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>Day Supernatural in Equestria
>You are Fluttershy
>It's the middle of the night, and you haven't slept at all
>A large red circle surrounds you in your cottage
>Angel bunny is tapping his foot impatiently
Now now, Angel! We need to do this just right or the ritual won't work and we'll all die a horribly bloody death!
>His eyes widen and his foot stops tapping
>Stroke his head
Now go and get me the book, good boy.
>He scampers off as you smile to yourself
>Anon has been quite the problem.
>All you want is to have incredibly hot and passionate sex with him, then marry him and start a family and bare as many foals as possible
>You sigh and look at the floor
>But he says that that's "dumb"
>Manage a smile
>But tonight is different
>You have a plan that will surely win his heart!
>Angel scurries back, carrying a large tome on his back
>It seems to be made of skin, and a horrifically distorted face adorns the front
>Written in a dark red substance you dare to assume is blood, the words "Black Rituals and Demon Possession for dummies" are scrawled
>You shudder to imagine what kind of twisted madpony wrote this sin against nature
>Open the tome to the page you bookmarked
>Look nervously at Angel
>He seems just as uneasy as you
>Look back to the book and clear you throat, uttering the dark incantation you desire
Biggie smalls, biggie smalls, biggie smalls.
>The moment you utter the last word, the ring around you catches fire
>You yelp in fear and Angel runs screaming out the door
>You find that you can't move
>A dark shape forms from the fire's smoke in front of you
>It takes the shape of a typical demon
>That is - Absolutely terrifying
>It glowers down at you, eyes burning with hellfire that pierce your very soul
>It's smoky body seems to dark the entire room, barely leaving you space to breathe
>"YOU HAVE SUMMONED ME, MORTAL. WHAT IS IT THAT YOU DESIRE?"
Umm. C-can you get Anon to love me?
>The demon's eyes narrow
>"YOU SUMMONED A DEMON FROM THE BLACKEST PITS OF HELL TO HELP WITH YOUR LOVE LIFE?"
...Y-yes...
>He is silent for a while
>"VERY WELL. I CAN BEND HIS MIND TO YOUR WILL, OR TAKE THE FORM OF A SUCCUBUS TO BRING HIM TO YOU"
Oh no, nothing like that, thank you. I just want him to love me.
>You smile at him as sweetly as you can
Pleeeeease?
>The demon growls, his guttural voice shaking the entire cottage
>"YOU DRAG ME FROM MY HOME TO ASSIST YOU IN SOME MORTAL QUEST FOR HAPPINESS? YOU INSULT ME."
Oh n-no, I d-don't offend you... Please... Umm...
>You feel as though you're losing control of the situation, and your words start to fall over each other
P-please... Love, h-have money
>You throw a sack of bits at him
>It passes straight through his body
>The room starts to get a whole lot hotter as the demon's rage becomes more apparent
>"VERY WELL, MORTAL. I SHALL GET YOU YOUR ANON."
O-oh, g-g-good. Thank y-you
>He laughs malevolently
>"BUT I SHALL DO SO, MY WAY."
>And with that, all smoke in the room surges down your throat
>Tears streak down your face as you feel the dark will of the demon crushing your mental barriers and taking control of your entire being
>Fucking Demons.

>Day 666 in Equestria
>Contrary to popular belief, '666' actually refers to a Roman Emperor, not the devil.
>The more you know
>Unfortunately, that also means that today bears no real meaning.
>Tough luck, reader.
>Wake up and yawn
>You yawned too hard and now your jaw hurts
>Great start to the day, right there.
>Climb out of bed and lumber over to the bathroom
>Shit shower shave
>Pull on your favourite clothes
>A suit and tie
>Gotta stay classy
>Class is what separates you from the ponies
>Stroll into your kitchen and prepare some toast
>Chew on it and think about the delicate workings of the human mind
>And also hot pony ass
>A knock on the door pulls you out of your Cadence fantasy
>Go over to the front door
>Pull it open
>As usual, Fluttershy
What do you want, Fluttershy?
