Quickie Vignettes by DCFTEF 
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(01/04/2020)

https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/35068954/#q35156685

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1
You are Anon, pony dad.
Married to your background pony waifu
Three foals you love
Living your happy background pony lives as the events of the show progress

Nice summer evening
Sitting on the front porch swing, reading
Waifu and two younger kids chasing fireflies
Oldest filly on the other end of the porch swing

She's watching you again
Obviously tense, something on her mind
She has a Daring Do comic book in her lap, but hasn't turned a page in half an hour 
Stares at you sheepishly while she thinks you're not looking

You know why
Filly got in big trouble today
Threw Mom a little too much teenage sass
Got sent to her room
>”You just wait until your father gets home!”
You hate being the bad guy
Rather be Fun Dad; kids all happy when you get home
It hurts when your little filly is already crying and afraid of you when you get home
But you don't tolerate that kind of disrespect to Mom
Filly got a spanking just like she feared
A Daddy doesn't need any more than his hoof to tan a 13 year old behind

Now she keeps looking at you 
Out of the corner of her eye
Finally, you say
>”You okay over there, honey? Light's better for reading over here.”
A look of joy and relief wash over her face
She doesn't just scoot over into your light, she practically leaps into your lap
It's the moment when she truly feels forgiven
You never would have withheld for a moment if she asked
But she had to be ready, in her own time
In her heart, filly knows;
>Getting a spanking sucks, but at least if you're still young enough to get spanked you aren't too old for a cuddle with Dad afterward.

2
Your youngest craves cookies
Mommy has already said no twice
>”Dinner is soon”
She gives in to the temptation
Raids the cookie jar
>Oh no!
She accidentally ate the last one!
Stealing one from a full jar might not be noticed
But taking the last one sure will be!
Big brother and sister are both out with friends
The list of suspects will be short

Wait...
Daddy is sleeping on the couch
Daddy is allowed to take a cookie when he wants
What if Daddy ate the last cookie?
Little filly scoops up cookie crumbs from the bottom of the jar
Sprinkles them in Daddy's beard
Everything will be okay
Mommy will see the crumbs and think Daddy ate the last cookie
No pony will be mad
Still time to play before dinner

Power ponies dolls are cool
Your big brother calls them 'ACTION FIGURES'
But they are his dollies.
You miss him not being here to play with you
But that means you can raid his toybox while he's gone
Little sister WIN

Uh-ho
You hear Mommy's voice and she's angry
Not at you, thank goodness
She's angry at Daddy!
>”You ate the last cookie, Daddy, stop telling lies!”
>”But I really didn't!”
OH NO!
You didn't think Daddy could get in trouble!
This is all your fault!

>”No, Mommy, Mommy, don't yell at Daddy, I ate the last cookie!”
But Mommy doesn't believe you
>”You're just trying to protect him.
>”Tell the truth, Daddy, did you eat the last cookie?”
>”No, Mommy, I really didn't.”
She points at his chin
>”Then how did you get crumbs in your beard?”
This is terrible!
You didn't think your plan was this brilliant.
>”So you ate the last cookie and now you are lying to me?”
Mom turns to her filly
>”Darling, bring me my big hairbrush.
>”The one I use to spank your older brother and sister when they're very, very bad.
>”Daddy needs a spanking for lying.”
This is awful!
Filly has never been spanked with the hairbrush
She's terrified of it
But now Daddy is going to get an awful spanking because of something SHE DID.
With trembling hooves, filly brings Mommy the super scary hairbrush
>”Mommy, please, you can't spank Daddy, I sprinkled the crumbs in his beard and I ate the last cookie spank me instead of him even if you hafta use the hairbrush I'M SOOOORRRRRRYYYYY!”
Filly plops down on the floor, bawling, emotionally exhausted
Both Mommy and Daddy scoop her up into a family hug
>”Calm down, we were just playing a joke so you would tell the truth yourself, sweetie. Mommy isn't going to really spank Daddy.”
It takes her a long time to stop crying

Later, she and Mommy have a long talk about everything she did and why it was wrong. There's no need for a spanking this time. Filly has learned her lesson.

3
Your middle foal, your only colt, got sent home from school
Got into a playground fight
Suspended for 3 days
That's bad enough
The fact that he sucker-punched the other colt disappoints you
Gotta have a serious talk with that young stallion

Usually when one of the kids is in trouble you start with the lecture
Hear their side of things. Make sure they understand why they're being punished
This calls for something a little different
Son sits waiting in his room
He knows he's in deep manure
Walk in and immediately command;
>”Bend over, mister.”
He's puzzled
Usually there's a lot of talking first
>”I said NOW, bend over the side of the bed.”
Teary eyed and surprised, your colt starts to move
The instant you have a clear shot at his rear-end...
>[*WHACK*]
He rolls out of the way, squealing and clutching his rump
It wasn't any harder than any of the other spanks he's gonna get today
The surprise is what got him.
He's crying instantly from the sting
>”Owww, Dad! That wasn't fair! I wasn't ready!”
You nod and look at him gravely
>”That's a sucker punch, young stallion, how do you like it?”

You have a good, long talk about fair play and how to be an honorable stallion
How you use your words first
Conflict sometimes happens, but avoid violence
If you must fight, use the lowest amount of force you can, and try to fight fairly, even if your opponent won't.
Your colt seems to take this heart-to-heart seriously, accepting your guidance, father to son, stallion to stallion.
You wish it could end there.
But 3 days suspended from school can't just be brushed off
There's got to be a spankin' or Mom will raise Tartarus.
Your son whimpers a little but he holds his chin high.
He tries his best to take it like a stallion.

