>chilling on the couch with dragoness gf
>Netflix and chill but not a euphemism for sex
>...yet
>Eris slinks in
>hold your scaly beauty a bit tighter
>just in case
>Eris scrunches up her long, noodly body
>and pounces
>nabs the hand holding the remote
>luckily, your gf catches it with her tail
>expertly tosses it to her hand
>meanwhile, Eris stares at your captured arm
>"Ahhh..."
>gently chomps down
>"Nyom nyom nyom nyom nyom..~"
>her sharp snaggletooth misses your skin, thankfully
>the dragoness gloating about choosing the next show gives you enough scars already
>but what lovely scars those are
>return to watching the screen
>one arm around your sexy girlfriend
>the other being gently nibbled at by...
>...well, whatever Eris's relationship is to you
>take advantage of a nice, violent fight onscreen to sneak a quick peck on the distracted lady's cheek
>Eris progresses slowly up your arm
>dragon gf startles, then blushes
>then returns the affection with a quick lick to your own cheek
>a thin trail of smoke trailing from her nose a clear sign of things to come:
>payback in the bedroom later
>you can't wait
>lean in for another kiss
>interrupted by a loud belch from the chaos noodle
>your now-wet wristwatch bounces off the couch cushions
>did she eat that off of you?
>glance at your-
>your lack of a wrist
>shriek and leap away
>what the FUCK did she do to your arm?!
>you can still feel it
>your hand is still there
>moves as normal
>your other hand passes through where your arm should be
>Eris grins and prepares to pounce again
>"Lemme at that other arm for the complete set!"
>there's a brief pause
>your girlfriend tackles her
>can't even pay attention to the fight
>even with Eris turning it into a sexy oil wrestling match
>too busy freaking out over the arm
>...
>later
>a charred and well-bitten Eris snaps her paw to give your arm back
>dragoness scoops you into her arms
>carries you towards your room
>"Time to enjoy my prize for a well-fought battle~"