Originally Collected March 10th, 2018

From the various depths of /mlp/, expect a variety of shit from me in here
Literal shit, even
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Sunset Shimmer 3/2/18
This one was just because I was being a dick to a friend of mine. Love you, buddy.

>Be Shin
>You had a nightmare again. A ghost with a mean stick tried to hurt you
>You start crying in the dark, but then a light fills the room
>It's Anonymous, and the ghost runs from your mind when he hugs you
>He's been living with you for a long time now
>Every morning he makes your favortie breakfast and says he still loves you
>And then he helps you get dressed to go around the town
>He pushes you around in your wheelchair to meet new friends every day
>You want to walk, but he tells you that pretty girls don't need to
>It makes your face warm when he says that
>Anonymous's friends are nice, and they always seem to know your name
>Sometimes you feel that you've seen them before, but you can't remember why
>But Anonymous is nice too, and always makes sure to introduce you to them
>Anonymous is such a wonderful guy
>Sometimes, at home, you can see him reading a picture book and crying
>It's full of his friends he introduced you to today, and a lot of people you don't remember
>He's looking at an orange girl with fire for hair
>Did she hurt Anon?
>Anon is too nice a person to be hurt by people
>You hug him to make his hurt go away
>But he just cries more
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Flutterrape 3/10
"More comfy fee fees please"
Man, do I suck at staying on topic. Also, who'd have thunk the idea of undead Fluttershy had been done before? Certainly not me.

>Day Comfy in Equestria
>Be Anon
>After a long day of work and a quick snack run, you're heading home to hang out with your...
>Former molester?
>Girlfriend?
>Is Fluttershy your girlfriend?
>It's more accurate to say she squats in your home, and also squats there too
>Plus you felt bad after accidentally punting her into the woodchipper that one time, so it's not like you have a problem with her staying
>So yeah, maybe she is kinda your girlfriend
>Anyway, you open the door and step inside, kicking off your shoes
>The house is silent
>Grocery bags in tow, you make your way towards the kitchen
Hey, ButterSty! I got chips and beer! Ready to get your ass whooped at Mario Kart?!
>Entering the kitchen, you see Fluttershy swinging by her neck
>A rope goes from below her chin to the rafters
>A note rests on the table, adressed to you
Dangit, that was my good rope.
>With a sigh, you grab a knife and cut her down
>She hits the floor with a thud, then is still
>Cracking open one of the beers, you poke a toe into her stomach
>"GAAASP"
>She coughs and wheezes as color returns to her face
Really dude?
>"Did you at least read my note?", she croaks
You know, most folks would use immortality for something useful...
>"Yeah well most folks aren't immortal, now read it please."
>You roll your eyes and grab the paper from the table
>The note reads "Is hanging out your fetish?"
>You laugh
No, but you're close. Now go set up the Wii so I can beat you again.
>"Again? In your dreams, shitbird. Last week was a fluke and you know it."
>She grabs the snacks and heads to the living room
>You go to take another sip of beer
Love you too.
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Flutterrape 3/12/18
>Anon gets a cutiemark. It's of Fluttershy.
Tried to do a full dialogue piece, but it proved too confusing to me.

