Originally uploaded to Pastebin: December 27th, 2012
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>Day 95 in Equestria
>Wake up
>Everything is oddly quiet today
>Listen intently for the sound of birds 
>Nothing
>Kick off the covers and get dressed, listening closely all the while
>As you eat breakfast and stare out a window, you see that the town is rather still.
>See a single pony run through the streets and into a house
>Cautiously poke your head out the front door, looking around for signs of trouble
>Decide that it's safe enough and step onto your doorstep.
>Look around
>Met with a face full of yellow
>"G-good-"
Where is everyone?
>She looks around and stares back at you sweetly
>"Whatever do you mean, handsome?"
Cut the shit. Is Zecora back in town or something? I thought they were over her.
>"Oh no. There's no Zecora here. Just me and you."
>Narrow your eyes at her and give her your most intimidating glare
>She faulters under your gaze
>"Umm... I-I mean uhh, I h-have a question for you..."
What.
>"Are ummm..."
Spit it out.
>"I-I was just wondering if..."
I don't have all day, Fluttershy. What is it? What could you have POSSIBLY done this time?
>"A-are-"
>She awkwardly pulls something out from a saddlebag and places it at your feet
>It's an egg.
>A large one at that.
>It's covered in strange markings, and when you reach out to touch it you can feel a faint heat radiating off it
>Draw your hand back
What is it?
>An earth-shattering roar is heard echoing over the valley
>Your eyes widen
>Fluttershy stares back, tears forming in her eyes and her entire body shaking violently
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?
>Look towards the mountains in the distance
>A massive red-scaled monstrosity is heading straight for you
>"A-are dragons your fetish?"
>The Dragon lets loose another roar, filling you with a sense of dread you haven't felt since Fluttershy's birthday party last month
>Pick up Fluttershy and run as fast as you can towards the town centre
>Hear the sound of heavy wing flaps and a shadow passes over you
>Watch in horror as a beast the size of a mansion lands on the town hall, perching on the roof and causing grevious structural damage
>It's cries vibrate the very air around you
>Fluttershy has pissed herself
>The Dragon fixes you with a soul-piercing glare
>Makes yours look feeble
>"WHERE IS THE EGG, PEGASUS?"
>Fluttershy wriggles free from your grasp and takes to the skies
>"I-I DON'T HAVE IT ANYMORE!"
>The Dragon screams in fury
>She points a hoof at you
>"IT BELONGS TO HIM NOW!"
>Oh you utter faggot
>You can't even speak right now
>Try not to cry as the Dragon's head slowly turns back towards you
>It's eyes are practically glowing red with rage
>It snarls and bares it's teeth, each one the size of a pony and gleaming pearly white in the sun
>Your inner voice reverts back to your more primal instincts
>SHELTER. HIDE. RUN. NOW.
>You turn tail and sprint towards a nearby alleyway
>The Dragon roars
>"YOU CAN RUN, HUMAN. BUT I WILL RAZE THIS ENTIRE VILLAGE IF YOU DO NOT GIVE ME THAT EGG"
>The egg was back at your house
>That's ages away
>But it's your best shot to get the egg and hope that the Dragon has a good side
>You exit the other end of the alleyway to watch a house infront of you get reduced to cinders
>The Dragon launches itself off the town hall and starts walking along the tops of buildings to get to you
>A claw grips the roof of a house and a razor sharp talon brushes the top of your head
>An earsplitting scream erupts from the enraged beast, and it continues it's rampage
>Run in the general direction of your house, dodging stray Dragon limbs and fireballs
>Ponies are now in the streets with you, screaming their little heads off and filling the air with a cacophony of fear-induced noise
>Your ears are ringing between the shrieks of the population and the roars of the Dragon
>Hear it shuffle around on top of buildings, rooftops collapsing in and wood splintering
>"I SEE YOU, HUMAN."
>Oh shit oh god oh fuck
>Instinctively duck down another alleyway and look over your shoulder to see the ground you were stood upon go black and charred as Dragonfire scorches it
>The ground shudders and you hear rapid movement getting louder and closer
>A nearby wall collapses under the weight of the Dragon's foot, and you catch a glimpse of the terrified family behind it huddled together as you run through the alley
>More Dragonfire lights up the skies above, which are now filled with a thick black smoke
>Watch as the Dragon's spiked tail whips around and cleaves an entire 3-story building in half, the debris crashing to the streets
>"YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO RUN, BOY."
>Look over your shoulder just in time to see the Dragon look your way while perched on multiple buildings
>It opens it's maw and takes a deep breath, unleashing a torrent of orange fire your way
>Roll to the side and see several market stalls turn to ash
>Pick yourself up, coughing from all the smoke and skin burning from the intensity of the heat
>You see your house up ahead, the egg still on it's side infront of your door
>Pick up the pace and run as fast as your legs will let you towards the egg
>Hear the Dragon take flight behind you then land, it's weight causing pebbles lining the road to bounce slightly
>It begins running after you, the rhythmic pounding getting ever closer
>Your heart is racing in your ears and your chest is sore from exhaustion and smoke
>Reach out your hands as you near the egg
>"THAT HAD BETTER BE WHAT I THINK IT IS, HUMAN."
>Tears are streaking down your face as your fingers nearly touch your salvation from this nightmare
>Only to have it swiped away at the last second by a yellow blur
>Fall to the ground in a heap where the egg was, staring at your hands in disbelief
>Search around for the egg
>Your eyes settle on Fluttershy
>Holding the egg.
>"N-now, Anon. I-I'm sure if you gave this nice mister Dragon a chance, h-he'd become your fetish! And then we can be together!"
GIVE ME THE FUCKING EGG YOU HARLOT!
>"Language, mister. I'll keep this egg nice and safe while you work things out with mister Dragon"
>She flies away and out of your reach, singing a merry tune all the while
>You stare after her hopelessly
>A massive claw clenched into a fist slams the ground infront of you
>Shaking like a leaf, you turn and stare the crimson behemoth in the face, which is about 3cm away from yours
>"WHERE. IS. MY. EGG."
>His entire face is about as large as the front of your house.
>His breath stinks of sulphur and decaying flesh
>You can actually see the fire forming at the back of his throat as he glares open mouthed at you
>You're petrified by his visage, and can't manage an answer
F-flu...tter...
>"NO EXCUSES, HUMAN. WHERE IS MY EGG. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY CHILD?"
T-the p-pony took it.
>"WHICH PONY?"
The one that s-stole it in the f-first place
>You shakily point a hand towards where Fluttershy flew
>You eye the Dragon's fists, which are on either side of your body, each of them easily the size of a Van
>They clench even harder
>You glance back at the dragon, who's nose is now pressed against yours
>You tremble and shudder beneath this gargantuan engine of rage and destruction, and all it does is glare back and utter a single word.
>"OKAY."
>It stands back up and looks towards where you pointed, somehow glaring even harder than before
>You watch, still frozen in fear as it stomps off through anything in it's path, trees or buildings alike

