at you
>”Well, excuse me for flopping that ending for you, Anon!” she exclaims, leaping off you. “Maybe I got distracted, that’s all. What’s it to you?” she turns around to glare at you
“Whoa, Rainbow, chill out. Seriously, I didn’t mean it like that. It just seemed a bit…”
>“‘A bit…’ what, exactly?” she walks over to you. “Tell me, Anon, what was so off about it?”
“Well, usually you wouldn’t end it with landing in the pond like that. It looked like you sort of… well, crashed.”
>She growls, turning her head. “I just slipped up, that’s all! Why do you have to be on my case about this whole thing?”
“Rainbow, I didn’t say-”
>Too late. She’s already speeding off in the distance
>Fucking hormonal p0nies…
>You decide that going after her is futile at this point
“Maybe Twilight would know more about something like this…”
>You begin the long walk back to your house, grabbing your clothes in the process
>Suddenly, rustling in the bushes
>ohgodnotagain
>Fucking Flutterstalker, wingboners a go-go, staring at you with her big eyes from inside the bush
“What the hell, Fluttershy? I thought we agreed you wouldn’t do this anymore!”
>”Oh, I-I’m sorry, Anon, it’s just… I saw you walking through, so I hopped in the bushes to try and not make you freak out or anything, but…”
>She comes out of the bushes, her back legs trembling a bit
>”W-when I saw you like that, I just couldn’t help myself…”
>She plops down on the ground, and you can see out of the corner of your eye that she’s wet
“Well, do whatever you want, you crazy stalker. I’ve got more important things to worry about.”
>You quickly sprint off with the speed of Kenyans towards Twilight’s house, Flutterslut clopping as she watches you run
>Fucking Fluttershy
 
>”So what exactly are you here for, Anon?” the purple p0ny looks up at you
>You’re panting as you walk inside
“First things first, Fluttershy is insane. Second, I need to ask you something about pony… things.”
>Her eyes widen a bit as she realizes what you’re asking
>”Oh… um, well, here; let me get a book on that kind of thing,” she says, quickly scurrying off to one of her bookshelves
>Damn, this girl sure reads a lot
>She returns after a few moments, levitating a book over her head
>”We don’t have any details on human anatomy and genetics, but this book should help with any general questions you may have,” she says, floating it over to you
>You take it and stare at the cover: “Inter-Species Genetics”
>Well, now’s as good a time as ever
>You open the book and begin your reading
 
>Seems legit
>Has pretty detailed information on pony genetics, reminds you of biology class when they talked about the Punnett square for genes
>Turns out most of the time, pony genes turn out to be dominant over other races’ genes
>Hell, even dragons can’t compare
>feelsbadforspike.jpg
>”Well, did you find what you were looking for, Anon?” Twilight asks, walking over to you after around 30 minutes of going through the book
“Yeah, a lot of the things I’ve been wondering were in here. There’s just one last thing I’m concerned about…”
>”What’s that, Anon?”
“What happens if both pony and human genes are dominant?”
>She thinks hard for a long while
“Because, the way I see it…”
>You reach over for a pencil and paper, scribbling out a few quick Punnett squares, writing out P’s and H’s on the top and left sides
“If the dominant allele is the pony gene, then theoretically a fetus would end up being just a normal pony…”
>You scribble out a few other scenarios, each with different combinations of capital and lowercase letters for the human gene
“But if the dominant gene is human in this case, the child would end up being…”
>”A human?” she asks, eyeing you for a bit
>You nod
“I can’t put my finger on it, but… when my nephew was born, my sister began showing the same signs as…”
>You stop, your eyes widening
>“What’re you suggesting…?” Twilight’s eyes widen as well, realizing what you may be suggesting
“You’re a smart mare, Twilight.”
>You stand up, closing the book
“I have a feeling you know what I’m talking about. Now, if you’d excuse me…”
>You start towards the door
>”Wait, Anon,” she says, moving between the door and you. “Did you and Rainbow…?”
“She took a transformation potion, Twilight. She was the first human-like thing I’d seen ever since coming to Equestria.”