>*Ding Dong
>"Just a minute!"
>A light purple pony answers the door
Are you Fleshlight Rimmer?
>"No, I'm Starlight Glimmer."
Perfect! Even better!
>You push your way inside and close the door behind you
I need you to blast my ass.
>"I'm sorry, what?"
Don't play coy, Twilight told me you once assblasted a whole village of people and they kept lining up for more and now I need you to do me a solid.
>Fullbright looks horrified
>"You mean erasing cutie marks?"
Yes, that too! I don't like my tramp stamp and I want it gone immediately
>Just baring your ass, you give Tenpint a view of your mark
>"GROSS PULL YOUR PANTS U-why is it of Fluttershy?"
Beats me, but I need it gonezo. Now.
>"Look, Anon, I don't take away cutie marks anymore.
No, you don't understand, I NEED it gone.
>"How did you get it anyway? I thought only ponies and zebras can have cutie marks..."
>You sit your ass on the sofa
Well here's how it happened; it was this morning. I was eating a donut when Fluttershy showed up to give me a-why are you smiling?
>"Aww, could it be your talent is loving your marefriend?"
Tenpint if you know whats good for you, you won't say that again. Now, she shows up to give me a fetish guess; this time it was eels, now-
>The purple horse raises her hoof
>"Fetish guess? Eels?"
Yeah, I guess she thinks they're phallic or sexy or something. Now, I turn her round, and cunt punt her as hard as I can like I usually do. She turned into a little twinkle in the sky, and then her dumbass showed up on my dumbass.
>Starlight seems mad
>"Cunt punt?"
It's exactly what it sounds like.
>"Anon, I think it would be better if you learned to live with you-"
>A loud crash is heard as a small object plummets through the cieling
>It's Fluttershy
>"LET GO OF MY MAN, YOU HOOORSE!"
>Fluttershy launches herself at you and Glimmer, beating and raping the both of you in a frenzy
>She finally leaves after an hour
>"So Anon, you wanted an assblasting?"
Try to get my good side.
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Flutterrape 3/13/18
A brief poem, with awkward meter

>Poetry was the Equestrian Day
>Fluttershy beamed in her usual way
>For today she would win the fair Anon's heart
>And on his front door, her cheeks she did part
>Oh Anon, she cried, are farts your fetish?
>Because I shall let a real beefer rip!
>Anon yelled from the window, so full of dismay,
GET AWAY YOU DUMB HORSE, FARTS ARE SO GAY!
>But too late he called, and her ass summoned thunder
>That broke down the walls, and tore the whole house asunder
>Anon leaped from the window, the glass cut his legs,
>But he couldn't care, for his land smelled like eggs
>Grabbing the pony, whose ass smelled so vile,
I think I'll make this worth my while.
>He broke his foot punting her straight to the moon
>But at least he wasn't balls deep in her poon
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Flutterrape 3/16/18
It's a Holiday in Equestria

>Holiday in Equestria
>Be Anon
>Before you came here, Ponies only had about 3 days of the year for holidays
>You tried and failed to get them to appreciate Spring Break, Cinco De Mayo, and Casual Friday
>They did warm up to Easter and St. Patricks Day though
>And today was Easter, or as the ponies now called it. Egg Day
>You were in charge of hiding the eggs around town for the fillies, colts, and Pinkie Pie to find later
Now where should I hide this one.....
>It was your last egg
>Every other spot in town you could think of, you had filled with an egg
>Trees? Egg
>Mayor's Office? Egg
>Mailboxes? Egg
>The uncomfortable gap in intimacy between Mr and Mrs Cake? Egg
>"I k-know where you could hide something more than your egg~~", a voice whispered behind you
>Oh great
>It was Fluttershy, dressed as a baby cupid
Fluttershy, what are you doing?
>"I'm t-trying to win your heart, silly. It's Hearts and Hooves day."
>Memories resurface of Hearts and Hooves day, where she dressed as a Windigo to freeze your heart into loving her
>You groan
It's Easter, Shy. H&H was two months ago.
>Her eyes close in thought as realization hits her
>Then she opens them, half-lidded
>She gets closer, awkwardly trailing her arrow along your pants
>"I-it's never to late for l-love Anon.", she says as leans in for a very open-mouthed kiss
>You pop your last egg into her mouth
Yes it is.
>You walk away, leaving her to suck an egg
>Fucking Fluttershy
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Flutterrape
3/19/18
A quick story about an Anonymous who showed up in Equestria a little while before the Anons we've come to know and love.

