- Write's note: this green was made on crazy rolls and dubs -



>Be Normal Norman
>At the cinema with Naomy Nobody (Blueberry Cake to her friends)
>While you two broke up, she is really nice to hang out
>Nice attitude, calm sense of fashion, really humble demeanor
>Plus, making her happy means her brother won't break your face because you made her little sis sad
>"Thanks for taking me to the movies norman"
"Don't mention it. It was a boring day anyway"
>"Well, it's still a nice gesture. As a thank you gift, you can pick the movie now. Popcorn's on me"
"Cool. Go ahead then, I'll see the catalog"
>Naomi leaves you alone as you see the movies
>Action, horror, romance, comedy, drama
>"Hello darling"
>You turn around, and see the Aryan Beauty
"Ar-! I mean, Rarity! H-how are you?"
>"Why, I'm fine Mr. Normal. I have a complain though"
"And what is it?"
>"Well, I asked the girls to see a movie with me, but they didn't arrived yet. I'm afraid I'll probably see the movie alone"
>Oh shit
>This is the chance of your life!
>You can have a date with the Aryan Beauty
>Wait! Your hormones are defeated by your fears!
>If you leave Naomi alone, Timothy will destroy your face
>What are you going to do?!

"I... I..."
>"Norman! What are you doing?"
>Naomi is here with a large bucket of popcorn
>"Hello Rarity, how are you?"
>>"Umm, did we ever met?"
>"I'm in the fashion club with you guys!"
>>"Oh! Yeaaaahhh.... I think I remember you"
>Her strange grin doesn't give her a good facade
>>"I see you are on a date. See you later Norman"
"Wait! It isn't a date!"
>"What?!"
>Oh fuck, you forgot!
>"So we aren't dating?! Then why the fuck you were hanging up with me?!"
>As your brain is disconnecting, people starts to gather as Naomy gets angrier and sad
>"You though you could play with my feelings?!"
>She throws the bucket at you
>"That I will just be a dumb girl and follow you like a dog?!"
>Tears: point of no return
>"That I could be an easy fuck like you and Sunset in your locker?! Well, fuck you!"
>She runs away screaming "I hate you" over and over
>The crowd looks at you dissapointed
>Rarity is leaving the place
"Wait! Rarity, it isn't like that!"
>You manage to grab her arm
"This is a mistake! I-"
>She slaps you
>"Don't touch me, you brute. How can you break a woman's heart and pretend everything is fine?"
"Let me explain! The thing is I love you and-"
>"You what?!"
>oh crap, that came out wrong
>"So you though crushing the girl's heart and drop her in front of me would make me fall in love with you?"
>She yanks her arm from your grip
>"I hate you Normal Norman. Don't you dare to speak with me ever again"
>She leaves you alone, as you fall on your knees

>Totally defeated, you want to curl up and die
>But now, something is different
>A voice that sounds a lot like Rick Hunter sounds inside your head
>"Dude, fuck those girls, you don't need them"
"Who are you?"
>"It's not important. What is important is you are mad right now, so you must take revenge"
"I actually just want to cry"
>"That may be dude, but that's bullshit. Naomi was ok, but you never loved her, you only protected your ass from her brother"
"Yeah, but-"
>"And you loved the white babe, but now she hates you"
"Are you trying to make me more sad?"
>"No, I'm trying to open your eyes: you always do things you don't want to do. You always walk with people you don't like, and when finally you have a chance to be happy, fate fucks you over"
"But what can I do?"
>"Only weapons understand you. Take mine"
>A MP5 appears in front of you
>"Take it, and show them how fucking mad are you at them. How mad are you with this place. How mad are YOU!"
>You take the weapon, and suddenly rage fills your body
>As people screams, you keep shooting at everything than moves or not
>You just want to blow shit up
>The cinema? Popcorn is filled with blood as butter, and the carpet will be red permanently
>The hallway? Filled with bodies and crushed crystals
"Last walk to death row"
>Your favorite Gamestop? Destroyed except for the CoD games
"Wait? You don't sell "Postal" here?" *bang*
>The guy deserved that bullet
>You make your way to the parking lot, where a monster truck is parked with the keys on
>You go into the car, and run people over
>Reaching the other side of the mall, a parade is happening
>You crash the truck and start making donuts, splattering guts and bones everywhere
"This monster truck is alive. Alive! And last two gallons per mile!"
>You keep spinning and shooting your gun like a redneck in Independence Day