>”Yes, but still…” she looks down, “You should know to control your emotions and urges better than that…”
>You sigh
“I know you think it’s strange. But consider this; would you ever consider stopping Spike if he ever decided to court Rarity, hm?”
>You walk past her and out the door, leaving her to her thoughts
 
>You get to your house finally
>Go inside, Rainbow isn’t there
“She’s probably still out there…”
>You walk over to your bed and sit down
>Time for some Serious Anon Reflecting time
>….
>fuckthat.jpg, time for acting, not thinking!
>Action has always been your forte, after all.
>You immediately head out of the house to try and find Rainbow
>Decide that she may have gone to her house
>Fuck, you have no way of getting there, and you’ve pissed off the one unicorn that may be able to help you
>WAIT! What about Rarity?
>Magic’s never been her forte, but she may be able to help you
>Worth a shot
>Quickly begin heading for Rarity’s boutique
>Get there, knock frantically on the door
>”Oh my, calm down, I’m on my way!” you hear her voice come from the other side of the door
>She opens the door, and looks up at you
>”Oh, Anon, it’s you! Come in, what seems to be the problem?” she asks, offering you to enter the boutique
>You shake your head
“Sorry, but I’m in a hurry. Hey, do you know any sort of spell that can get me to fly? I need to be able to reach Cloudsdale, and fast.”
>She thinks for a moment, and then smiles
>”But of course, darling! It’s been a while, but I remember the spell Twilight used on us to travel to Cloudsdale during Rainbow’s competition a while back. Now let’s see…”
>She closes her eyes, and her horn starts to glow
>You feel a tingling feeling in the air around you, and you look around
>Holy fuck wings
>The glow subsides after a few moments, and your wings fold around your back
>They’re like pegasi wings, but not quite as refined
>Should be good to fly on them though
>They’re also brown, matching your hair
>That’s right. You have brown hair. Because Wuten’s writing this fucking story and has decided you have brown hair because darker hair is his fetish
>”Now, that spell won’t last forever, you know; my magic isn’t nearly as strong as Twilight’s, so get whatever business you need done, done, and get back down on your feet once again where you belong,” she smiles
“Thanks, Rarity, I owe you one.”
>”Oh, think nothing of it. Though, if you would be so kind as to come and help me out around the boutique sometime, it’d be much appreciated. I could have good use for those hands of yours,” she winks up at you
>You smile and nod, before heading out towards Cloudsdale
>You stop running just as you reach the outskirts of the giant cloud city
>Not Bespin, you Star Wars nerd, you
>You turn to look at your wings, raising an eyebrow
“So, um… I guess I just start flapping… right?”
>Fuck, you should’ve asked Rarity something about how to fly before speeding out like that
>Too late for that now, time is a factor here
“Alright, here goes nothing…”
>You close your eyes, and extend your wings, giving you a powerful flap, sending your body just a few inches off the ground before landing once again
“Okay, so it looks like it takes more than a few flaps
>noshitsherlock.jpg
>You decide to try and get a running start
>Start running toward a clearing, flapping your wings during the process
>You only get a few feet off the ground before you start flapping frantically to stay above the ground
>Fucking complicated flying methods
>Try jumping first, and then flapping wings
>Get a bit higher, but still cannot keep yourself in the air
>Suddenly hear a small, but audible squeak from behind you
>Turn around, guess who it is?
>Fucking Fluttershy
>”Um… Anon, is there something I can help you with?” she asks, staring at your wings
“Not now, Fluttershy, I’m busy.”
>”It looks like you’re… trying to fly, Anon?” she walks up to you. “It’s not really that hard, all you have to do is get a few good flaps in, and let the wind do the rest,” she says, flapping her wings a few times before gliding around pretty gracefully
“…Alright.”
>You close your eyes, returning your focus to flying
>You follow what she says, flapping your wings a few times before letting the wind carry you
>Holy fuck, it actually worked
“Oh wow, this is great!”
>You start practicing making small swoops around in the air, making sure to keep your center of balance as you make turns
>”Good job, Anon! Woohoo!” she exclaims in her quiet tone as she watches you fly around
>Well what do you know, Flutterslut can actually be useful at times
>”Um, Anon…” she glides over to you, and you stop moving, letting your wings keep you aloft
“Yeah? What is it?”