END

4 
>”Mommy isn't going to really spank Daddy.”
Daddy gives Mommy a sneaky look when she says that
Maybe Daddy needs a spanking after all

It's difficult to get kinky with all the foals in the house
You have to make arrangements to get rid of them for a weekend
Between you and your wife you do it.

>”Kids, can you come in here?”
You call the 3 foals into the living room
They come nervously
All of them did something bad this week
Will this be some elaborate 'family punishment' planned by Mom & Dad?
They're way off base...

>“We've made some surprise arrangements for each of you this weekend.”
They cringe, expecting community service or something for their crimes
You address your 13 year old filly first
>”We have a train ticket to Manehattan here
>”Your Aunt & Uncle will pick you up at the station so you and your cousin can see the newest Daring Do movie in a big-city theater.”
Her eyes grow huge at the unexpected good fortune
>”Premier weekend? Ohmygosh, for real?”
Yeah, for real
Next your 11 year old colt
>”We've signed you and your best friend up for the Royal Guards' Adventure Camp this weekend.”
He almost explodes with excitement
>”We get to camp out and train with the real Royal Guards? Cool!”
And your 7 year old filly;
>”And you get to go on a 2-day sleepover at your friend's Pound & Pumpkin's house”
She gasps
>”A whole two days at Sugar Cube Corner?”
The filly swoons, and has to be caught by her brother 
He asks, sheepishly;
>”Thank you so much...but why?
>”We all did something bad this week.”
They all look guilty and humble
You speak kindly to them
>”Yes, and you all learned your lessons from what happened I hope.”
They all nod emphatically.
>”Then there's no reason something good can't follow.”

They all excitedly thank Mom & Dad, but suddenly your oldest figures out what's really going on...
>”Wait a minute...you just want us out of the house so you can...eewwwwwwww!”
Your wife puts up her hoof and stops her
>”If you're old enough to figure it out you're old enough to spare your brother and sister.”
She's a good filly, she stops
But the younger ones are curious
>”What's she talking about?”

Mommy answers this one;
>”Well, Daddy and I are going to have our own sleepover party.”
You can't resist;
>”We might even invite some other adults over for our sleepover...”
At this point you're just fucking with your oldest
It works; her face is twisted into a grimace of horrified disgust
Pupils shrunken to terrified dots
>Not only do Mom & Dad still get freaky...they might be swingers!
>Eeewwwwwww....
Mommy casts a chiding but sexy glance your way
You're a bad Daddy for teasing her at a sexually impressionable age
Daddy might need a spanking after all.

END

5
You get home from work
Pony wife already home, sitting at the dining room table
She's wearing a tin toy crown
>”What's that all about, your Majesty?”
She points at the crude crayon lettering
>”I'm the World's Greatest Spanker.”
Okay, you gotta hear this story

Your youngest filly was a real brat today
Mommy had a lot of errands to complete
No foalsitter available
>”Alright, we have a lot to do today so you have to be good or it will take even longer.”
You can guess how that went
At the bank, at the Carousel Boutique, at the market
Filly complained, dragged her hooves, begged for things she knew she wasn't allowed to have
Basically she made everything into a struggle
Mommy tried reasoning with her, bargaining, even bribes for good behavior
Finally...
>”Young filly, if you don't shape up this instant you'll be getting a spanking.”
That worked for a little while
But soon it was right back to the bratty attitude
>”This is your last warning, missy. Do you WANT your bottom spanked?”
She says she doesn't, and behavior improves temporarily

You readers probably don't need all these details
But this is your wife talking...you better just listen & nod & agree
>”I see...that's interesting...she said that?...well I can certainly understand that...”
Yeah, those generic phrases work whether she's complaining about the kids, or the Mayor or some bitch at work.
Back to what she's saying...

So your 7 year old filly wanders off in the market
Takes Mommy a half-hour to find her
>”Alright, that's the last straw.”
So they went home
They went upstairs
They went to her bedroom
They went over to her bed
And your filly went over Mommy's lap

After a sound hoof spanking she was left in time-out for the rest of the afternoon
>”And you can explain your behavior to Daddy when he gets home too.”

Filly thought that meant another spanking
It didn't, by the way, that was never you or your wife's intention
But it launched your filly into a desperate art project
One she hoped would save her already sore heinie.

About an hour later...
>” M-Mommy?”
>”Aren't you supposed to be in your room?”
>”Y-you gave me a really good spankin' earlier.”
>”Yes, and I gave you a time-out too, remember?”
>”But...I think you're prob'ly the best spanker in the whole whole world.”
Where's she going with this?
She presents Mommy with the crown
>”And Mommy, your spankin' was so good I don't even need another one from Daddy.”
>”You're the best-bestest spanker in the whole universe!”

Gotta admit, you're laughing your rump off already
Your wife is laughing too much to continue the story, but you get the idea.
She wears the tin crown all afternoon into the evening
Even at dinner
Your youngest giggles and just feels lucky Daddy didn't spank her too
Your middle colt thinks it's funny
Your teenage filly just rolls her eyes
>”You are so weird, Mom.”
Any time there's a disagreement at the table or a joke made at her expense Mom taps the crown and reminds everyone;
>”World's Greatest Spanker.”
Actually it says Greetist but she spelled the other two words right 

After dinner your teen filly has a friend over to work on a school project
Mom never takes the crown off
>”OMG, MOM! Seriously? You are so embarrassing!”
You and your wife both have an unhealthy obsession with embarrassing your oldest offspring.
Her friend thinks it's funny.
She even stays after the homework is done and plays a board game with your family
The “World's Greetist Spanker” wins

But Mommy only keeps the joke up for one night.
Next morning the crown goes on her bedroom shelf, a cute souvenir to embarrass your youngest with when she's a teenager
Mommy knows how long to keep up a joke
That's one of the reasons you love her.

END