>As you destroy whatever was left from the mall, the Rick Hunter voice appears again
>"Having fun dude?"
"Fuck yeah! And my name is Norman"
>"I'll call you dude for all I care. Let's get this show on the road"
"I fucking destroyed the mall. What could be more awesome?!"
>The truck bounces and the glove pack opens
>There's a kilo of cocaine with a knife
>"You know what to do dude"
>You rip the bag open, and snort as much as you can
>Totally drugged out, you drive into the city
>Ramming against everything, people runs and screams while siren sounds come closer
>Cops can't stop you. You are out of reality anyway
"I am the Lizard King, baby!"

>The cops shoot the tires of your monster truck
>This was at their disadvantage because you entered into kansei-dorifto mode, and drifted a shitload of people before parking at the zoo
>Running from the law, you escape to the exotic animals section
>There's lots of lizards, snakes and crocodiles
"Hear my plea, my people. Your King request your services! Save your King!"
>The voice returns
>"Are you actually retarded, or the cocaine already burnt your brain?"
>You raise your machine gun and shoot a couple of rounds
"Your King is at danger! Save your King!"
>from the pond of the alligators, lizard people armed with swords and scaled armor rise up
>"Whoa, trippy"
"This city is magical, strange voice. You'll get used to it"
>The lizard captain walks up to you and bow
"Listen my soldiers! The enemy is getting closer! Follow me, and I shall guide you to victory!"
>The lizards prepare their swords and shields
>The cops enter the lizard section
>"Canterlot police! Don't move or-"
>The squad is frozen seeing you in a crazy scaled armor making you look like a dragon, as a platoon of lizard men are behind you
"So you though you will live today.... surprise"
>The platoon charges at them
>The police shoots back, but it was useless
>The scales of the lizards were too powerful, and the police was slashed away
"Now my people, to our destiny!"

>As your army of lizard men move out, the zoo joins your side
>Gorillas and bears are tanks, lions and tigers are scouts, and the panthers and wolfs are your assasins
>The Animal Empire grows bigger as they conquer stores and buildings
>The mole people joins as well, giving your kingdom a foothold on the city
>Night has arrived, and your army choose to settle in downtown
>Having some time for yourself, you go next to the lizard princess
>She is quite shy, so you do your best to not scare her off
"My liege, enjoying the evening?"
>She changes of colors, surprised that the King has let his eyes upon her
>Luckily, her royal garments don't change with her
"Don't be scared my princess. I am just a humble warrior. After my conquest I would like to know you better"
>She opens her eyes: they look like viper ones, yet her gaze is full of innocence and surprise
>You lift your hand and touch her scaly skin. It feels slimy to the touch
"Do not be scared princess. I am not here to crush your heart"
>Her green colors come back, and she starts to speak
>"I.... I have never seen a human capable of such destruction"
>You give her a reassuring smile, and sit next to her
"I am a human: a mammal in the end. Having my blood boiled enough, I become savage, but passionated"
>"You have hot blood?"
"See for yourself"
>Grabing her hand, you reach to your chest
>She feels your heartbeat as your warm
>"I never dreamed I will touch the chest of a human"
"Well, dreams do come true when we least expect it"
>You remove your armor, letting her see your athletic build
"I would have never dreamed I will conquer the city I live, yet here I am: speaking with the most noble of your kingdom"
>She becomes a little red
>"Oh... my, what a straight approach"
>You get closer to her without breaking eye contact
"I can be more direct if you want"
>You can see different shades of red on her cheeks