>”You know, uh… Oh, I saw Rainbow here earlier, and um…” she stumbles over her words a bit
“Where’d she go?”
>Your eyes widen a bit, maybe she knows where you can find her
>”Um… she went up to her home in Cloudsdale, if that’s what you’ve been wondering. I haven’t seen her come out since…” she mutters, looking away
>…
>YOU DON’T SAY?
>Facepalm, and then proceed to give Fluttershy the finger as you speed off towards Rainbow’s home
>Fucking Flutterstalker
>You remember Rainbow pointing out which one her house was to you one day while sitting on a hill
>She was smiling the whole time while both of you watched the clouds roll by
>A lot has changed since then; you want that Rainbow back. The carefree, fun-loving one
“Rainbow? You up here?”
>You fly up to her window, sitting on the pane
>You can see a very obvious lump under the blankets of Rainbow’s bed
>You knock on the window, staring in
>She peeks out, before her eyes widen at the sight of your wings
>She gets up, crawling out of the bed and walks over, opening the window and letting you in
>”But… but how?” she asks, still enthralled by the sight of you with wings
“Rarity created them for me so I could come up here.”
>Rainbow sighs, and then flies over to her bed, laying down on it. “So what do you want?” she asks, looking over to you
“I wanted to come up to apologize, Rainbow.”
>Her eyes widen in surprise, and you walk over to sit next to her on the bed
“I shouldn’t have said those things back there, especially after what we’ve gone through the past few days, that’s probably the last thing you wanted to hear.”
>She sighs. “No, Anon, I shouldn’t have blown up at you like that.” She turns to look up at you. “You were right, after all; I’d not planned that ending. Something caused me a sharp pain all of a sudden and it threw me off balance,” she says, sitting up
“What? What caused it?”
>”I’m not sure… but it was enough to throw my routine completely off-balance and send me crashing into the pond,” she says, huffing a bit. “And I guess knowing that you saw, well, sent me over the edge.”
“…I think I might know what caused it, Rainbow.”
>She looks up at you, surprised. “What? What could have caused it, Anon?” she asks
>You sigh, letting a moment of silence pass as you process how you’re going to break the news to her
“Remember yesterday, with the transformation potion?”
>She nods
“…Well, I think it transformed more than just your outside appearance, Rainbow. I think it also changed your insides as well to match the human transformation…”
>Her eyes start to widen as she slowly begins to understand what you’re saying. “So… you mean when we… and I… and you…” she fumbled over her words for a bit
>You pause a moment, placing your hands together in front of you and letting your head rest on them before speaking once again
“Yes, Rainbow… it would explain everything.”
>She looks down at the ground, standing up and hopping off the bed. “You’re absolutely sure, Anon?” she asks
>You shake your head
“No, I’m not absolutely sure. But it would explain everything that’s been happening lately; the mood swings, the sharp pains…”
>She shakes her head. “No, it can’t be, it can’t…” she mutters, leaping up onto you in a tight hug
“I know it’s hard to imagine, but…”
>You stop yourself for a moment, before turning to look at her, straight in the eyes
“Deep down, I have to admit… I’ve always wanted to have a child of my own.”
>Her eyes widen even more
“And I don’t think I could have picked a better mare to join me in raising that child.”
>You lean forward to her in a soft, gentle kiss
>She’s still in shock from hearing this, but eventually melts into the kiss, moving as close as she can to you
>She kicks you right in your jimmies almost immediately after you break the kiss
>Holy fuck on a fucking fuck fuckwich with fuck on fucking top
>Grip your crotch, doubling over in pain
>”The hell, Anon? Did you think I would be ready for this sort of thing?” she glares at you
>You’re too busy gripping your jimmies to listen coherently to anything she’s saying
>”Seriously, I’m not ready for that kind of responsibility yet…” she mutters, before shaking her head
>You finally gather the strength to endure through the pain to sit up, albeit awkwardly
“I just thought… if we went through this together, it would help…”
>”That’s not the point, Anon! I have ambitions, goals to reach for! I don’t have the ability to raise a filly of my own!”
