>Be Nolan >God, your life is Hell >Suffer your gang's orders, get hunted by enemies, and your girlfriend thinks you are cheating her with other girls >What I'd give to pass this burden to another guy >Lunch time >Only two seats, and the most normal kid is next to you >"Hey North" "Hey norm" >Both take a seat >"How's your day?" "Perfect, just perfect. like any other day" >"Man, you are lucky. You have money, cars, and a sexy girl that loves you" "No man, you are the lucky one. You can play games everyday, you roll with 6 girls instead of one, and everyone likes you for who you are instead of the money you have" >"You are saying it like if your life is bad" "It is, trust me" >"Nah man, you are joking. My life is bad compared to yours" "I'm serious. Your life is better than mine" >"No you" "No you" >"No you" "No you" >"No you" "Quit it. I will give you my life if I had a chance" >"And I gladly would accept it" >After lunch, it hits both of you >Both: "Hey man, would you like to change lifes for this weekend?" >.... "Sure" >"Nice" >Both of you go to the bathroom, and swap clothes while you give a wig to Norman >"You sure no one will notice?" "As long as there are no bumps, no one will notice" >"Kay.... Wait, bumps?" "Like, bumping into us. We should be okay if no one gets close" >"Perfect" Normal North's day >You go to Norman's class. Today is Chemistry >In the class, all the students are with a 3-man's group >Today is Twilight and Rarity paired with you >Should be easy >"Hi Norman. Are you ready?" "Sure thing Twilight" >The girls look at you shocked >>"Dear, are you ok?" "Sure, why?" >"You always call me Purple..." >Shit, you forgot! "Right P-Purple! I was just, you know, speaking and stuff" >They still eye you suspiciously >Mostly Rarity. Maybe she knows >The class today is simple. Just mix some stuff, and note the reactions "Purple, can you handle the quimics? I'll get my notepad" >"Sure thing Norman" >>"Norman, are you sure she can handle them?" "I'm sure. She is really smart, what's the worst that could happen?" >5 minutes later >"GROAAARRR!!!!" "Nobody move, I got this!" >You jump on top of the chemical monster, and make him swallow some chemicals >Moments later, his body starts shaking, and explodes >All the class cheers about your heroism >Now you understand why Norman doesn't let Twilight touch anything >"HOORAY FOR NORMAN!!" >"WE ARE SAVED!" >"YOU GOT A+ MISTER NORMAL!" >Looks like dad's lessons to make koma worked out in the end >"Norman, I'm so sorry! I didn't knew this would happen!" "Don't worry, everyone makes mistakes Purple" >She looks at you scared >Oh shit, right! "I mean- dammit Purple, you always messing things up!" >Somehow, she looks more calm "Whatever. Just stop fucking things up" >>"oh, Norman! You are our hero! How could I ever repay you?" >Well, the day was saved, Norman can live with the glory "Well, I've always been asking if, I don't know, we could meet together and... hangout or something" >You try to sound as meek as possible >It works. Thanks acting classes >>"A date? Oh dear. I though you will never ask me for something like that" "What can I say? For a normal guy, I'm full of surprises" >>"Teehee, fine. Can it be this next week?" "Friday at 18:00? I'll pick you up" >>"How kind. Sure thing darling" "Great" Going home >Well, the small scare and final heroic act really tired you, but not as having your henchmen breathing on you >Instead, you have a purple curious girl >"Norman, I'm really sorry" "Stop worrying Purple: we are alive. I guess I was a little optimistic today thinking you could do something right" >She looks sad "... Then again, Chemistry is hard" >You look at the school's parking >Tim is kind of shocked. Why? He usually takes a nap in the school's infirmary every Friday >Wait "You know Purple, I'll give you a second chance: you can guide me to my house" >Her eyes lit up >"Don't worry Norman, I won't fail now!" >After you two reach Norman's car, she guides you until both reach his place >She looks so happy by succeding this little task, even when you already knew where Norman lives, but whatever >"How did I do norman? I passed?" "Yes you did Purple, don't worry" >As you get close, you see a man in the door >Norman's dad: Chief of police, Nobert Normal >>"There is my champ! How was school?" "Fine mr-... dad" >>"Nice. What about you Twilight?" >"Was really good! Norman saved us today against a monster" >>"It's that true?" >You make signs to your "dad", saying Twilight has a big imagination >>"Oh. Good to know my boy is a hero like his dad. Come inside, your mother made italian spaghetti. Grandma's recipe" >You go inside Norman's house, and enjoy a pleasant afternoon >Your "mom" was speaking about the neighbourhood, and your "dad" was talking about some cases he got >Twilight spoke about the monster and how you saved all the school >After that, you felt happy >How can Norman hate all of this? His family is here, Purple isn't as bad as he makes her sound, and his game catalog is amazing >Who will be mad? Not you, that's for sure >Night reaches quickly. Purple... heh, you sound like Norman >Anyway, Purple decided to spend some time with the girls until dinner, and you played CoD >Norman will kill you if you don't keep his ranking on top Dinner >Dinner was pretty simple >Ms. Normal made some rice with chicken >Each time you took a bite, the "happy" feeling came back >You stopped for a minute to see around you >Family is together >Laughing >Having a good time >Being together >... "Hey mom, I'm not so hungry. Can I leave the table?" >"Are you sure? Today is pudding night" "Yeah. I'm just a little tired today" >"Fine honey" >You go to Norman's room >You start to tear up a bit >Why are you crying? You only saw Norman's family together >No, you are wrong. You saw "your" family together >Most of the time, your family is out of the country, or in a bussiness travel that in the end it's just you at home >But today it was different. You had dinner with a family, and they treated you as part of it >You had a family for a moment >Maybe you should give Norman his life back before this take a toll on you >You go to Norman's bed, and try to give your head some rest >Maybe tomorrow you can talk with him >... >*Ring**Ring*...*Ring**Ring* >Norman's phone *Click* "Hello?" >"FAG!" "Wha- Flash, it's that you?" >"Yeah! and since when you call me Flash, N?" "Why are you calling me a fag?" >"I don't know. I felt you just throw away your biggest chance to get laid" "Whatever Brad, stop drinking. It makes you think a lot of stuff that isn't happening" >"Fine, sorry bro" "Have a nice weekend man" *Click*