https://derpibooru.org/images/2827416?q=berry+punch%2C+futa >"Care ta join me for a wee nip?" >Just ignore her >You're just... >Early >That's all >You weren't stood up >Even if it has been well over an hour >The inside of the bar is near empty, except for a few regulars >Berry Punch being one of the most regular regulars >She's such a regular no one complains when she just sits outside and runs her mouth >"Don't act like ya aren't lookin'!" >Berry jostles her front hoof, shaking her fifth bottle of Whinness stout >The bottle, in turn, shakes her cock >Whenever she gets drunk she turns shameless >And you have never seen her sober >"Come on, I see you here all the time. Don't you want a little?" >Fuck it "Sure. Why not, I could use a drink." >You ignore how this might affect your social standing and sit near to the sloshed flare mare "You actually willing to share a drink?" >"Of course, lad! Now pick your poison and take a taste~!" >You don't know what she was expecting but you take the bottle and chug it >Stouts usually hit you pretty hard on an empty stomach but who cares "That's not bad stuff." >"Don't go hoggin' it all! Save some for the fishes." "Fish sticks shit bricks." >The rest of the bottle goes >The second bottle goes >"Don't stay out too long, Berry Punch. It's supposed to be cold tonight." >The barkeep gives her a casual warning before locking the door and going off >He didn't seem to even pay any mind to you joining her "And then... fuckin' mare. I don't dress fancy enough. I don't have a big family business goin' on. I ain't-" >You take a quick chug from your third bottle >You have no clue where she's getting her supply from but you're jealous >You can hold liquor but this stuff has weight "I ain't even got a job! Y'know what I've been doin'?" >"Tell me, lad." >She hiccups and shivers from her latest gulp from her own bottle >She's as hard as possible >You're both surrounded by a shameful collection of mostly-empty bottles "Picking up trash an' pickin' flowers! I'm a freaking public servant. Not even a janitor, they get paid. I mean, I get paid too, but barely anything at all!" >Your head feels like it could roll off of your shoulders >You struggle to maintain a solid sitting position >"Y'know what would make you feel a looooooot better?" "Eh?" >You snort after inhaling >"Y'should buff my bottle. Make it shine and I'll give ya a special drink." "Bullshit." >You scoff "Bull... shit. You're a straight up liar, ain't you." >You don't believe her for a second that her words are anything but a lazy come-on >With that struggling to find purchase in your mind... >When... >When did you decide you were taking her up on her offer? >You can feel her stubby flare pulsating in your mouth >"Ooooahh... your mouth's a volcano is so hot..." >She sounds amazed >You jerk your head back and forth, aggressively servicing the drunkard >She even tastes like some flavor of alcohol >She's probably spilled it on her >Her preputial ring keeps meeting your lips >Her head rolls back, a long moan flowing from her lips >She's close >Her hind legs keep shaking >There's no way she can have stamina when she's so deep in the bottle >You feel a hoof rest on the back of your head >"Cooooooooomin'.... ouuuuuuuahhhhhhh..." >Rather than groan or grunt or scream, Berry Punch simply lays back when she orgasms >Her bottle erupts, ropes of equine Irish Cream pumping out >Unable to fight her when inebriated, you half-lay in place and let her keep pumping >Out of some profane reflex your free hand goes to her sack >You gently squeeze to help promote that her body go all out >You snort and lose your tempo >A sudden spray of cream shoots out of your nostrils >She finishes after what feels like multiple minutes >The cream that escaped through your mouth and nose has formed a wide puddle that has already matted her pink belly and hind legs off-white >You look up at the alcoholic to see her condition >... >She's out like a light >Still erect, but maybe at half-mast and still leaking cream >... >You kinda want to take her home >But you're far too full and out of your own head to the point even standing up is too much >... >Fuck it >With your face having been turned into an obscene mess that directly matches the mess on her crotch, you scoot next to her and wrap an arm around her body >You aren't going anywhere >Maybe you can kinda keep her warmer too