>You sigh, and nod
“I know, Rainbow, I know.”
>She walks up to you, and hugs you once again, tighter this time. “But this is our child, Anon; that means I can’t turn my back on it like that. That’s not what we do here in Ponyville.”
>Your eyes widen
“So, you mean…”
>She smiles, nuzzling into your neck. “I mean it, Anon. So have you thought of any names yet?” she asks
>manlytears.jpg
 
>A few weeks later
“Hey Rainbow, got you something while I was out.”
>She’s already begun to show signs of her pregnancy
>And by that, you of course mean vomit every morning
>Not a pretty sight, but you’ve started to get used to it
>She looks up at you and smiles, waving
>You grin, pulling out a small bouquet of flowers
>She gasps a bit, flying slowly over to you
>She’s let her hair grow considerably longer, and the back is tied into a ponytail-like shape
>She smiles brightly up at you, hugging you tightly and nuzzling under your chin
>”They’re beautiful, Anon,” she says softly, sniffing them, before grinning and taking a bite out of one. “Delicious, too,” she says, chewing on the flower of one
>You chuckle at the adorable sight of it all
>She flies out of your embrace and lands on the floor. “I’ve started trying to take it easy lately; it’s a lot harder than I thought it would be,” she chuckles a bit, walking over to the couch
>You follow, sitting next to her
>”I talked with Twilight about it; I should start craving the weirdest things sometime soon. Geez, I can’t wait…” she sighs, grumbling a bit
>You smile
“Well, I know more than anything to not stand between you and something you want; it’ll never end well for me.”
>Both of you laugh at this
>”Glad to hear it, Anon,” she grins up at you, leaning up to place a small kiss on your cheek. “Oh, hey, want to watch some movies?” she asks, smiling
>You smile and nod; she’s been taking more interest in some of the movies you have in your own personal library since being told to not take it too hard during practice by the p0ny doctors
>You proceed to put in a movie and make a bucket of popcorn for the two of you
>She cuddles up next to you, both of you watching the action flick, Rainbow sometimes being sneaky and snatching the popcorn out of your hand with her teeth before you even notice, giving you an innocent look whenever you ask her about it
>Movie’s done, Rainbow is curled up next to you, her head resting on your lap
>”Hah, they call that car fast?” she grins up at you, “I could’ve gone faster than that with one wing behind my back.”
“But you’ve already got both behind your back, right?”
>”That’s not the point,” she smirks, pointing a hoof up at you. “You know as well as I do that I could easily go faster than that.”
>You chuckle and nod; she’s right, especially with the stories you’ve heard from Twilight and the others about her performing a Sonic Rainboom
>Hey, that’s not bad…
“Hey Rainbow, I think I’ve come up with the perfect name now.”
>She looks up at you, her eyes widened a bit. “Oh? Let’s hear it.”
“How does ‘Sonic Boom’ sound? Pretty fitting, don’t you think?”
>She thinks for a moment, and then grins up at you. “Think she’ll be a flyer just like her mom, huh?”
>You nod
>”Then I think it’s the perfect name,” she says. “Besides, we all know that nobody’s as fast as I am, so a name that sounds fast for my child will be just right,” she climbs up onto your lap, placing her forehooves on your shoulders. “‘Sonic Boom’ it is, Anon,” she says, leaning forward to you in a playful, loving kiss
>A few months have passed now
>Rainbow’s beginning to show visible signs of her pregnancy
>Every so often Twilight or Rarity will come over and check-up on her, and Pinkie Pie will come over on other days to see if the baby’s been born yet, usually with confetti, balloons, and streamers at the ready
>It’s actually a pretty funny sight
>Haven’t seen Fluttershy or Applejack in a few days…
>notagoodsign.jpg
>With Rainbow being pregnant, she won’t be able to stand in the way of the two of them nearly as well
>Make sure to take extra precautions when Rainbow’s away
>Including, but not limited to, barbed wire around the inside of the windows, closing the curtains, and barring the door so that no crazy bucking mare can kick your door down… again.
