[ Dance Revolution ] Pinkie Pie: I don't care who the IRS sends, I am not going to eat fewer sweets! Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie, your blood sugar levels are just TOO DAMN HIGH! I have no idea how you don't have diabetes right now, but if you keep this up you're gonna get SUPER-DIABETES or something! Pinkie Pie: Says Ms. Hayburgers! You probably just want to keep all the jawbreakers and lollipops for yourself! Twilight Sparkle: Shut up! By the authority of my royal decree I am hereby GROUNDING you from eating any more sweets! Pinkie Pie: Royal decree?!? You're not my Princess! I declare a revolution! A dance revolution! So the princess doesn't want you To eat as much toffee as you can Come to terms, 'cause we don’t have to Follow her, 'cause I've got a plan In the castle at midnight Bringin' me and my crew Sparkle's looking for a fight, (And she better get ready, 'cause) It's a dance revolution; bring your funky moves, 'cause we're not stopping 'til the battle for our chocolate is through It's regime evolution; stick it to the feds 'cause we are burnin' down the house and putting Sparkle to bed. Chaos and confusion, strength of funky fight Yes we party for our licorice, fighting for our rights. It's a dance revolution; carpe-ing our day You want my chocolate well then Pinkie-funking molon lave. Now you know I didn't want to, But takin' my taffy's a step too far. Now you're forcin' my hoof, And my groovin' will leave scars. Oh, you shoulda knew, But now you got nowhere to go So you're gonna catch these moves, (And it ain't lookin' too good for you.) Pinkie Pie: You never should've messed with Ponyville's number one party pony! Twilight Sparkle: Shut up! You are GROUNDED! Pinkie Pie: Ha! Get a load of this pony cam! You can't ground an Earth pony! Fillies and gentlecolts! It warms my heart to see you all gathered here today! The Princess Sparkle wants to seize our caramel! Our gumdrops! She wants to make sure our foals will never taste almond joy! But we're never gonna let that happen! We're gonna take control! We're gonna fight for what's rightfully ours! So today I ask you to dance with me… as we move on the castle! Viva la revolucion! 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But sometimes you've found The digits will let you down Don't give it out To the numbers when you can start again If you wanna break the limit, First you find the spirit Of speed that rests inside us all You gotta love the feelin' of Zippin, soarin', reelin', To get up even when you fall (Guitar Solo) If you wanna break the limit, First you find the spirit Of speed that rests inside us all You gotta love the feelin' of Zippin, soarin', reelin', To get up even when you fall [ PIE DAY ] Pie Day Our favorite kind of pastry Pop 'em in the oven and let 'em all bake Pie Day With fillings oh so tasty Just one bite will take you away Just some CUPS OF FLOUR And some SALT A PINCH Makin' this pie ours Fill it how we wish Cut that butter up Folding up the dough Fillin' in that crust Bake it 'til crisp and gold Nutty pecan pie, Or make it key lime Sweet and red in with cherry, a berry pie Mash those apples down Chop some rhubarb too, Take these pies to town Serve 'em up warm or cool But keep in mind There's another meaning to pie But my friend Twilight Can explain that better than I three point one four one five nine two six five three five eight nine seven nine three two three eight four six two six four three three eight three two seven nine five zero two eight eight four one nine seven one six nine three nine nine three seven five one zero five eight two zero nine seven four nine four four five nine Take you to school, we're gonna learn about the mathematical pi Goes on and on, irrational, you know there's no end in sight (Gonna learn) Ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter, oh whoa Ratio of how far around to the crossin', circular (Circular) 1,2,3,1,1,2,3,4,1,1,2,3,4,5, 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9 1,2, 1-2-3-4-5-6- 1-2-3-4-5- 1-2-3- 1-2-3-4-5- 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8, 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9, 1-2-3-4-5-6-7 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9 [ Remembrance Jam (4everfreebrony cover) ] Remembrance, part of every life Numerous regrets, the art of passing time It is ponderous, willing to know my fate In its longest lingering while to wait I can see memory taken tolls I'm not ready, ready to let them go Remembrance, part of