>Fluttershy stares at you
>She looks a little bit different today
>You can't put your finger on why
>Peer at her
>On closer inspection, her fur is dirty, like she was just down a coal mine, her eyes are sunken in to the point of being mere shadows
>Her head is cocked to one side and she's drooling a thick green goop from her mouth
Uhh, you ok, Flutters?
>"Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh..."
>She hacks up a glob of green shit and spits it at your feet
>Then goes back to groaning
Ooookay then.
>Walk past her and lock your front door
See you around then, Fluttershy. Take it easy.
>"uuuuuuuuuuuuugh"
>Walk into Ponyville and straight towards the library
>Before you can even reach it, Twilight runs out her front door and towards you
>"Anon! We have a problem! One of the books from the forbidden archive has been stolen!"
Well shit, how did that happen?
>"I don't know! Come and look!"
>She drags you into the library and shows you a cardboard box with the words "Donut Steel" written on the side
Damn, that sure is a safe and secure archive.
>"I know! But the book in question is an evil book that should have never been written! And now it's been stolen!"
An evil book, eh? What does it do?
>"Evil things!"
Anything more specific?
>"Eeeeeeeviiiiiiil"
Wh-
>Twilight sticks her face into yours
>"EEEEEEVIIIIIL"
Right. So what, you want me to help you?
>"Yes!"
>You crack your knuckles
>Looks like you've got an adventure to go on
>"Soo... You'll help?"
>Look down at her and smile
Fuck no, I got other shit to do.
>Walk your ass outta there
>She can sort out her own problems
>You hear Twilight screaming with frustration as you go
>Head towards Sweet Apple Acres to talk to Applejack about Apples
>A perfectly normal and sane thing to do
>On the way there, you take note of the lack of animals
>Not a single bunny or bird
>Just silence, save for the wind.
>Odd.
>Reach the farm and find Applejack pottering around, inspecting trees
Hey, AJ!
>She trots over, a concerned look on her face
>"Hey, Anon."
Something wrong?
>"It's the apples. Do they look... Ah dunno, weird?"
>Look at them
>One or two are a sickly green colour, not the normal healthy red or green
Bad crop?
>"Not sure. But ah've never seen nothin' like this before. Seems to have just happened overnight. You seen anythin’ weird today?"
Nah.
>You don’t count Fluttershy. she‘s always been weird.
>Applejack frowns
>"Is that... Oh! It's Fluttershy! HEY! FLUTTERSHY!"
>You turn around and see Fluttershy slowly making her way up the path towards you both
>She's dragging her feet slightly and coughing up more green shit
>She must have a cold.
>Applejack leans her head towards you, eyes still fixed on the nearing yellow horse
>"She seem... Off, today?"
>Shrug
Maybe she's just sick
>"Yeah, no kiddin'."
>Applejack turns to you
>"While ya here, ya may as well help out. Fetch me bucket out the barn, would ya? We'll see if we can't get rid a' some a' these bad apples."
>You nod and head towards the barn
>Applejack walks over to Fluttershy while your back is turned
>"Heya, Fluttershy!"

>Walk out the barn some time later
>Those buckets were hidden in a small dungeon under the barn
>You should tell AJ about the giant spider living down there
>Look around the barn yard
>You can't see Applejack or Fluttershy anywhere
>Call out
Applejack?... Fluttershy?
>Nothing
>Turn to the left
>Applejack is stood right next to you
JESUSFUCK, Don't do that, AJ!
>She doesn't answer
...Applejack?
>She moans in a raspy voice
>You look at her foreleg
>A large bitemark is openly bleeding
You're a bit messed up there, Applejack. Do you need... Help?
>At the word help, Applejack's lopsided head shakes ever so slightly
>"nnnnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuughhhh"
No? Always the stubborn one, aren't you, AJ?
>She leans towards you, her mouth opening slightly
>You see green drool all around her lower jaw
>And also that her eyes are now sunken in
>She lurches towards you
>Jump back
I don't want a hug, AJ. This suit looks better without green slobber all over it
>Applejack seems confused at your sudden movement
>She looks at where you once were, and at the place you now are
>She groans again and shuffles towards you
Alright, you're just being as weird as Fluttershy. I'm gonna go now. Say hi to Fluttershy for me will you?
>Stroll away from her
>Shout over your shoulder
And get that bite looked at! It might get infected!
