>be you, Anon McAnonson >you were accidentally teleported across time and space and ended up in Equestria >you've been here for a few months now and made some good friends >chief among them is Princess Celestia herself, who loved your casual behavior and took to having you around just to piss off the nobility >one day, "Celly" calls you into her chambers >she tells you about the birds and the bees >you tell her you know this shit already. You dumb? >she laughs at her flippant attitude and skips to the point >her estrus is coming up and she wants to fuck >however, she makes a point of informing you that in the heat of... heat... she loses all self-control >while she promises you the best fuck of your life, she can't guarantee your safety >after all, The Royal Plot has broken the pelvises of lesser stallions >it's even killed a few >she considers this a point of pride, but wanted you to have all the facts >what do you do? >do you accept the risks, or do you turn dat ass down? > Think to self in contemplation > "Anon it's fine if you do-" > Push finger tip to Sun gods mouth, "shushshshshshshsh". > Place hand on other side of face > "No time for words my sweet" > Double back flip away and sprint down hallway > Running faster then rarity from cheto incrusted filly fiddlers fingers > Find royal smith > "Oh hey there anonh what can I d-UghF!" > Knocked out smith with fist > Begin construction > Spend hours hammering away at steel and bronze metals > The smith wakes up several times > Ask him a question regarding metal works > Knock him out with hammer again and continue hammering. > Power of Thor flowing through your vaines as the shape of your tool begins to take shape. > Finally spend the next hour fitting it and polishing the golden imbued codpiece of fantastic designee. > Holding it aloft, you inspect it, Finding it worthy of a single word of praise > "Grovy". > Spring back to celestial in the middle of meeting with foreign leaders. > Take off cloths mid stride into the royal meeting room > Slide onto the table and use royal spaghetti to grease self into the cod piece. Standing in front of celsita as a single beam of light hits your jowl incrusted junk protector anti bashing ball protector. > Shock and all as all around look at the strange harry naked thing with a huge metal cock shining in the light > "Hail to the king baby."