>You are Fluttershy
>The silly little egg you stole was sure to win Anon's heart. Once he saw how brave you were after stealing it!
>That Dragon didn't need it anyway. It was just sitting there on a pile of gems, doing nothing.
>You cradle it and sigh, sat on your sofa back in your comfy little home. Soon to be Anon's as well
>You blush at the thought of Anon stepping through the door naked and ranting about dragons
I wonder if he's okay...
>Muse to yourself and lazily look towards the window
>The scenery has changed
>Now all the trees and such have been replaced with a massive yellow orb with a black slit in the middle, surrounded by a deep red border
>Your eyes widen
>You drop the egg in your panic
>It hits the floor and cracks
>Freeze
>Everything seems to stop and go silent
>Watch as a clear liquid seeps out of the cracks in the egg 
>You start hyperventilating
>Look back towards the yellow orb, which is now turning a red hue
>Hear a low, rising growl all around you
>The growl turns into a roar
>Eventually all you can hear is a deafening scream
>It lasts about 5 more seconds until the very roof of your house is torn off by two enormous claws
>The Dragon stands at full height, looming over the wreckage of your house
>It glares down at you and bares it's teeth, it's eyes now completely red
>It's hot breath hits you and you see a strange orange glow get brighter in the back of it's throat

>You are Anon
>You watch in amazed silence as the Dragon rips Fluttershy's house apart and cleanses the entire area in fire
>It concentrates it's flame into a single white hot stream of plasma, obliterating whatever it was touching
>It keeps this torrent of superheated breath up for a good 10 seconds before letting it die, plasma residue dripping from it's muzzle
>It lets loose a low moan, almost like one of sadness and you see it gently pick up a small white object
>The Dragon moans again and takes flight, cradling the object in it's claw as it flies back to where it came from
>Wait for a while
>Decide to check out the wreckage
>Walk through where the door used to be, the entire area is black and cracked, embers glowing and the air distorted with heat
>Look down a large hole in the floor
>This must be where the dragon concentrated it's fire
>The hole stretches deep into the earth, the very ground itself seemed to have melted under the heat
>You're glad you weren't on the receiving end of it.
>Dash out of the house when you realise your shoes were melting
>Walk home in silence and stop outside the door
>Look at Ponyville
>The entire village is a smouldering wreck. Black smoke fills the skies and ponies treat their wounded and cry in the streets
>Shrug
>Walk back indoors
>Sit down on the sofa
>Sigh as you carry on reading the book you started two days ago
Fucking Fluttershy.

The End