>Be wasp pone filly.
>its sex ed class
>i get to learn all the cool things about how your classmates make more of them
>I didnt know griffons laid eggs.
>ew penises are gross
>All the colts in the class won't stop snickering
>I'm the only Vespiquine in the class.
>as we make our way through the lesson, miss water lily is glancing at me nervously.
>Changlings have nests of up to twenty buggies at once
>theyre so cute
>my classmates are miming throwing up.
>the teacher switches off the projector.
>"Anycreature have questions?" She asks, looking anywhere but at me.
>I raise my hoof
>My best friend, earthen soil, raises his.
>I like little earthy. He's nice to me
>she calls on him even though I raised my hoof first.
>"How does Emmy make babies?"
>the teacher visibly deflates
>"well uhh... you see... uhh..."
>im confused. Whats wrong, I wanna know how I make babies too
>Silver Diadem, the unicorn that picks on me, calls out "Its really gross! My daddy told me that they put eggs in your butt and that you should never have a dirty bug as your special some-"
>"Thats enough miss Diadem!"
>"Little Emerald Heart can't help who she is, and there's no reason to.be mean to her. You know better."
>She takes a shuddering breath before turning the projector back on.
>"Okay so h-how it w-works is th-that when a Vespiquine fe-female becomes mature they start developing eggs."
>"J-just like changelings a male uses its pe-penis to fertilize the eggs."
>I call out "I thought I was a little filly, not a colt!"
>"Celestia have mercy."
>I dont think we were supposed to hear that.
>"You a-are, Emerald. Y-you see once the eggs grow e-enough they dr-drop into the e-egg chamber"
>"Where the- I can't do this. I'm sorry class."
>miss Lily runs out of the classroom sobbing
>I hope she's okay.
>A few minutes later the principal comes by to let us know we can go home early
>there are a few complaints, but most everypony else is happy to get out of school early.
>"Hey earthy! You want to come over now that school's out?
>He smiles at me "Yeah sure! You think your mom would tell us about vespi- vespi- you wasp ponies?"
>"I don't see why not."
>After an hour or so of walking, we make it home.
>Mom is in the kitchen cooking something.
>when we enter she looks at us both.
>"Now now my little Beryl. What did I say about having friends over, and how did you get here so fast. Are you playing hookie?"
>Earthy pipes up "No ma'am, mister Humor let us out early after miss lily ran out crying during sex ed"
>mom frowns.
>"Oh dear. I fig-"
>"How come wasp mares have penises miss Ovo?"
>Mother's face turns bright orange at the question.
>"Why don't we go into the den. Its not a very pleasant talk. Especially for non-vespids"