Sun is shinin', guess who's flyin'
Out 'cause I want that human right in
My snatch, the plan will hatch
I'm fishin' for an Anonymous catch
Gotta get my mouth on that monkey dick
Tryin' to find what his fetish is
He's playin' hard to get, but I'll bet
That with the right scheme his mind will set
On me, the freak with the yellow wings
And then we'll do all the sexy things

Is persistence your fetish, Anon?

Socks on hooves, I'm on the move
Without sound try to clip clop through
Lights are darkened, senses sharpened
Eyes on target, good so far then
Circle 'round, try to take him down
Just kidding, that cutout is cardboard brown
Suddenly lights shining through the window
It was a set-up; soon I'll be free no
More, now there's pigs in my wake
Fluttershy, she just can’t catch a break

Are socks your fetish, Anon?

What a day, I'm on probation
Got this collar, neck abrasion
Awful nice with a band made for me
But it's not enough to withstand this raging horny
Break 'em off, now it's Sugarcube Corner
Want something that is made to order
Got some flan with the goodies on it.
My backup plan if he doesn't want it
I got that chloro cloth, full stop
If not for his crazy skills with that mop

Are mops your fetish, Anon?

Pop around the corner, then it dawns on her
The mop is out and it's heading for her
Found me out, and I'm feelin' sorta
La la la la, la la la la

Is rap your fetish, Anon?