>Be me, Anon.
>Currently drinking a cold apple cider, while just staring out the window.
>Not much else to do here in pastel pony land. 
>Alright, it's not so bad..
>The views good at least...
>......
>..I also don't have to deal with Twilight's bullshit right now, and that's always a plus.
>I've been here for like six months, and every damn day, I have to see this mare. True, she's letting me live with her, but that's besides the point.
>She's fucking CRAZY. The bitch is absolutely unstable, and I seriously worry for her well being at times. 
>She's always telling me I can't leave the library unsupervised, and that I'll cause an incident or hurt somepony.
>She's always watching me, too. She can't even leave me alone for five fucking minutes, even when I'm in the bathroom..
>...
>She's right behind me, isn't she?
>"H-Hi Anon..!"
>This bitch, I swear..
"What is it, Twiggles? Wan't me to go to Hayburger with you again?"
>"U-Uh.."
*sigh* "What, ya want me to carry you or something?"
>"YES, I-I mean NO! I want you to meet somepony today.. H-He's my brother.."
>Oh no. There's two of them.
"Uhm, you sure about this, Twi? I thought you said I couldn't be around other ponies due to how ugly I am, and that I'd probably offend them somehow?"
>"...you're not ugly..."
>Damnit, I hate it when she mumbles.
"What?"
>"I-I said it's true! You're really UGLY!
"Well obviously, but that's besides the point right now. You really want me to meet your brother?"
>"Y-Yes! You two could become good f-friends! But he also wanted to check up on m-me, so I don't really have a choice.."
"Uh, okay I gue-"
>"G-Great! He'll be here any minute now, so behave!"
>She then practically sprinted away, slamming the door on her way out.
>Well, that was a bit of a surprise. 
>..aaand my cider's warm. Perfect.
>No point in staying up here anymore. I guess I'll go downstairs.

>My walk down the stairs was rather uneventful, considering I'm now used to the sound of those shitty steps barely supporting my weight. 
>So, here I am now, sitting on this way-too-small couch. At least it's comfortable.
>Better enjoy it while it lasts.
*knock* *knock*
>Oh God, here we fuckin' go..
>"I-I'm coming! Just wait one moment!"
>And here she comes, nearly falling on her fatass while trying to get the door.
>It's honestly kind of cute.
>"H-Hello, Shining! Welcome to my humble abode, haha!"
>Man, she's really straining here.
>"Hey, Twi. It's.. uh, nice to see you, too."
>So that's what he looks like. Huh. I thought he'd be more purple.
>"Y-Yeah, it's nice to see you again, too! Please, c-come in~..!"
>Oh God what is she doing. 
>The poor guy looks so uncomfortable..
>"Um, uh, okay sis.."
>He then steps through the door, and heads right towards the front room. He's probably looking for the couch.
>The one I'm currently sitting in..
>Twilight trys to get in front of him, probably in an attempt to hide my existence, but it's too late. 
>He notices me almost immediately.
>"So, I guess you're the monkey man that my sister summoned. I've heard very little of you, but I must say, you're taller than I expected. It's nice to finally meet you, Anon."
>Wow, he's nothing like his sister. 
>And there's a lot to unpack here, but I'll just keep it simple I guess..
"Hello, uh.. Shining. It's a pleasure to meet you as well. Honestly, I didn't even know you existed ten minutes ago. Oh, and please forgive me if I accidentally offend you in anyway shape or form. I've heard I'm not good with introductions, and that I'm quite ugly."
>"..."
>Damnit, now he's just standing there staring at me.
>Well shit, I gave it a shot. What more does he fucking want from me?
>I quickly shoot a glance towards Twilight, hoping to at least see her reaction to all this, but her face is currently covered completely by a large book. 
>Then, finally, the stallion speaks.
>"Hey Twilight, I'm sure you don't mind if Anon and I talk alone for a little while, right?"
>"W-Well actually I do mi-"
>"Good. We'll only be a few minutes."
>He starts walking upstairs, ushering me to follow him with the wave of his hoove. I don't really have much of a choice in the matter, so I follow him upstairs as well.
>Now, did I say I hate these stairs? Well, I do. 
>Fucking unstable shits..
>This little pony is making it look so damn easy. 
>It's infuriating, I tell you what.
>Eventually we reach the top of the stairs, and I'm already dreading whatever this conversation might entail.
>Shinings been very quit the past few minutes, and I'm starting to get a bit anxious.
>After sitting in silence for a few more moments, Shining finally decides to speak.
>He looks pissed.
>"Alright Anon, no more damn games. You know why I'm here."
>Huh?
"Huh? What the fuck are you on about?"
>He slams his hoove onto the floor, giving you his most intense glare.
>"Don't you dare mess with me! You know what you need to do, you know why I'm here!"
>Who the hell does this little pony think he is!? 
>And what the fuck does he mean by 'you know what you need to do'!?
"What in the hell are you talking about, you little motherfucker!? I don't even know you!"
>He holds the glare for a few seconds longer, but eventually his head falls downward, and he exhales loudly.
>"I'm.. I'm sorry, Anon. I-I don't know what came over me.."
>Oh God, he's just fucking like her.
>I'm surrounded by bipolar ponies.
>"I.. I thought you knew why.. ugh, it's just been so damn hard, and it's only gotten worse lately.."
"What are you talking about..?"
>"I.. I came here to ask something of you. And I NEED you to do it, understand? The fate of my family, no, my BLOODLINE is in your.. uh, whatever those are?"
"Hands. They're called hands."
>"O-Oh, right.. Well, like I was saying, I really need you to do this, Anon."
"Okay, sure, whatever. Just say it already, Shining."
>...
>"Anon, I need you to fug my sister."