Originally uploaded to Pastebin: February 28th, 2013 --- Clever Dick: >flutters gets twilight to cast a spell on him that makes him get hard when he's enraged >so when she turns up for the fetish attempt, anon is confused at his arousal >he has to keep his cool while flutters starts annoying him at every turn >he ends up becoming a zen master and harnessing his inner rage [spoiler]>Only to lose his shit when Pinkie Pie pesters him at the end of the day.[/spoiler] Clever Dick: plzwrite Clever Dick: pls Nebulus: ... Nebulus: Ok ._. ---- >Day Flustered in Equestria >Wake up >Shit shower shave >Look out the window and see Ponyville in all its equine glory >Sigh happily and watch as the little town goes about its business >Nothing is going to get you riled up today. It's just a perfect morning. >Eat toast and read the morning paper while you think of things to do >Not much to do, since no one will give you a job. >Not that you need one. Luna is funding your life. She feels that an alien being should be pleased lest you contact your home world and summon a fleet of angry humans to go to war with Equestria >You didn't correct her and just rolled with it. >More money for you. >Finish eating and stand up, stretching and yawning as you walk over to the front door >Throw it open and smile >The sun is warm and you feel mellower than ever >Twilight will be expecting you, probably. You usually end up seeing her most days. >With that, you turn and walk in the direction of the library. >You are Twilight Fluttershy, I just... What? >Fluttershy blushes and hides behind her mane >She's been here all morning, pestering you >"P-please, Twilight... I love him!" Yeah, I gathered. But this isn't the way to go about these things, Fluttershy! I'm not doing that to him!" >She whines >"But why?" Because it's not... Normal! >Fluttershy has been trying to coax you into enchanting Anon. With the most bizarre thing imaginable >It's an arousal spell. It usually works on ponies, mostly stallions, but you're not so sure about Anon >It might have side effects. >"What have you got to lose? You could find out how spells work on him... Or umm... Something." No means no! >Fluttershy whines again, louder this time >It's incredibly annoying, though you'd never tell her that Fluttershy. You've been here for... 2 hours. Please. Just leave and let me eat in peace! >"N-no!" >Give her a deadpan look >"I-I'm not leaving until you do as I say!" >Maintain the face. >"If that's ok..." >Sigh Alright. You win. >She gasps and hugs you >Roll your eyes >"Thank you, Twilight! Oh my goodness, it's just wonderful of you!" Yeah yeah. Just let me get some food and we can go and find Anon. >Fluttershy dances on the spot in happiness >"Ooooh! He'll love me for sure after this!" >You are Anon >Knock on Twilight's door >She opens it, an apple hovering next to her head >Her eyes widen when she sees you >"Oh." Is there a problem? >"Uhh. N-no. Not at all. Come in!" >You follow her in, ducking your head under the door >Twilight walks to the centre of the room, a plate with some sandwiches on it >She munches on the apple and takes a bite of a sandwich >Turning back to you, she motions to a seat >You sit Sooo. I didn't think of anything to do today, so I just thought I'd come round. Is that cool with you? >She swallows her sandwich >"Sure! I just need to ask you a favour first" Go on? >"I just need to test a spell on you. It won't hurt" >She mutters 'probably' under her breath >You frown What sort of spell? >"Oh, nothing drastic. It's a uhh, emotion spell. I just want to see if I can control emotions. I've had no luck on ponies, so it probably won't work on you" >She's now giving you a very forced looking smile >Narrow your eyes ...Alright then. But no funny business, ok? I'm in a good mood this morning. >She nods slowly >"I noticed. Just stand over there and- HEEYAH!" >She jumps onto the table and her horn emits a small shockwave >It hits you in the chest and you are launched backwards off your chair >Your heart is aching >And for some reason, your dick >You groan and sit up >Twilight is watching you, a calculating look on her face >"Well? Did it work?" How the fuck am I supposed to know?! >She winces at your tone >Your smile and optimism: Gone >You glare at Twilight >The spell has left a tingling sensation all over your body, causing you to develop a boner >You growl >She laughs nervously >"I uhh. I guess it didn't work. Sorry, Anon. I needed to do it suddenly in order to get the best results..." >You storm out of the library and slam the door, leaving with a "FUCK YOU, TWILIGHT" >Fucking unicorns >Fucking magic >Fucking... Seriously, what's up with this boner? >You're wearing jeans. So your boner is nice and hidden between the waistline and your shirt. But it's pulsing the more you think about what Twilight did >You've never had this reaction to magic before. >You frown as you walk through town, your rage calming down until you feel relatively normal again >Strangely, as your anger fades, so does your boner >You duck down an alley and look down your pants >Yup. Flaccid as the day you were born. >Odd. >You decide that it was a side-effect of that particular spell. And that Twilight is just a pervert. >Feeling annoyed and betrayed, you decide to head back home >You unlock the front door and stroll inside, slamming it behind you >Lie on the sofa, your legs dangling off the edge >Pick up a book and start reading, getting lost in the world of Daring Do >Some time passes in silence, the turning of pages and you sniffing the only noises. >This peaceful moment is ruined by a loud knocking on the door >You put down the book and stand up, walking over to the door >Open it and look down >Fluttershy. >She smiles at you >You glare at her >She's here for her daily dose of punt, it seems. >You crack your knuckles and neck, preparing for whatever it is she's about to say >"Good morning, Anon! How are you feeling?" Why should I tell you? >Her ears droop slightly >"W-well I just wanted to check in! You looked like you were angry when you were walking home-" You were stalking me? >"I.. um... I w-was watching from