Cowie: why are you always so dark, gorloss? are you a demon?
Gorloss: ??
Cowie: idk, your jokes are always edgy
Gorloss: I have never told a dark joke in my life. I attend Church every Sunday.
Cowie: i can tell. you're very christian
Gorloss: Amen sister
Cowie: Amen brother
Cowie: now i feel like a part of a cult after saying that
Gorloss: You'll be receiving the invoice within 5-7 business days
Cowie: i knew this was a bad idea. you have to pay for everything
Gorloss: Monthly.
Cowie: wut? come on!
Gorloss: Should've read the fine print, steak sandwich.
Cowie: }uhoh
Cowie: why would you call me a steak sandwich? you can make steak sandwiches out of regular ingridients. like the ones you can get in a mall
Gorloss: No. I want YOUR steak.
Cowie: :fearful:
Gorloss: It's steak with context and that's what matters. I like to personally know the cows that end up inbetween two slices of bread.
Cowie: i heard that the steak sandwiches made out of regular meet taste better. i mean... imagine grilling a whole cow! das a lot of work. plus the meat wouldn't cook evenly
Gorloss: One day you'll wake up on a grill, covered in sweet chilli sauce.
Cowie: :fearful:
Gorloss: Clearly you'll prep it first. You know... Slicing and dicing? No one eats the whole cow. No one wants a whole cow.
*Cowie gulps*
Gorloss: The people just want that thick, plump ass of yours.
Cowie: heh... come on... you wouldn't slice a cow... *chuckles* a cow can give milk
Gorloss: I would dice a cow.
Cowie: :fearful:
Gorloss: I'd have a nice fresh glass of milk from the very cow I'm about to eat. But don't worry, I'll put your cow bell on the fireplace mantle... With the others.
Cowie: please don't hurt me. *sob* i'll get you the money. i'll pay monthly
Gorloss: Fantastic! Welcome aboard! We have cookies and punch by the door :)

*Gorloss turns into a scary Clinder moth OC*
*Cowie builds a shaky Minecraft wither out of cubes*
Cowie: now it's a robot. with hands!
Clinder: That's just a bunch of cubes you've spray painted
Cowie: no. is my bebe. with gray arms and dark orange head!
Clinder: It's got your eyes
Cowie: thank you :hugging_face:
Clinder: That wasn't... Nevermind...
Cowie: i mean, if you would've said that it got someone else's eyes, then that would be upsetting. so yeah
Clinder: Man cow babies are strange.
Cowie: yee, give it a few months and it will turn into a cow
Clinder: I don't think it'll last a few months.
Cowie: ahahahah come on
Clinder: It looks sickly
*Cowie accidentally unfreezes the cube, and baby's head falls off.*
Cowie: i think i broke it
Clinder: ]gasp
Cowie: its well and alive
Clinder: Barely... alive...
Cowie: ahahaha. nah, its alright
Clinder: I think your child is scaring Reyrey.
Cowie: why?
Clinder: He's jumped up onto the couch for higher ground. Honestly it is an ugly baby, I don't blame him. Like mother like child.
Cowie: no, my bebe is the best in the world! :cry:
Cowie: it can do backflips, you see? very atheletic.
Clinder: That is kinda cool.
*Reyrey tries to pull the cube baby to the side*
Clinder: Reyrey fears the power it contains
Cowie: nah, i think rey rey and the bebe are getting along. they're just playing
Clinder: I think reyrey is measuring himself against it like a snake. He'll eat your child whole if you lose track of it.
Cowie: no he won't. he's a good guy
Clinder: I heard Reyrey can dislocate his jaw.
Cowie: that's for ingesting pizza
Reyrey: USA
Clinder: See? He's a snake. "UsssSSssSSsssA."
Reyrey: pizza?
Cowie: ahahah. do you like pizza?
Reyrey: yes
Cowie: you see? rey rey loves pizza. so no worries
Clinder: Now wait a minute, you're ignoring the most important question. Hey Reyrey, what kind of pizza do you like?
Reyrey: yes
Cowie: ahahah. you see? its fine. you on the other hand, always want to eat someone, so i sure wouldn't leave a bebe with you
Clinder: Hey listen up... You gotta wait for your crops to ripen.
Cowie: what's that supposed to mean?
Clinder: You said it would turn into a cow, right?
Cowie: yeah
Clinder: I'll wait until it gets thick like the mother.
Cowie: *chuckles* hehe :fearful:
Clinder: :cow:

Cowie: have you tried eating vegetables? maybe i should get you a nice salad. you'll love it and you won't eat cows no more
Clinder: I think vegetables and a plump steak are two different experiences. It's like water and cola
Cowie: but if you add some salt, some tomatoes, and some nice pickles
Clinder: And beef.
Cowie: ehm, no, the beef can play around outside
Clinder: Yeah lil' steak malt pieces sprinkled into the salad. Mmmm.
Cowie: :(
Clinder: :)

Reyrey: hey
Reyrey: what love?
Clinder: Steak
Cowie: salad

*Cowie serves salad and pancakes*
Cowie: give these ones a shot, they are my favorite
Clinder: Oh wait of course. How could I forget.
*Clinder whips out a steak and puts it on top of pancakes*
Cowie: where did you get that? :fearful:
Clinder: I sliced the cow playing outside.
Cowie: heh... *gulps* now for the full experience... we move away the steak. and replace it with some pancakes. :)
*Cowie slowly pushes the steak to the side*
Clinder: Careful with your hands.
Cowie: sorry
*Clinder picks up the steak and throws it on the wall*
Cowie: }gasp please don't throw the steak like that! it probably had a family. we should at least bury it
Clinder: Oh yeah! It did have a family. It DID.
Cowie: what happend to the family?
Clinder: They kept begging me to spare their offspring.
Cowie: b-but you got what you wanted, why would you touch the family?

*Clinder points in a direction of a cow prop and smiles*
Clinder: Look they're right there! All healthy and alive!
Cowie: ahahah! wut? ahahah! wow
Clinder: See? The steak was made outta foam!
Cowie: you pranked me real good
Clinder: I would never eat a cow! Let along kill one! Good heavens!
Cowie: whew. i knew you were a nice pone, i can tell by the eyes
*Clinder stares ominously*
Cowie: uh. yeah, those are very loving eyes
Clinder: :cut_of_meat:

*Cowie despawns the cube baby*
Clinder: You killed it
Cowie: nah, i also played a prank on you. those were just cubes :zany_face:
Clinder: ]gasp
Clinder: I was lead to believe it was a living breathing chikd.
Clinder: -pain

Cowie: i feel like you are a writer. always making puns and stuff
Clinder: I used to write
Cowie: why did you stop?
Clinder: I lost my pen. You know how it is.
Cowie: ahahah. makes sense