>One day, you sleep in and Rainbow heads out, not wanting to wake you up after all you’ve done for her lately
>itbegins.jpg
>Wake up suddenly to a shattering noise
>Quickly dress and head to the doorway of your bedroom to look for the source
>”Oh, Anon, there you are,” a quiet voice comes from near the shattered window
>Flutter Fucking Slut
“Fluttershy? What the hell are you doing?!”
>”Oh, I’m sorry, Anon, but I had been knocking for a while and you weren’t answering… I was so worried, I thought something terrible had happened, so I came through the window to make sure nothing was going on…” she says innocently
>Not buying it
>”An’ she quickly called me up too, ta make sure ya weren’t hurt or anythin’,” another voice comes from the other side of the room
>Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
>”Wasn’t that just sweet of ‘er?” Applerape walks out of the kitchen
>Fucking fuck to the fuck power
>Your jimmies aren’t safe here, physically or metaphysically
>You quickly begin to sprint for the door
>Suddenly, rope
>You don’t have any more equations to quite accurately describe just how many fucks are going through your head
>Nor do you have time, because you’re on the ground, tied up, just inches from the door
>”We can’t risk Rainbow knowing what happened to you or you making any noise while we make our move, so…” Fluttershy says, hovering over to you, covering your head with a cloth
>Black out as you feel them dragging you off
>Wake up to a dark room
>You’re naked, and tied up to a table
>…Nothing new, you’re always waking up to some strange situation
>”Oh, you’re awake, that’s good,” a soft voice comes from the darkness
>Suddenly, a light flashes on
>myeyes.jpg
>See various tables around the room, each with various vials, tools, and other suggestive-looking items
>You don’t like where this is going
>See Fluttershy wearing a doctor’s robe
>Applejack wearing a black full-body outfit, with holes located…
>Dear sweet Celestia, what is with these two?
>They slowly begin to close in on you, Fluttershy carrying a strange liquid in a vial
>”Dr. Fluttershy here has a little somethin’ for ya. She’s found your instincts aren’t quite what we consider to be ready for what we got in store for ya,” Applejack says, walking over to you, pressing on your crotch
>”Now open wide, Anon, and swallow every drop,” Fluttershy says, hovering over to you, carrying the vial
>You struggle against your bindings, but to no avail; the most you can move is your head
>”Oh my, Applejack, could you coax our patient a bit?” Fluttershy says, looking down to Applejack
>Applejack nods, leaning her head down and giving your member a hard suck, swirling her tongue around it
>You gasp out
>Fluttershy takes this opportunity to pour the contents of the vial down your throat
>You cough some of it out, but it’s futile now
>”There we go, that’s a good patient,” Fluttershy smiles down at you, “You deserve a reward for such a good job,” she says, leaning to you in a wet kiss, some of the contents of the vial entering her mouth as well
>Applejack finally takes your member out of her mouth, “Looks like it’s startin’ ta work, Fluttershy,” she says, pressing her hoof against your expanding member. “What was it you called that thing? Aph… a fro…”
>”Aphrodisiac?” Fluttershy smiles down at Applejack
>Applejack nods. “Yeah, that thing. It looks like it’s working,” she says, grinning and eyeing your crotch
>You’re trying to stop it, but everything’s gone a shade of purple now
>Your sense of touch has increased to the point of almost unbearable whenever Applejack rubs her hoof against you
>”Oh Anon, I’ve been waiting for this for so long,” Fluttershy says softly, “I can’t wait for you to rut me like the poor defenseless mare I am,” she tries to say in a seductive tone, it just ends up sounding creepy
>”Now Fluttershy, remember our deal,” Applejack grins up at her, “I get ‘em first.”
>Fluttershy scoffs. “We both know you’ve gotten some from Anon in the past; I’ve not gotten any!” she exclaims, still a bit softly
>Applejack’s eyes sharpen. “What’d you say, sugarcube?”
>OH, IT.
>IS.
>ON.