afar? Y-you know if you want me to check your hot dick down an alley, j-just ask." >She blushes and looks down, playing with a small stone with her hoof >Your eye twitches >This fucking horse. >THIS. FUCKING. HORSE. >Every single god damn day. She comes here and sours your mood >You've put up with it for now, but you're on the verge of snapping. >Fluttershy looks up at you with that shit eating grin >You should just punch her >Beat some sense into her >Just ram your entire hand in there and fist fuck her into submission >You glare at Fluttershy >Then realise what you just thought >Your dick is throbbing, and is harder than it was this morning >You were just thinking about fucking Fluttershy >What the hell is wrong with you? >You take a deep breath and try to calm down >Fluttershy stares at you expectantly, her eyes darting between you and your cock >When she sees you uncurl your fists and relax, she gets a worried look >"Anon? Don't you want to umm... D-do things to me?" >You walk past her No, Fluttershy. I don't. >Trying to control your thoughts is harder than expected >And it's playing havoc with your poor dick >It's alternating between hard and soft over 6 times a minute >You concentrate on walking and block Fluttershy out of your mind >She flies after you, desperately trying to get a response out of you >"Anon? D-do you like it when I do this?" >She flies in front of your face and shows you her pussy, leaking slightly >Your dick gets hard and you grit your teeth >Then remember what's happening and relax, your dick going soft again >By now you've realised that the spell Twilight hit you with this morning must have worked >You're not sure why the hell such a thing would exist, but hey. Here you are. >Fluttershy whines in your ear >The noise cuts through you like a knife and you try not to shudder >Your heart beats faster and the rage builds once more, accompanied with your boner >Fluttershy then quickly flies down and prods your dick >"Oh yay! It worked! N-now you have to rut me, Anon!" The hell I do >Pick up the pace of your walk and try to block her out >"B-but you're angry! You're supposed to rut me when you're angry!" >Your mind is filled with lewd images of Fluttershy bent over various objects, looking back over her shoulder at you. >You shake your head to try and get rid of them >Real life Fluttershy isn't helping >The whole situation is making you shake with anger. >The audacity of this pony. The fucking NERVE. >Your brain delivers you a delightful image of Fluttershy riding you. Her mane a mess and her tongue hanging out of her mouth while she screams your name >THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPENING >Real Fluttershy is desperately licking your face and breathing in your ear >You swat her away with a hand >"Yes! That's right! Are you mad? Anon are you mad? Anon? You mad?" >Your teeth are being clenched so hard together you could crush tempered steel between them >She knows how to push all your buttons when it comes to pissing you off >You breath deep again, and sit down in the middle of the road, your legs crossed >You close your eyes and sit in silence >Fluttershy lands next to you and rubs your dick, which is threatening to burst from strain >She giggles >"Oh my... Someone is angry." >You remember your days back on Earth. >A very simple lesson you learned in regards to people like Fluttershy >Don't respond. Don't feed it. Just ignore it. >Fluttershy licks your cheek >You slowly breath out through your nose >You even manage a smile >Despite all her best efforts and touching, Fluttershy cannot sustain your boner. >The images leave your mind, and your poor dick goes soft >She prods it and whines again >"Why is it soft? Did I do something wrong? Anon? Is umm..." >She goes silent for a while and you hear her turning on the spot >She speaks again >"Are trees your fetish? Is grass your fetish? Are buildings your fetish? Is sunny weather your fetish? Are rocks your fetish?" >She places both hooves on your shoulders and kisses you on the lips >You don't move an inch, or even twitch, you just stay silent and motionless >Fluttershy starts grinding on your lap, her marehood scraping against your crotch >You keep a small smile the whole time >She starts stammering, and you can almost hear the tears forming in her eyes >"B-but... The spell! It was meant t-to..." >She bursts into tears and you hear a flap of wings, as well as some dust getting kicked up in your face >After another minute in silence, you open your eyes >Fluttershy is gone, and you feel... Calm >Calmer than you've ever felt >You stand up and look around >Hoofprints and damp spots are all around you >And you don't even care >You look at everything around you >You see everything in a new light >Like everything in the world is connected, a beautiful relationship of mutual existence >Everything needs everything else to survive >The ponies tending the flowers to your left >The apples being eaten to the right >The clouds above being moved around by pegasi >Everything is balanced >Disturbing the balance with negative influence will only interrupt and distort this harmony. >You smile at this new revelation >Slowly, you walk through Ponyville, basking in this new sensation of bliss you're feeling. >You laugh, a genuine laugh >You can't help but feel a large smile grow on your face >Everything is just perfect. And you couldn't possibly be happi- >At that moment, Pinkie Pie explodes out of a nearby bin and throws a water-balloon at you >She screams with laughter >"YOU'RE SO WET, ANON! HAHAHA! >You unleash a roar so loud and so powerful that nearby objects shudder as the ground itself shakes >Your dick explodes out of your pants, fuelled by unfathomable fury >Grab Pinkie Pie by the hair >Force her to the ground >Ram your cock into her in the middle of town, screaming incoherent gibberish and obscenities while she moans and laughs at the same time >This only makes you madder, and even after cumming, your dick refuses to go down. >Spend the rest of the day in a state of perpetual rage, and also >Fucking Pinkie Pie The End God dammit, Clever. Leave me alone.