>Pillage
>The only thought that has been on your mind since you entered this gods-forsaken world
>Was to pillage
>You were a Viking, it was an almost sacred duty to rape and pillage the weaker. To force them through the fire to burn out the weak.
>But these damned ponies
>These agents of the giants
>Any attempt you made to strengthen them did nothing
>Damned if you would rape them though. Despite the potential you felt in them, they'd probably kill themselves from grief.
>The only one who seemed to take your lessons to heart was the yellow one
>Knock knock
>Speaking of, here she is 
GUD MORNING, FLUBBERSTEIN.
>"I-it's Fluttershy, Mr. Anon." 
>That resilience of hers was admirable
>If only she were human
SO, WHY HAVE YOU COME TODAY?
>"I-I have come for your hot monkey dick."
>You raise an eyebrow
>"If that's okay with you."
HAHAHAHA!
>Oh, this mare. She could be a fine Viking if she tried
LITTLE FOOL, NO MAN WOULD HAVE THAT. YOU MUST BE STRONG. UNWAVERING. FIND THEIR WEAKNESS AND EXPLOIT IT.
>She furrows her brow in thought
>"Like a fetish?"
>Fetish? 
>Ah, those little religious objects that the weaklings would have back home.
>Faith was always tricky to break, but she could pull it off with her soft demeanor
YES. FIND THE FETISH, BUTTER CRIME. MAKE THEM BEND BEFORE YOU WITH BROKEN SPIRIT.
NOW BE GONE FROM ME.
>You kick her away from your shack
>What a good horse
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Flutterrape
3/27/18
How in the fuck do you write about a rock anyways

>Be 2000-Year-Old Magnesium Rich Basalt
>Or, as your friends call you; Boulder
>You're sitting on a bench outside your home
>The sun by the cave is warm as it bathes you in its light
>It's the best.
>"Boulder."
>And that's the other light of your life: your pet mare, Maud
>Other rocks told you she was creepy
>That she couldn't learn tricks because ponies can't talk with rocks
>But you felt a strong bond from the moment you laid isotopes on her
>"Boulder, where are you."
>You can see Maud wandering around by the cave mouth
>You chuckle
>She didn't seem to notice you were on the bench behind her!
>But she's coming closer to the bench, so she must have realised you were here
>"Where did I last see Boulder at.", she muses as she turns around
Maud! I'm right here you fo-oh my!
>Her mauve panties are basically staring you in the face
>They're barely covering her generous curves, and they highlight her deep cleavage...
No! She is your pet! You can't be having such dirty thoughts about your-
Aaaand she's starting to sit down
>"Where are you, Boulder."
>This is a joke, right? Haha...heh..
>There's a swish as her tail wraps around behind you
>THIS ISN'T A JOKE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW YOU'RE THERE
"Here! Here! I'm heMPPH!"
>Your screams are muffled as her softness wraps around you
>Small strands of fur peek through the fabric and tickle your edges
>She's much colder than the sun is, but her body heat is making you feel ten times hotter than the sun ever did
>You know it's wrong to feel this way, but it just feels so good.
>You can faintly feel her heartbeat through her rear, which is deceptively firm for being so large
>You can feel a tingling in your groyne
>Any longer of this and you'll metamorphize
>"Oh, there you are Boulder. I'm sorry."
>She stands up, and you suck in a deep breath as she sets you in her hoof
So it was all just an accident, then. Whew!
>"Yes. An accident."
>What
>With a wink and a smile, she tucks you into her dress pocket
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Flutterrape 
3/30/18
It's tough here but it's life

>'Nother Holiday in Equestria
>Be Anon
>Today, next to Christmas, was one of the few Holidays you couldn't stand on Earth
>April Fool's Day
>Or as the ponies called it, "April Foal's Day"
>Or as Fluttershy called it, "Raperil Fool's Day"
>She used to call it "Raperil Foal's Day", but the letter about being on the register got her to change her mind
>But today wasn't about Fluttershy, oh no
>There was a more terrifying horse you had to keep an eye out for today
>Pinkie "Panko" Pie
>You haven't left bed since waking up
>She's out there somewhere, watching
>"Why be out there when I can be right here?"
GAH!
>You smack at the voice, and something plush goes flying across the room
>"APRIL FOAL'S!"
>She's here
>Quietly, you grab your knife from under your pillow and slip on your moist tactical slippers
>Wait
>Looking down, you see your feet in Pinkie Pie's mouth
>"APRIL FOAL'SH!"
DAMNIT!
>You kick her away, and she goes tumbling down the stairs by the sound of things
>Perfect
>You spring up and lock the door to your room, and move your dresser to block it
>"Need a hoof?"
Sure, thanks Pinkie PiAAAAHHH!
>You run into the bathroom, and lock the door
>"APRIL FOAL'S!" says a muffled voice behind the door
>Then you sit in the tub
There's no way she could have come in here, I'm safe. I'm sa-
>A pink curl of hair pokes out of your drain
Nononono
>The rest of Pinkie's head squelches out after it
>"Hiya Nonny! You have a LOT of limescale buildup!"
NONONO
>Her upper body pops as joints relocate themselves outside of your plumbing
>You cry silently as Pinkie finally worms her way out of the pipes
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Flutterrape
4/5/2018
A little /bump/