>Fucks given: 0
>Well, looks like this is how it ends
>You’ll probably be traumatized from this event whether or not you escape
>Visions of Fluttershy will haunt your nightmares for years to come
>You close your eyes and wait for one of them to relieve you of the aphrodisiac’s effects
>That relief never comes
>Because Fluttershy is off of you and in a catfight with Applejack
>From what you could gather in your inebriated state, something about her not getting any
>fuckyeah.jpg, time to get out of here
>You begin struggling harder and harder against your bindings
>Thankfully, they’re made of rope, so eventually you can get them to budge and slip one arm through
>Neither mare notices, too worked up in the fight against each other for who gets to get plowed first
>Get your other arm free, work on loosening the bindings on your legs
>Quickly get the fuck out of wherever this place is while they fight over you
>Fucking rapist p0nies
>You look around; turns out you were in Fluttershy’s shed
>Fuck that was scary; you’re never going near Fluttershy’s house ever again
>You decide that if you’re going to the Everfree forest, you’re going off the trail and into the darkest part of the forest possible
>Anything’s better than Fluttershy at this point
>You quickly sprint off towards your house, still in the nude, before anyone can catch a glimpse of your forced aroused self
>See your house coming into the distance
>fuckyeah.jpg, almost there…
>”Anon? Is that you?”
>Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck not now!
>Fucking Twilight
>You stumble and fall flat on your face, just in front of your door
>Quickly do your best to hide your broner from the world
>”…Why are you naked, Anon?” Twilight asks, walking up to you
“Long story.”
>”I love stories! Care to tell?”
“Fuck no, I need to get dressed.”
>”Not even a lit-“
“Damn it, Twilight, can’t you see I’m trying to get inside to fix this problem?”
>You quickly scramble inside and into the bathroom, where you proceed to rub one out to try to remedy the effects of the aphrodisiac yourself
>Hear the door to the house open
>Damn it you’re not done
>”Anon? You there?” you hear Rainbow talking in the living room
>Fucking fuck, you can’t let her see you like this
>She would probably never forgive Fluttershy and Applejack if she found out they tried something
>Hate them as you do, you don’t feel like it would be right to ruin their friendship
>Quietly make sure you locked the bathroom door
>Try not to make any sound as you continue rubbing one out
>”Anon? You in there?” you hear Rainbow outside the door
>Damn, she knows you’re in there
“…Yes?”
>She sounds surprised. “You feeling alright, Anon? Your voice is quivering a bit…”
“Yeah, yeah I’m alright…”
>badpokerface.jpg
>She tries opening the door. “Can I come in?”
>You quickly debate whether or not to open the door
>…fucks.exe has stopped responding
>You walk over and open the door, your broner in full sight for her
>Her eyes widen a bit in surprise, and then she looks up at you
>”Were you…?” she asks, pointing a hoof at your crotch
“Yup.”
>”No fucks to give?”
“Nope.”
>She holds a hoof up to you
>Brohoof complete
>”Now then, what should we do about this…” she peers at your crotch
>Few hours later
>Feels like the jimmies of a thousand Anons were ready for rustling, but then were suddenly denied their rustling
>Feeling like a boss, Rainbow took care of you
>Resting on the couch, panting a bit, Rainbow grinning up at you
>”So how was that, Anon?”
>You smile down at her and nod
“I needed that.”
>She chuckles. “I’ll say, I don’t think I’ve ever seen you go for that long,” she winks up at you
>You grin
“I suppose I didn’t want to hold back anything this time.”
>”Oh? Is that your fetish then, rutting a pregnant mare like myself?” she grins back at you, climbing up to where she’s eye level with you
>Fucking p0nies and trying to find out your fetish
>A few more months later
>Nearing the end of Rainbow’s pregnancy
>You both have taken every precaution you believed would be necessary
>As in, added a crib into your bedroom
>Rainbow’s definitely showing signs of her pregnancy now; she’s rarely flying from what you can see, instead using her legs to travel
>She walks over to you, sitting up on the couch and nuzzling into your lap
>She looks up at you
>”Anon, what do you think our child will be like?” she asks, smiling
>You think for a moment
>You haven’t forgotten yet about the book about genetics you read all those months ago
“Hm… well, she’ll definitely have wings, that’s a given.”
>You smile, bringing your hand down to softly stroke Rainbow’s wings as you two sit there
“And… she’ll be just as fast as you are.”
