Old fart by RusticAnon

(13/12/2016)

https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28999224/#q29054039

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>how dare you do 'that' ?
>meh, an old fart like you wouldn't understand.
>Who are you calling "Old fart" ?
>um you ?
>is that a way to talk to your own mother?
>yea what are you gonna do , make a scene in public ?
>exactly , come here you naughty little brat.
>no mommy noo
>oh now you are saying no.
>but everpony is watching.
>good let them watch they'll know how naughty you are.
>momy please no don't bend me over your leg like that.
>this way I can swing my hoof freely 
Smack!
>owe mommy please noo
Smack!
>aha aww mommy no its embarrassing. 
>embarassing huh .
SMack!
>aaaw snif no more please.
>Disrespecting your mother like that.
SMAck!
>awe hic I'm sorry
>I'm gonna take your apology from your butt.
SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!
>Waah aaw aaaahaaaw
>yea not so tough now,where is that sassy attitude from earlier ?
>aah ha hic .. sniff. I'm sorry.
SMACK!
awwoo.
>sorry about what ?
Smack!
>panting# panting# I'm sorry that I called you an old fart.
>you dare say that again
>no mommy nooo
Smack smack smack smack