>"Meow"
>Maud stretches herself across your table, pushing your cereal onto the floor
What the fuck, Maud!
>"Meow"
>You go to grab some paper towels and clean up
>But Maud weaves between your legs as you go
>And now you're on the floor in the cereal milk
>"Meow"
Maud cut the shit already!
>Sitting up, Maud helps you stand
>"So, cat-ponies are not your fetish?"
>You shake your head
Absolutely not.
>"Okay then."
>Walking to your coat closet, she opens the door and pulls Mud Briar out from inside
>"And you?"
>He coughs a small dust cloud up
>"While I enjoyed you forcing me into the closet, I can say with certainty that cuckoldry is not my fetish."
>Oh for fuck's sake
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
>"Okay. Goodbye, Anon"
>Maud and Mud Briar open your door and head out
>You slam the door behind them
This breakfast was a catastrophe.
[spoiler]>"Bazinga."__[/spoiler]
>Fucking Maud
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Flutterrape
4/29/2018
Some dude in an /x/ discord pinged me to look at a video of a fishjob. He pinged me four times. Fuck you, Seraph.

>Be Anonymous
>After a long day of work, it's time to hit the hay and go to bed
>Used toothpaste splats into the sink
>A big poo plops into the toilet
>Blankets rustle as you slide into your comfy bed
>And your eyes burn as you pull out your phone and check Eris
>Yes, Twilight somehow reverse-engineered a messaging system from an app on your phone
>It's currently in a closed beta: only yourself, plus certain friends and family of the girls have access to it
>Mostly though, you just use it to send human memes to the girls
>Their confusion give you happy dreams
>Opening the app, the first thing to greet your eye is a message from Fluttershy
>It's a video of a young stallion standing in a lake, a fish suspended in the water near his cock
[Kindness: Are fishjobs your fetish, @Anon?
Lolno
>You ignore the video and head to your server list, and click on "Crystal Castle Chat"
>But nothing changes
Sh-she didn't...
>Closing the list, however, only confirms your suspicion
>A small blue banner that previously went unnoticed by you reads "100+ New Messages"
>Fluttershy had sent everyone a video of some rando pony being sucked off by what you assume is a kind of carp
>And, naturally, all the girls are yelling at you over it for some reason
[FriendlyMagic: ANONYMOUS PLEASE DELETE THIS NOW
[AppleSlapper: Darned Scalies
[ARarityByAnyOtherName: I know that lake! I sold my first hat there!
[BiggestMacintosh: I refuse to participate in this test program any longer.
[PartyPony: I know that lake too! I found Gummy there!
[renbowfast: Pinkie, Rarity. Please just stop.
{BiggestMacintosh has left the server!
[FriendlyMagic: ANONYMOUS I AM USING THE CAPITAL LOCKING BUTTON PLEASE DELETE THIS BEFORE ANYPONY ELSE HAS TO SEE IT
>Feeling some pity for everyone, you decide to delete the image for Fluttershy
>Until you get to the most recent message
[SwagginDragon: Twilight why my peepee hard
{Anon pinned a message to this channel. See all the pins.
>Then you go to sleep
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Flutterrape
5/09/2018
Seriously Miguel shut the fuck up

