>A couple of hours later, you are the most aceptable NPC around >You bathed, shaved, and found proper clothes that fit: a shirt with jeans and a pair of sneakers >You drive to Twilight's home, and hope Shining isn't there >Or at least, he left the anger behind >You pull up in front, and knock at the door. A "coming" sound comes from inside >Moments later, Twilight's mom opens the door >"Yes?" "Good afternoon ma'am. I am Anonymous, a friend of Twilight. Is she at home?" >"Sure, come in" >She lets you in >"Why don't you take a seat? I'll go get her" "Thanks" >You sit on a sofa, and see Twily mom go upstairs >A few moments later, she comes down >"She is at her room, and she told me you are welcome to see her. Just knock before enter, she must be investigating something" "Perfect. Which door?" >"Is easy: is the one at the end of the corridor, to the left" "Got it. Thanks" >You go upstairs, turn left, and go to the door at the end *knock-knock* "Twilight? Is me, Anonymous. We need to talk" >The door only unlocks, and a "come in" comes from inside >Well, this is it >You go inside her room. Is barely lit "Twilight, are you there?" >For some reason, now there isn't any answer. But there is a funny smell >You check the door's surroundings, looking for a light switch >You found one with ease, and flip it >The room was bizarre: there is tomato and mayonaise sauce everywhere, a mute video where a girl is getting gangbanged is playing on her laptop, and Spike is humping an onnahole >All this happens as Twilight is under dildos and burguers "What the-?!" >"Anon..." "...!" >"Join me..." "I see you are busy. I'll check on you later" >You leave Twilight's room shocked, and go downstairs. What the fuck was that?! >"What are you doing here?" "Uh?" >Is Shining Armor! "Ehh, Hi man" >"I repeat: What are YOU doing HERE?" "Oh, well... I was visiting your sister. She told me she could help me be my old self" >"Why would she do that?" "Long story. But she is busy, so I'll check on her after some time. See you around" >"Now hold on a second: how did you get in my house in the first place?" "Your mom: I just told her I was Twilight's friend, and we know she has a very social life" >"Dang it. I must talk with mom about that. Now: what is she doing?" "I don't know how to say this, so I will just say it: she is in the middle of her room, watching porn and surrounded by burguers" >Shining facepalms >"She always does that when she is really tense. It may last hours" >Oh wow, so that happened before? "Well, since I am going to wait for a while, how about we speak for a bit?" >"You look different" "Trust me, I AM different. And I will start by apologizing for what happened a month ago: I shouldn't have acted like a jerk, made your sister cry, and generally ruining the day for everyone" >"Well, apology accepted, but don't think it will happen twice" "Trust me, I know. So, how you been?" >"Fine. Cadance can work with ease the principal job" "Good, good" >"And what about you? Everything is fine?" "Yeah, something like that" >Shining's phone rings, and he answers quickly >"Hello?... There isn't a way you can come up?... Ok, I'll see if I can get someone to join us. Take care, ok?" "Hey, what happened?" >"Mac ringing up. Is harvest season so is kind of hard to him to hang out with me an Flash" "What were you guys supposed to do today?" >"Well, we-" >He looks at you for a moment, and an idea comes to him >"You said you changed? Let's test that. I'm giving you another chance to hang with us, how about it?" "Well, your sis will take her time and I got nothing to do. I'm in" >"No going back now" "Whatever it is, I can take it" ---- >30 minutes later Crowd: "Sing! Sing! Sing!" >You are in a karaoke. It turns out Shining Armor not only is a Brad, he is a huge weaboo. And Flash told him that the karaoke added songs from the game "Yakuza" into the playlist >Your "test" is to sing one of the songs in front of everyone >You can't decide. The fuckers added the songs in japanese, not english! >The crowd doesn't make it easy neither. They are getting more loud [Oh, fuck you guys. I should've stayed clear from both of you] >"You are giving the first steps. Don't turn back now" >You are in a bit of a trance. Did you just heard Chad? >"Kid, the public is waiting. You sing even in the shower; pick a song and show them how it's done" >More confident from that, you look at the playlist "This one should be good" >https://youtu.be/ueTZfpV3ZxY [Yakuza 0 OST - Judgement] >The song roars from the speakers >You are shaking a bit, but you feel you can do this! >The lyrics are flashing on the screen. You put the mic close to your mouth, take a deep breath, and start singing "Reeru kara hazureta..." >The crowd is cheering "... Furyouhin no norainu sa..." >You see Flash and Shining clap "...Da kedo kantan ni wa... teeru wa furanai ze" >As the song keeps going, you feel something in your body changing "YES man ni, narisobireta..." >As the backup singers sound, the public stops cheering, but they keep looking amazed "Waru ni nokosareta, no! to iu na no..." >You feel it, Your Chad is back "... JUSTICE!" >A few moments later "Wow, Breakin’ the law!" F: "Breakin’ the world!" SA: "Kowase!" >The guys came up to stage after the first chorus, and you have been singing together ever since All three: "Kirisake, Tenderness!" "Wow, Breakin’ the rules!" "Roppouzensho ja shibarenai" F and SA: "hanran bunshi sa!" "Furiagero nigirikobushi wo oretachi wa" F and SA: "Sou sa oretachi ga!" All three: "JUDGEMENT!" >You three strike a pose before finishing the song "JUDGEMENT" >The song ends, and the people goes crazy >But for some reason, your Chadness fades away after all this SA: "Wow anon! That was amazing!" F: "Where did you learn to sing like that?" "Ehh, I used to do that back then" >You lie. The only thing you ever made with other Chads was repetitive hand pumps on clubs "Well, who's next?" S: Me! Me! >Shining picks a song: https://youtu.be/zMKGEyAmhkg [Yakuza 0 OST - 24 Hours Cinderella] F: I guess I go next >Flash picks another one: https://youtu.be/PTrbRMr3Bzk [Yakuza Kiwami 2 OST - Is alright if you are happy] >The afternoon passes with song after song after song >When everybody got enough, it was decided to visit Big M >Hey, cool nicks. Maybe you are coming back >Shining parks in front of Sweet Apple Acres. You can smell all the sweet apples ready to collect >In the garden, the red humble giant is picking the latest harvest SA: "Hey Big Mac, everything alright?" BM: "Eeyup" F: "No problems with anything?" BM: "Nope" SA: "Great. Hey, let me present you anon. Remember him?" BM: "Mo' less" >He climbs down from the tree. He is more muscular up close. A bit intimidating to be honest "Heeey, buddy" >Oh, come on. You were cool in the club, you can't be scared now >He gives you his hand, so you take it. He then gives a strong, firm shake BM: "Fancy meetin' ya" >The hard shake really hurt "Ugh. Likewise" SA: "Say, are you close to finish?" BM: "Nope" F: "Oh man, I really missed you in the crusade" >"Crusade"? Must be the board game >Suddenly, an idea pops up "Hey, and how about we help Big Mac with the apples? I bet we can finish today" SA: "Hey, that is a good idea" F: "No problems big fella?" BM: "Nope" "Great. Let's get started!" >Everybody is picking apples right now. The boxes had been pilling up nicely >Quite quickly, you might add. Looks like for some reason Big Mac was doing this alone "Hey Mac, doesn't your sister helps you with this type of stuff?" >"She meets the dealers. Fancy's quite picky with providers" "Huh, that's weird. I though you two had a proper business relationship, seeing your apples in all his stores" >"Well, once a month he checks. AJ takes care of him" >Yeah,"takes care". If what you heard is true, he's getting an "apple" once a month >After a while, everyone carry the boxes to the main shack. Only 6 were left "Don't worry. I'll get them" F: "Are you sure you don't need a hand dude?" "Nah. Is just like 270 pounds. I used to carry that with one hand" >You take all 6, but your lack of exercise has made you more weaker than you though "Hpfft!" >You try to put more strenght from wherever you can find, and slowly rise the boxes F: "Come on anon, you can do it!" SA: "Yeah! Lift those boxes!" BM: "EYUUUPPP!!!" >Again, the Chad sensation overcomes you. You know what you must do! "You... Can't... Beat... My... GAINS!!!" >Before you notice, you launch the cargo and catch it with one arm, not a single apple fallen >The guys just muted. They saw you carry 6 boxes of Sweet Apple Acres apples and leave them perfectly piled up on the truck "Now that was a good workout. Need anything else Mac?" BM: "... Nope" "Cool. Oh, hey Shining! You think your sister is "presentable" now?" SA: "Ummm... Yeah, I think she is" "Nice. Come on guys, let's go home" >Everybody waves goodbye, and Shining takes you to his place >Twilight won't believe this >"... And I turned stronger for a moment. I carried all 6 boxes! I'm coming back Twilight!" >"Uh-hu, yeah" >Twilight is no longer on the floor, watching porn and self indulging herself >But she didn't relax at all. Chad scolded her really badly because she masturbated in decadence "Say, Twilight, why did you do that... "Thing" when I came here? I just can't imagine why you ended up that way" >"I can. You see, after I returned home yesterday, I couldn't find out any catalyst to your Chad cells" >She brings out a complex chart and anotations >"Music, some microwave radiation, some "essence", but nothing happened" >She stores back the plans "And now I just had my Chadness back for a moment out of nowhere? But I just sang karaoke and carried a few boxes" >"I know. I couldn't find out why did you Chad up out from those things" "Well, I still got time. How about I'm your volunteer for today? Maybe two minds will help find out the secret" >Twilight smiles and gives you a lab coat >"Come assistant, we have to investigate! To the lab!" >You expected some secret door or hidden passage to go to the lab >But no, it turns out it was just an outhouse in the yard "Alright. What are the tests?" >"I suppose we are going to start with physical activity. That way, I can collect some sweat and get more precise data" "Ok. Let's begin the tests" >The physical test was a bit hard on the body, but you managed to push through >Twilight got all the sweat she needed, and started to separate it in different tubes >Sadly, no Chad out >The next series of tests were repetitions of your last events >You sang a few songs, lifted some heavy boxes: nothing >"I don't get it. We basically did what you did to Chad out, but there's no reaction" "Don't worry Twilight. We are going to find the last element eventually. Can I come tomorrow so we keep going?" >"Sure. Just let me record these last events" >You have to admit: even if she didn't got what he wanted, she looks like she has high hopes now "You really like this investigation, science stuff, don'cha Twi?" >"Well, after changing so drastically, I've been more curious about DNA changes. Who knows what will happen if you go back to being a Chad" "Whatever it happens, I bet it will be incredible" >"Maybe. *blip* There, go take a shower in the decontamination room. I'm going to stay here for a bit" "Hey Twilight" >"Yes?" "Thanks for helping me out. You didn't had to" >"Like I said: you changed me for the better. It's the least I can do" >You take a small shower in the detox room, leave the lab, and thank everyone in Twilight's place for the hospitality >You return home, more relaxed and positive than usual >You grab the papers, and check the job opportunity section. Looks like they need a mechanic half-time >You circle the ad. You can check it out after going to Twilight's >After finishing your housework, you change your clothes into your pjs, and go to bed >For the first time after so long, you sleep with the feeling of fulfillment