>It's midday
>And damn, you're hungry.
>Walk towards Sugarcube corner
>On the way there, notice a pony slumped against the wall of a building
>Walk over
>It's Bon Bon
>She's got a bite mark on her neck
>Look around
>No one has noticed her
>You're about to call out for someone when Bon Bon moves
>Her head slowly looks up at you
>She groans
Heya, Bonny. You have a really bad mark there on your neck
>Her hoof slowly moves towards it, but drops before it touches the bite.
>Instead she just groans at you and moves her hooves towards you
Hey, no hugs. The suit is expensive.
>She waves her hooves around in the air whilst groaning slightly
>Well this is just getting weird
>"Bon Bon?"
>Turn your head
>Lyra runs over, panting
>"There you are! I've been looking everywhere for you!"
>Bon Bon groans
>Lyra laughs
>"Too much candy again? Seriously, Bon. Lay off the sugar."
>Lyra hoists Bon Bon onto her back and smiles at you
>"I'm gonna take her home. See you around, Anon"
>You wave and watch her go, Bon Bon seems very disgruntled at being carried
>Walk a short distance and reach Sugarcube Corner
>Push open the door
>Pinkie Pie bounces on over to you
>"Hi Nonny! Want something to eat?"
You know it!
>Settle down and chew a pastry
>Lazily look outside the window
>Watch a couple run through the park
>The mare is laughing
>Her boyfriend is staggering after her, looking tired as hell
>The girl laughs and hugs him
>He buries his muzzle in her neck and pushes her over onto the grass
>The roll into a bush
>The bush starts rustling violently
>Roll your eyes
Ponies. No public decency.
>Pinke Pie wanders over and takes a seat next to you
>"Whatcha lookin' at, Nonny?"
Oh, nothing. So what's new, Pinks?
>"Well I saw a lot of my friends today being super tired! They're all "uuuugh"
>She puts on a comical expression and waves her hooves around in front of her
>Then she giggles
>"So I told them some jokes and that seemed to liven them up! Those silly ponies"
>She giggles
>"I gotta go help the Cakes with a big order, see you around, Nonny!"
You too, Ponko.
>She smiles and bounces off
>You finish your pastry and head out the shop
>Stretching, you look around and check your watch
>1:15
>Look around Ponyville
>A few ponies trot around on their daily business
>Seem to be a lot less than normal
>Must be that cold going around
>Decide to head back home for the day
>On your way through the town square, you notice a grey, sharp looking stallion pulling a wagon into town
>It's a simple, run down little thing
>The stallion sees you and nods
>Walk over
Hey there, you new in town?
>"Well I'll be. I've never seen a creature like you around these parts before. What's your name, son? What's your story?"
Anon. Human. Alien. Magic.
>He nods
>"Well that's fine, that's fine indeed. My name is Reverend Jay Lee. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance Mister Anon."
Y-you too.
>"So what's the deal with the town, boy? It seems mighty quiet around here today. I'da thought that there would be a market set up."
I dunno, really. Must be a cold going around.
>"A cold! Oooh that's mighty unfortunate. Can't do the Goddess' work with a cold. Most unfortunate indeed"
>Raise an eyebrow
You know, I don't think I've ever seen a reverend on this world. And I've been here a long time now.
>He chuckles
>"Not many of us left. But I do my duty because no other will take up the burden"
Burden of what?
>"Spreading Celestia's light where there is darkness and preaching the word of our most beloved leader"
Well. I don't think we really need telling how about how great Celestia is. I mean, she raises the sun.
>He nods fervently
>"That she does! Praise the sun!"
>He looks directly at the giant ball of nuclear fission hovering in the sky
>He sighs
>"The burning of the eyes is proof of her love"
>So even the priests here are insane. Lovely.
>He looks back at you
>"So what do you do arou- Wait. What's that?"
>You follow his gaze
>A pony is sluggishly wandering through the town square alone
>You hear her groan
>Look back at Jay Lee
>He's glaring at her
>"What in Her name is that pony doing? Is she afflicted?"