>You don't know how she did it
>But somehow, BananaHush convinced you to go on a date with her
>And, even more surprisingly, she was actually fairly composed during dinner!
>No lewd jokes about breadsticks, or trying to pinch your ass when you had to use the restroom
>She could even carry a conversation!
>A normal, non-sexual one!
>She was so charming, in fact, that you agreed to keep the date going and head to the movies
>Where you currently are walking from the snack bar to your seats
So Fluttershy, you excited for the movie?
>She nods furiously, dropping some pieces of popcorn
>"Oh yes! I've heard so many good things about it that I just can't wait!"
>Her enthusiasm is getting you pumped up a bit for it, too
>It's some popcorn flick about a young stallion saving his magical realm through the power of misplaced nostalgia, or some shit
>But damn if you aren't worked up for it!
>You and Fluttershy take your seats in the middle of the back row, the best seats
>And the movie begins
...
["But, Horsulon, the next egg-key!"]
["Don't worry, Espurr3lda, I-"]
>"Wow Anon did you see that?", Fluttershy mumbles at you, distracting you from the film
Mhmm. Yep.
>This is the tenth time she's done this in the past half-hour
>And she always does it right when something important happens!
>The scene changes to a fast-paced space mecha race battle
>Robots punchin robots lifts your spirits a bit
>"Which one would you ride? I'd be in Dangum."
>And just like that, they're down again
>So you nod, mindlessly
>You do so through the rest of the film, and on the way home too
>Until she asks you inside for some coffee
>To which you respond with a swift kick to the crotch
>After all that gabbing during the movie, there's no way you'll be
>Fucking Fluttershy
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Flutterrape
6/01/2018
>This filly teams up with Fluttershy to finally get skewered by that sweet ooh ooh ahh ahh penis. How do you combat their sinister plan Flutterrape, and how will one drink sipping dolphin step up to make a difference?
>Wouldn't need to do anything, the filly will come up with an absolutely unbeatable plan but Fluttershy will screw it up through sheer incompetence.

Shit I forgot about the dolphin

...and that Fluttershy, is how you can finally get into the hooman's pants.
>The older mare's face is a bright shade of red as she looks up from her desk
>"A-are you sure this will w-work, Cozy Glow?"
You have my absolute guarantee, Miss Shy.
>She swallows the lump in her throat, and fans herself with your pamphlet
>"H-how can I thank-"
>You wave your hoof
Just let me watch when it happens. Seeing a plan come together gets me SO hot, you wouldn't believe it.
-
>You peer through binoculars from the bushes as Fluttershy makes her way up to Anon's door with the picnic supplies you put together for her.
>Miss Rarity did her makeup EXACTLY how you wanted.
>It makes you wet just thinking about how well this is going.
All she has to do now is just follow the script...
>She knocks, each barely audible tap sending a shiver down your spine.
Mmmm...
>Your hoof traces its way down to your nethers.
>The hooman opens up the door, and instantly does a double-take
>"H-hey Shy. You look nice today."
>Fluttershy freezes at the compliment
>"H-h-hi A-A-a-aaa-a",she stutters
C'mon....
>"ARE PICNICS YOUR FETISH?"
>She rips the sub sandwich out of the picnic basket and tries ramming it down her throat, crying as she gags.
>The hooman looks extremely uncomfortable.
>"Uh.."
You bitch! I was almost there!
>You burst out of the bushes and hurl the binoculars at her head.
FUCK YOU, FLUTTERSHY!
>Fluttershy goes sprawling across the porch, half a sandwich dangling from her throat
>The hooman grabs the rest of the picnic basket and quickly closes his door.
I BETTER STILL GET EXTRA CREDIT FOR THIS!
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6/06/2018
Flutterrape

Don't forget to pack a wife

>Day Yet Another Holiday in Equestria
>You are Anon
>All is well for the most part
>You've finally gotten over the time Pinkie crawled through your plumbing like a sewer rat made of Gak
>And Mother's Day went off without any attempts on your genitalia
>All is well in your li-
>HWAP-HWAP-HWAP
What the fuck?
>Sounds like somebody slapping a salami against your door
>You go up to the door and peer out the peephole
>It's Applejack, the friendly farm horse
>You open the door
Hey, AJ! What brings you around?
>"Oh, nothin' much, Anon. Ah just came to wish ya Happy Mommies Day!"
Aw, well thawait...
>Actually looking past her hat, you notice she's dressed up like some stereotypical 60's mom:
>Big hair, tight sweater, a pearl necklace, and a rather musky natural perfume.
>Gotta shut her down, quick.
Well, I'm sorry AJ, but Mother's Day was last month. Maybe next year, huh?
>You start to go back inside
>But she puts her hoof in the way when you shut the door
>"Ah know, and Ah thought ahead in case you were more of a 'Daddie's Day' kind of stallion."
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
>You're knocked to the floor as the door is forced open
>AJ leaps onto you and pins you before you can get up.
>You look through her legs to see if anyone is passing by that can help you
>A single eye stares back at you in response
>The last things you remember before you blackout is the door being whipped shut by AJ's tail
>And a meaty HWAP against her belly
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Flutterrape
6/08/2018
It's a well-known fact that with a clipboard, you can do anything.

