Originally uploaded to Pastebin: February 7th, 2013 --- Happy Birthday to Smudgey! --- Nebulus: Smudgey Nebulus: Happy Birthday. Nebulus: :3 Smudgey: Thanks Neb, all the hugs Nebulus: No, Smudgey. Nebulus: No hugs. Nebulus: Only stories. Nebulus: Taking requests. Lay it on me ;3 Smudgey: hmmmmm Smudgey: Filly romance or rape would be pretty cool Nebulus: Filly rape, eh? Nebulus: That's a new one. Smudgey: i know you usually do silly stuff lol Nebulus: I'll see what I can do. I might not get it out today. I'll try. But it'll be a gift for you <3 Smudgey: bonus points if its robot related lol Well alright then, Smudge. One Fillyrape coming right up! --- >Day Master Plan in Equestria >You are Applebloom >Genius strategist and International Superhero >Or so you'd like to think >You are sat in the clubhouse with the other crusaders >Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo >You have one more coming in too. You summoned her, saying that it was a matter of urgency >Scootaloo groans >"Come on, Applebloom! What are we waiting here for?" We're waitin' for Babs! She'll be able to help us! >"I think we can do this without the help of Babs, Applebloom. It's just A-" >The door flies open >Babs stands in the doorway, looking out of breath >"I spent every last one of my savings getting a train ticket here! What's the problem?" No problem, Babs. Take a seat! >She stares at you for a second >"You owe me 15 bits for a cross-country rail ticket, Applebloom" Sure, sure. Now that we're all here, onto business! >Sweetie Belle sticks her hoof in the air Uhh. Yeah, Sweetie? >"Why ARE we here?" Ah'm gettin' to that! >Babs adds >"15. Bits." Ah get it! >Scootaloo seems to get an amazing idea >"Oh! Oh! Maybe we can get Rainbow Dash to help us!" GOSH DARNIT, NO! >They all fall silent Now. We're all here for one very good reason >You look at Babs Which is most definitely worth 15 bits >Sweetie Belle and Babs lean forwards to hear >Scootaloo leans back because she's a hardcore rebel who doesn't take poop from nop0ny Girls. We're gonna rut Anonymous! >Sweetie sticks her hoof up again Yes? >"What's rut?" >You, Scootaloo and Babs cringe >Babs places a hoof on Sweetie's shoulder >"We'll tell ya when you're older, Sweets." >Sweetie just looks confused >"But I don't understand! What is it? Is it a gift or something?" >Scootaloo nods slowly >"Yeah! it's a... Gift. From us to him." >This seems to cheer Sweetie up >"Super! So what are we getting him?" Well first we'll uhh, need to corner him in order to give him his gift! >Babs looks far more interested now that the topic is on the table >"Rutting Anon... Yeah, I guess this WAS worth the trip" >She grins at you >You smile back >Sweetie innocently tries to join in the smile-fest >Scootaloo looks away because she's cool like that >Babs gets on her business face >"So. How are we gonna do the deed?" >Pull out a map of Ponyville from a box Well, ah was thinkin'... >You are Anonymous >Soon to be victim of a cruel plot >Wake up >Shave shower shit >Yawn and scratch your armpit as you walk into the kitchen >Pour yourself a bowl of oats >Gotta stay somewhat healthy >You walk over to the front door to get the morning paper >Opening the door, you find a letter on top of the paper >Picking them both up, you head back indoors >The paper was pretty normal >"Famine sweeps across Equestria - Death Toll rising" >Stupid sensationalist media >You move onto the letter >A simple white card with a big red glitter heart in the middle Fucking Fluttershy... >You open it >"Deer Anon. Pleese cum too the cutie mark curseaders clubbhouse - love the cutie mark cruseaders" What. >You stare at the card for a moment, the cogs in your head turning >You just can't understand >How the hell did they spell Crusaders wrong differently, twice? >You'll need to have a word with Cheerilee about this >In any case, you have nothing else better to do today >May as well go over there and stop them from getting worse at spelling >Walking through the orchard at Sweet Apple Acres, you swear you can hear giggling