Originally uploaded to Pastebin: May 5th, 2013 --- >Day Mumble in Equestria >You are Fluttershy >And today you are about to do something crazy >Something rash and stupid and so over-the-top you fear your life may change forever >Beads of sweat form on your brow as you wait in anticipation >Your heart thumps in your chest >Almost there... >Almost! >Angel bunny shrugs and chows down >You let out a great sigh of relief >You'd never given him imported foods before, and were worried that he might reject it >You stroke his head while he chomps on his food >A door slam startles you >Then you feel yourself smile >Creep over to your window and look out towards your neighbour >Anon is chasing a small dog around with a newspaper >The dog barks happily and wags his tail as he runs great circles around the human's lawn >Anon roars in frustration and hurls the rolled up newspaper >The dog jumps up and catches it in the air, before landing on its feet and bolting off in some random direction >Anon starts punching the ground and screaming "DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT" over and over again Oooh, He's so majestic... >Your heart leaps at the sight of him >You never really understood what it was about him that made you so darn attracted to him >Your eyes move from his face to his rump >You lick your lips >Then shake your head N-no. That's creepy, Fluttershy... >Today's the day though. You're going to make a move and win his heart forever! >You flutter upstairs to your bedroom and over to the small wooden chest at the foot of the bed >Throw it open and gaze at its contents >Photos of Anon >Anon's pants >Anon's hair >Anon's semen in a small vial (That one took some time to get) >You reach in deeper and pull out a large book >"The Art of Sexual Deviancy" >It's a rather naughty book from Saddle Arabia. You had to pay a lot of bits to get your hooves on it >You flip through it, past the many pages with little red 'X's in the corners until you reach a page that is unmarked >"Food" >You 'ooo' to yourself as you read >"The way to a Stallion's heart is through his stomach. And also his dick. So dress in something sexy and prepare a meal for him, making sure to give him as much view of your flanks as possible" >You smile >This one is sure to work! >You shut the book and dart over to your closet >Sliding the door aside, you begin searching through the dozens of costumes you have Sexy doctor... Sexy nurse... Sexy teacher... Sexy dragon... Sexy maid... >You pause >Maid? Could that work? >You bite your lip and envision yourself in a maid's outfit, cooking meals for Anon >Anon, completely naked, kicks down the door, his chest covered in thick hair and carrying two giant logs under each arm >"FLUTTERSHY, YOUR OUTFIT PLEASES ME! WE MUST NOW LOVE EACH OTHER FOREVER AND ALSO RAINBOW DASH IS A SLUT." >You get lost in your own little world, twitching slightly as your fantasies get more and more detailed >A woodpecker drilling into a tree outside snaps you back to reality >You smile and take out the maid's outfit, making sure not to crease it. >Got to look the best for Anon! >You quickly get dressed and check yourself in the mirror >Clear your throat Y-you look cute! Yes! You're going to win Anon's heart and then he'll become your husband and you'll have lots of foals! >Putting on your best smile, you trot downstairs and out the front door >You repeat that same thing to yourself every day >Sometimes you don't believe it. But that just makes you try even harder to win over Anon. >He'll make a great dad. >You watch as Anon chases a pair of mischievous foals away from his bins with a machete >Before he can see you, you duck into a bush >You then curse yourself for getting twigs and leaves all over your outfit >Doesn't matter. You need to surprise him >Just then, Rainbow Dash swoops down from the skies and lands right in front of him >You look on sadly as she manages to get Anon to laugh >You can never get him to laugh... The only time he laughs is when he laughs AT you. >Shudder from memories of past failures >Anon ponders something >Then nods >Rainbow Dash cheers and flies away >Anon shakes his head and grins before jogging after her >You bite your lip and begin to worry >He'll return, right? He has to! >...His underwear are at home. And he won't leave those unguarded, surely! >You sneak out of the bushes and gallop across the road towards his house >Produce the spare key to his back door and let yourself in >You smile to yourself >You knew it would come in handy when you made it >Look around his kitchen >Time to get to work >You start by rooting through all his drawers >You found a photo of him and Rainbow Dash >He obviously didn't need it, so you incinerated it. >Then replaced it with a nice big photo of you, looking cute. >You grin at the picture of yourself >The picture smiles shyly back >Trot over to his fridge and begin looking for food to make >You pull out the largest cucumber you've ever seen >It's huge. >Like, the size of your