I told you, man. There's a cold going around
>The Reverend canters up to the pony
>Follow him with your hands in your pockets
>Nothing else better to do after all
>The Reverend grabs the pony's face and smushes it between his hooves
>His eyes bore into hers
>"By the Holy Light of the Sun. This pony has fallen to darkness!"
You what, mate?
>He grabs your face and smushes it as well
>"DON'T YOU SEE, BOY? THESE PONIES ARE CURSED!"
>He points at the pony
>She tries to gnaw on the end of his extended hoof
>He pulls it back with a cry
>"We must Exorcise her!"
I dunno, people around here are pretty fit as it is.
>"Not exercise, you foolish boy! Exorcise! We must rid the spirit from her body!"
>He runs back to his trailer and roots around in a chest at the front
>Look back at the pony
>She's staring into space
So uhh, what's up, Berry?
>"N-not much, Anon."
>She hiccups and groans again
>"Tried to experiment with beer mixing. Didn't work out well. I feel like crap..."
>You want taking home?
>"I... I think I can make it. But I'm so hungry, I don't think I've eaten in like, 2 days."
The fuck have you been doing?
>She sniffs
>"Drinkin'."
Makes sense.
>The Reverend runs back and throws water at her face
>"The power of Pone compels you!"
>Berry flinches
>"Knock it off, asshole. I'm drunk. Not possessed."
>She pushes the Reverend away and continues her slow trek home
Nothing to worry about, Jay. Ponies around here love the sauce. Berry wasn't possessed.
>The Reverend shakes his head
>"She wasn't. But HE is."
>You turn around just in time to see a stallion tackle Berry and tear out her throat with his mouth
HOLY SHIT!
>"NO, ANON. UNHOLY SHIT!"
>You both run over and kick the stallion off Berry
>Her eyes are lifeless
>You can't believe what just happened
Reverend... Why?
>He grimaces
>"Dark forces are at work in Ponyville. We must rid the town of the curse of undeath."
Undeath? You're not saying that-
>Berry's eyes snap open, her eyes sink back into her skull and she begins to salivate green goo
Oh fuck.
>She clambers to her feet and lurches towards you
>Kick her in the head before she can reach you
>The stallion that you pushed off her growls at you and tries to crawl towards you
>Lift your leg into the air and bring your foot down on his head as hard as you can
>His skull shatters, sending blood and bone everywhere
>Stare at where his head once was
What.
>"Anon! Beware!"
>Turn in time to see Berry get stabbed through the eye with a shuriken shaped like Celestia's Cutie Mark
>She falls backwards and stays down
>You look at the two ponies in horror
>Look back at the Reverend, who is now wearing a religious getup, adorned with gold rims and images of Celestia's Butt Picture
>"Anon. Would you be so kind as to help me rid this town of evil?"
>Check your watch
>1:33
>Yeah, you got time.
But first we gotta check on Twilight. She might be able to help us
>The Reverend's eyes widen
>"Twilight Sparkle! Of course! The Goddess' personal student!"
>You lead the way towards Twilight's library, the streets are now deserted and the whole thing seems totally surreal
>Reach the tree
>Knock on the door
>Spike opens it
>"Heya, Anon! Who's your friend?"
A pony of god. Let us in, Spike. We need to see Twilight.
>He shrugs and lets you past
>Twilight bursts out of her bedroom, looking frantic
>"Anon! Have you found the book?!"
Hell naw. I had better shit to do. Listen, we have a problem. There are Zombie Ponies running around eating people.
>Spike faints
>Twilight screams
>"I knew this would happen! Nonononono! Why did I have to look after that book!?"
>Jay Lee steps forward
>"Ms Sparkle, I'm going to have to ask you to calm down."
>Strangely enough, she does.
>"Now, what did this book look like? Did it have a name?"
>She nods
>"Yes! 'Black Rituals and Demon Possession for dummies'"
>The Reverend shudders
>"Truly, the darkest of magics has been unleashed on this town. I shall not ask why you had such a tome to begin with. But all that matters is that we rid the town of the curse"
>Twilight nods again, looking more sane now that someone with a plan has shown up
>"Of course!... How? We'll need the book to dispel the ponies with the curse!"
>The Reverend shakes his head
>"No, Ms Sparkle, I'm afraid that the curse of undeath can only be cured with more death."