>Day of Reckoning in Equestria
>Be Anonymous
>And you've had it
>All these rape attempts
>All these successful rapes
>All those long lines at the supermarket
>Enough is Enough
>KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK
Perfect timing!
>As you walk to the door to meet your attacker, you grab your tool from the closet
>Its smooth metal and sturdy construction calms you
>Its use was a skill you had mastered back on Earth
>And now, you would use it to solve all of your problems in Equestria
>You open the door, keeping your weapon behind your back
>It's Applejack
>"Howdy Anon! I'm here to fuck you now!"
>You smirk
Hello Applejack! That sounds great, but first...
>You draw your weapon from behind and grab your sidearm from beside your ear
Are you registered to vote?
>The joy leaves her eyes as you tap your pen against the clipboard
>"Uh well, yes I am, but I thought-"
Oh, good!
>A practiced, cloying smile creeps onto your face
Then would you have a minute to sign this petition for affordable housing?
>AJ's eyes dart about nervously, and she shuffles in place
>"Uh, I..uh,,.well would you look at that!"
>She points at something in your house, then runs off
>Your saccharine look is replaced by one of devious joy
>Your skills are just as sharp as ever
>You clip your pen to the clipboard and lock your door
>Then you head into town
>These ponies won't even know what fucking hit them
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Flutterrape
7/08/18
Context:  Anonymous  07/08/18(Sun)19:30:53 No.32619873 "I'm drowning in my own misery."

>"So is that a no, then?"
>You stare at the yellow horse, who is balancing a tray of corn chips and lubricant bottles on her snout
Mhmm.
>You grunt as you slam the door in her face. Through the wood, you can hear the tray clatter as it falls to the ground
>As you turn and walk upstairs, you reflect on how long you've been in this technicolor dreamcoat of a hell
>In particular, you try to remember the last time you felt happy in Ponyville
>Nothing comes to mind though
>Kicking your shoes off to the underneath of your bed, you pull back your sheets to let sleep embrace you
Fluttershy, why are you in my bed?
>The yellow devil must have slipped in while you were walking upstairs
>Her horsehair and feathers were crowding the area around her
>"W-well you seemed sad, so I thought you m-might want a cuddle buddy."
I already to-
>She shakes her head
>"I won't do anything naughty. P-promise"
>You heave a sigh, since your couch is equally as uncomfortable as sharing a bed with a serial molester
>Only it's further away than your bed is
>Reluctantly, you get into bed and draw the horse close to you
>Fluttershy lets out a small "Eep" as you bury your head in her mane to block out the daylight
>She smells like hay, corn chips, and KY jelly
>And to be honest, you don't mind too much
>It could be worse
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Flutterrape
7/17/18
"Im not creative enough for content"
It really isn't that hard to make a story, dude. I say that as the objective least creative FR Author.

