https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37VyS5sAzrs
>/MLP/'s Twist and Dink-Head in:
>Close Encounters of the Filth Kind!
 
 
 
 
>"Hey baby, ehehehe"
>"Come. to Dink-Head. eheheheh eheheheh"
"Uh..."
>You are Anon 
>and right now, you're being hit on by the two verified dumbest mares in Equestria
>Now, you're no stranger to getting hit on by thirsty mares, but these two are on another level
>You might be able to get out of this if you play your cards right. They usually tend to...
>"Heh heh, that wasth lame. Heh heh, let me try" 
>Twist then shoves Dink-head aside until...
>"Cut it out flankhole, I'm trying to score!"
>Dink-head punches twist in the side of her foreleg
>"No, you cut it out!"
>Twist and Dink-head begin brawling with each other
>...start fighting each other.
>Now's your chance
>With the opportunity risen, you sprint away from the two brain-dead mares, leaving them to their fight
>As you gain distance, you still hear them arguing
>"Nice going jerkwad, he got away!"
>Man you hate this town!
 
>Eheheheh be Dink-Head
>Thanks to that bunghole Twist, the hot alien dude ran away.
>...Alien dude...
>Wait a minute....
>You turn to your friend, who's since picked herself off the ground
>"Hey Twist, Anon's like, an alien right? eheheheh"
>"Heh heh, yeah, heh heh, I think stho"
>"Aliens always have UFOs, so like, what if we took his for a joyride and went to where he's from? Then we could score with all the hot alien dudes just like in that show on TV. eheheheh"
>"Heh heh, you're a geniusth Dink-head, heh heh leth go!"
 
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>After a bit of a walk, the two of you arrive at Anon's house.
>He isn't home, so now the two of you can take his UFO and you can score with all the hot human dudes!
>Creeping inside, you look around for where he might be hiding it
>Suddenly something catches your interest on the floor
"Whoa! Hey Twist, check it out!"
>A tiny UFO moves slowly across the carpet
>"Heh heh, there it isth! Me firsth!"
>You shove Twist away from the UFO. You're gonna be the captain here
>The captain is always the mare who gets all the dick!
"No way dumbass! You'll just crash it!"
>You go to prepare for take-off on the tiny UFO
>A sudden crunch and quite a bit of pain, you jolt back up
"Uggaaaah!"
>"Heh heh, you're assth is bleeding, heh heh"
>Immediately forgetting the pain, you can only think of the hilarious thing your friend just said
"Eheheheh you said ass! Eheheheh"
>Oh well, maybe he has another one lying around?
"Maybe he like, has a bigger one? Eheheheh"
>The two of you search his entire living room searching his entire living room
>After leaving no cushion, cabinet, or table unturned, and with no UFO, the two of you head into his kitchen
>Drawer after drawer is ripped from their places, leaving piles of silverware, pots, and pans on the floor
>Twist even found some matches
>"Fire! Fire! heh heh heh"
>While she is distracted lighting matches, you'll find the UFO and keep all the alien dudes to yourself!
>It's not like Twist will never score anyway!
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>Be Anon once again
>After a long day of work and sexist mares, you're heading home
>Having a run-in with the local nuisances, Twist and Dink-head, didn't help with the already exhausting day.
>As you approach your home, you hear a commotion inside
>Oh damn it, you're being robbed!
>Again!
>This better not end up like last time where the thief tried to hit on you when she was caught
>As you run to your house, you catch a glimpse in the window to see the culprit
>Or culprits in this case
>It's those two parasites from earlier!
>They've made a giant mess of your house for whatever reason their pea-brains came up with
>You prepare to throw open the door to get them out, hoping you won't break it off the hinges from how pissed off you are
 
Be Dink-head again
>Where the hell is this UFO?
Every drawer and piece of furniture has been overturned at this point
>Twist is even building a bonfire in his kitchen with all the useless alien junk you found in his house
>Maybe he has it hidden outside?
>Your thoughts are interrupted when suddenly, Anon bursts in the door
>"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO REJECTS DOING IN MY HOUSE?!"
"Uhhh, eheheheh, take me to your leader!"
>Anon grabs the two of you by your band shirts and throws you and Twist out of his house
>You turn to Anon to ask the all-important question
"Uhhh, so does mean we don't get to steal your UFO? Eheheheheh"
>Your answer comes in the form of a door slammed in your face
"Hey Twist?"
>Your partner-in-crime turns to you
>"Heh, what Dink-head?"
>"This sucks! Eheheheheh"