>You get close enough
>Letting herself go, her lips meet yours
>She suddenly separates from you
>"I-I apologize, my King! A princess should never act so uncouth"
"My princess, I'm not angry"
>You go close to her again, and grab her chin so both can meet eyes again
"I am passionated"
>This time, you are the one kissing her
>She at first is scared, but then she goes with the flow
>When you finish, her breath is fast paced
>"My king, I have eggs. Please fertilize them and fulfill your fate"
"You are more than breeding sow, my princess"
>You undress her, and then carry her to the bed
>"You are a female, and you shall be treated as such, my queen"
>Her eyes grow wider, and smiles
>"I trust you my King. You shall treat me as you wish"
>Removing your pants, she takes a look at your penis
>after that, you get on top of her
>She didn't remove her gaze from it
"Something wrong, my liege?"
>"You have only one, but it's too big"
"Don't be scared my queen. If it's too much for you, please advice me"
>The head of your cock touches her cloaca, and she shudders
>"Wait! I'm a bit nervous"
"Can you explain me why?"
>"It's just... it's my first time"
"Oh"
>"And I have never done this, and I can do something wrong, and I poop and pee from there, and-"
>In a sudden move, you kiss her again
>After a while, both lips separate
"Do not worry, my queen. I shall be prepared for both of us"

>With a small push, her insides surrender, and you try to get as deep as you can
>Didn't have to wait a lot for it: 4 inches in and you felt her womb
>In a slow pace, the room is filled with moans and grunts
>Holding hands, both your eyes never separate for any moment
>Her eyes, filled with fear and innocence, now shine with trust and love
>Slowly, you push a little harder as you pick up the pace
>Her hands let go, only to let herself lost in the mist of love and lust
>Her scales started to change, forming rainbows and color patterns you never saw
>Finally, your legs lock her in place, and you press as hard and fast as you can
>She grabs your back, trying to keep a hold of the reality transcurring
>"M-My King!"
"Do not be scared my liege! I shall not fail"
>The thrusts are getting harder as you try to penetrate into the womb
>Her grip is getting stronger as well
>Her insides start to get more tight, making your penetration harder to achieve
"I SHALL NOT FAIL!"
>In one violent thrust, you shove 7 inches
>In a loud howl, the princess lets you go as her insides are filled with ecstacy
>The feeling pushes you to the limit, as a cold sensation runs down your spine and reality starts to fade away
>You just felt the most powerful orgasm your body ever shot out
>In a small glimpse, you see you overflood her
>You collapse on her chest, proud of your deed
"Sweet dreams, my love"
>"Goodnight, my dear"

>The morning after is beautiful
>You look at your love sleeping, shining yellow as the sun rises, gives you an epiphany of the future
>You shake her softly, trying almost to not wake her up
>"My King... good morning"
"Good morning, my queen"
>Her hand circles her womb
>"I can feel it, my King. They will come soon"
>Your smile grows wider as you touch her belly
"I shall create a world where they can rule with a fair strong fist, and a kind and merciful heart"
>Both of you rise from bed, and come out of the room
>The hall is filled with lizard guardians smiling, some laughing even, bowing to your presence
>You and the princess hold hands, and walk outside to the balcony
>Your army, bowing already, looks up to you
>You raise your hand, as the princess does
>Loud cheers and laughs come from the mob
"My kingdom, as your king I must adress something: when our conquest is over, you shall live free. I may be a King, but I am no ruler. I am just a humble man seeking for peace, and I shall guide you to it. The days of sadness and pain that we will have to go will be nothing compared to our days of glory and joy when we rule Canterlot. Follow me, and I shall bring an era for peace and reason where the beastmen will be equal to the human, and you will never hide again!"
>The cheers and ovations sounded through the entire state
>Your work lasted 10 months, and lived 1000 years
>A statue of you and your beloved queen, with your gun in one hand and the hand of your wife in the other, will show how powerful and wise you have become
>Only some words are carved in: I regret nothing

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