>It's been 4 years since I married Obsidian and we have quite a few foals now.
>You'd be surprised at just how many fetishes can a couple have.
>Last week we convinced the Royal Wizard to pop up a special spell scroll for us. You know how Luna can link dreams together?
>We linked our dreams and fell asleep. Time flows different while asleep, so one or two minutes awake could mean ages while dreaming.
>It quickly became our biggest kink. To do it while asleep. I've stolen a few glances of Luna somewhere in the horizon more than once.
>I'm not really sure if she's coming here on purpose or if she just keeps stumbling into our wet dream.
>But I'm not here to tell you about those dreams, those are for another day.
>I had woken up and was very groggy.
>Between the real life intimacy, the dream intimacy, teaching and playing with the foals I've been spent lately.
>That's why I didn't notice.
>Obsidian was not around today. Just when I was about to call out for him I saw a note on the end table.
>"I woke up early today and took the kids to preschool. Hope you had a good rest, see you tonight. PS: Did you notice?"
>Notice what?
>Perhaps he made me breakfast?
>I was about to go to the kitchen when I felt a twinge on my nethers, as if being licked.
>I freaked out. I was alone! What was going on?
>The licking continued and I could feel my legs tremble.
>I turned around and noticed.
>My butt was gone. My Celestia- damned butt was gone!
>That bastard took my butt!
>I flipped the note he left me around and saw a small line of text.
>"Consider it revenge for that one time 4 years ago."
>Oh no...
>I could not call in sick, today was testing day. 
>He planned it in advance, didn't he?
>I couldn't go out like this. Everyone would notice and I could never live it down.
>The licking continued as I looked for a dress or some pants to wear. Anything other than being exposed as buttless.
>Swirls and swirls around my joy button made the search incredibly hard.
>I eventually found some old pants I used to wear back then, quickly donned them on and rushed out the house.
>By this point the licking had stopped, but would it remain like that?
>Once I arrived at the school I quickly made my way to the classroom, no time for socialization today.
>I "sat" down on the teachers chair and the test began, not a sound could be heard in the room.
>I relaxed and watched over the foals when a sharp sensation pierced my lower lips.
>D-Did he just-
>Oh Celestia...