>be anon's roommate
>go to the fridge for some pickles
>severedhead.png
"Hi anon!... Oh, it's YOU. Bitch ass faggot nigger retard, you want to use the fridge? Why don't you fucking kill yourself."
>have had to put up with this bullshit for three weeks
>finally decide to confront anon



>be anon 4 weeks ago
>ordered extra large fluttershy from ebay
>should have checked url more closely
>some assembly required
>they are shipping the body parts in separate installments
>stitches not included
>wait 5 days
>legs arrive from eswatini
>to keep them from decaying you put them in the fridge
wait 2 days
>head arrives
>it's not fluttershy's head
>the eyes ar
"Hey hey hey! Whazzzzzzzzup!?"
>?
"I'm buttershy, what's your name?"
>"Uh, I'm anon"
>never seen a tal
"Anon! Anon anon anon!"
>"can you please sto..."
"YO WHAZZZZZZUP!? Want to hear a joke? How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb?"
>"quiet down a lit..."
"They can't! They are UNION ELECTRICIONS! HA HA! Get it?"
>take some fabric and gag buttershy
>the muffled mumbling is still obnoxious but at least now you have time to process what is going on
>it's definitely not fluttershy's head
>the eyes are sharp and bold looking
>there are cutie marks on her cheeks
>one of the ears is missing
>her coat is an off shade
>her mane is red instead of pink
>she sees that you are relaxed and relaxes a little herself
>take off the gag
"I'm sorry anon, I have a way of getting too exited when I see someone new"
>feel sorry for her
>"It's OK Buttershy, I have my own problems that lead me here too. We could help each other to solve them"
"Thank you anon, nopony understood me before, they always hated me because I am annoying"
>notice that she is crying
>reach out to embrace her
"Thank you"
>she feels better in your arms
>"I already got your legs in the mail, but they have not shipped me the torso yet so I can't put you together. In the meantime you can live in my fridge"
>tendermoment.mp3
>your roommate bursts in and sees you holding buttershy's head
>the fucking loser
>when you told him that fluttershy is the best pony he called you stupid and said that rarity is better
>he starts screaming at you about being a moron for ordering a bootleg from eswatini



>3 weeks pass
>the torso is lost in shipping
>you will never be able to assemble buttershy
>you are almost ready to comit suicide because life is not worth living
>suddenly your roommate bursts in
>he is screaming autistically about how he can't stand getting insulted by the severed head in the fridge
>"But we can't remove her from the fridge! If we did that it would kill her!"
>wait a sec
>kill
>kill two birds with one stone
>kill your asshole roommate
>harvest a healthy torso for buttershy
"If you don't take her head out of my fridge, I will do it myself!"
>"Fuck you you cuck shithead nigger kike I'd rather just fucking kill you because you suck"
"You can't do that! I have a lawyer! My estate will sue you! Blah blah blah!"
>gunshot.mp3
>your roommate is dead
>go to work removing unnecessary limbs
>save higher quality cuts for bbq
>throw away the rest
>sew on buttershy's legs and head
>imperfect though she may be she is finally able to move around
"Oh, thank you so much anon! Hey hey hey! Whazzzzz..."
>"Shhh"
"Oh, sorry, got a little carried away there"
>still offput by the human torso
>it's only temporary
>resolve to harvest a real pony torso so that buttershy can reach final form



>be buttershy
>anon has given you a torso so you can move
>anon seems very concerned with getting you a better torso
>anon works tirelessly to make money
>anon is very nice to you
>many days have passed like this
>you hear knocking on the door
"Detroit Police Department, open up!"



>be anon
>copperfags are knocking on your door
>buttershy does not know what is going on
>tell her that she needs to go with what you say
>she seems concerned with the urgency of your tone
>"Come in officers, make yourself at home"
>the police enter
"We are here because your roommate, Richard C. Mann, has not attended his job in a month. Do you have information pertaining to his whereabouts?"
>the officers notice buttershy
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!? Anon, you are under arrest!"
>"Hold on officer, I can explain!"
"You can explain it to Tyrone in the shower when your behind bars!"
>"I will call the rest of the LGBTQICWOQHWICPFAPCWBQIUQWIUCIQI+ community if you do this! You will pay!"
>The cops stand like statues and listen
>"My roommate is an otherkin and asked me to convert him in to a female pony, his true identity. If you arrest me, my people will burn the city down"
>The cops move out of the room
>you can make out their discussion
"We can't just let him get away with this"
"But if we arrest him, we will lose our jobs. You know the political climate out there!"
>one of the cops lets out a deep sigh and there are a few moments of silence
"Fine, we will let him go. I can't believe what our department has become"
>the cops enter the room
>buttershy tells them that she is happier being a pony
>the one cop looks like he is going to lose it
>the other quickly tries to resolve the situation so it won't go further
"We were sent here to find Richard C. Mann, and it appears that all is well. Just let me write this down, and we will be on our way"
>a few tense moments pass
>the cops leave
>you have already saved enough money to purchase a real fluttershy and ordered her
>she is set to arrive tomorrow



>be fluttershy
>someone opens the top of your box
>cower away in the corner
"Hi Fluttershy, my name is anon"
"Hey hey hey, whaaaaazzzup!?"
>your heart stops for a sew seconds
>you see a grotesque version of yourself with horribly off facial features grafted onto a human torso
>you want to die
>anon picks you up
"This is my friend Buttershy, she needs a new body"
>you are too paralyzed with fear to run
"Don't worry, you only need to host her head, I won't remove yours"
>"Bu-but... why? I'm the real Fluttershy, not that... thing. Why are you doing this?"
"Because... BECAUSE I LOVE HER! And I love you too, and I need you both!"
>anon ties you down to the counter
>anon removes buttershy's head which stays alive
>how can she survive without a body?
>anon is stitching her head on next to yours
>anon has disconnected your brainstem and transferred control to buttershy
>your body moves without input from you
>your heart still beats
>you still breathe
>buttershy is in control
>anon unties you
>you stand and step off the counter
>anon looks delighted
"Now that you both have one body, I shall call you Flutterbutter"
>"But... it's not my body anymore..."
>anon looks sad
"I could add a switch so that either brainstem can be connected at any given time"
>you don't have much choice
>at least now your freedom won't be completely removed



>be anon
>got the parts to make a brainstem switch
>fluttershy is much happier after you install it
>fluttershy even seems to be taking a liking to you
>must be stockholm syndrome 
>after you give fluttershy's head control she comes closer to you
>snuggle flutterbutter
>she is imperfect
>you would not want her any other way
"Anon, I love you, but it's hard having two heads"
"I'm just so... shy, and Buttershy is so extroverted, it's awkward having to meet people with her in control of my body"
>comfort her by rubbing your head on her neck
>"Now now Fluttershy, Buttershy is a very nice pony, she means well and does not want to make you uncomfortable, she just can't help it"
"Yes Fluttershy, I am sorry that I can get overexcited... it's what makes life hard for me"
"Well, life is hard for me for the opposite reason. I just... can't talk when I meet new people"
>"Flutterbutter, I hope both of you can come to terms with these things. For now let's celebrate the brain switch, I got some alphalpha!"
>go to the kitchen
>flutterbutter's heads are talking and getting to know each other better
>it's cute seeing both of the mares you love getting along
>warm up some water for the alphalpha
>throw in some pepermints too
>cook yourself some prime cuts of your roommate
>"Alright, we got a meal!"
>flutterbutter walks into the kitchen
>give her the alphalpha
>one bowl for each head
>break out the shampagne
>"To health!"
"To health, yeah!"
"To health"
>fluttershy's head blushes
>she really does love you too