Thread archive: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/34861120/#q34876331
Original author is Anonymous
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>Starlight tries way too hard to get you to like her when you get to Equestria because you're her first time feeling true love
>"Is the bed okay Anon?"
>"I can cast a spell to give you back rubs if you want."
>"Too cold? Too warm?"
>"No Spike, he's fine. Why don't you go take a nap or something?"
>"Hehehaha...I really like you, Anon..."
>"Do you need your clothes cleaned? I can cast a spell to make them spotless, you know..."
>"Are you hungry? I can make you a delicious cake faster than you can say 'kites'!"
>"I could hypnotize you if you want. I'm really good at it."
"Um... Can we kiss now?"