every life Numerous regrets, the art of passing time Not one forgets spent nights of chasing days Eternal rest to witness being erased [ Bump The Thread ] Analyzing heart rhythm. Do not touch the patient. Analyzing heart rhythm. Shock advised. Threads pass by in seasonal waves Just like a looping tape Keyboard crust and desk blues buzz The board is gathering dust But 'fore you nod off, just you wait What's on the tenth fold? Take an action, just be bold Pads out and resuscitate, 'cause it ain't too late To defibrillate Hey now, you gotta bump the thread (You've gotta bump the thread) Just like your grand old uncle said, Don't let that thing go red, hey Hey now, you gotta bump the thread (Before you go to bed) And even if the posts ran dry You just can't let it die Hey now, you gotta slap that string (You've gotta slap that string) You're playin' up that bassy funk And get that crazy groove sunk Hey now, let's do our thing (Don't care how dead it seems) 'Cause if you bring a funky groove You'll get the dead to move Now the show has run its course And that's all folks for Gen 4. But 'fore you say your "adios", you'll hear "was it kino"? Sunny wants to see your cock. Your imagination's fried Now your tap is running dry But there's duties, that you've got You can't let it drop, Give it a little shock, now. Hey now, you gotta bump the thread (You've gotta bump the thread) Just like your grand old uncle said, Don't let that thing go red, hey Hey now, you gotta bump the thread (Before you go to bed) And even if the posts ran dry You just can't let it die Hey now, you gotta slap that string (You've gotta slap that string) You're playin' up that bassy funk And get that crazy groove sunk Hey now, let's do our thing (Don't care how dead it seems) 'Cause if you bring a funky groove You'll get the dead to move So you're bumpin' up the thread, make your reply Keepin' it fresh like you're F5 Slappin' and slippin' the string, with a null byte, be like (A segfault again?!? Fuck!) Keepin' a loose string, like Bootsy, confusing, 'cause she's cutesy Pinkie chewing gum. She's groovin' it thick as oozing smoothie, it's moving; it's bruising like an uzi gun, Attack it and drop it and slap it and pop it, she need no provin' cause she had the pops to jacuzzi 'em. We fillet and peel it, diminish, no skillet, just skill and appeal in the wrap, so say we sushi 'em. Bumpin' the thread, just jump on the head, and up in this shred you will remember September like it's the Night at the Museum (Guitar Solo) You can scream all you will, But the ride don't care if you have had your fill Keep your arms and legs inside This vehicle at all times Chains will take you up the hill Who knows how long In this crazy song Of mares that's happening still Just don't let it rest Just go bump the thread Hey now, you gotta bump the thread (You've gotta bump the thread) Just like your grand old uncle said, Don't let that thing go red, hey Hey now, you gotta bump the thread (Before you go to bed) And even if the posts ran dry You just can't let it die Hey now, you gotta slap that string (You've gotta slap that string) You're playin' up that bassy funk And get that crazy groove sunk Hey now, let's do our thing (Don't care how dead it seems) 'Cause if you bring a funky groove You'll get the dead to move {Slide your rump, everypony do the bump, bump, bump, bump} [ Vaporshy ] Wandering in the night lights, wondering in my mind 'bout words we said Gazing darkness fills your head Lonely in the nighttime, trying as I might to run away. But sooner or later you're gonna face the day No, kindness isn't always easy But you gotta keep its flame alive Try as much to see things In the best of lights Trying to remember, they're not always saying what they mean But it works the same to pierce your feelings Sometimes they'll have bad days, sometimes a pony's lost her way But find the strength to bring them to the light No, kindness isn't always easy But you gotta keep its flame alive Try as much to see things In the best of lights Never let the shadows / make you think that's all there are Be the shining star If you want a brighter world then, you've gotta bring yourself into the light And what a sight Shine so bright No, kindness isn't always easy But you gotta keep its flame alive Try as much to see things In the best of lights No, kindness isn't always easy But you gotta keep its flame alive Try as much to see things In the best of lights [ stars_everywhere ] Look in the night, there's stars everywhere (Wooh) (x5)