- Writer's Note: FP is Fancy Pants, and FL is Fleur de Lis - >Be Nolan >Everyday is the same. No parents, no activities, no nothing >So, for a change, you invited over your two friends that don't like you only for your money >Norman Normal and Flash Sentry "So, you like the place?" >"Dude, you always stay alone with all this?" >"Man, you are really lucky" "I don't know. It's very big" >"Say, your family won't come for a while?" "They are out of the country most of the time" >"And we won't have any supervision?" "The guards watch the house a couple of yards away, and some just patrol" >"Dude, we should throw a party" "Wha- no! My family would kill me" >"Didn't you said your family is out most of the time?" "Yes..." >"And if we invite the guards too, they won't have to attack or tell your parents" "But I ca-" >"And we can invite Amy. She would love this place" "That would be nice but-" >"If it makes you feel better, we won't invite Scott. He always brings drugs. No drugs, no craziness" "...." >"Come on man. It will be fun" "... Fine, but not drinks" >"Party pooper" "I just don't want to clean up a total mess, and I don't want to present papers" >"Fine, we'll work something out" >"Party in Nolan's manor! woo-hoo!" >You feel you made a big mistake >While you make the place more cozier, you see Brad and Norman talking between them like crazy "Ok guys, what's so funny?" >"Nothing. We are making a party, and we are trying to make the list" >"Fuck that. Let's pick everyone except Scott" "I want to remind you it's my house the place where you two are having this party" >"See? I told you he would say that" >"Fine. Make the list Mr. Private Club" >You take Brad's phone "Shut up. Alright, let's see... this guy and this... nah, she eats everything... has some moves, she can take the music..." >"We don't have all day" "I get it... done. Now you better don't try to rape anyone" >"Nolan, it hurts me you think I'd be so cruel to even have the though of me violating a woman" "Shut up. Everyone knows what you did to Derpy in the Fall Formal" >"That didn't happen!" "Whatever. Call the pizzeria, we need 20 big now" >"Perfect" "Now, Norman, see if AJ can give us some barrels of NON-ALCOHOLIC cider" >"I think she has a couple in her cellar, let me call her" >Well, that should do it for now >Now comes the moment of truth >*Tuuuuu*....*Tuuuuuu* >Answer please >*Tuuuu-* "Hello?" "Hi Amy. It's me, Nolan" >"Hi nol, what's happening?" "Nothing... Wait, no! Actually.... Do you want to come to my place? I'm having a party and I want to invite you" >"Really? That's cool! You never make parties in your house" "You sound just like Norman" >"Hehe, fine, I'll see you in a couple of hours" "Alright, I'll be waiting" >You hang up smiling. It's better you call the guards as well >A while later, the place looks good >The doorbell sounds and you go to open it >"Hello, 20 big pepperoni, extra cheese and extra sausage. That's $220 plus tip" "Got it" >Before you close the door, Amy blocks the way >"Hey! That was rude" "Hey, I barely saw you. Come in" >"Woah... you really left this place amazingly. Maybe I shouldn't call her" "Call who?" >"Hi nollie woolie" >Pinkie "Pinkie Pie, how did you get in?" >"Well, you two were talking so I slipped inside. Also, AJ doesn't have cider, but I bring two barrels full of root beer" "Hmmm.... maybe I can work something with that" >"Oh, you will. And with me, nothing will go wrong" >She gives herself a spin, and bam! She was dressed like a business woman >She reveals a list from her poofy hair "Pinkie, how did you-?" >"No time Mr. North, I have to take care of a party. Let's see: we have lights, soft drinks, and dancing floor. Where are my cakes and my DJ? I NEED BALLONS!!!" >She walks away screaming to an (unnexistent) party crew >"Hehe, that's our Pinkie" "I guess... say, you invited someone else?" >"No, Pinkie just apeared with those barrels and she told me she was going to a party. I didn't knew she was talking about yours" "Well, you said I don't do much parties in my house" >Both share a small laugh "I'll go check the boys. Knowing them, they already ate all the 20 pizzas" >Party starts and everything is going swell >Brad is trying to impress chicks, and Norman is playing with some guys in the Wii >Tonight is gonna be great >"This is a great party man" >"Best games dude" >"Pal, the pool's amazing" >This is the best idea you ever had >"Cool Mr. N. Like, really cool" "Thanks" >"Nah man, fo' real. This place is great" >His talking pace makes you feel weird "Say: I am talking now" >"I am talking now" >You knew it >You grab the guy's head and check his eyes >Fully expanded "Damn, someone got inside" >You go to Brad "Brad!" >"So I tell her: that isn't my finger neither" >The girls around him laughs "Brad! I need to talk to you!" >"Girls, keep it warm. Gonna talk with the big man" >He comes closer to you >"Hey N, what's crackin'?" "Who brought drugs?" >"What? Dude, you did the list, I didn't call no one after it" "Fuck. Follow me, we need Norman now" >You two walk around the people >Both of you notice how some people are kind of out >Both manage to reach norman, where he is kicking Typhoon's ass >"Hey T!" >"Darn... what?!" >"Swift as a breeze" >*KO* >"Haha! Who's next?" "Norman, come