Spank the Anon v1 by Anon 
(none / none)
unf, started an entire general that got kicked off of 4chan

(11/08/2015)

https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/24240285/#q24249175

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(unfinished version, from this thread https://boards.4chan.org/mlp/thread/24240285)

>You are Anon.
>Well, you were Anon up until a few minutes ago.
>Now you are a little filly thanks to book horse.
>And on top of that, she made you go to a tea party.
>You fucking hate tea.
>Now you were being dragged through town listening to these kids prattle on about nothing.
>Normally you wouldn’t mind them, but that was before you were stuck being a little kid like them.
>You had better things to be doing right now.
>Like being home…
>Drinking…
>So what it’s 10:30 in the morning?
>Who the fuck are you to judge?
>”So, what’s yer name?”
“What?”
>”Apple Bloom, that’s rude. Rarity says you should always introduce yourselves first, that’s proper manners. I’m Sweetie Belle, this is Apple Bloom and that is Scootaloo.”
>The three girls smile and wave at you.
“I’m An-“
>Shit!
>You can’t tell them your real name.
>One of the last things you need is for them to know you’re Anon.
>Then they’ll tell their sisters and then you’re labeled as a pervert.
“I’m…”
>Think of something genius.
>You look down at your hoof and see the green fur.
“Green…”
>Shit, what goes with green?
“Hornet?”
>Goddamn stupid movie, why’d you have to think of that?
>”Green Hornet?”
>The girls look at each other then back to you.
>”Cool!”
>They all say together.
>Good thing they’re stupid.
>Before you know it you’re at Sweet Apple Acers.
>”So we’ll be having our tea party over by the club house.”
>”Then we can all try to get our cutie marks together. Won’t that be fun?”
“Oh yeah, sounds fucking amazing to me.”
>They all stop walking and stare at you.
>”What did you say?”
>Apple Bloom asks.
“I said it sounds fucking amazing.”
>”I ain’t never heard that sayin’ before. What’s it mean?”
>You roll your eyes.
“It means, it’s the greatest thing ever.”
>You say sarcastically.
>”That’s… that’s fuckin’ amazin’!”
>Apple Bloom shouts.
>”Yeah, I can’t wait to tell Rarity about it. It’ll be fucking amazing!”
>Sweetie Belle chimes.
>”I wish I had a family to tell.”
>Scootaloo sighs dejectedly.
>You all continue to the clubhouse and see Applejack working in the field.
>”Hey girls! Oh looks like you have a new friend, haven’t seen you round here before.”
>Apple horse greets.
>”She’s a friend of Twilight’s.”
>Sweetie states.
>”Yeah, we’re going to have a tea party.”
>Scoots adds.
>”That right? Well maybe I’ll stop by later after I’m done with mah chores and give you girls some apple treats for the party.”
>”That’d be fuckin’ amazin’! Thanks sis!”
>Apple hick stops cold in her tracks.
>”What’d you just say?”
>”Ah said that’d be fuckin’ amazin’!”
>Oh shit… looks like you’re about to get ratted out.
>pokerface.jpg
>”Where’d y’all hear that from?” 
>”From Green Hornet here.”
>Sweetie says pointing at you.
>”That true sugar cube?”
“Uh, yeah…”
>”Now girls, Ah want y’all to know that what you just said is a bad word.”
>”You mean ‘Amazing’?”
>Sweetie asks.
>You roll your eyes.
>Poor stupid Sweetie Belle.
“She means ‘Fucking’.”
>Apple Horse’s eyes widen again.
>”Yes, that! Landsakes, do you know that’s a bad word.”
“Yeah, and?”
>Her mouth gapes open in shock.
>”AND, y’all shouldn’t be saying it.”
“Aw, shucks.”
>You mock kick the dirt.
“Well then ‘Ah’ recon I have to find something new to say since it’s a ‘bad’ word. Would ‘y’all’ mind if I say some things and you can tell me if they’re bad or not?”
>You say clearly mocking her but since you’re a little filly now, you might just be able to get away with it.
>She eyes you up a little wary but lets it slide before answering.
>”Well… okay sugarcube. So long as it isn’t the ‘F’ word.”
>You grin.
“That’s okay, I can think of at least 6 other ones I can use. How about shit, piss, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. Any of those sound like good options?”
>She has a look on her face like someone just told her apples were put on the endangered species list.
“Oh wait, motherfucker has the ‘F’ word in it so I guess I can’t say that.”
>You say putting a hoof onto your forehead a ’la Rarity.
>”Good gravy girl! Where in Equestria did you hear that filth?”
“Twilight Sparkle.”
>You say without breaking a sweat.
>Fuck her.
>”Ah clearly doubt that, and I’ll have you know that sort of language is not welcome here. Especially around the other girls.”
“Not welcome? And what’ll happen if I keep saying stuff like that?”
>You can see she’s getting frustrated now.
>”If’n you keep up with that kinda talk, y’all’ll get a paddlin’.”
>The other girls gasp.
“Yeah right.”
>”Try me.”
>She looks squarely at you, her face is dead serious.
>Alright, looks like this is a battle of wills.
>Part of you thinks you should quit while you’re ahead.
>Probably be for the best anyway.
>Not like you have anything to prove here anyway.
“Whatever. Come on girls, let’s get out of here.”
>You turn and start to walk away.
>”That’s what Ah thought. Now you go and have fun at your tea party little filly and keep that mouth of yours clean like a good girl.”
>You stop walking after hearing her.
>What the fuck did she just say to you?
>Normally you wouldn’t care, but goddamn she is just pushing your fucking buttons right now.
>You turn your head and see a smug look on her face.
“Eat a dick.”
>Without even thinking you respond to her quip.
>You start to walk away again but don’t get very far as a hoof steps on your tail preventing your advance.
>You turn your head and see Applejack looking down at you.
>”Apple Bloom… get ma paddle.”