>He grimaces
>"This entire town must be purged"
>Twilight gasps
>"How can you even consider that!? There's got to be some other way!"
>The Reverend growls
>"Dammit, Ms Sparkle. As a disciple of Celestia I order you to purge this town!"
>Twilight retorts with just as much anger
>"You are not my superior, Reverend. Nor would I obey that command even if you were!"
>You feel like you've seen this before
Listen, guys. As much as I'd like to sit here and shout cool lines at each other, the dead are rising and killing innocent people. Now I'm going to go out there and sort it out because it's been my dream since I was a 13 year old boy browsing Youtube for videos of zombie movies I was too young to see. And I'll be damned if you're going to stop me.
>The two ponies stare at you
>Twilight clears her throat
>"B-but are you sure there isn't another way? I still don't know who took the book."
Probably Fluttershy.
>"What?"
Fluttershy. She was the first sick pony I saw today. And only last week she trained a horde of bears to ride unicycles to see if Russia was my fetish. I wouldn't be surprised if she was responsible for this.
>The Reverend nods
>"Then our course of action is clear. We must destroy this Fluttershy."
>Twilight cocks her head
>"Can't we just go to her house and take the book back, then use it to stop the undead?"
>The Reverend looks at you
>You look at him
>You both look back at Twilight
Nah.
>"Nah."
>You, Twilight Sparkle and Reverend Jay Lee stampede through Ponyville on the way to Fluttershy's cottage
>The Reverend talks as he runs
>"Now! The Original Undead will probably be much stronger than it's weaker comrades. We must be careful when dealing with it"
>Twilight answers
>"How are we going to do it?"
>The Reverend laughs
>"We'll improvise!"
>The cottage nears and you all slow to a walk
Alright, she's just down this path. Sure you'll be able to reverse the spell, Twilight?
>"I hope so"
>You all turn and see Fluttershy's cottage
Oh sweet Jesus.
>"By the Goddess..."
>Twilight just gawps
>Every single pony in Ponyville is swarming around Fluttershy's cottage
>The skies above it are thick with swirling black smog that darkens the land beneath it
>The moans of the dead reach your ears
>Turn to your comrades
Any ideas?
>The Reverend shakes his head slowly
>"I never imagined this many so fast. You say it started just this morning?"
Yup.
>"Hmm..."
>Twilight whines
>"I'm not comfortable killing my fellow citizens, guys. I'm sorry."
>They both look at you
>Twilight frowns
>"What do you think, Anon?"
>You look around at the various front gardens of the nearby houses
>See a lawnmower lying unattended a few metres away from you
Hell yeah.

>"ANON! ARE YOU SURE THIS WILL WORK?"
>The moans of the dead are almost deafening now that you're stood right next to the horde
OF COURSE IT WILL! IS SAW IT IN A MOVIE ONCE!
>You rev the lawnmower and lift it up so that the blade is facing away from you and towards the zombies
>The dead hear the noise and stop groaning
>They all look at you
The social gathering has ended.
>Twilight moans at your coolness
>You rev the lawnmower again and run screaming into the horde, limbs and blood showering everywhere as the lawnmower blade hacks and slices effortlessly through the citizens of Ponyville
>Twilight and the Reverend are stood by you, kicking away any zombies that get near to you
>Twilight lets loose a few spells and you see several zombies launched away from the group
WE'RE ALMOST AT THE DOOR!
>The dead are closing in around you, the path you had previously cut being filled up with more undead
>Finally you reach the door and kick it open with a foot, Lawnmower at the ready
PARTY'S OV- wait, I already said that.
>You pull your friends through the door and slam it shut
>The zombies howl outside and start scraping at the windows like a group of overly dedicated Mormons
>You look around for anything evil looking.
>Twilight shouts over the noise
>"Everyone look around for the book! It's made of skin and blood!"
>Twilight runs into the kitchen
>The Reverend starts overturning furniture
>You run upstairs to Fluttershy's room
>Shoulder barge the door open
>Run over to a box called "Secret things"
>Throw it open frantically
>Start rooting through it and throwing various objects over your shoulder
>An album of your semen
>A stack over over 1,500 photographs of you during your daily life
>A wad of sticky tissues
>A dildo the size of your forearm
>A pair of your underwear
>A childhood photo of Fluttershy wearing braces
>Her face was also covered in semen and surrounded by stallion dicks
>A book made of skin and blood
>A shrivelled looking cucumber
>Wait.