>It has been three years since you escaped the hell that was Ponyville
>Twilight, thanks to all of her egghead studying, found out that their world was soon to end
>Something about seasons and generations
>Fluttershy wanted, in fact she was very insistent on, you staying around and going down with the proverbial ship
>But after some stern talking-to and quite a lot of rope, she agreed to let Twilight send you back to Earth
>It was...it was hard for everyone to see you go
>Not that coming back home made things any easier for you
>Your parents had you declared dead about a year after your disappearance, and as you found it, it's pretty hard to prove you're alive after ten years of being dead
>Luckily though, while you still are legally dead, your parents know you're alive, and you even have a cash-only business as a handyman to keep yourself afloat
>It does mean living out of a van by beach and visiting your parents every few days for laundry, but it's better than nothing
>And certainly better than being sexually assaulted by horses
>At the end of a particularly trying day resurfacing your client's floor for the third time this month, you stagger your way back to your beachside villa
>You set a six-pack on the ground so that you don't drop them when you grab your keys
>You turn the key in the lock, and open the door, throwing your jerky inside as you bend down to pick up your beer
>"Eep! Ouch..."
>You freeze. It can't be. Not her.
>Picking yourself back up, you see Fluttershy inside your van, wearing green socks and rubbing at her snout where you assume the jerky hit her
>Your beer hisses and sprays as you drop it back onto the asphalt
>"Oh no, Anon! You dropped your drinks! Here, let me get them for you."
>You hold an arm out to stop her before she gets outside.
>She's warm. Soft. Solid.
>You can feel your mouth twitching between a smile and a frown
>"Anon, are you okay?"
>Without a word, you grab her in your arms and hug her tightly
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Flutterrape
7/28/18
Right guard will not help you here

>Day So many Holidays in Equestria
>You are Anonymous
>And you are sitting on an ice pack, thumbing through a medical dictionary
>AJ wasn't exactly gentle during the Father's Day celebrations, and you haven't been walking right since
>Though that's not why you're looking in the med book today
Lethargy...depression...loss of appetite and yellowish eyes. God dammit.
>Yup
>You've Hepatitis C
>Maybe. You're not a fucking doctor
>That being said, you should probably go see one though
>Gently easing off your bruised bum, you turn off the computer and head to the door
>You grab the handle and pull open the door to see Rainbow Dash on your porch
>"Hey Anon, how's it hanging?"
>You shrug and cough
Not too well. I think I caught a bug from AJ when she was r ...
>Your hand drifts unconsciously towards your tender rump
...oughhousing with me a while back. Hepatitis, I think. Could be contagious.
>You pretend to cough violently
>Rainbow Dash is staring a hole through you
I was just on my way to the doctor, actually.
>It's unsettling, to say the least
So uh, could you maybe mo-
>"Hey Anon, do you know what day it is today?"
Saturday?
>"N-duh, of course it's Saturday. But did you also know it's World Hepatitis Day?"
Really? Huh, talk about a coi_HRK!
>The wind is forced out of your chest as Rainbow tackles you to the floor
>The blast of air from her wings closes your door at the same time your back hits the ground
>As she begins fumbling with your belt, you wheeze out a pathetic
Why?
>She stops for a moment and looks at you, then shrugs
>"Bug-catching is my fetish. You have no one to blame here but your own weak immune system, Anon."
>You quietly sob as you feel the open air on your legs
>Fucking World Health Organization
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Flutterrape
9/03/18
Brace yourself my dear

>Monday in Equestria
>You shuffle to Twilight's castle, feeling absolutely miserable
>These past few months have been hell after hell after hell
>But maybe, just maybe, Twilight will help you out

>"I'm sorry Anon, but that's absolutely absurd!"
>So much for that
And what's so absurd about it?!
>"This delusion you have that my-OUR friends are committing holiday-themed sexual assaults on you!"
>You cough and crouch down
Quiet! Rarity could be here at any moment!
>Twilight rolls her eyes at you
>"Oh yes, I'm certain she's just fashionably late for...what did you say it was? National Toasted Marshmallow Day?"
It's the only other one that makes sense! Fashion Day was back in April!
>Twilight sighs and rests a hoof on your shoulder.
>"Anon, neither of those are real holidays. When's the last time you slept?"
>The pure concern in her gaze calms you down slightly
Last Thursday, I think. 
>Her horn glows a slight purple
>"I'm going to send you home to bed, okay Anon?"
>You sigh
Yes. I need all the energy I can to fight her off.
>She smiles slightly
>"Okay, Mr. Paranoid."
>With a pop and a crackle, you're snapped back to your bedroom
>Shoes get kicked under the desk, and your sweats go straight to the floor
>You sit down on the edge of the bed, your body tired and begging for sleep
>You put your hands to the mattress to readjust and lay down, but you can't pull yourself off the bed
>Your hands aren't coming off either
>And that's when the smell hits you
Toasted marshmallows....
>"Sorry I'm late Darling, but you would not BELIEVE how long it takes to get one's hair ready when you turn yourself into sticky candy."
>You try to scream, but a marshmallowy tentacle fills your mouth before any sound can come out
>Fuck these made-up holidays
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Literal Shit
10/27/18
I dun know anymore

