*https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/32940821/#q33004228*
Posted by Anonymous
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>"Christ, why's it so warm in my bed? I only had one blanket on and it's supposed to be -10 today"
>"Oh fuck, what's that thing against me?"
>"Did I..."
>"score?"
>roll over to see the hot babe I snagged last night
>surprise, it's a purple horse
>"Oh god anon, fuck fuck fuck"
>"thisisillegalinmystate"
>Loud yawn
"Morning anon!"
>It clicks
"Must have been dead tired last night, face first into the covers, didn't even notice me"
>"Maybe, but it looks like I woke up in heaven..."
>cuddle small purple horse until I'm ready to drag myself out of bed
>ignore the sheer impossibility of the situation, I wont ask why I have a purplesmart to myself now, all that matters it that's the case

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>Wake up
>Get up, move forwards, turn right, boot up PC next to my bed
>Hear something behind me
>Appulhoers is shifting about, asleep
"What the fuck."
>Decide the world has magic, or I've gone insane
>Embrace it immediately, go back to checking my emails and such
>Leave to go make tea for myself and AJ
>Come back upstairs
>She's awake and very confused
>Come through the door with tea while she's staring at me like I'm an alien
"Hi. Made you tea if you want it. This is probably really fucking weird for you, it is for me too."
>"What are you? How'd ah get here, this aint mah room."
>The questions come out quick, slightly panicked
"I couldn't tell you how you got here, lost to that myself. But I'm a human, names's Anon."
>She nods
>"You're unusually calm about all this."
>Placing the cups of tea on my desk, I sit back down, facing her
"Yeah, I cope well in bad situations. Or crazy situations, this is definitely... a crazy one."
>Take tea and drink, gesture to the other cup
"Have some tea, calm yourself. ...I'm guessing you aint got a clue how you got here."
>She looks apprehensive, likely wary of any ulterior motives, but likely accepting I'm not going to do anything bad, she holds her hooves out for tea
>Carefully place cup of tea in her upturned hooves, be surprised it doesn't drop and she can hold the mug almost like she has hands
"That's cool. That's weird, but it's cool."
>"Just hooves."
"Horses in my world don't do that."
>"Your world?"
"Let's be fair, if you've not seen a human before and I aint seen a small horse-pony before, safe to assume we're both aliens to one another."
>"Alright. Thankyou, for the tea. My name's Applejack."
>Nod
"Cool. Nice to meet you."
>Sit in silence drinking tea for many moments
>"So uh, calmly as ah can... why do ya got lil' statues of me an' my friends on top of... whatever that is."
>Shit, forgot about that
>"Thought you said yaint seen us before."
"Not... in reality, no."
>This was gonna blow her fucking mind