foreleg. >You start drooling for a moment, your thoughts taking the darker path once more >The things he could do to you with this... >You shake your head for the third time that day, chiding yourself for being distracted so easily >You select out a few more ingredients and start making some food >Cooking up a meal, you hear the front door open >Your fur stands up on end >The meal isn't ready yet! >You panic and look around for an escape >The back door! >No! He'll be expecting that! >You throw open the cupboard under the sink and stuff yourself inside >Hear footsteps outside >Silence >"Oh for fucks sake." >You hear Anon mutter to himself >"Bloody horse..." >He starts moving around pots and pans >Wait >What if he burns himself? >He might get hurt! >You yelp and explode out of the cupboard >Anon barely has time to say 'What the fuck' before you tackle him to the floor >He drops the pan, and hot sauce goes flying everywhere >A blob hits your cheek >It burns. >A lot. >Screaming, you try to remember what the book said >"Show him your flanks" >You nod spastically and sit on Anon's face >Anon's muffled cries vibrate your flanks >It feels so good... >Two hands grab you and throw you off >Your wings spread out and instinctively try to fly you away from danger >You head for freedom, cursing your idiocy under your breath >Slam into a window >Desperately try to escape through it, the transparent surface blocking your exit >Like a confused house fly, you bounce off the window over and over again, getting more worked up each time >Feel something grab your tail and yank you back >Hanging upside down, you are brought face to face with Anon >He doesn't look too happy >Maybe a backrub will calm him down? W-would you like a backrub, Anon? >He growls and bares his teeth >Oh my >He needs to brush more >Maybe you can do that for him! >Clean teeth make everyp0ny happy! >You swing yourself forwards like a pendulum and squash your face against his in a weird upside down kiss >Set to work trying to clean his teeth with your tongue >Anon pulls away and wipes his mouth with disgust >"THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?" Ummm... H-hello... >He gives you a desperate look >"What?!" M-my name is Fluttershy... >Oh dear >You're getting nervous again >You wiggle around in the air and try to free yourself from Anon's grip >His big, strong, muscular hands keep you firmly in place >Oh, the things he could do with those hands >On top of your intense embarrassment, you feel yourself getting turned on again >Anon holds you further away, like you're poisonous, his face scrunching up >Goddess, he looks cute. >Whoops, there you go again >Liquid is now dripping from above as your loins start getting soaked again >Anon drops you and grabs some oven mitts from a drawer >He then picks you up, holding you as far away from him as possible >"Gonna have to burn these when I'm done" Fuh-Flutt... I have money... Please- I j-just w-want the d-dick >You're beginning to lose control of your motor skills as your face goes slack and your legs lock up >By now you're soaking wet and drooling, as well as trying to tell Anon where you were born in a desperate attempt to salvage the situation >He kicks open his front door and tosses you out, throwing his pots and pans out with you >Finally, a pair of flaming oven mitts lands next to you >Anon huffs, slams the door, and leaves you alone to gather your thoughts >You stare, dazed, at your cottage from Anon's front lawn >The oven mitts burn away merrily next to you >You weren't even aware you could set them on fire. >Sort of defeats the purpose, really. >You look down at the pots and pans >They, as well as you, are covered in unfinished pasta sauce >Your maid outfit is ruined >Your brain hurts going into lockdown >Your flank hurts from hitting the ground so hard >Your naughty bits are soaking wet and burning from anticipation >And you still have no Anon to call your own >Sighing, you stand up and take one last look at Anon's house >You see him glaring at you from his window >Smile >He gives you the middle finger and shuts the curtains >Sigh again >Hang your head in shame, and trudge home. Covered in sauce but too sad to care >As you walk away, you hear a loud, obnoxious voice cry out >"Hey Anon! You home? Why are these oven mitts on fire?" >Stupid Rainbow Dash. >You don't do much after that attempt >Sitting at home, you carefully mark "Food" with a red X and put it to one side >Stare into space and listen to the sound of silence >Your home is awfully empty, even with all the animals here >You just want somep0ny to call your own... >You feel tears forming and your lip trembling >Before you can engage in the time-tested act of self-pity, you hear a knock at the door >Maybe it's Anon? >You smile to yourself and fly downstairs >Open the front door >Twilight. >Oh >Okay... Hello, Twilight! What's the matter? >She gives you a sympathetic look >"I heard what happened today with Anon, Fluttershy. And I'm here to help!" >How wonderful! >... >She