I wanna fuck a human, yeah they got me crazy
I wanna get, with a big bald monkey
Tell me that it’s weird, but I think you’re just coping,
Cause really how could any stallion compete?

Tall boys, cause they stand on two
making hunky stallions look like literal whos
When I find one, things are getting hot and lewd
Now baby show me what them fingers do

Perfectly sized, they were made for me
They can take you in their arms, it was meant to be
Drop the steed, interbreed, and fulfill my need
for their seed, i’m so greedy for that human on pony

They’re so hot when they’re showing that bare skin
Better stay clothed if he don’t I might jump him
Mind’s a blur of all the things I’d do
to a human once I got him in my hooves



I could be a pet, or dominate
top or bottom any hole what difference does it make
if we fuck and fuck and fuck and go at it all night long
is it right cause it don’t feel wrong

Yeah the humans got it all
from the looks the tools and did I mention that they’re tall?
Once you go human you ain’t never going back
All the stallions they just ain’t got jack

Pegasi, they can fly, but ten seconds and they’re spent
Unicorns, got a horn, but a human’s got ten
That can twist, and turn, and make you squirm, at the drop of a hat
Now tell me, can your stud do that?

I think not cause he’s just a stud
and he ain’t got that human stamina
Cause I give ‘em 30 seconds till he’s out like a light
but a human keeps going keep me up all night



Just the thought, has me hot, got a flow, like a waterfall
Play a game of Buck Ball minus the Ball
against, a wall, do it on the Ponyville fruit stalls
even on the Mayor’s desk, in the town hall

Keep your stallions, humans got me wetter
We’ll bang more, and the foals, will be better
Tell me they’re not real but you got no reason
Get ‘em in my bed, and it’s open season

Mare the thought has got me restless
could you handle the year-round estrus
The bed, will rock, the head of his cock
spraying seed, deep inside my tight horse pussy

How do they taste, is it sweet or salty?
Pinkie tell me how to make a batch of their sweet cream
Open up the portal and let me through 
cause I wanna fuck a human baby let me ride you