>A quiet morning in Ponyville is suddenly interrupted as a familiar, somewhat cacophonic voice now rings through the morning air. 
>"Hey there, everypony! This is Lyra Heartstrings, coming to you live from Ponyville!"
>Ponies cease their various activities to observe what crazy antic Lyra felt like doing today.
>"Recently, a very important question has come to my attention, regarding something we mares do all the time without any real explanation."
>"Today I’m on a quest to solve a seemingly impossible riddle, one that has been on my mind for AT LEAST one whole hour!"
>"I'm tackling one of the greatest mysteries ponykind has never solved, up there with why nopony ever wants to share their oats with me."
>Various murmurs begin stirring as ponies wonder what could have had Lyra so engaged.
>"Mares of Equestria, I ask you this, why do we ooo so much?"
>Silence now fills the air.
>"You heard me right, I'm on a mission to figure out why it is we get so fascinated so easily."
>"I know, I hear what you’re saying, ‘But Lyra, nopony has ever been able to solve that before!"
>"And I say to you all that we CAN solve this puzzle, or at least I can!"
>"I'll be going around asking ponies what exactly drives them to want to ooo so often, and get to the bottom of this mystery."
>"Anypony who's interested in being asked, just step forward!"
>The crowd of ponies in the square simply stare at her, unsure at how to respond.
>"Ooookay, guess we're feeling a bit shy this morning, not a problem at all!"
>"I'll just go looking around for any willing volunteers, and don't worry, I won't stop until I get the answers we need!" 
>On the side, Bon Bon and Linky observe the scene with varying degrees of interest.
>>"Hey Bon, what's up with Lyra caring about why we go ooo all of a sudden?"
>>"I don't have a clue, I guess it just caught her attention when I did it after seeing a new candy being sold at the market."
>>”You sure letting Lyra pretend to be a detective/reporter is a good idea?”
>>"As long as she’s getting some air and not wrecking the home while I’m gone, I don’t care what she does.”
>>”Fair enough.”
>The two go on their way, while Lyra embarks on her journey to answer a question that few had ever wondered about.
>Passing by Cafe Hay, a perfect first volunteer catches Lyra's attention.

>"Cherry Berry! Just the mare I wanted to see!"
>The infamously grumpy mare barely makes an effort to hide her annoyance at having her lunch interrupted.
>>"Oh joy, it's Lyra, what do you want?"
>Completely oblivious to her annoyed tone, Lyra gets right down to business.
>"I need your help, I'm conducting an investigation on a really important topic, and I think you're the best mare around to help me solve it."
>>"Is that so?"
>"You betcha, I can't think of anypony else who'd be a better interviewee on this topic." 
>"So you aren't busy right? Cause this is a pressing matter we need to solve RIGHT NOW!"
>>"Oh of course not, it's not like I was having lunch or anyth-"
>"Good to hear it, and don't worry, I'll make it quick!"
>>"Ugh, fine, let's just get this over."
>Lyra retrieves her microphone from her saddlebag with a flourish, attempting to impress the clearly uninterested grumpy pone. 
>”Everypony, let me to introduce you to Ponyville’s most famous hot air balloonist and local soup enthusiast, Cherry Berry!”
>Cherry sighs heavily.
>>”Why did I agree to this?”
>”Easy, you’ve got that pioneering spirit like I do, that sense of discovery, and the curiosity is just eating you up!”
>>”Yeah, sure, anyways you said you’d keep this interview short so just ask me what’s on your mind already.”
>”Ok ok, so tell me, Cherry, you know all about how we ooo, right?”
>>”Yeah, what about it?”
>Lyra approaches the grumpy mare and stares deeply into her eyes.
>>”What reeeeeally gets you to want to ooo at things?”
>Cherry doesn’t flinch an inch.
>>”I don’t know, I’m a mare it’s just what I do, we all go ooo for no real reason sometimes.”
>”Yeah, but you’re famous for your ooos, ponies worldwide know all about them!”
>”We even have this picture of you that’s used as a reaction image!”
>>”I don’t ‘ooo’ anymore than… wait, you have a what?”

>From her saddlebag, Lyra levitates a small picture of Cherry making the all too familiar expression.
>"See this? Out of all the ooos, yours specifically is the one that most commonly shows when somepony wants to express that something is neat or interesting."
>A luminescent blush appears on Cherry’s face.
>>”W-what? I didn’t give permission for my face to be used like that, and why me?”
>”Because you look really cute in it, duh!”
>>”Cute?! What do you… no, I mean…”
>Cherry's sudden loss of rigidity surprises Lyra.
>”Uh, you ok there?”
>>”Never you mind, interview over, I have to go.”
>She gallops away from the restaurant, attempting to hide her now noticeable blush and smile.
>”Hey! You didn’t answer the question!”
>But the surprisingly bashful pony was long gone.
>"Huh, that was pretty weird."
>”Well great, guess I’ll have to find some other pony to interview, I wonder who I should ask next…”