wants Anon for herself, clearly. >You shake your head N-no thank you, Twilight. I'm fine. >"Are you sure? You looked pretty caught up about it when I saw you walking away from Anon's covered in pasta sauce and wearing a maid's outfit" >You wince >Twilight laughs >"What were you even doing? Because Anon was pretty mad about it." I was trying to make him some food. S-sexily. >"Ah, well he says you broke into his house, destroyed his property and ruined his food." >You sigh. Again. >"Hey..." >Twilight pats your back with a hoof and offers a smile >"You'll be alright, Fluttershy! I'm here to help you!" >You nervously remove her hoof from your back Like I s-said, I'm fine. Thank you... >Twilight shakes her head >"I won't take no for an answer! Come on, let’s go plan together!" >She levitates some quills and parchment out of her saddlebags with a sheepish grin >"I even brought supplies!" >Feel a small smile tug at your lips >You let her in and she happily trots inside, pulling up a table and sitting down at it, looking towards you, still stood at the door >Close it and settle down next to Twilight >"Now, tell me what you know..." >The next day >You and Twilight are hiding inside the same bush you hid in yesterday >Twilight is wearing a helmet with "BORN TO READ" written on the side >You're wearing rubber arm bands and a snorkel A-are you sure this will work? >"Of course! You just head over there and I’ll use my magic to create a large hole full of water underneath you! Then you pretend to drown, Anon comes outside, saves you, realises how much he loves you then you can be happy together!" >Stare at her >You're so lucky to have a friend like Twilight. >Even though you fully expect her to betray you and take Anon for herself >But you'd never tell her that >It would hurt her feelings! >Twilight gently pushes you out the bush and you head over to the large "X" drawn in the dirt in front of Anon's house >Look back over to Twilight, he is sticking out her tongue in concentration and channelling magic at where you are stood >As expected, the ground gives way to form a large pitfall and water seems to rise up from the bottom >You squeak as the ground gives way and instinctively take flight >Hear a loud groan >Glance over to Twilight who is imitating swimming >You nod and close your wings, screaming in terror as you drop 2 feet into the murky water >You float on the surface thanks to your armbands >And wait. >You wait 5 minutes >Shoot a look at Twilight, who is watching a timer >She looks back to you and shrugs, then imitates you screaming >Of course! umm... h-HELP! HELP ME, ANON! ... please? >To your immense surprise, Anon's door flies open and bedraggled and incredibly grumpy looking human stomps out, growling >He kneels down and watches you merrily bob along on the surface of the water, completely safe because of your armbands I-I'm drowning. Please help? >He narrows his eyes >Grabs an armband in each hand >And crushes them >Your eyes shrink as you hear the loud bang that the compressed air makes as it escapes the destroyed floats >You immediately start to sink, then flail >Your snorkel fills with water and you start to splutter >You can't actually swim >You're from Cloudsdale. Not Aquastria. >Anon chuckles and stands back up >He puts his hands on his hips and watches you struggle to stay afloat >Your legs are getting tired and your wings are useless >You're actually going to drown >Sinking below the water, Anon's smile fades >His face grows concern >"Wait, can you actually not swim?" >You answer him by ingesting a large amount of muddy water and sinking further into the hole >Fast as lightning, a large hand enters the water, grabs your mane, and drags you back out >Cough and splutter up muddy water as Anon slaps your back in an effort to get it back up >He holds you in his arms while you shudder and whimper >Anon shushes you and pats your back more gently >Just as you get comfortable, you realise >Anon is holding you in his arms and is being gentle >The moment that thought enters your mind, your wings go full mast >You get wetter than neighagra falls and try to introduce yourself to him >Anon drops you and grumbles >"You're a fucking moron. And if you do that again, I swear to god I'll leave you in there." >He turns around and strolls back inside his house, slamming the door >Lie there and pant, humming to yourself because of what just happened >He was so gentle! He really DOES love you! >A magical aura lifts you up, and before you know it Twilight is carrying you back to your house >"Okay, so maybe that didn't work as well as I'd hoped. But there are still lots of plans to do!" >You roll your eyes >Oh boy here we go. >You scream as the giant spider pins you down and prepares to eviscerate your face >An animalistic roar shocks the beast, and before it can turn to see what happened, Anon tackles it off you and rips it to pieces with a carving knife. >He pants and looks towards you >"You alright?" MARRY ME. >"OH GOD WHY IS MY HOUSE ON