>"Anonymous."
Yes, Tirek?
>"This is a penis. Your penis."
Uh...
>Quick! Have to think up an excuse!
>Not every day a demonic goatman agrees to go down on you, after all.
Humans actually don't have penises, Tirek. Just think of how weird it looks compared to your penis. It's a horn, bro.
>Tirek squints and shrugs, and opens his mouth, moving southward again.
Ohh yeah..
>You feel his breath on your turgid member.
>"Are you trying to trick me, Anonymous? This 'horn' of yours smells quite a lot like a penis."
>Goddamnit
That's just...a smell it gets. You know how rank things get when it's all sweat and no airflow.
>You feel a claw poke at your scrotum
>"And I assume these aren't testicles?"
N-no! Of course not! Those are my urine balls. Pee is stored there, you know.
>Tirek stares daggers into the depths of your soul
>Your collar is sopping with nervous sweat.
>"Of course. I apologize, human anatomy is strange to me."
>You pat Tirek on the head, then draw your hand along his cheek.
Don't apologize. Just make sure to massage my balls. That helps the magic come out faster.
>Today was a good day.
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Flutterrape 
10/31/18

So, you've been to school
For a year or two
And you know you've seen it all
In daddy's car
Thinking you'll go far
Back east your type don't crawl

>Starlight Glimmer chuckled as she reclined in the cool darkness of the basement in The Castle of Friendship
>With her magic she produced a flame, and with the flame she lit a small candle, positioning by her front left hoof so that she had a light to read by
>Pinned to the wall in front of her, hidden from the prying eyes of Princess Twilight, was a small ream of paper
>It was spiral bound with a thin metal coil, and each page was decorated on one side with a gridwork, and a thematic picture on the obverse
>A calendar, as could be determined by anyone who happened to lay eyes upon it
>She cooed as she turned the pages, savoring the crisp sound of the laminated sheets as they were flipped from one stack into another, stopping when she had reached the current month: October
>Her horn glowed anew, and from the glow she produced a quill and small bottle of rich black ink
>She inked her quill, tapping it thrice on the lip of the bottle as she had been taught by her father to remove any excess of ink, and wrote two words, a pony's name, in the box at the end of the month
>"And for Twilight Sparkle, International Magic Day."  Starlight shuddered slightly as she penned the last letter, drawing the quill to her snout and licking the remaining ink from its surface
>It tasted bitter and dark, reminiscences of a time when a cruel princess with a yet crueler book had made the mistake of creating a creature that could rival her power
>But that was long ago
>She blew gently on the ink to hasten its drying, and smiled as she slowly closed the calendar again, page by page
>Her horn glowed for a third time, and the quill and ink returned from whence they had been called
>Leaning towards her candle, she spoke three words
>"Happy Halloween, Anonymous."
>And with a gentle breath, she snuffed out the flame
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Flutterrape
01/28/20

I don't know what to class this as. A diary, maybe. Don't worry about it.

>Sit
>Chair creaks
>Open bottle
>The tin bottle cap clatters on the floor
>Sip
>A familiar burn in your throat
>You are Anon
>For the last year, you gave up on resisting Fluttershy's advances
>Sip
>Started dating her, buying chocolates, getting dinner, consensual rape
>All the good sappy shit couples do
>She was pretty unlucky with stallions before you
>Not like you were a hit with the ladies yourself
>A mutually beneficial relationship
>Sip
>You haven't seen her for about a month now though
>Really, this should be a good thing
>Not like you enjoyed her company much before you started going out
>Really, you couldn't have cared less if she lived or died
>You only started dating her in the hopes she would mellow out
>Strictly just to keep her bizarre displays of affection from startling the neighbors
>Just to keep the both of you from being alone all the time
>And she drained your savings down to nothing
>So why does it hurt?
>...
>...
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>Bottle's empty
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