>Look back over your shoulder
>The book looks back
YES.
>Grab it and run down stairs as fast as you can
GUYS! I FOUND THE BOOK!
>The Reverend beams
>"Excellent! Now we can destroy this dark work!"
>A bestial roar echoes above the moans of the horde
>Twilight appears from around the corner, screaming
>"GUYS! I FOUND-"
>She is swatted aside by a hulk of a creature
>Her body slams into the opposite wall like a ragdoll
>You and the Reverend gasp
>Fluttershy, or at least, what you think is Fluttershy, stomps into the room
>She stands on her hind legs, which have grown horrifically disfigured feet
>Her hooves have also mutated, and end with claws the size of daggers
>She grins at you both, her face missing all its fur and skin, and showing you the bone and muscle beneath
>Various parts of her body are exaggerated by random sharp bones sticking out of various parts
>Every part of her body, however, is covered in grotesque tumour-like muscles
>She also stands much taller than you
>And is licking where her lips used to be at the sight of you
>"THEEEERE YOU AAARE, MY SWEET."
>You turn to the Reverend
Any ideas?
>"Yes. CHAAAARGE!"
>With a mighty scream and the passion of his religion burning through his veins, the Reverend charges at the monster, evading her slow swipes and blows with a dexterity you didn't expect from him
>He delivers several kicks in key places and brings the monster to her knees
>She roars and swipes at him
>He ducks just in time before the claws take his head off
>He abuses his size and agility to dance around Fluttershy, delivering blow after blow to her with reckless abandon.
>But no matter how hard he hits, he only manages to piss off Fluttershy even more
>You pick up the lawnmower and rev it several times
>The blade spins to life and you jump into the fray
>Fluttershy swings a claw at you
>You block her hand with the lawnmower, and she gets it stuck in the blade
>She shrieks in pain and fury as the blade rips her hand to shreds
>She kicks out at you
>Jump back to avoid it then run at her again
>The Reverend jumps onto her back and begins punching the back of her skull over and over again
>The monster's head lowers from the repeating blows
>You take the opportunity and ram the lawnmower right into her face
>A scream like no other fills the air, drowning out the wailing horde outside the cottage
>Fluttershy's face is reduced to mush from the whirling metal
>Satisfied, you pull it back
>Fluttershy staggers for a bit and waves her remaining hand at where her face once was
>She lets loose a low moan, and topples backwards, narrowly missing the Reverend
>You drop the lawnmower and look at the body of the creature
>Blood soaks you and the walls around you
>The Reverend's hooves have deep gashes in them from punching the creature's jagged bones
>Twilight's body stirs and she staggers to her feet
>"What... Did we... Win?"
>You listen
>The horde has stopped screaming
>Look outside
>Each and every pony looks normal once more, and are all sleeping contently amongst each other, and the sea of gore around them
>You look back at Twilight and nod
We did.
>The sun streams through the windows, as the black cloud above the cottage has also been lifted
>You notice a large bulge in the creature's belly
>Prod it
>It wiggles and you hear a squeak inside it
>Sigh and punch the bulge
>Your fist just sinks straight into it and touches something soggy inside
>Grip it and pull
>The monster's belly bursts open and the real Fluttershy rides the wave of blood and bile out of it
>She trembles and squeaks on the floor at your feet, utterly terrified
>She looks up at you, and despite being covered in the foulest substances
>Despite having raised the dead and caused unknown amounts of carnage
>Despite being trapped inside the belly of a disgusting parody of her own self
>Despite all that
>She looks up
>Smiles
>And says
>"A-are the undead your fetish, Anon?"
>Your eye twitches
>Draw your foot back
>Punt her out of a window as hard as you can
>Give everyone in the room the middle finger
>Storm out the cottage
>Past the ocean of blood and body parts outside
>Walk right back home
>Slam the door
>Spend the rest of the day scrubbing blood off your face and furiously masturbating.
>Fucking Fluttershy.

The End