in the trees >You know it's the girls >Because only Babs laughs like a man >You see the Clubhouse up ahead and prepare to be no doubt assaulted by the little bundle of illiterate joy that are the Cutie Mark Crusaders >You put your hands on your hips, smirk to yourself and say aloud: Boy. I wonder where the Cutie Mark Crusaders are? >You look towards the Clubhouse again and see an eye looking at you from behind a closed curtain >The moment it sees you looking, it disappears and you hear more excited giggling >You smile to yourself and walk up the ramp to the clubhouse, crouching down and knocking on the door >"Shhh! Shh! He's here!" >That was Applebloom. You can tell by her charming little accent >"Uhh, who is it?" It's Anonymous. I got your letter. >"Did you now! Well why don'cha get your cute little butt in here" >Freeze ...What? >"Ah said get in here!" >Maybe you misheard her >You push open the door and squeeze through, having to duck your head slightly because of the low ceiling >Look down at the philly beaming up at you >"Hiya, Anon!" Hey there, Applebloom. What was that you just said about-" >"NOW!" >Three furry blobs land on your head and shoulders, and begin trying to force you to the floor >It's adorable >It's like being tackled by puppies >They squirm and squeal >Babs, located on your head, cries over the din they're all making >"Applebloom! He won't go down!" >Chuckle >Applebloom, a serious look on her face, barks an answer >"Hold 'im still, girls! I'll get the rope!" Wait, what? >With very little room to move, and three phillies squirming all around you, you watch as Applebloom pulls out a coil of rope, and begins running around your legs >Ahh. >The famous "Hoth" manoeuvre >Clever girl. >You accept what's about to happen and fall forwards, your legs tied up with a cute little bow tied in the knot. Scootaloo and Babs quickly tie your hands behind your back. Rendering you immobile >The girls all cheer >You laugh it off >They're just kids being kids >Scootaloo excitedly jumps up and down on your back >"Now we can rut him!" >Kids? Nay. They are daemoness harlots from the blackest pits of hell. >And you're their next victim Ok, girls. Show's over. Get me out of here. >Applebloom trots into your vision >She seems really big, since your chin is resting on the floor with your eyes looking upwards >"Oh Anon..." >She leans in close and licks your nose >"We haven't even gotten to the main act yet" I gotta give you credit, that was a great comeback >She blushes and wags her tail >"S-stop it, Anon..." >She kicks a hoof and can't contain her smile >Sweetie Belle speaks up >"Ok! So are we gonna give him his gift now?" Gift. What. >"Sure! We are supposed to be giving you a present! That's what Applebloom said when I was told we were rutting you!" >You breathe in through clenched teeth and look at Applebloom >Her smile is gone and she's looking at the floor nervously You haven't told her, have you? >"N-no..." You didn't plan this out, did you? >"Well we weren't expectin' Sweetie to be so..." >She leans in and whispers >"Slow" >You try your best to nod understandingly >You look towards Sweetie Belle, who is humming and drawing cute pictures in the corner >You worry about that philly sometimes >Babs speaks up >"Enough talk! Lets do the deed, Applebloom! I want my 15 bits worth!" >Scootaloo agrees, emphasising her words by bouncing up and down on your back some more >"Yeah! Come on!" >And with that, three phillies get to work while one draws pictures of rabbits in the corner >Scootaloo and Babs tug and pull at your pants while Applebloom licks your face >She smiles widely at you >"Gosh, you aren't half salty, Anon... Ah like it." This is unbelievably wrong, Applebloom. >"Then why does it feel so right?" Again, nice work on the comebacks. >"Thanks, Anon." >She leans in and kisses you. Her tender lips working against yours >She pulls back >"You're a sweetheart" >The phillies roll you onto your back, giving you a much needed view of the clubhouse and your deceptively sinister assailants >After