Originally Published April 13th, 2018

>Sitting down at the computer, you click the little duck icon on your dashboard to connect to the internet
>Headlines flash before your eyes, and you click through them as you sip your coffee, looking for an interesting read before you waste the day shitposting
>Mayor Mare budget scandal? Nah.
>Zebra on The Edge destroys the box office? Eh.
>4Chaff experiencing technical difficulties? N-
What?
>You enter the the site name in the url bar and hit enter
>Same old 4Chaff
Probably just some idiot who forgot how to solve captcha, you think to yourself
>For some reason, ponies were god-awful at it
>You head over to /his/, ready to start your routine of spreading a mix of truth and outlandish lies about human society while avatarfagging as Princess Celestia
>But when you try to enter a post, your fear is realized
>CONNECTION ERROR
NO! NO!
>What the fuck are you supposed to do now!?
>knock-knock-knock
What now?
>You get up and head to the door
>Standing on your porch is Applejack, a mess of wires peeking out from under her stetson
>"Well howdy Anon! I heard that website you spend all your time on is having issues, so Ah came to check on ya!"
>You flick the wires on her hat
Did you break my website?
>"PFFTNO", she wheezes as her eyes dart from side to side
>"Ah just figured I'd ask if you'd like getting some fresh air in yer lungs by helping me out on the farm. Ya know; bucking trees, cleaning the barn, ruttin' me in the barn, or even painting the house. Instead of wastin' away in front of that screen."
Pfft.
>You pull her hat down over her eyes
No.
>Shutting the door, you head to your chair and press F5
>You press it again a few minutes later
>God, you're bored
>You press F5 again
>Fucking Applejack