>You push through the thick snow, in the distance, you spot Cold Seeker, her silhouette contrasted against the white snow planes. 
>After a while you manage to reach the mare who is oddly staring at the mountains with a grin. 
“Uh...Seeker? Are you okay?”
>”Hmm? Oh Hello Anon, I’m fine. I just love this time of year…”
>You agree, though Northern Equestria seasons are basically the same. 
>Outside the magic of the Crystal Empire the north is just patchy snow for some months then a bit of snow for a few more and the other two is just icy death, of course, with more snow. 
“You need to remind me, is it summer or winter?”
>”It’s summer silly! You just need to look at my coat to see that!”
“It’s floofy as usual, I can’t really tell the difference…”
>Cold Seeker looks at you in shock, offended by your ignorance. 
“What?” 
>”Well I never been so offended! I had a great coat last winter!”
>You shuffle on the spot, trapped in the snow mare’s stare.
>”Pffft! I’m kidding! I know my coat doesn’t get as thick as the others! But I’m okay with it!”
>You feel relieved, since coming here, you’ve been careful how your tread, being that on snow and social norms. 
>Being banished from central Equestria due to a faux pas, has left you treading on thin ice around ponies. 
>“Oh! I need to show you something! I love doing this on the first day of summer!” The snow mare speaks up, snapping you from your thoughts.
“And whats that?”
>”Watch!” She beams.
>Seeker turns and faces the mountains, taking in a deep breath she yells on top of her lungs.
>Her yell echos across the snowy plains.
>”AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
You cover your ears, “What are you doing!”
>The mare continues to yell. 
>Her voice put even the Princess’s Canterlot Voice to shame.
>Suddenly she stops with a grin ear to ear. 
“What was that! Is yelling at mountains you do for fun?”
>”No, this is the fun bit!” She replies watching the mountain tops.
>Suddly you spot the snow on the mountains start to drift and slide.
>Eventually it starts to tumble down the mountainside forming a formidable avalanche.
>”Run!” Seeker giggles as she sprints off in the opposite direction.
>It dawns on you that the snowy tumbling death is racing towards you. 
>You quickly turn heel and run. 
>The ground shakes as you both run as the avalanche rumbles behind you.
“Seeker! What the hell! We’re going to die!” You shout in between icy breaths.
>”Don’t be silly! Just jump and fall back!”
“What!”
>”Weee!” 
>The crazy snow mare jumps back into the tumbling ice.
”Seeker!” You yell as the snow consumes you.
>All you see is white and the sound of rushing and crunching snow as you tumble along with it.
>After a moment everything starts to slow and settle. 
>You find yourself upside-down slowly being pushed by the snow towards the igloo village.
>Seeker is giggling next to you kicking her hoofs out in excitement.
>Evenutally the snow brings itself to a halt just outside of the first lot of igloos. 
>Complely bewildered how you survived, a door to an igloo opens.
>”Seeker!” Frosty Flakes yells, “I told you last year! Not towards the village!” 
>”Sorry! I forgot! But Anon here had fun! Didn’t you Anon?”
>You groan, just half-listening to their conversation.
>”Anon?”
>Sorry hypothermia, move aside.
>These mares are going to be the death of you.