here!" >"Hey Nolan, what's happening?" "Norman, you saw anyone strange? Someone slipped some drugs in here" >"Oh shit, I'll stop playing. You have anything so we can communicate?" >You check your pockets >As dad always say: carry headphones for your crew >You give Brad and Norman a couple "If anyone sees someone funny, call everyone" >"Got it" >"Got it" "Perfect. Initials from here gentlemen" >You never expected to do a raid at your own place >Be Norman >So far, the place doesn't show anything weird >Well, except now almost half of the party is out of their minds >Checking around, you see a hooded man with really ugly shoes >You remember those shoes "B? N? I need you guys here now. I think the guy didn't saw me yet" >"Coming" >"On it" >While the guys come closer, you make signs to them >They understand, and get ready "Perfect..." *hand sing* 3.... 2..... 1.... "now!" >All of you jump at the same time, and catch the culprit >When Nolan removes his hood, everyone see his face: Scott "what the fuck?!" >"I didn't invited him!" >"Of course you didn't, 80's highschool outcast, I came by my own" >Nolan prepares himself to punch him >"Too mainstream for a door entrance? Where is the poison?!" >"If you want some, you are late Saint. Everything is in those barrels now" >"Huff, I'm thirsty" >You recognize that voice >"Amy?!" "Oh shit dude" >"AMY! NO!" >Nolan jumps out and tackles Amy >"Nolan?! Wha- MMHHHPPP!!!" >*Click* "Hello son, surpr-!" >Okay, everyone here is dead >Be Nolan "AMY! NO!" >You jump and tackle Amy >"Nolan?! Wha- MMHHHPPP!!!" FP: *Click* Hello son, surpr-! >Your family is here >And you are on top of your girl kissing her >While hard music sounds >All 70% of the guests are drugged out >You stand up quickly "Fuck! Dad! Mom! I- They- Barrels- I..." FP: Silence! >You keep quiet, but the music keeps going FP: I said: SILENCE! >Your dad punches the wall, crushing a false wall and activating the internal security system >No one can leave the manor now FL: Nolan North: one step front >You do as told FL: So, you finally did a party when we were away "I did, but-" FP: Quiet >You close your mouth FL: I'm happy that you finally started to embrace social activities, but I'm dissapointed you gave drugs to your aquantances N: Wait! Mr. North, he is innocent! B: Yeah! It was this guy! >Your friends bring Scott FP: Mmmhhhh... Scott Green, you have quite a tab with us >He is just there, expecting anything FL: Nolan, what was the damage? ".... Scott put something to the drinks" FP: 3 times your debt S: Mr. North, I- FP: Add it or your body will be fucking the water supply of a building >He closes his mouth and leaves the house FL: Now, as for your friends Nolan... >You 3 are scared FL: Explain what happened before we arrived >After everything was calm, you manage to tell the story FL: I see. sorry if we aren't as much as you want nom nom B: Dude, your mom just called you nom nom? "Shut up, you rapist" FL: In any case, I'm relieved there wasn't much danger. Thankfully the ones who drank the root beer managed to keep it together >You feel a little relieved FP: Now that everything is settled, DJ! Turn up the music! >The party keeps going "Thanks mom, thanks dad. But, we don't have drinks now" FP: The Saints have supplies kid. You still need to learn >Your dad presses a button, and vodka and Saint's Flow start to fill the place "Ama-!" >A purple flash blinds you, and everything went dark >The darkness surrounds you, and it's hard to breath >You try to move, but your body is stuck >You fight a little more, and break the place where you were trapped: a box "Ughhh... my head... bluagh" >Your head is pounding and your mouth taste like if you suck a car exhaust "Where the fuck am I?" >*Kggg* "Hello, welcome to Freckle's Bitches, what's your order?" "Uh? Order?" >"Yes sir, your order" >Some of your senses come back, and find out you don't have any clothes except your undies >Lady undies "Oh fuck!" >"Uhhhh... sorry sir, I didn't got that" "Where are my clothes?!" >"Sir, I can't help you. Please leave so other costumers can order" "What? Oh, yes. Sorry" >You walk some steps and try to locate yourself >You see all the big buildings around you, one sticking out from everyone: the Ultor Tower "Goddammit" >A vibration comes from your bra. At least you have your phone "Hello?" >"Uh? Nolan? It's that you?" "Yes, who is it?" >"It's me, Norman. I need help" "Where are you?" >"That's the thing, I don't know" "Can you see something around you?" >"A big casino. Is red with dragons at the entrance. It's full of casinos in this block" "You are close to a big castle too?" >"Yeah" "You are in Las Venturas. The Saints aren't very influential there" >"Dammit, can you get to me?" "No, I'm in Stilwater" >"What?! how did you get there?" "I can ask you the same thing. you called Brad?" >"Yes, he is in Los Santos" "If you talk to him again, tell him to stay in Rockford" >"Knowing him, he must be behind a girl now" "Whatever. I'll try to find some help. Avoid betting in there" >"With what money? Haha. No, really. Bring some help quickly" "Yeah, talk you later" >You hang up and check your phone >Some battery, a few pics, and a text from your dad >*Best party 4ever. gg son* >Looks like your party went pretty good