This one's based on a pic of Anonfilly wearing paper towel tubes on her legs. Someone replied "cyberfilly"

"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me."
>"Anon, I don't need another speech on how you don't like being a filly. Starlight already apologized enough."
"I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine."
>"What?"
"Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the Machine is Immortal."
>"Waitaminute... ANON! Put those paper towels back on those rolls! They're three bits a roll!"
"Fuck you Purple! I do what I want!"
>"And how do you keep coming up with those strange and unnerving speeches?!"
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A reply to https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2017/2/15/1363945.gif

"Nyx what in the FUCK are you doing?!"
>"Only what you- [loud burp] told me to!"
"I wasn't being literal you fucking mongrel!"
>"...well, it's not anywhere near as bad as I thought it'd be."
"You do realize I have to actually kill you now, right?"

>The audio recording stopped playing.
>"Your honor, is this not evidence enough of Nonny's guilt? The corpse was found drowned in the very same toilet next to the tape recorder."
>"This does seem very decisive, prosecutor Trixie. Your rebuttal, Ms. Hooves?"
>"I don't think it's relevant to the case. My client threatens to kill everypony! Even me, if I said that. Whoops."
"Derpy, I'm making fucking good on my word."
>You lunge for the throat, as is your only option in this situation.
>Unfortunately, Celestia is acting as both judge and bailiff, and stops you before you make it even an inch off the ground.
>The case was decided then and there.
>You were found guilty of all charges- homicide, threats of violence, contempt of court, and smelling poorly.
>The sentence is 10 years hard labor, then 100 years moon, with no chance of parole.
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https://boards.4channel.org/mlp/thread/37699084#p37711356

>>37711356
This will end in
>prison
>rape
would it not?

>>37711793
>"Did you steal that ID?"
"What? No! This is my-"
>It strikes you that you aren't a lean, green sexy beast of a man.
>Not any more.
>Your ID doesn't reflect your change of state
>Making you IDless
>While you're talking to Copper Top
>Near the border
>Shit, you're about to be deported
"I can explain."
>"Sure you can, kid. Where're your parents?"
"Well, Twilight was just-"
>She's laughing.
>She's laughing at you.
>"Oh, that's a good one, kid. Now, go back over there before you become more paperwork. I know you wanna see the princess, but sneaking over the border isn't the way to do it."
"See her? No, I'm gonna toss her like a ragdoll! She's the reason I'm a filly in the first place!"
>Copper Top's expression reverts back to "unamused, and slightly defeated."
>"See, now you're making threats against high Equestrian officials. While illegally crossing the border. You've just become more paperwork, kid."
>Normally, this is where you'd swear vengeance unending like an anime villain
>But this time, a more primal sense has invaded your being
>The moment Copper Top takes a step towards you, you let loose the ancient cry of greens of old
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>Unphased by your sonic assault, she picks you up with ease and carries you to jail
>Where Purple's waiting, thankfully
>Your first act, of course, is to try to leap out of Copper's reach to Twilight's throat in a fit of rage
>A nearby unicorn cop shoots you 37 times in the chest (in self-defense)
>You die
>You wake up on Earth, as a filly
>Huh, so that's how that works.
>Mission End
>Rank F
>Status: Fucked
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