>She grins up at you. “Oh? Do you think she’ll be able to do a Sonic Rainboom just like her mother?”
>You chuckle and lean back on the sofa
“Definitely.”
>”Well, I have my own predictions for her as well,” she says, smiling up at you
“Oh? What’s that?”
>”She’ll have a heart as big as her father,” she winks
>public class Jimmies {
>	public static void main (String [ ] args) {
>	String jimmies = "rustled";
>	if(jimmies.equals("rustled")){
>		System.out.println(“Why can’t I hold all these feels?”); }
>	else {
>		System.out.println(“My jimmies remain unrustled.”); }
>	}
>}
>Due date is just weeks away
>Both of you decide to go out for a walk outside
>Near the end of summer, everything’s still full of life
>Rainbow smiles up at you
>”Hey, Rarity said she wanted us to stop by today, she had something she wanted to give us.”
>You nod; she’s always been a kind pony to you. Why not?
“Sure; let’s head over now before we forget.”
>You both begin to head towards Rarity’s boutique
>Arrive, knock on the door
>A young, white-colored filly opens the door
>”Anon!” she exclaims, smiling brightly up at you
“Hey Sweetie Belle, is your sister here?”
>She nods, running off to find her
>Nice kid, definitely has a set of lungs on her for a filly her age
>Rarity comes out after a few moments
>”Oh, Anon! Rainbow! So sorry about not coming to the door immediately, work has had me tied up almost nonstop the past few days,” she says, walking over to you two
“No prob, Rarity. Rainbow says you had something you wanted to give us?”
>”Of course!” she exclaims, walking over to a chest, opening it with her magic and levitating a box out of it, before walking back with it
>You open it
>It’s a baby filly outfit
>The most adorable fucking baby outfit you’ve ever seen
>”Do you like it? I received inspiration during the middle of designing one of my other outfits, so I made the design for it and set it aside, and then started it right after I finished the outfit. I must say, designing baby outfits is harder than I had expected,” she rambles on a bit, wiping her forehead
>”It’s awesome, Rarity!” Rainbow smiles, looking at the outfit. “Thanks a lot!” she exclaims, moving to hug the white unicorn
>Rarity smiles, patting the mare’s back. “You’re welcome, Rainbow; it’s the least I could do, after all,” she says, squirming a bit as Rainbow tightens the hug
>Well, looks like she lives up to her Element’s title
>You smile, seeing the sight of these two friends holding this embrace
>”Now, Anon,” Rarity turns to look at you, “I do believe you owe me for a little something I did a few months back,” she says, grinning a bit
>Fuck, that’s right; you never modeled for her like you said you would
“Alright, I’ll do it, if only to get it over with.”
>Rarity squees in excitement, before turning to Rainbow. “You don’t mind if I borrow him for just today, do you? I’m planning on using him to model for some of my outfits,” she says
>Rainbow smiles and nods, “Of course; but don’t get carried away,” she grins, before walking past you carrying the outfit in her saddlebag, giving you a wink before heading out
>Rarity grins; you swear it’s a rapeface
>ohfuck.jpg
>Spend the entire day as Rarity’s fashion slave
>You kept count for a while, but lost count at 42 outfits
>Looks like the rapeface can be used for more than just >rape
>”Alright, there we go, now just one-”
>Suddenly, Pinkie
>”Anon! Anon! Come quick!” she exclaims, “Rainbow’s having her baby!”
>…wat.
>You quickly speed out of the boutique, still sporting the outfit, with Rarity following close behind you
“Where is she, Pinkie?”
>She turns to look at you as the three of you catch up to each other
>”She’s at Twilight’s now; we gotta hurry!” she exclaims once again, zipping off faster than either you or Rarity can comprehend
>Dayum, that mare can run
>You both eventually arrive at Twilight’s house after a few minutes, Pinkie hopping up and down at the entrance
>”Hurry Anon, hurry!” she exclaims
>You oblige, barely able to stop yourself as you run inside the library
>Rainbow’s sitting up against the wall, wailing out in pain, Twilight acting as a sort of midwife for her
>You know this isn’t the time for this sort of thing, but…
>itbegins.jpg