FIRE?!" D-don't worry, Anon! I'll save you! >You throw a bucket of water on the flames >It does nothing >If anything, the fire just gets angrier and spreads to other parts of Anon's house Umm... C-can we make love now? Anon! Anon! Where for art thou Anon? >"TRYING TO GET SOME FUCKING SLEEP. GO AWAY, FLUTTERSHY. IT'S 3 IN THE FUCKING MORNING." >Whoops. >"Oh, hey there, Rainbow. What's up?" >You tremble, the disguise you're wearing seems to work Ohh, I just wanted to know if you wanted to... Have sex, you know? Since that's what you and me always do when you run away! >"Rainbow. We've never had sex. You're into mares." ...Horseapples. Please? >"No." Please? >"NO." Pleeeeease? >"NO!" Why not? >"I'M NOT ANON!" Oh. Right. >Rarity slams the door to the boutique in your face >You're not really sure why you're here or why you thought Rarity was Anon. >It's late at night >You and Twilight sigh It's hopeless... >"Don't worry, Fluttershy! We just need to try harder! I'm sure SOMETHING will get Anon's attention..." >Her left eye twitches and her mane shows the early signs of becoming frazzled >Then she lets out a loud cry >You scream and fall backwards, your entire body paralysed >"I've got it!" Y-you have? >"Yes! Yes yes yes yes YES!" >She trots on the spot excitedly >"What if I turned you into a human!" >Your eyes widen You can do that? >"Sure I can! I just need to use a simple polymorph spell! It won't last very long, but I'm sure I can maintain the spell long enough for you to seduce Anon!" >Your heart starts beating faster >It's perfect! >Anon will surely love you! >Twilight heads home immediately to prepare the spell, and you get yourself ready for bed >Snuggle down under the covers and look over at the picture of Anon on your bedside cabinet >It depicts him, looking mad as hell and trying to cover the camera with a hand just before you took it >That was a good day >He chased you all over Ponyville to get that photo back >Close your eyes and smile >Soon he'll be yours >And you'll both be happy and grow old together and live a nice full life >It all rides of Twilight now >Still thinking of highly temperate primate phallus, you drift off to sleep. >Day Spells in Equestria >Wake up >Clop, Clean, Comb >Blush at yourself in the mirror >The thoughts of the day ahead made you feel awfully dirty >You can almost taste him! >A knock on the door startles you >Fly downstairs and open it slightly >Twilight beams at you >"Hey there, Fluttershy! You ready for today?" >You nod, a smile breaking out across your face Of course! W-when are we doing it? >"Right now!" >Before you can respond, Twilight uses magic to open the door fully, then hits you in the chest with a large beam of magic >You writhe and struggle as you feel your body changing shape >Twilight is pushing herself to the absolute limit, and her hooves are digging into the ground to give herself more balance >She lets out a cry and the spell fades >Drop to the floor, dazed >You pick yourself up and stand to your feet shakily >Look down at Twilight A-are you okay, Twilight? >She pants and looks up wearily >"Yeah... I'm f-" >Her eyes widen >Her jaw drops open >And she starts saying "yes yes yes" again >You look down and realise that you are stood on two feet >Inspect your hands closely >Wiggle your fingers experimentally >They feel so funny to use >You giggle >Twilight stops squealing and starts to tug your arm with magic >"Come on! While the spell's still active!" >You nod, still trying to get used to your new body >Twilight drags you towards Anon's house, stopping to pick you up several times after you stumble >You're completely transfixed with your boobs >They're so cute >You poke them >And giggle again >Before you know it, you're stood right on Anon's door step >Twilight hops into her command-centre-bush and gives you the go ahead >You take a deep breath and knock on the door >It hurts your knuckles... >Anon opens the door with a disgruntled look on his face >He sees you and everything seems to freeze >You nervously smile at him >He gulps and looks up and down your body >You stand there, getting silently judged by him >Please work. Please! >He looks at your eyes again, and you hold each other's gazes for a while >A small smile creeps onto his face >He likes you! >HE LIKES YOU! >Anon reaches a hand forward and gently stokes your face >His smile then suddenly disappears >"Tits too small. Zero out of ten would not bang." >He slams the door >You stare at it, trying to work out what he just said. >You think he might have just rejected you >Again >Slowly turn around and look towards Twilight >She's flabbergasted, and is just trying to form words >You sigh >Another failed attempt... >Take a step forward >Something slams into you and tackles you to the floor >Squeak and look up at your attacker >Rainbow Dash stands over you, her eyes hungrily taking in your new body >She's even drooling >"Hey there, hot stuff. You wanna know why they call me the Seed Demon?" No? >"Too bad." >Fucking Rainbow Dash.