much experimentation and prodding, Babs and Scootaloo finally get your pants off >They let out a small cheer as they pull them down your legs, revealing your boxers >Babs' eyes grow two sizes at the sight of them >"Is that...?" >Applebloom licks her lips >"Eeyup" >Applebloom reaches a hoof forwards and touches your junk >It's still covered by the fabric, but the feeling is still there Applebloom. Stop it. >"Nnope." APPLEBL- >Scootaloo shoves a hoof in your mouth >"Quiet, Anon! This is gonna be so cool! We might even get our cutie marks!" >Oh god >She just had to say that >Applebloom gasps >"Of course! Rape cutie marks!" >The three phillies look at each other before shouting >"CUTIE MARK CRUSADER RAPISTS! YAY!" >Sweetie Belle chrips from the corner >"And Sweetie Belle too!" >Poor kid >She's just drawing circles over and over again, still humming to herself >Seriously. What the fuck. >Babs marches across your chest and settles down, her face inches from yours >"Ya know. I always thought you were cute" I always thought you were a dude >Scootaloo starts laughing her ass off >Babs turns on her >"W-WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHIN' AT?!" >Her tail flicks and covers her flank >Scootaloo tries to compose herself >"S-sorry, Babs. That just got to me..." >Babs ain't havin' none a' that shit. >"Yeah! But ya still laughed, didn't cha?" >"I said I'm sorry, Babs! Come on!" >They stare at each other for a second >And without further ado, the catfight begins >Like a cartoon dustball, the two phillies roll around on the floor slapping and biting the fuck out of each other >You look at Applebloom, who is looking at the floor with a miserable look on her face You ok, Applebloom? >"No... I'm the worst rapist ever..." Aww, It's ok. Hey, you think you're bad? Lemmie tell you about Fluttershy... >While Babs and Scootaloo continue to fuck each other up, you weave tales of Fluttershy to Applebloom, who laughs merrily and giggles along with you >The fight escalates and the two combatants tumble out of the door, rolling down the ramp and towards the orchard >Applebloom sighs >"Guess I'd better go an' sort 'em out..." >She gets up and walks out the door after the other two >That leaves you on the floor of the clubhouse, tied up and half naked >Great >You struggle, but the bindings are holding fast. >Sigh Perfect... >Just then, the door shuts >Look up >Sweetie Belle is stood over you >Oh god no. >She isn't- >"Well. Now that they're out of the way. I have you all to myself!" I FUCKING KNEW YOU WERE SMARTER THAN YOU LOOKED >She giggles >"Of course! You think Applebloom or Scootaloo or Babs Seed know anything about rape? Please. I learned from the best" >She goes on, a smug look on her face >"I learned from my sister. And like her, I too am a master of deckep... Deshep..." Deception? >"Yeah! Decepticon!" Well no dice, asshole. I don't care how smart you are. Get me out of here, and I might not tell Rarity what you've been up to >"Anon. My sister is the one that taught me this. Do you really think that she'd care? If anything, she'd be proud" >Son of a bitch, she's right. Ah well. Guess we're doing this the hard way. >You tense your stomach muscles and sit bolt upright >Sweetie Belle, who was stood on your chest, is headbutted and knocked off >She recovers incredibly fast and stands back up with unnatural speed and holy SHIT does your head hurt >God damn! It's like her head is made of metal >You stare at her >Her forehead, where you knocked her. >The skin is torn, revealing a silver coloured plating underneath Sweet mother of mercy. >Sweetie Belle grins at you >She then goes about tearing off her own skin >Huge chunks of fur and fake meat fall off her now metallic bones and body structure >Amidst the shredded disguise stands a small, impossibly advanced construct >A metallic voice chimes throughout the clubhouse as it begins to slowly trot towards you, the gears making little whirring noises with each step >"GREETINGS. MY NAME IS SWEETIE BELLE. WHAT IS YOURS?" FUCKING SWEETIE BELLE! Bad End